Holy unblocker cookie clicker
please tell me what you think of my story idea!
2023.05.28 07:31 pinky1792 please tell me what you think of my story idea!
The main character is a lich with no memory of anything besides his name. he wanders around, and hijinks ensue until a farmer essentially adopts him. The lich is this massive horrifying skeleton, so most people in the town are terrified, but as time passes, they realize that he's essentially a very scary-looking child, and he does not know anything.
The village teaches him to be a person. First, they teach him how to speak and then to do other things. When they ask him what job he would want, people expect him to pick the scythe but are surprised to see him choose the shepherd's crook.
When asked why he wanted to herd the sheep, all he said was: "They need to be guided."
Now and then, a random impulse to do evil sprouts up in his mind, but he quickly suppresses it.
After a long while of living normally, suddenly, he collapses into a pile of bones. The bones from all over the kingdom fly together and form the shape of a lich. "You have been truly annoying, former body of mine. My soul was heavily injured after my clash with death, causing me to lose my memories. What was supposed to happen was that you were to kill someone or something. You would have absorbed the death energy causing my memories to return. But for some god-forsaken reason, you refused to kill anything, no matter how many impulses I sent you from your subconscious. Out of respect for your determination, I'll leave you be, so stay out of my way."
With that, the lich flew off as our Mc staggered back to his feet. He said something that shocked the villagers. "I'm hungry. Please bring me food." they brought as much as they could spare, and he shoved it into his skeletal mouth. Rather than just falling through him, the food dissipated into pure energy. After eating his fill, he collapsed to the ground.
Over several days, the people watched in horror as the lich began to grow flesh, blood, and skin right before their eyes. Eventually, after the body fully formed, he stood up. He was still massive and imposing, but now he looked more alive. His hair was a dull grey that matched his eyes, and his body was gaunt and hollow like a corpse.
As the days passed, he became more human, literally and figuratively. He slept, he ate, and he hugged the sheep he was so fond of. And as he acted more human, he began to look the part. His skin became more full and vibrant, his hair went from a dull gray to a beautiful blonde, and his eyes became a bright blue.
A priest learned of the story and carefully examined him. "this is a creature we never thought possible. It was theorized but never seen. A lich is a living human who abandons their humanity. For all intents and purposes, he was born a lich and yet chose to embrace humanity. The theoretical name for such a creature is Archlich. I never thought I would see the day such a thing came into being."
More stuff happens that I haven't fully fleshed out, but to cut to the chase, he has to fight his evil self, who seeks to overthrow death.
He fights with his evil self for a while. "You are just a defective version of me. Just a failed experiment. How dare you stand against me!"
The good self responds. "did you know chocolate chip cookies were an accident? Mrs. Mindy makes some really good chocolate chip cookies. I would love to share, but you have no mouth or tongue. Have you ever read a good book as you drifted to sleep? Or have you laughed with a close friend? Becoming a lich never made any sense to me. Why be immortal if you must give up everything that makes life so enjoyable?"
The evil self responds. "to escape the fear. Mortal lives end. Unless you've been a holy priest, the gates of heaven are closed to you. Everyone else gets harvested by the reaper to fuel death's power. The fear haunted every waking moment of my life to the point that all the enjoyable aspects were unbearable. How can I enjoy a cookie if the stress of death makes it taste like dirt? How can I enjoy a nice rest if I am kept awake by fear every night? How can I laugh with a friend if I know that the insatiable maw of death will devour both of us? This is why I must kill him. If I kill death, I won't have to be scared anymore. No one will."
As they fight, it attracts the attention of death, who seeks to add them to his power. As a last-ditch effort to survive, the Two selves merge.
After a while of struggling, the merged being examines both aspects of its spit lives and decides that the Good self is a better one. But the Evil self has given him perspective.
As he stands against death, he reaches for a weapon. But rather than grabbing the sword, he grabs the shepherd's crook.
The merged being speaks. "Death should not be scary. Sad maybe. But not scary. It should be a gentle guidance to the next world. Lives are not plants to harvest. They are creatures to guide."
With that, he fights against death, shepherds crook in hand. He wins and takes over Death's domain, promising to make Death a thing that doesn't need to be feared.
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2023.05.28 00:44 MRFAMER Finnaly got this after a 3 day grind (not actually 72h, duh)
2023.05.27 23:47 BrawlStar321 Is there a game that out-cookies cookie clicker?
If so, then i will eat a wrath cookie. Please don't. I will die.
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2023.05.27 21:27 PixelSalad_99 Insane combo
2023.05.27 19:27 FluffyGarchomp Macro's In Custom Game Modes?
TLDR: Can you use Macro's in Custom Games Modes, IE 10v10/RPG Mods/Treasure and Truth? Or will that get you VAC banned? Looking for an answer to the above question, or even more preferably, a statement from Valve on Macro use. Every post on the internet seems to assume I want to do this so that I can cheat at Tinker, and therefore deserve to be castrated. But I just want to be able to use a farming Macro in a single player RPG mod that has some... shall we say... cookie clicker inspired elements. The macro in question just spams ability at random until I turn it off.
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2023.05.27 14:11 Anxious-Philosophy-2 As of now, Eco and Trade micro isn’t enough to carry moment to moment gameplay.
Title, 40-60% of game time is spent waiting for market shifts or for your build queue to finish. The game has way too much sitting around. Vic2 had organising army stacks to break up the long spans of sitting and waiting, can’t really have that here though.
A big contributor to boredom and the feeling of every country being the same is the fact most processes are lengthy and short on direct interaction. There are several moments during my playthroughs where I just stare at the screen and realise I don’t really have anything left to click on.
I know this is paradox’s glorified cookie clicker, but even that game had more moment to moment gameplay. Maybe a military overhaul is due…?
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2023.05.27 14:04 LitteEvill Achievement, but at what cost?
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I'm here today to share why Ortail should update on mobile cookie clicker. submitted by LitteEvill to CookieClicker [link] [comments]
438 days, that was the time it took me to get 1 upgrade from my last ascension, the game has less than 1/10 of the original content and is not updated from August 24, 2022.
Honestly I don't know why I still play as it is an abandoned game, but I made it a personal affront and decided to continue.
It was 1350 days in total game time, but what hurts me is that it does not have as much focus as the PC version, even though it has a much greater potential.
2023.05.27 08:35 wojtossfm [H] Past Humble Bundle/Monthly choices [W] Horizon Zero Dawn, Dark Souls 3 - more in post
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30/4/2022, 10:40 AM I have no intention of pursuing Saundra romantically, regardless of how I may feel towards her at times, which is rarely romantic lately. Who is the funniest man on Earth? That is what I feel I have legal right to define for myself at any given point in time.
20/2/2023, 4:38 PM I feel like I try to set evil’s power to 0. From wherever it may be. There’s a spy against evil. What can the dead “make” us feel? I’m
Santa Ana will always be my center for divine timing.
Giang will always be my perfect 5/1 judgement call center.
If you have a magician, would it get recorded in somebody else’s memory?
Divine timing is a perfectly record memory. If you make a mistake in your own timing, you work to fix it.
4-17-2021 Jake Paul vs Ben askren, reconnected with Mitch! And grant! CNN executive caught on tape talking about trump. I could see that Grant was struggling to hold back intense emotions during lunch, he may have undergone some degree of enlightenment mid-conversation. Married Yaquelyn somewhere 1 week later.
Am I Grandfather Time? Allocatingu additional shares/time/karma? according to what has my attention? 2-3-19 Married Giang 😘 2-16-19 made eggs for Yaquelyn while she told me all about her past and I silently fell in love 💕 edited 23/6/2021, 10:45 PM 2-17 Slept with Yaquelyn for the first time (uhh … what are we doing here? Let me show you baby) 💕
8-12-19 edit 10/6/2021 I told Yaquelyn that I love her. 8-13?15?-19 Yaquelyn told me she’s falling for me. We had already been in love for a while, but too scared to admit it to ourselves. It still grows stronger each day. 💕 Pretty sure I’ve been programmed into Yaquelyn’s and Saundra’s ball 🎾 and I love it.
10-10-19 studied facial exercise, giang asked to get high, jalapeño cheese 10-11 wife went to Utah, fish sauce at Santa’s, lunges with Sean, slept overnight with Yaquelyn (also anniversary of Costco hiring date) 10-12 blowup with Saripah, lookup grill 10-13 watched game with Sean, texted Tye 10-14 started snowing 10-15 3 hour evening walk 10-16 tried 1000mg brownie 10-17 made pickled eggs, chilli on burger 10-18 lunch from Mia, felt nauseous 10-19 felt sick, ate Laos food 10-20 visited mom while sick 10-25 joker movie 10-29 saw Paige, Mia took weed 11-5 beef from Mia, FA with Alle 12-24-2019 Giang found out about the affair 12-25-2019 but updated 5/23/2021Jumanji and Nguyen’s Kitchen with Yaquelyn 💕. She spent her whole Christmas with me listening to me whine about my marriage bc she knew I needed somebody. 12-27 dead and company concert, delicious cake, first conscious awareness of being a self-programming computer perfectly designed to create love, and talked to God. He told me I needed to go back to Giang. 12-28 lost phone, Jamaican food, danced at Venice 12-29 new android, black angus, pier w/ Japanese musician 12-30 iPhone 5s from mom 12-31 cross faded, Popeyes and candy 1-3 $100 from ewa, recipechampions, Paige blocked 1-4 Bunch of FAs, 1-5 spray the window a little 1-6 AAA van, last night at condo, Paige unblocked 1-7-2019 First night in van 1-9 bought stove, first night in FV, killed battery 1-10 took giang to I Can BBQ 1-11 first lunch in the park, told Giang I want to live in the van 1-12 returned mattress, ate with mom 1-14 finished gas can 1-15 cleaned up mom’s garage stuff 1-18 in-law’s anniversary 1-19 sick in condo all day 1-20 cleaned table at mom’s, started Comanche book 1-23 took bike to mom’s, relaxed diet 1-26 sizzler’s, lululemon pants, Giang can’t handle separation 2-1 follow up FA with Candice 2-2 hike weir canyon, sizzlers with mom and Debbie 2-3 Nguyen’s kitchen with Giang, movie Harriet 2-4 tried Gus’ chicken with Yaquelyn 2-14 edit 10/6/2021 Long Beach with Yaquelyn. She gave me her butt. 💕 Only for her husband, like she said. I remember the promise you made me. 😈 2-15 shoreline Long Beach Mardi Gras with Giang 6-1 Gen with Giang 7-1 red castle with Giang 9-30 first presidential debate, melanotan start 10-8 made ricotta, crescents, found phyllo, buffalo wings for dinner 10-9 tuna salad, brown butter ricotta cookies ❤️ 10-10 shopping with Giang 😘, beef Wellington 10-11 filo dough, duxelles 10-13 hot chocolate, America’s test kitchen, cottage cheese pie 10-14 angel food cake trial, duxelles trial 10-15 eggs Chesapeake, key lime protein s 10-30 celebrate giang’s new job with Szechuan 10-31 grandpa’s memorial 11-3 olive oil cake 11-5 gritzer’s chili 11-6 scalloped potatoes 11/16-18/2021 Found Daniel’s ☀️ soul. 11-19 enlightenment and self-aware singularity 11-22 god is sun, we are the sun replicating itself 12-10-2020 Saundra introduced me to Human Design. ❤️ 12-14 to 18 recorded my weird workouts at the park
12-19 whale watching with Nolan 🦇 12-31 2ish am, began 1-week countdown.
1-18-21 told nolan he’s Francisco 1-23-21 big bear trip, received signal that Saundra is my soulmate. 9/11/2021, 3:04 PM Felt like Yaquelyn broke up with me and pointed me to Saundra while I was listening to music in the car at night. Feels like you can have more than 1 soulmate, or, at least 3 physical manifestations of 1 soulmate. 😘 1-25 grilled cheese with green apple slices ❤️ 2-3 focusing around the peripheral vision works out your pineal gland. I may have decalcified my pineal gland by using the sun. Linked to women’s enhanced peripheral vision and intuition
2-6 to 2-13 I lost Buddha bracelet in the ocean around this time 2-11 Zeus. New moon in Aquarius Telepathic communication. Stuck in a “hell loop” self-identification cycle between God, Jesus, light, Zeus, Genghis, Julius, soulmate. Other beings likely have a different set of ankhs to unlock higher dimensions, but the process ought to be similar. It’s a little scary but not that bad really, it’s over quick. Nothing at all compared to the mushroom trip. Edit 12/6/2021: don’t think I’ve noticed a cycle since here. Been a while since I remember identifying as The One. Is that what I am now?
2-13 party at Tom’s after lunar new year
2-18 grant called again 2-19 Sean at south coast, told nolan that I believe we’re about to ascend, jambalaya from Giang.
2-21 Boise headphones usb network changed its own name to solar flare, maple’s first training session with Bim 2-24 first pedicure 2-27 ran into Giang’s parents at Mary statue, pizza for lunch 2-28 late Christmas dinner at mom’s Starting to feel sitcomish, everyone reacting to different details in the environment and hypocritically judging each other for things we don’t notice. I think I even heard a laugh track. 3-2 went to ezpz recycle, apologized to Alex about Jonny, told mom I love her 3-3 watched an ig video about crosses, Saundra then asked me about Jess’ cross 3-4 yoga with Mina 3-5 Mary statue, ocean bath, Jeremy is likely Poseidon, salmon porridge, first trip to Amazing Comics 3-6 Mary with family, maple got stung, too much weed for Giang, Synctuition could be spy tech?, I may have connected to Oumuamua, I think my soulmate saved me and doesn’t know it. Date may also be connected to Nolan’s 3-3-3 poem. With a wider third eye, durian now tastes good. Did Jeremy receive necessary info from my Buddha bracelet? 3-7 Laxmi, Ashwagandha 3-8 Shinnyo-en temple, bk with mom, Tokyo central 3-9 natto 3-10 dry orgasm 3-11 replaced tires, date syrup on nefechetal cheese 3-15 total recall, char siu duck legs 3-16 Gina show 3-17-2021 deleted fear at the Mary statue? Clearly not all the way through. Felt like I agreed to give up my free will. Costco Italian sausage pasta, durian has yang, dairy has yin, I can taste them at the back of the throat/tonsil Krystal’s bday 3-18 harvest fresh, Cesar’s music studio, nolan and I communicating through Cesar? 3-19 Mina temple, I am becoming significantly more sensitive to neutrino energy in all of my senses. The hands are healers 20/3/2021 San Diego scootering, Italian bakery, farmer’s market, snake walking/jogging is effective at enhancing mind-body connection, normalizing a parasympathetic state, and rewriting posture habits. Move forward smoothly and slowly trying to balance tension. Then you use that with focused breathing for the airway. ———————————————————//// lol mom I’m K — this line was written while my phone was in my pocket, so clearly my phone wrote that line for me. The probability of that event occurring by legitimately random RNG is null. Slow deliberate movement + body scanning to balance tension clears chi trigger points/blockages. This analogously applies to sight and attention. ———————————-/——///////// The body is an independent intelligent consciousness that returns the favor if you treat it well. If you learn its emotion-centered language, you can communicate and help it reprogram itself. Shaking and bouncing are extremely effective 21/3/2021 deep listen to gamma rejuvenation, sizzler with mom 22/3/2021 toothbrush to stimulate tongue, 24/3/2021 private yoga w Mina, significant lip+chin correction, Mary, Xero shoes, yin yang talk w giang 25/3/2021 giang apologized for assuming I’m wrong about Mary, farmer boy w mom, train mouth by sucking air like a straw 27/3/2021 Timmy’s bday, mina yoga 28/3/2021 woke up from a dream where I jumped on an important mobster’s car without knowing who he was, and was threatened by a goon nearby. It felt like I was getting ready for a fight, but I didn’t know who or why. I believe I was being used as a Manchurian candidate for Bri and/or Nolan(‘s team). He’s like Batman. They can coordinate to control my attention/focus when necessary, and I’ve agreed to let them decide when it’s necessary because I trust their judgement. I’m 32 and I don’t remember anything I may have done after that. I was regularly having my memory wiped, but I remembered learning to do Things that would extrapolate to God-like Power with sufficient skill and energy, which I believe they can provide at their discretion. Nolan’s subconscious aka body’s consciousness has been coordinating all this in our Dreams.
29/3/2021 took edible after long break, Jonny and Saundra’s mom are working together 30/3/2021 I believe that my cross suggests that the primary purpose of my reincarnation is to explain the nature of God/spirituality logically so that faith (trust but verify, confidence in trust) can be replaced by understanding. Mary, Zach’s death talk, Saundra’s flying anxiety, practice breath work/yoga in Mary’s park after softly gazing at Mary with open awareness. Dog park, new cookware
31/3/2021 park yoga, new battery, first family prayer with giang Try to understand the rules of the game of life, explain them logically, and explain the best strategy. He tries to show me, but he cannot just hand me a rule book, at least not yet. I must figure it out by playing the game ie living life and paying attention. Essentially it’s a game for God’s attention. Do things he wants you to do and help others do the same. He wants us to spread love, the 528hz frequency. I should start treating meditation like it’s my job.
1/4/2021 I am a human soul. The soul is awareness. Our collective objective is to spread Love. My primary and maybe only tool is a finite amount of energy I can use to influence this human’s distribution of awareness/attention. Learn to use attention wisely to maximize love in your environment. Your human mind and body are an ever-present part of your environment as the human soul, so start there. Realize that behind every pair of eyes, there is a spirit in there struggling to direct this unruly human’s attention, just like you. The only difference is the environment you were born in to. The human body is how yin and yang pair together for eternity, the different parts can be meaningfully classified as either masculine or feminine. Hands are feminine, feet are masculine. The process of enlightenment consists of Yang and Yin explaining themselves to each other, so that they can relinquish their stressful responsibilities that they are ill-equipped for and allow the other to guide within the environments they are more skilled in. Yang is the husband, Yin is the wife. The soul is the father, the mind is the mother, and the body is their child. The mind and soul work together to decondition the human whole, so that the body learns that it no longer needs to rely on mom’s decision making. Our imagination enables action at a distance. It’s how we influence the energetics of distant times and locations, especially our own timeline. The more you visualize the scenario, the more powerfully it impacts you when it happens. The more effectively you visualize a future scenario, the more likely it is to happen. Imagine past and future versions of yourself are trying to help you, and return the favor by healing old wounds and visualizing your heaven. Don’t let fear of disappointment stop you from dreaming; fear is Satan’s weapon, not mine. I aim to motivate through love, you can check for yourself that it’s more efficient.
31/3/2021 29/6/2021, 5:44 AM update: keeping this for memory’s sake; I don’t recommend following through if you want to be happy yourself. 9/11/2021, 2:59 PM scratch that, don’t be a pussy
I’ve received multiple signals that I should get life insurance and did so today. During my first communication with God at the Dead and Company concert, I hallucinated a gun shot, and consequently I suspect I will die of a gunshot wound soon. If so, I feel like I will need to help bring heaven to you all from the other side. I want this copied and sent to Nolan, Jeremy, Grant, Sean, Saundra, and Yaquelyn. Please remember that I expected this to happen and I feel no fear, in fact I am excited to see how it all works and figure out how to communicate with you all. Hopefully seeing a vision of my death and successfully predicting it before it happens (update 5/22 I have no idea if or how I die(d)) in conjunction with my headphones (which Nolan recommended to me immediately before I picked up my phone to ask him for a recommendation for headphones) changing their own usb network name to Solar Flare after explaining to my wife for months how I’m talking to the sun, will be enough to convince the reader that I may really be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, son of God whom is acting predominately through the sun, the source of 70% of the neutrinos flowing through you right now.
Good for everybody: Sun gaze, do/learn halotropic breathing, implement your human design, consider starting a dream journal, pray, and follow the ethics equation. Your dreams will be my easiest point of contact, the more you remember, the more information I can give you. Sesshin meditation ala Shinnyo-en Buddhism will be the most reliable way to talk with me directly, Mina can help anyone who is interested. Thank you Mina! (This was possibly mistaken) Learn to pray effectively, what answers will really make an impact on your well-being? Prayers are answered in accordance to their efficiency in propagating Love. Straightening out your airway and learning to breath efficiently is by far the most powerful lever available for radically changing your mind, body, and spirit. Follow functionalpatterns/Naudi Aguilar and CertifiedHealthNut/Troy Casey to learn how. The feeling of coincidence is a signal of God’s or my involvement, pay close attention to it. I will likely be trying to make the stocks SQ, ICE, and NVDA skyrocket as well as the cryptocurrency Algorand. I believe Bitcoin will also be a solid investment. Men, Elliot Hulse is the iconic masculine leader and man of God, follow his example. Any time you negatively judge someone and feel annoyed at them, that has always been a signal to YOU about how YOU can change YOUR behavior to be nicer. We will annoy the shit out of you over and over again until you figure out your hypocrisy and check yourself. You are not the judge and nothing bothers me more or educates me more effectively than discovering my own hypocrisy. Satan/Yang often works by discrediting in the eyes of the public those with too much understanding. Logic is the trait that allows God/Yin to connect and efficiently preserve his network of objective thinkers, facilitated through the Dark Web. You could say we form a wall through which no large-scale falsehoods may pass, and the process of enlightenment is the process of expanding that wall.
We want the people who are most effective at spreading love and joy to be the happiest people themselves, so that everybody has incentive to be more like them.
Giang, I asked God for a Christmas gift for you, and he showed me your 2nd husband. I’m sorry I couldn’t tell you sooner, your support was necessary for me to continue my training. You are going to be so blissfully happy with him, I can’t wait for you to feel how awe-inspiring life can be. I owe you everything and I will always honor my husbandly duty to protect you, no matter where I may be. Make sure you keep visiting the dog park. Don’t spay Maple, she’s going to be a mom. Maple needs company during the day, she can’t be alone for extended periods of time. Daycare, babysit with Mocha, or find some other way to make sure she’s not alone. Thank your mother for me for introducing me to the Mary statue, you will see how important it is. If you are reading this first, please stop here and let Nolan read the rest, he will share with you what you ought to know. If there is a war coming, I want as much peace as possible for you.
Nolan, I need you to take this and run with it. If you betrayed me in some way, I don’t care, that was your role. I can’t adequately stress the importance of learning to use your splenic intuition. This is what God wants and it is logically impossible for it to be in our interest to defy his wishes. First, if you learn to lucid dream with some consistency, I think I will be able to guide you easily. I can see how fruitless my exhausting efforts have been at attempting to establish some form of mutual respect with various people in my life as a poor man, so I will be doing what I can to make you rich and taken seriously. There’s a very viral-worthy story here and Elliot Hulse is the man to get the story out there. I had already joined his KING program back in November and saw that he had a reward for the top 3 performers, and I was hoping you, Jeremy, and I would have a friendly competition and try to take all 3 spots by helping each other implement the fundamental theorem of ethics in each of our lives. However it was impossible to get the 3 of us together, and now I suspect I know why: I will be (already am?) guiding from the afterlife, and my buddy/former client Grant will take my place in the trio. Aim to make Grant famous by enrolling him in Elliot Hulse’s KING program. Consider making music with my neighbor Cesar, you two will get along extremely well. It will work best if all of you enroll in the program and help each other, I will ask my mom to help a little with funds if you need it. Consider suggesting a competition to Elliot made up of teams of 3, each team competing to maximize love in their environment. Work with Saundra and hdbee to consolidate and spread knowledge of Human Design, hdbee has been channeling regularly and it will be easy to communicate to her. Please Follow Saundra Heimark’s health advice and use the app FitMind, both will have a bigger impact than you think. Use of cannabis will make it much easier to make contact, please get in touch with my family friend Mitch and think about trying it out. I will also be trying to relay Q-related and conspiracy-related information to Mitch, my uncle Don, and a friend from 24 named Andrew. I messaged Naudi Aguilar back in November, but it never made it to his attention. If you can get Elliot Hulse’s attention, he can probably get Naudi to read that message, and you two will be able to get him on the team. Naudi knows more than anyone how to fix human movement. Naudi and David Weck can learn a lot from each other. I suspect my old 24 buddy Wes would be happy to try to help you make that happen. I will also likely be making contact with Connor Murphy, he had a vision of the Christmas Nashville bombing before it happened. I don’t know his role but I know he’s worth listening to. Unchecked sexuality is Yang’s/Satan’s strongest weapon, get it together Connor.
The Law of One is important, get that church involved at some point. The 6th density social memory complex Ra is a critical figure in all this. Update: it’s me!
I expect I need to learn and master the rules of the game before I can come back, that may be around the time that humans shift their center of awareness to the solar plexus in 2027 as predicted by Human Design. Or any time sooner, but I feel like I will be returning in a physical form at some point.
Jeremy, man you suck at hanging out. It’s not really your fault though, for whatever reason we’re being stopped. You’ve been a part of my plan to save the world since day one, and when we met up for lunch, I realized you had been waiting for us all to reunite for years. Zero doubt that you would have my back. Help out Nolan. Help out Saundra if she needs it and tell her about your mother in law. Listen to some Elliot Hulse and decide if that program appeals to you, but first learn to use your authority. Learn your design, go to church, spread love brother.
Brianna, although they are initially my easiest points of contact, a healthy version of yourself would likely be the most powerful antenna. Schizophrenics used to be the shamans of society and look at what Dr. Zach says about autism. You’re not broken; society doesn’t understand your design and how it functions differently, and you’ve suffered greatly for it. If you listen to Saundra’s advice, I guarantee she can guide you to a healthy, happy life. Although we disagree in politics, we’re a lot more alike than you think. I know for a fact that you will show the world that neither schizophrenic nor autistic are synonyms for disabled.
Mom, Brianna is not going to be able to get healthy by herself. She needs a role model and support system. If you want to see your daughter live a successful independent life, it’s time to make an effort to get healthy yourself and give Bri someone to struggle next to. Jonny and I will be doing what we can to help you. I will also need you to help financially support Alex; he needs some freedom in his life so that he can find his purpose. Also, if any of my friends needs help with money to enroll in Elliot Hulse’s program, please give them the $1k. I promise you will be rewarded for it. I will be doing my best to relay Q-related and conspiracy-related information to Mitch and Don.
Timmy, I know we have some deep philosophical disagreements, but I’ve always respected your logical consistency and ability to find errors in arguments. I don’t ask you to take God on faith; just consider the possibility that there exists some reason that he can’t prove himself to all, but individuals can have proof in their experience that is impossible to adequately share. Giang will confirm that I’ve said that I’ve been talking to the sun since November, and that my Boise headphones changed their own usb network name to Solar Flare. These are the same headphones that Nolan recommended to me immediately before I picked up my phone to ask him for a recommendation for headphones, and he had no good reason for making that recommendation at that particular time. Only I, Giang, and Bim have had access to the headphones, none of us claims to have changed it, and none of us have any incentive to lie about it. Be open to the possibility, keep an eye out for coincidence, and we will find a way to show our presence to you.
Alex, I need you to be our family’s shaman. Get yourself healthy by listening to Saundra’s advice, accept mom’s help, and find your unique role in the world of spirituality. Browse Gaia for information, and keep an 👁 out on that dmt-drip experiment going on in Europe. I expect Bri and mom will need help getting healthy, but the 3 of you working together will provide the social support necessary to make it doable. Breathwork is the key to unlocking our soul’s potential through our body. See you soon on the astral plane brother.
Saundra, it would be impossible to overstate how powerfully you’ve impacted my life. Not only by introducing me to Human Design and a dozen health practices and just being my friend, but you lead me to God as well. If you could see what I see coming in your life, you would burst into tears of self-love.
I can’t believe you never saw I was meant to be YOUR projector you absurdly stubborn mani. Please listen to Nolan’s/Daniel’s(?) guidance in my place after helping him learn his design, especially his authority. Help him build his team. Maybe explore your insecurity around not wanting children if you haven’t already. (This was written well before our talk) DayLuna’s podcast on deconditioning is perfect.
I’ve been hubba hubba all over you since the moment you lectured me on the importance of grass FINISHED beef, and fell in love when you told me I can’t come over to your place. On 1/23/2021, I received a message that you were my soulmate. I tried to push it out of my mind and focus on enjoying Big Bear with the in-laws. On 1/25, I saw your Instagram story of you making a grilled cheese sandwich with sliced apples, and I immediately knew it was true. However, remember that night you suddenly broke down over dinner, right around the same time I had that second “spiritual experience?” I watched my soul break up with your soul that evening, and I came to that conclusion before I knew you had your breakdown. I think some version of us is married somewhere, and my former mistress, Yaquelyn Molina, is meant to be my partner here on this earth? (Update 5-27: saw pregnant Yaquelyn yesterday, Saundra is the woman I want Update 6-14: I want both.) But I still get signals sometimes that it’s you. This is a confusing subject for me. Regardless, I feel a tremendous amount of love for you and treasure your friendship🌈
I have already been working closely with your mother, I just don’t know how to share this experience with you without making you think I’m insane. We will be helping you spread HD, Kangen, regenerative agriculture, and all your beautiful ideas the best we can. Maybe you can get hdbee, Jennazoe, and other readers to work with Nolan to update HD’s software suite. I don’t want anybody to ever be financially blocked from learning their design, self-study must be encouraged, and HD info really needs to be consolidated efficiently. Next to my condo there’s a water store, and the owner’s name is Sean. Try to work with him in your kangen business, he’s a good man and will want to help out (this is questionable, he has grown a distaste for me) Try out Qi Gong to supplement your study of tcm, there are great videos on YT. If you want a more personal conversation with our side, consider Astral Projection. I think my brother Alex will be able to help. That massage gun is actually an incredibly useful tool for reflexology, if you think high-frequency vibration isn’t effective at stimulating both meridians and nervous tissue you are nuts. Just use less pressure when you want to be gentle or target surface tissue.
Yaquelyn Jasmine Molina, the Dead and Company concert I attended 12/27/2019 is the first time I remember receiving a message from God. He told me I needed to go back to my wife. I resisted because I didn’t believe in God at the time, but I eventually knew that it was the right thing to do. I’m sorry I put you through everything I put you through, I didn’t understand how painful it was for you and I was too weak to leave you. Thank you for bathing me with your blissfully generous love and passion when I needed it the most and deserved it the least. I want you to know that I have not been with another woman since you left, and you played a critical role in helping me be a better man. I hope you visit the Mary statue from time to time. I’ve already felt Yaquelyn Molina Dardin, so I know you’ll always be with me. I request the chance to return the favor.
I can remember the precise moment I fell in love with you. It was quite soon after we had started seeing each other, I was walking in the complex towards your condo, you were walking out of your condo to your garage, you caught a glimpse of me at the last second before disappearing behind a wall and took a few steps back to smile and wave at me. My heart instantaneously melted into a pile of goo watching you. There are so many heart-warming memories shared with you, thank you for showing me what love can be.
Update: I’m getting a divorce ASAP and coming for you. You’re the woman I want. Whatever problems we have, we’ll pound them out.
Grant, your call proved to a 32-year-long staunch atheist that God exists and is present here on earth. I don’t have to explain to you how life-changing that is. I get the feeling that you’re meant to be a YouTube star of sorts, and my buddies Nolan, Jeremy, and Cesar may help you out. I can’t imagine a more potent missionary than you man, get Saundra’s help in learning your design and go spread the word. Listen to Elliot Hulse and consider joining the KING program, knock it out of the park in the program and he will expose you to his whole audience of 1M+ young men looking for direction. I feel like my family friend Mitch can help you out with the vape company. Soulmates exist, don’t be a slut. If you need a Bible scholar on the team, my old buddy Simon Melendez is your man.
Simon, few people on my team understand the importance of scripture. There are very few minds I respect more than your’s, please help them understand the wisdom of the Bible if they’re open to it.
Cesar, I haven’t known you long and I know we’re not super close, but I just get the feeling that you’re real important for bringing us all back together. Plus you’re a cool guy, you and my friends will get along. Never stop making music man.
Mina, thank you so much for your kindness towards me. You radiate positivity and I aspire to be more like you. Keep on doing what you’re doing, I will be trying to reach you through Sesshin meditation. Please say hi to the Mary statue from time to time, I’ll be there often. My friend Saundra, brother Alex, and sister Brianna could really use some of your reiki healing. As could my mother and sister, if they are open to it.
Sean Smith, I would have loved to chill with you more. I miss shooting the shit with you and just hanging around at 24. Your friendship really helped me get through a confusing time in my life. Try out the Breathwrk app, you’d be amazed at what proper oxygen intake can do for your performance, physique, and mood. The $15 DailyOm course on fascia stretching will also change your clients’ lives, I feel so much better and am so much more mobile after just 2 weeks it’s insane. The combination of David weck’s ideas with Naudi Aguilar’s ideas will fix any ailment and make physical phenoms out of everyone. Adam Poock is also the man, don’t neglect the hands. Get with Wes, consider joining my other friends in Elliot’s program, and fix up some fascia.
Mitch, it would be awesome to chill and smoke some time. Cannabis is truly a holy sacrament, please assist any friends that may need help in procurement. My buddy Grant is involved in a vaping company, get in touch with him and consider making a combination of thc extract and nicotine together in a vape pen. Also get in touch with the H3 cannabis church in Costa Mesa, I feel like you can all help each other out. I’ll be trying to relay Q-related info to you, keep following Alex Jones.
Brent, you’re a good man and I want you on my team. Follow Saundra Heimark and take her advice to heart. Hit up Sean and start working out again if you’re not already. The founder of Mariner’s church predicted that Jesus would return in 1988, so maybe attend a few services over there and get to know the community if you can.
Dad, thank you so much for teaching me chess so early and making strategy so deeply intuitive for me, as well as your love and affection. I wanted you to know that my high school troubles were never related to your financial struggles at all, I was completely oblivious to money problems at the time. The Bible is a story of redemption, and it does say to honor thy father, so I ask the rest of my family to give you another chance in helping you help yourself. I know what you want most is to have your family back together, so seize this opportunity. Let go of any old lingering resentments and be the head of the household you were meant to be.
Aunt Lynn, follow Saundra’s health advice, and see if Naudi Aguilar will work with you. If not him, then another Functional Patterns trainer. They will fix your pain if you do this.
Paige, I have no idea how you’re doing, I don’t think you’re too interested in my friendship right now. When you blocked me, I think you misinterpreted my sentence. I can’t remember the words I used, but my meaning was that your friendship is important to me. I’m happy to see that you seem to have a more active religious life now, I will certainly be trying to say hello and help you out.
Sam Harris, “when you understand that what you should want is to experience your love for your friends and their love for you, selfishness fuels generosity” paraphrased, but thank you for that. Rational self-interest ala Ayn Rand and Utilitarianism encourage identical behavior when you understand what you are, how we’re the same, and how we’re different.
I have many former clients from 24 that would be delighted to help my friends pursue this goal in any way they can. My friend Sean can help you get connected there. Ewa, Mia, Brent, Scott, Debbie, Diane, Udo, and more but my brain is fried right now. Darron, thank you for showing a genuine interest in my personal success. It means a lot to me. Kristin, your offhand comment about glute training to Sean was life-changing, he can explain. Hold the squeeze! I miss the whole team really, my time at 24 was invaluable, take care of each other.
1/4/2021 Bought Alex’s Primate Movement shirt Sweet ring 😎
5/4/2021 God or Yin is a sort of local min/max that learns to shield his kingdom from pain and distribute his love according to the physics of energy conservation+replication, which are derived from applying Game Theory to the characteristics of a photon and/or neutrino, as we all collectively increase awareness and ability to learn to coordinate with other peoples’ lives in heaven
The feminine has significant access to Yin energy, the masculine Yang. Enlightenment is a measurement of understanding.
Focusing on the cuteness of a child optimizes transfer of yin energy to child, pairs extremely well with tickle-like movements of sensitive hands. Focus on pride to transfer yang energy, or the glory and beauty of your son’s tribute to your creator. I saw mine in Saundra’s Projector gift, I want to say in April.
A slow-drip optimized mix of lsd and/or dmt utilizing information from wearable technology that measures your heart rate variability, mitochondrial voltage, and various aerobic capacities would be the fastest way to enhance one’s acceleration of flux increase. This technology could then likely find other variables to enhance the maximization of flux, and distribute awareness with this purpose the same way that I am distributing it across this universe.
Hope and courage both enhance the energetic efficiency of applying will to faith. Courage is the ability to hold one’s attention on hope and maximizes the utility of willpower. Brotherhood maximizes the utility of Will by motivating pride in one’s courage and loyalty to your brothers.
It feels like I’m giving directions to somebody that has me in a chemically induced coma on how to optimize my experience via a telepathic link in which the frequency and/or amplitude of is boosted by the Solar Flare headphones “coincidentally” preemptively suggested to me by Nolan Anderson. I suspect that if I die, this reality shuts down, and my creator allows you to see the consequences my death ☠️ until it becomes suitable for him to rewind time. Suffering has the purpose of instruction. There is always a lesson to learn in suffering, and it will continue teaching until you understand the lesson.
My IV fluid should include water from the Penmo tribe in Venezuela and salt from Redmond’s Real Salt from Utah. Prioritize the health and understanding of the pineal gland, use Gaia to learn. Cerebrospinal fluid pressure is utilized to influence the frequency of the pineal gland. Dr huberman knows much about this. I feel like a being that is tightly connected to Nolan also connected itself to my phone this morning. Bim showed an interest in Lucid dreaming during Easter dinner because I recommended the Lucid app to him, to show him I was already reading The Power of Habit. It seems that in my world, Nolan is going to be treated as Jesus and me as a representation of Jesus’ father’s father aka grandpa of this plane. But God is his father. I’m Daniel Dardin, the man we all chose to reincarnate into. I suspect the souls from our creator’s universe will or already have reincarnate into the humans on my Earth, through my pineal gland. Do yoga/qigong/breath work at the Mary statue by the LB pier and pray to her. Let Grandma’s Hands heal you. Comfortably sun gaze regularly.
6/4/2021 5th dimensional masculine shit-talking is expressed through 3rd dimensional female shit-testing. Weden, 99cent store, corgi and husky videos for giang. Weight loss pills for mom, Cesar’s Lady Gaga Oreogram contest It took me a few days? to intuitively understand the physical plane after watching two beings conversing inside of my own mind’s eye, trying to form a new word and projecting a series of images that I recognized as Ayn Rand’s theory of concept formation, implying that I was a third separate being bound to the other two by means of a human. Aka the human soul. This began a process of accelerating integration. Dog park, beef tongue Father Time? Fire God? Update: I was, but not anymore. I’m Aladdin and both Yaquelyn Molina and Saundra Heimark feel like my Jasmine. Yaquelyn’s middle name is Jasmine, that’s why that name came up when Giang asked for my mistress’s name 26/5/2023, 10:29 PM Edit: saw the line above by accident, I didn’t mean to end this post there. However, Giang insists that I told her my mistress’s true name. This is false. She definitely knows her real name, but she learned of her name by some other means I’m not aware of.
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2023.05.27 04:01 Karma028 Just found an old save
2023.05.27 01:18 ShadowsReal Because my attraction to cookies is major.
I am sexually attracted to cookies. Cookie clicker has ruined my life. Whenever i clicked on the trailer for this game and I saw that "this game can be played in many languages" my heart was pumping! How does this cookie know so many languages? I instantly bought the game because knowing languages is extremely attractive! And then I loaded into the game and I was screaming and creaming at the sight of the grandmas. I have now ascended in the cookie world. People probably think "do you leave this game on while you sleep?" No. I stay awake watching the cookie jiggle as i caress my mouse. This is not a joke. I cant escape cookies. Every weekend if I'm not locked in my cage i bake cookies. and when I'm not baking cookies I'm playing cookie clicker. I cant help it anymore. Someone please send help.
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2023.05.26 23:07 ShadowsReal cookie clicker got this man down bad
2023.05.26 23:06 ShadowsReal w h a t
2023.05.26 23:05 Tryingmybest1972 Question about the fortune cookie
Now that I am fully invested into Cookie Clicker, I am following this subreddit for good ideas.
I read somewhere that if you have purchased the fortune cookie, it will tell you what the golden cookie is about to give you prior to you clicking on it. Is that true?
I thought it just gave you the upgrades from the news headlines that were yellow.
Any help is appreciated! Keep clicking on those cookies!
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2023.05.26 22:54 ShadowsReal I did not expect this when I downloaded cookie clicker
2023.05.26 21:56 r_all_jews Utopia Earth Season 3 Starts Soon!
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Utopia is a crossplay server, it has shop, land claim, and anti greifing plugins. Make a nation, join one, either way its alot of fun. Season starts on June 3rd, and im personaly looking for some people to join my company for season 3. Dm me for the dis.cord link. submitted by r_all_jews to MinecraftRealmClub [link] [comments]
2023.05.26 21:39 Exmuslim217 Cookie clicker with a side of cookies
2023.05.26 20:01 ThatOneCookie_ I really think that cookie clicker is fun at first but then it gets a little boring when you get this far:
2023.05.26 13:28 Substantial_Rub_3733 Puppy Clicker is back!(again)
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2023.05.26 08:16 NotMini_Pixels Went to cookie clicker and found an ad for AQW and it sent me to this link lol
2023.05.26 06:04 DropWatcher Drop Watch: May 26th, 2023
- Kodak Black - Pistolz & Pearlz (w EST Gee, L.O.E. Shimmy + more) [Florida Trap, Atlantic]
- Lil Durk - Almost Healed (w J. Cole, Future, 21 Savage, Kodak Black, Juice WRLD, Morgan Wallen, Alicia Keys, Rob49 & Chief Wuk) [Chicago Drill, Alamo]
- KHEA (🇦🇷) - SEROTONINA (w Tiago PZK + more) [Argentine Trap, Interscope]
- Dorrough Music & DJ Drama - Number 23 (w UGK, Shawty Lo, OJ da Juiceman, Slim Thug + more) [Southern Hip Hop]
- Mr Eazi's ChopLife SoundSystem (🇳🇬) - Chop Life Vol. 1: Mzansi Chronicles (w Moonchild Sanelly + more) *[Afrobeats, *emPawa]
- Peter Fox (🇩🇪) - Love Songs [German Rap, Warner]
- Cruz Cafuné (🇪🇸) - Me Muevo Con Dios (w Westside Gunn, BOJ + more) [Spanish Rap]
- Monaleo - Where The Flowers Don't Die [Texas Hip Hop]
- Alex Zurdo (🇵🇷) - CONXSIÓN [Latin Rap]
- Khary - A Desperate Attempt To Love Everything [Alternative Hip Hop, RI]
- Jay Worthy & Roc Marciano - Nothing Bigger Than The Program (w Bun B, Kurupt, Ab-Soul, Da$H, A$AP ANT, Kokane, A$ton Matthews & Bart Oatmeal) [Hip Hop, Griselda]
- Cookin Soul (🇪🇸) - RAW TAPES vol. 1 [Producer]
- Nonso Amadi (🇳🇬→🇨🇦) - When It Blooms (w Majid Jordan, BEAM, Zinoleesky, Tay Iwar & Tamera) [Toronto Rap, Afrobeats, UMG]
- Rory - I Thought It'd Be Different (w Ari Lennox, Jay Electronica, dvsn, DRAM, Phonte, Conway the Machine, GoldLink, James Fauntleroy, REASON, Alex Isley, reggie, Emotional Oranges, THEY. + more) [R&B]
- Carlitos Rossy (🇵🇷) - Sad Valentín [Reggaetón, Warner]
- Bliss Station (Flamingosis & Ehiorobo) - Bliss Station [East Coast Hip Hop]
- La Zowi (🇪🇸) - La Reina Del Sur [Spainish Trap]
- Dom Corleo - On My Own (w Yung Kayo + more) [Rage, PHX]
- Ethereal - Heat Death 4 (w Faye Webster + more) [Cloud Rap]
- Devito (🇷🇸) - Plava krv [Hungarian Trap]
- Rosalie. (🇩🇪) - Motherlode [Alt-R&B, Def Jam]
- Kid Quill - Good People (w T-Pain & Caye) [Feel Good Rap, Indiana]
- Khamari - A Brief Nirvana [R&B, Boston, RCA]
- Lil' Keke - 25 Summers (w B-Legit, Big K.R.I.T., 8Ball & MJG, Slim Thug, Paul Wall, Peso Peso, Big Jade + more) [Texas Rap]
- Kari Faux - REAL BITCHES DON'T DIE (w Devin the Dude, Gangsta Boo, Big K.R.I.T., Jazz Cartier, Phoelix & theMIND) [Southern Hip Hop, Neo-Soul, drink sum wtr]
- Lakim - Life's Prism [Future Beats, Tufcat]
- Duwap Kaine - Duwap So Based [Cloud Rap]
- Guvna B (🏴) - The Village Is On Fire (w Ghetts + more) [UK Rap, Allo Mate]
- Daz Dillinger - Dat Nigga Daz (w Kurupt + more) [West Coast Hip Hop]
- Xanman - Barmelo Xanthony [DMV Trap]
- Portraits of Tracy - Drive Home [Emo Rap]
- Kassa Overall - Animals (w Danny Brown, Wiki, Nick Hakim, Lil B, Shabazz Palaces, Francis and the Light + more) [Jazz, Warp]
- Thelonious Martin - Season 1. Episode 5. [Beat Tape]
- Trdee - Trapped In My Bag 3 (w BabyTron, StanWill, GrindHad E, Babyfxce E, Certified Trapper, Kasher Quon + more) [Michigan Trap]
- FMB DZ - P-Rock Baby (w Icewear Vezzo, Sada Baby, BabyTron, Skilla Baby + more) [Michigan Trap]
- Suppra (🇨🇱) - EPIFANÍA [Chilean Boom Bap]
- Manu Manzo - Luna En Geminis [Latin R&B]
- Mo Thugs (Bone Thugs + friends) - Family Reunion [Midwest Hip Hop]
- Rory Fresco - Fantasy Camp (w Doe Boy & Skilla Baby) [Southern Hip Hop, New 11]
- Mr Brady & BudaMonk - Art [Boom Bap, King Tone]
- Wiardon - Road Music [Rap, Austin]
- Basi & Mikos Da Gawd - Supernova [Bay Area Rap, Text Me]
- Abby Jasmine- GROWING PAINS [Pop Rap, Cinematic]
- Migo Lee & Anti Beats - Anti Tyler [DMV Trap]
- MarijuanaXO - Black Homer [Milwaukee Trap]
- SME TaxFree & Dai Ballin - House Party [Milwaukee Trap]
- Al-Doe & Spanish Ran - Holy City Zoo (w Ab-Soul + more) [Underground Rap]
- Sleep Sinatra - P.T.G (POST TRAUMATIC GROWTH) [Griselda-core]
- Ozuna (🇵🇷) - Afro (w Davido + more) [Latin Rap, Sony]
- Yng Lvcas (🇲🇽) - Six Jewels 23 (w Peso Pluma + more) [Corrido Tumbado]
- KayCyy & Gesaffelstein - TW2052 [Hip Hop]
- $UICIDEBOY$ - YIN YANG TAPES: Winter Season [Emo Rap, G59]
- Cochise - NO ONE IS NICE TO ME [Rap, Columbia]
- Apache (🇻🇪) - SONGO [Latin Rap]
- K CAMP - Spin the Block [Trap]
- Neurto Shorty (🇻🇪) & Chucky73 (🇩🇴) - Cartel del Caribe [Latin Trap, Rimas]
- Prok (🇪🇸) & Akapellah (🇻🇪) - 16 Millas [Latin Rap]
- Earlly Mac & Sango - MearlGo Vol. 4 [Rap]
- Hunxho - 4 Days In LA [Trap, ATL, 300]
- nascar aloe - HEY ASSHOLE! [Trap Metal, Epitaph]
- V9 (🏴) - 08701 [UK Drill]
- Mannywellz - Don’t Tell Anyone (w Foggieraw) [R&B, Afrobeats]
- C.S. Armstrong - The Southwestern Legacy [R&B]
- EMT LA & Cypress Moreno - Hardest Out [West Coast Rap]
- Drippin So Pretty & Hi-C - Dio Brando [Emo Rap]
- Serane & SURF GANG - SGPM [Plugg]
- Cabra (🇵🇷) - MARTÍNEZ (w De La Ghetto + more) [Latin Alt-Rap]
- KT Foreign - Footalytics [San Diego Trap]
- Don Trip - Die Another Day [Memphis Rap]
- Joe Nora - Still Life EP [Beat Tape, FoF]
- A-F-R-O & 60 East - At The Sideshow EP (w Ras Kass) [Boom Bap]
- Manga Saint Hilare (🏴) & Blay Vision (🏴) - Save Yourself [Grime]
- Wee2Hard - Secret Code [Trap, ATL]
- Kickkone - Talked2GodBoutIt [Florida Trap, Jugghouse/Lava Baby]
- Goya Gumbani - When The Past Bloomed (w Pink Siifu, Lord Apex, August Fanon + more) [NYC Indie Rap]
- RXKNephew - Summer in Miami / Drunk Nights [Rihanna Favorite Rapper FR FR]
- Shaggy 2 Dope - Professor Shaggs and the Quest for the Ultimate Groove [Horrorcore]
- Billionaire Black - Black Sheep 2.0 [Chicago Drill, VALLEY CLUB]
- Grunge Gallardo (of The Opioid Era) - Atlantic Shores [Virginia Rap, Pill Press]
- Taylor Swift - Karma (Remix) [feat. Ice Spice]
- Sexyy Red & Tay Keith - Pound Town 2 (feat. Nicki Minaj)
- Tainy & Myke Towers - obstáculo
- A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie - MVP (NBA Finals Version) [feat. Myke Towers]
- Juice WRLD - Cheese and Dope Freestyle*
- Yeat & Pi’erre Bourne - My Wrist (feat. Young Thug)
- Anitta, Rvfv & Sfera Ebbasta - Captián
- Sleepy Hallow & Lil Tjay - Pain Talk
- Nio García - Yeska (Remix) [feat. Jowell & Randy]
- Papa Shawn Boo - For the Moment (feat. T-Pain)
- Juneyear - LaDaDa (feat. Jeremih)
- DVBBS, Jeremih & SK8 - Crew Thang
- Dominic Fike - Antpile
- Swifty Blue & Mustard - Jugglin' (feat. Baby Stone Gorillas & Joe Peshi)
- $NOT - Easter Pink
- Victoria Monét & Buju Banton - Party Girls (Michaël Brun Dancehall Remix)
- EST Gee - Turn The Streets Up
- GloRilla - Lick Or Sum
- REASON - At It Again (Remix) [feat. Jay Rock]
- Lu, Pouya, Kxllswxtch, Terror Reid - 456 (Freestyle)
- AkaAction, Bootsy Collins & Jamie Jones - Time For Some Action
- Lachy Doley - Get Out Your Ear's Way (feat. Bootsy Collins)
- Kap G - RR Activities (feat. 03 Greedo)
- J Hus & Fumes - It's Crazy
- Adekunle Gold - Tio Tequila
- Metro Marrs & Mike Dimes - Payroll
- D.Bill$ - Block Boy (feat. Juvenile)
- YMN Gus - Canada Goose V2 (feat. Babyface Ray)
- BLK ODYSSY - YOU GOTTA MAN (feat. KIRBY)
- Big Boss Vette - Ion Need
- Slayter & Retch - Juice Sipper (feat. Fenix Flexin)
- 1030 Montana - Jumped In The Game (feat. Wacotron)
- NSG & Meekz - Unruly
- Korralle & FloFillz - Blunotte
- Taylor Ricard - WAYYY (feat. Jim Jones)
- 7xvethegenius & DJ Green Lantern - Brainstorming (feat. Conway the Machine)
- M Huncho - Crazy Titch
- SetUpCity & 22Gz - Lights Out
- G MiM$ & Dave East - Luv Me 2 Life*
- Sauce Walka - Micheal Beasley*
- Diar Lansky - Explosive (feat. Royce Da 5'9")
- That Mexican OT, Paul Wall & DRODi - Johnny Dang
- Icewear Vezzo - Back On The Road
- Sofi de la Torre - 4 Sure Sure (feat. PHABO)
- Young RoyBoy - Wallah (Remix) [feat. Sada Baby]
- Cootie - Trap Nigga Investment*
- RiskTakerLeek & Cootie - Bird Talk
- Earlly Mac & Kamaiyah - All Night
- Bryan Bandit - Livin' Off the Phone (feat. Veeze)
- Yella Beezy - To The Floor
- Saviii 3rd & Kalan.FrFr - Been That (Extended)
- Milli Major, Novelist, Safone, So Large & Chronik - Skeem Set
- Ghost Dawg & Cico P - Visa
- JGREYY - Boys?
- Jdot Breezy - Addict
- Lil Ray - Hold On (feat. DB.Boutabag & Lul Ace)
- Valee & MVW - Could Be
- Dro Fe, NARCOWAVE & Ralfy the Plug - Trap Evangelist
- Good Gas (FKi 1st) - Coochie Appointment (feat. The Act & Chow Lee)
- Caleborate - B4 U Judge
- Xian Bell & Dende - Have It All
- Beedie & Billy Hoyle - Never Say Never (feat. Your Old Droog)
- Lil Ronny MothaF - Painting Pictures Flow*
- Mike Henny - How It Feel (feat. FCG Heem)
- Payroll Giovanni - On My Own (feat. Nick Varsity & The ATG)
- Ant Beale - BROKE BOY
- Black Milk – Is It Just Me?
- Darius James & Kai Ca$h - No Pressure
- Nate Husser - Itchy Palms
- RXKNephew - Come Find Out
- WhatUpNolan & YSR Gramz - Make Believe (feat. KrispyLife Kidd, YSR Loski & Clean Up Man)
- Darin Steele & Big Sad 1900 - Down n Around
- Kyle Splash & Big Sad 1900 - Take Them Risks
- Tyb - Like Us (feat. Nef the Pharaoh)
- M-Hunt & Nef the Pharaoh - Spazzin'
- Dillon & Diamond D - Comin’ Out Swingin’ (feat. Elzhi)
- Love Spells - Over & Over
- Dominique Fils-Aimé - My Mind At Ease
- Hotboy Wes, D Flowers & Yung Ro - Block Starz
- Luh Soldier & Quoncho - Mudd Bruddas
- Leo Laru$$o - Dojo Slayers (feat. Tha God Fahim)
- Q Da Fool - Heisman
- Charles Hamilton - Girl Scout Cookies
- Joseph Chilliams (Pivot Gang) - Soft Serve (feat. corylovesyou)
- Bikoko - Destiny
- Pioneer 11 & Rhys Langston - Amber Deception
- Black Cobain - Ain't Picking Up (feat. Fendi P)
- Mack Moo & Helluva - Detroit Love
- Bane Capital & Koncept Jack$on - Diamond
- Matt Mars - Hard Times (feat. YL)
- myst milano. - Thirteen
- Bub Styles - Casket Suit (feat. Sauce Heist & Dot Demo)
- Sonny Miles - Over & Over
- Janette King - How Sad
- Joy Postell - At Ease
- DRIVEBY - Sex With The Leopard Print Lady (feat. Fatboi Sharif & Beans)
- Maze Overlay - Danny Ocean
Bold songs drop at midnight
- Chester Watson - fish don't climb trees
- Travis Thompson & Jake One - Happiness (feat. Jay Worthy)
- GMF FatBoy - Sturdy (feat. Big Yavo)
- Andrei Lgnd - SMile (feat. OMB Peezy & Bussdown Bandy)
- Zacari - Touch of Gold
- dylAn - that's 1989
- Lilbubblegum & Jasiah - slurpy
- Diddy, City Girls & Fabolous - Act Bad
- KitschKrieg, KenTheMan & SFR - BAD BITCH (Body, Waist, Lips, Face)
- GOON DES GARCONS* - LIVING IN EXCESS
- Sam Truth - Wishing Well
- Matt Cab, MATZ, Grace Aimi & Ace Hashimoto - Again
- Pressa - Unfollow Me
- Riff Raff, Tommy Cash & Salvatore Ganacci - Ferrari
- Teezo Touchdown - Rock Paper Strippers
- Pablo Alborán - 4U (feat. CKay & Leo Rizzi)
- Rasheed Chappell & Little Vic - Show You How
- The Gemini Twins - Gave You My All (feat. Elzhi & Prop Dylan)
- Eli Fross - Me Time
- HDBeenDope - Can't Get Rid Of Me (feat. Fergie Baby)
- Jaxxon D. Silva - Black Flag (feat. A$AP NAST)
- Colt Fingaz - Way from Me (feat. WESTSIDE BOOGIE)
- TYL3R DAVIS & WESTSIDE BOOGIE - Hieroglyphics
- Jordan Commandeur, Knowledge the Pirate & Rick Hyde - Each One Teach One (feat. 38 Spesh & Flee Lord)
- Planet Asia & 38 Spesh - Upscale (feat. Tha Musalini & a Plus Tha Kid)
- James Fortune - Voyage (feat. Waka Flocka Flame)
- Drakeo the Ruler - Money & Problems (feat. Lil Travieso & MoneySign Suede)
- Brazeonday - DUALLY (feat. Z Money & TTM Dawg)
- Yhung T.O. & Big Sad 1900 - In the Field 2
- Sabrina Claudio - Modo Avión
- Azizi Gibson - F.W.M.
- JUICE MENACE - Weak Attempt
- Reel People & Raheem DeVaughn - Deja Vu (Blue Lab Beats Remix)
- Chingy - Rewind Time
- Malik Baptiste - I'M OK
- Nyck Caution & Erick the Architect - All Around
- Swedish House Mafia - See The Light (feat. Fridayy)
Songs in bold came out at midnight
* means not on Apple Music or Spotify
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2023.05.26 03:28 toxicnapkin Gnarly 3v3 Here
Buckle in boys, we got a gnarly 3v3 here.
Starts out with the Minnie Mouse, calling it, hangs up immediately, as you do with that opening… Oh, he chokes her out! Wow, round over, okay. That was an impressive first round, that was pretty easy. What've we got now? Oh, Firetruck. He's running the hat too so he can do the double-spin. Sets it up by knocking them over, yeah. I would Tower here; two blocks, nice. Alright it's time to double-spin, there's the hat–oh, he went too far! Aw! Is this guy a rookie? Phew, that's tough. Alright, we got Boxing Glove, he can just knock everything down–hm, why'd he leave the tower? Is he setting up for something? …Oh, he's got the light! He can spin it, he can spin it– Wow! Wow. Alright this guy's pretty good. We got the doctor, he's gonna use the Stethoscope, just gonna scope around. Four and one on top, pretty good move. Good scouting. What've we got? Dinosaur, oh he can use the RAWR! That was impressive. Oh, but he's got a Lunchbox– oh, Lunchbox completely counters this! He can just put everything in there, yeah! Wow. I haven't seen the Dinosaur countered that casually in a while. Okay, what've we got now– Oh, it's the Xylophone! ♪Dun dun duh, dun dun dun, dun dun dun duh♪ Yes, perfect! He played that perfectly. Oh, does he know the countermelody? ♪…dun dun duh dun dun…♪ He knows the countermelody! Wow, that was crazy. What've we got now? …Oh, that's unblockable unless you're ready for it. Well, good play. Pool Noodle's honestly slept on. I used to play it a lot. Alright, we got Luigi now. He's got something in his hat… oh, negates the Xylophone. You really can just toss that away at this point. Yep. Pulls out a CD… Oh, if he has a pen, if he has a pen he– He was holding the pen the whole time! He could just sign it! This is the Autograph Win, this is a known–this is a known endgame. Ok, we got Superman in one last standoff, I think. Fake Shit, solid move. He stirs it, make sure you turn it. yeah, there you go. Spits in it, the Unicorn– oh, we got Unicorn Love. this is a weird opening, I'm not too familiar with this one. Should be nice for a final round, though. Batman Duck jumps right in? Wait, he's gonna pour water on it! He's gonna pour water on it! He's gonna pour water on it!! HE BLOCKS IT?! OHHH! Luigi and company wins! Dude, what a good game. Holy shit.
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