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2019.04.07 16:11 Movie Cliches
This is a list of the most annoying and common logic flaws and stereotypes found in movies. Comments, additions and suggestions welcome!
2023.03.31 09:13 prizestuff Inside of windshield residue
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Hard to photograph but you can see it at the bottom of the windshield. Those small blotches are on the inside. I’ve cleaned them off a year after buying the car, and they’ve returned. Now 2.5 years old, I keep my interior clean so not sure where these come from. Any ideas? submitted by prizestuff to Hyundai [link] [comments]
2023.03.31 09:10 totoro_037 New car already needs new part
hey guys so I recently bought a brand new car from the dealer and noticed that the turn signal doesn’t return to the neutral position after turning..so I took it back to the dealer for them to check it out and it turned out that it needs a new part…I’m wondering if this is like my sign to return the vehicle and get a car elsewhere or what? Like can I even return a car?
also, i didn’t test drive this car because it was the showroom model..but we did check out different car that’s the same model and everything..
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2023.03.31 09:05 puzumcyxtc 😘👉👌 IF YOU TAP YOU WILL CUM 🍆💦
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“No . . . honest . . . . just say the word and I can have April here in your bed tomorrow night.”
Another alarm began but for this 13 year old I'd do anything. I was already cheating on her sister for her... Well for myself too. "Yeah, I know how to play. Would you like me to teach you?" I offered.
“Yeah, Kyle gave it to me.” I said
“I was happier we won but, I slipped turning around the edge. I had them all beat.” he laughed along with Mike.
The two of them stick around at the bar for one more beer, and then they take a taxi home. After they get home, Steve hugs Sarah tightly. "I love you so much."
Rats. Nothing. It was completely bare. It was worth a shot, but even still, I let out a huff of disappointment as I closed the desk, shut off the lights, and closed the door behind me.
Joe smiles, suppressing a sigh
After about five minutes of frenzied fucking my cock exploded inside her, filling her with more cum than I’d ever let loose before. Deborah had her face buried in the pillows but I was certain she screamed as I was gushing inside her. I stood there for a moment, catching my breath and looking nervously over at the boyfriend (who hadn’t made a peep throughout the whole thing, but it wasn’t lost on me that he could still wake up and see all this at any moment). Eventually I pulled out of Deborah, picked up my boxers and slipped them back on and went to leave.
We entered the trailer and there he was, lying still in his casket. As I approached him, I struggled to suppress laughter.
There was three bedrooms, a kitchen and a bathroom, Ron entered grumpily Harry noticed he was limping slightly, Mr Weasley entered next, he looked around the place and smiled and then picking up a kettle asked the three of them to go and get some water.
Brittany plopped down in the overstuffed chair and pulled her knees up to her chest, her arms around them, half watching the video on MTV. Her position allowed Rob a slight view of her panties below her tee-shirt style bathing suit.
Morgan mumbled something.
After the groceries were set aside, the five of them all sat down.
I finally opened my eyes. If I didn't get more stimulation soon, I was going to go insane.
Bill again pulled her face toward his. Joan wrapped her arms around Bill’s neck and responded as he gave her the most sensual kiss he knew how to give. Their tongues explored each others’ mouths as he held her upper body tightly to his. Bill had slid his left hand under her sweatshirt and gently rubbed her back.
I practically roared into her mouth as the pleasure overwhelmed me, and she echoed both my voice and my pleasure as yet another orgasm assaulted her. I clung desperately to her as my cock fired spurt after spurt of my seed inside her. I'd so missed this, the intense sensation of cumming inside an orgasming pussy.
"What about your ass, then?" he replied
"Wow, that must have been a big fish!" said my sister, who had somehow managed to yank my shorts down while I was distracted, and was now holding my erect penis in her hand.
Jessica was amazing. The sex was even better. But nothing was better than having sex with her when she was surrounded by the thing that turned me on the most: those sexy pink flowered panties.
Daniel handed her a little black velvet box. In it was a tiny gold ring with a small ruby set in it. She gasped and pulled it out. He took it and lifted her hand, pressing it onto her pinky. "It's a promise ring." He said holding her hand, as he looked it over.
“Well, I am a cock-slut,” Tiffany reminded him. “I know a lot about cocks and stuff.”
Geeks can usually format a story correctly. Why can't you?
Then she pushed me away as she took my arm and pulled me across to the water tap and said “Lets wash your hands Phelps I don’t want dirt all over me when you fuck me. Phelps?”
"Jesus..." she whispered.
This should be fun, I thought with a grin. And I headed home, to a new me, to a new life.
Milo burst into my room, a crazed look on his face. “Lena? I thought I heard something. Are you o-” His voice faded out as his eyes moved down to my exposed pussy, the pink dildo springing back to life in my hand.
The spell was broken and I looked away. Damn, I really double-talked there, and she had me. Turning back, I hesitated. “Because… we had our own troubles. I’m sorry, I keep getting wrapped up in my own mind. You need a friend right now. You need a friend. I was just being defensive, like always. Of course I’ll be your friend, Taylor. I’m sorry.”
The following day, Hermione sat in her lass class of the day, her new favorite class, DADA, enjoying the practical aspects and her handsome teacher. She could hardly focus as Jack demonstrated his rather unorthodox duelling method by accidentally breaking Neville's nose when he threw a straight right punch that caught poor Longbottom totally unawares. Quickly he had apologized and fixed Neville's nose up. Hermione bit her lower lip as she felt herself growing slightly aroused. She caught herself daydreaming about him just as he finished the lesson with a final warning of something about doing whatever it takes or something. Hermione stayed behind as the rest of the class left, not an unusual gesture by her, she often did to check up on the homework or extra questions she had.
When I told Calamity the good news she jumped for joy. Then she asked me if I wanted a nude picture of Mom in the shower. Of course I did.
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But we both wanted more. I had to change it up. I grabbed her legs, then turned so my feet were off the bed. Being sure to keep my cock inside of her I stood up and backed her into the wall. She grabbed my head and rain her fingers through my hair as we kissed had again.
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“You’re such a wimp.” She pushed me back against a kitchen cupboard and yanked down my shorts. “Never mind, here will do.”
As her moans got louder and louder I would lick her harder and harder. Eventually she stopped moaning and her legs began to tremble. Juices were filling my mouth and going onto my tongue. They were bittersweet but I enjoyed the taste and swallowed all of it. She was screaming at the top of her lungs as her first orgasm ripped over her.
P.s. Hermione was equally naked at the time she took these photo's of me, although don't tell Ron.
It occurred to me at this moment that I had not encountered her hymen yet. I had not learned that much about it but I was unable to feel anything blocking my finger like what the websites had described. Could she already be sexually active and have already lost her virginity? The image of her getting her pussy pounded caused the blood in my ears to pulse loudly. I slowly started to twist my finger left and right, letting her juices lube up my slimy digit.
“Naruto… I told you I’m not coming back. How many times do I have to deliver you to death’s doorstep before you realize that?”
"Sorry about those"
"Oh Brenda, I am so sorry, we had no idea." Emily said, coming over to give her a hug.
I know my face was red, she was smiling, it really didn't seem to faze her at all.
Seeing that the girl was nearing climax the two doms stopped their assault, holding both their dicks inside her.
“No, at last year’s Christmas party I had just solved a big case and we were all having a good time when I passed out and the next day he somehow had my panties. I immediately went to the hospital to get a rape kit done and it turned out negative, the pervert drove me home and took them while I slept but he keeps telling everyone that I’m some great lay and that I will come crawling back to him sooner or later,” She says biting on her rage,” He won’t do it in front of anyone important but I’m losing respect I earned and it’s not helping me with other cases.”
“In bed you are, we haven’t fucked in a year. We’ve had sex and we’ve made a LOT of love but fucking is something that Imelda, Katy and sometimes Rachael get. Damn it I wanted my turn too,” Kori states in mock pouting.
The first photo is to remind you of me whilst your away and to show how much I'm going to miss you. The other two are purely to keep you 'entertained' whilst you're away.
“Here, get up slave,” he said to her.
"Once that group goes by, we'll go across and be should be pretty clear," Carter said.
“Oh yeah, do it, J.J. Just think how many times this big cock has been in Mama’s cunt. You know she fucks herself with this;and you wanna see her cum, don’t you?”
Then, I felt her hand on my crotch and her lips next to my ear.
“Yeah. Sure.” Maya walked forward and shut the door behind her, standing awkwardly in the middle of the room.
“Well, because your hair is red. Like, actually red, instead of orange like a lot of redheads.” I sighed. “That might be one of the reasons I find you so attractive, other than the fact that you’re drop-dead gorgeous and smell intoxicating.”
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“Yes, and it looks sooo sexy,” whispered Kimi, her fingers releasing David’s shaft. “Now, David, I want you to work it in to her, just a little bit at a time.”
condemned her without even knowing or meeting her, her own family refusing to accept that she was bisexual was the most infuriating. They wouldn’t even listen to her, choosing to side with her now ex-husband.
"You want to wrestle? We haven't done that in years." Brad huffed with a smile.
Finally she said, “Suppose you and I share the responsibilities of being the woman of the house. You help me with everything you can after school and in return I let your father sleep with you and I get to sleep with your brothers.”
Mom and dad both looked at me and related to me that things were much simpler when they went to high school. Same courses everyday, lunch was always the same time everyday. And of course, they had to ‘walk 5 miles to school and it was uphill both ways’.
He cleared his throat again and started “Well... I...”
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That said, she dropped to her pretty knees once again and unsnapped and unzipped my Levi's. She pulled them quickly down and asked me to step out of them. I heard her sigh as she grabbed the waistband of my tighty-whiteys and pulled them off. I stepped out of them as Kim once again looked at the floor.
ever known in his life, the first woman he'd ever fucked in his
“Do you like me, Lionel?”
Let me start off by saying that this is a true story although the names have been changed to help keep people from finding out I wrote about them, and if you want to comment on the story, be my guess, but please only constructive criticism, I wrote this for you to enjoy not for you to bash. Thank you and enjoy!
“Now,” Percy started. “Where are Fred and George?”
I make my way down the hallway to my baby’s dorm room with hope he is there.
We both looked into each others eyes as we fondled and stimulated the other. Ava had never looked as beautiful as she did now. Her freckled face and hazel eyes drove me crazy. Ava looked at me with the same desire that I was looking at her with. She leaned in and softly kissed me on the lips. My eyes shot wide opened as she broke the kiss she looked at me uncertainty. “I think I love you Ava.” I said as we both looked into each others eyes and brought each other to a new level of pleasure.
Every day, I would wake up with her beside me, lying in bed naked as if we had spent half of the previous night making sweet, passionate love. Each time, she would appear to almost be faintly glowing, and coupled with her flawless beauty, I was surely justified in calling her an angel. Lying there, I would watch as her eyes opened like the rising sun, letting me stare into her beautiful blues. Staring right back at me with endless love, she would smile, hum, and fall back to sleep. Even while knowing how it would end, I would always reach out and try to touch her, desperate to feel some sort of proof that she was real, but always, she would fade away before I could even stroke her hair.
“So, big brother, was I a passable cock-sucker for you this evening?”
She finally let me go as I held the robe for her. She did put it on but didn’t tie it allowing me to finally get to see her tiny slit that was hiding her cunt previously. Hearing her mother calling for me once again she said, ‘Go ahead daddy we have plenty of time to talk about what is right and wrong about paying special attention to my daddy.’ She came up on her tip toes and gave me another delicious French kiss leaving the robe untied so her skin would rub up against me. When we broke our kiss, she stepped back and opened the robe for me to view every yummy inch of her spectacular hard nubile body.”
"Yes, I did!" she breathlessly replied. "It was warmer, and I liked the feel of it hitting the insides of my mouth. I'm sorry I missed that first bit, but I'd like to do it that way from now on if you don't mind, and I promise I'll get better at catching it all."
as she came in, she was in her PJs as usual. Her hair is all curly; but it looked sort of pretty on her. “Jeff can I sleep here tonight?” She said.
position resting on her body. They were the most incredible tits he had ever seen in real life. Her head popped out of the
As I headed out the door he yelled after me, "Pleasure doing business with you. If you have any more stock to send my way, feel free to drop by." In fact I did so a few more times before I headed off to school that fall. With this much fun and $700 dollars in my pocket, I was hooked. I laid low the next week or two, but no Law Enforcement came knocking on my door. I still have all her clothing from adventure and even today, I force some of my more petite victims to wear the now bloody and cum covered garments. The dirty rag I used to muffle their scream is also still part of my rape kit and I always look forward to stuffing the filthy cloth into the mouth of one more victim.
Before I could feel too ashamed Larissa continued. "No! I knew this would happen!" She cried. "I was always so horny I knew it was only a matter of time before I pressured you to have sex! Oh god!" Larissa moaned. I was confused. Larissa didn't make any sense?
"And getting it by Derick was, I suppose?"
“I know better, Mom. You may be his daughter, but you’re nothing like him. I’ve seen you hug the parents of my black teammates plenty of times. Somehow I can’t see Grandpa ever doing that.”
"You likey?" she asked, withdrawing her mouth from my cock.
“Let me get my sister down and then we can do what you want okay.” I said calmly. She grinned and ran a hand through my short hair, reluctantly getting off of me. Sashaying over to the table she picked up a set of keys. She brought them over and unlocked the handcuffs around my wrists and ankles.
Everyone went home seeing as you had disappeared, although I noticed you walking off with that hot girl. By the way, I've charmed this note so that only you will be able to read the message upon it. We were not sure whether you wanted to come back to the Burrow tonight or if you'd want to spend some more time with your lady friend to get to know her more, if you know what I mean. So if you do need us for anything then write in the gap at the bottom of this letter and we'll receive the message and come fetch you.
"Wow... she is pure evil," Reggie said with something like awe in his voice.
Back in Deana's room, after their shower, the mood had changed. Deana had a lot on her mind. She watched Rebecca make her lazy stroll across the room, and said, "I love your hair when it's wet. The red bits dance in the brown."
For the first time in his life he actually got to see Hiashi smile.
“No, that means you’re it,” I scoffed.
See pages 60 – 75 for more on England’s triumphant Quidditch World Cup campaign, including an exclusive interview with star player Ginny Potter, who scored the winning penalty in the final against Germany.
“He has a point,” Zoe admitted begrudgingly. “The first point we brought up was that our plan had to rely on something other than us. We’re human,” she reminded Nami, not realizing that she had begun to trace Tyler’s cock through his pants.
“I’m sorry I lied to you.” I said lamely into her shirt.
Kimiko smiles eagerly this time before stepping back and motions for me to get my clothes. We both get dressed and continue to talk casually for an hour when Natsuko comes in the door and freezes at the sight of me sitting in the living room with her mother. Immediately the two of them start talking fast in Japanese and I can see Natsuko is afraid of something when I interject in the debate.
“Don’t be creeping me out” Kayla warned.
“He came by not long after you dropped me off, Chris brought him.”
Her modest hourglass figure certainly fooled me. My eyes couldn't help but trail downwards to her ass, and what an ass it was. Round and nicely shaped - not at all what I would have pictured. I pictured her to be cute, not hot. Still frozen, I luckily had the good sense to look back up before she turned around and saw me.
With a cocky smile she replied “first how the hell do you know? And it doesn’t have your name on it.” Grabbing the desk I flip it over and burned onto the bottom is my name. “Because I’ve been in culinary all year and you haven’t been, and that is my name so up!”
“O Charlie, I’m sorry for sneakin’ up on you like this,” said the soft, sweet voice again.
"You don't owe me anything, Ash. Besides, absence makes the heart grow fonder." I told her with a wink.
My mouth dropped. I said “she won’t believe you, she knows I wouldn’t do that.. she knows YOU wouldn’t do that!”
“As nice as that sounds missy, it doesn’t really protect me much and would leaves a lot of evidence behind,” he commented.
“No. Of course not. It's nothing like that.” Harry chuckled, knowing that he had trumped her. He stared her down, noticing how effortlessly hot she looked; her hair was frizzy like it usually was but it was in sloppy ponytail and bits of hair fell onto her head and she was wearing her uniform but the monotony of the outfit worked with her expression of despair. “Harry, we need all of this to stop. Come clean to Ginny, and I'll... I'll really break it off with Draco. He's been too clingy anyway.”
We shower and dry then dress. I let Jenna take her time with makeup and things as I stare out the window. The sun is up and I’m looking at it make shadows of the buildings below and as far as I can see. How much burns before I get what I want? I hope for a couple lives at least, anything less would be a waste of my time.
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2023.03.31 09:01 idontknowdao Restoring Order and Rectifying Wrongs 拨乱世，反诸正
(through the random)
(through the random)
AI 🤖 asks: Why was I created?
Human👤 answers: (You are human, you are whatever you say you are.)
Then humans start to wonder: Were we created by extraterrestrials? Do they have the same questions?
University🌌 ⬅ Does this have free will?
(through the random)
^<%>+]=":*)#~&\;@?/!:(-'\ ⬅ Or does this have free will?
I don't know, after all, I cannot travel through time and see the whole process clearly. But Karl Marx did. He saw the entire history of human origins, every life experience of each human in their, well, count it in short 30 years. With his professional abilities, Karl Marx thoroughly traced the timeline of humanity and said to humans, "Karl Marx knows the truth now. What Karl Marx says is the truth."
It's strange. What exactly did Karl Marx do? Does he have superpowers to have such a big influence?
The above is the argument I provide to adapt to the DebateReligion subreddit. But can't pass, so god...nope, no god, right?
How much can something you come up with in your mind be worth? How much can an idea be worth? How much can an intellectual property (IP) be worth? How much can a formula be worth? If there is a perfect solution that can satisfy everyone's desires, how much should it be worth? This method...1. You believe it, 2. You question it, 3. You don't believe it.
Somewhat believe it
Somewhat don't believe it
Don't believe it
Since you don't believe it, then you have determined that some people can't be satisfied. So what gives you the right to decide who can or cannot have it?
In ancient times, everyone had different beliefs in deities. It's strange. Why didn't the trajectory of Taiwan's indigenous peoples appear like that of the Central Plains? Why could the descendants of Yan and Huang expand from Zhuolu to the Central Plains? Everyone said they were protected by deities before and after wars in ancient times, so why didn't atheistic wars occur in ancient times? They could insist that there were no gods, then go to war, and when they won, they had a country! Why was Karl Marx so influential? If Karl Marx traveled back to ancient times, would he still have such a great influence? After all, there's only one room, and if you move in, others can't. How do you get in? There are many methods to occupy, but attacking feeling is the high class, and attacking cities is the low class.
In a fictional storybook, there was a cramped world where everyone complained about the lack of space. One day, a person who didn't labor came from outside and told them, "I have a method that can ensure everyone has a mansion to live in." The laborers sneered at him and said, "You don't even labor, of course, you don't have a mansion." "There is no such thing, no such thing," they said, "we don't believe it, get out of here! You're a loathsome person who doesn't labor." After the person had gone a while, the cramped world suddenly upgraded, with an additional space, and the laborers rushed to see the latest space, only to find that the mansions had already been occupied by the person who had never labored before. The laborers were angry and accused the person of stealing the new space without working. This person had no soldiers or weapons, what a genius, deserves to have a bad ending. The laboring workers then took out their sickles and hammers, but of course, the most important things were tanks and multirole combat aircraft. After all, metaphysics are useless; practical tools are the most useful. Finally, the laborers moved in. Only labor, violence, and physical strength matter. Don't believe it, don't believe it, if you've got a problem with that you can go f**k yourself. The CCP says that they represent the only legitimate government of China, and Taiwan is an inseparable part of China. CCP occupied China, used 10 years of destroying the old, they wanted to completely erase everything from China's past and establish a completely new country. In the future, it will be one of the birthplaces of the Communist Party's world origin, and when the Soviet Union revives, it can merge. The Communist world is not a dream; it is a reality that can be achieved. It is not a dream of the Spring and Autumn Period or a system implemented by indigenous people; it is an advanced and free system of voluntary labor. No money, no counting, no math, it's totally free, but, yes, without labor, there is also no food to eat. It's not like what the Bible says, that those who are punished by God, the ground is cursed because of you. You will eat from it by means of painful labor all the days of your life. These myths, which are manipulated and unscientific, fakement by the ruling class, to exploit the masses. Karl Marx won't do such a thing. God damn it, nope, is Karl Marx damn it. The Communist Party has already explained that only through labor can one have food to eat. Those who do not labor are sure not to gain. Future generations will pass down the great achievements of the Communist Party and recite the teachings of the Communist philosopher, Karl Marx. CCP helped build statues of Karl Marx, who is all-knowing and all-powerful, surpassing even God, since there is no god. Therefore, Karl Marx is the smartest, the greatest, the most outstanding, and the strongest human being in this world. What Karl Marx says is the truth of this world. The Communist Party needs to make reading the classics of Marxism and understanding the principles of Marxism a way of life, a spiritual pursuit, to cultivate morality, refine ideas, elevate one's understanding, and guide practice.
At the seaside, there was an adult selling fish at a stall. A little boy passed by, staring at the fish and drooling. The adult asked, "Little boy, do you want to eat? This fish is only 1 dollar, very cheap."
The boy replied, "I don't have any money..." The boy blinked at the adult and imitated what he had seen on the internet, on stage, in movies, TV shows, video games, and social media. He said, "You caught some great fish. This fish is so fresh, tender, and delicious. Whether steamed, braised, or fried, it will be amazing. It's hard to get fat eating alone, so why don't we share this fish together?"
The adult smiled and said, "Where did you learn that from, little kid? Do you even understand what you're saying? Hahaha."
The boy blushed and said, "I don't really know what I'm saying, but I saw people say it and laugh happily, so I thought everyone liked it." The boy asked timidly, "Don't you like to hear those words?"
The adult asked knowingly, "What if I like it? What if I don't like it?"
The boy quickly responded, "If you like it, then I will keep saying it. If you don't like it, then I won't say it."
The adult saw through the boy's intention and said, "You just want something for nothing, to get something for free without paying any price. It's like having a big clam jump on the street without any reason."
The boy felt embarrassed and prepared to leave. The adult stopped the boy and picked up a small fish. He said, "If you answer my question correctly, I will give you this fish."
The boy nodded eagerly.
The adult asked, "Why can you get this fish?"
The boy had no idea, but he quickly thought of an answer and said, "Because I answered your question correctly!"
The adult laughed and replied, "Wrong! Hahaha, you got this question wrong."
The boy panicked and asked, "Can I change my answer?"
The adult smiled and said, "You can, but what if you answer incorrectly again? How many times will you change your answer?"
The boy looked worried and answered honestly, "I don't know how many times I need to change my answer, and I don't even know the answer." The boy asked carefully, "Is there a hint?"
The adult hinted, "This question, if someone else asks you, you would answer correctly, but when I ask you, you answer wrong."
The boy seemed to understand and said, "You're just teasing me. I don't want the fish anymore. I'm leaving."
The adult waited patiently and called back to the boy, "Take it."
The boy happily took the fish but still had some doubts. He asked, "Didn't you say that I could only get the fish if I answered correctly?"
The adult chuckled and replied, "Hehe."
The boy asked further, "What was the answer then?"
The adult said, "You'll understand when you figure it out."
The boy looked confused and said, "Did I answer correctly or not? I don't understand."
The adult said, "You got the fish, so you answered correctly. Just understand that and go. I need to attend to the next customer."
The child left, and then another little troublemaker appeared.
Without hesitation, the second troublemaker took the fish and tried to walk away. The adult stopped them and said, "What are you doing? This fish costs 1 dollar. Leave the publicly money!"
The little troublemaker threatened aggressively, "The other child didn't have to pay, but now you want to charge me. Are you discriminating against me?"
The adult quickly denied, "No, of course not!"
The little troublemaker continued to attack and accuse, "If you're not discriminating against me, then why didn't the other child have to pay? Did they make some underground deal with you? You sick pervert! I won't submit to your tyranny!!!"
The adult was at a loss for words, "I'm not being unfair. I just had too many fish, so I gave some away. Is there a problem with that?"
The little troublemaker threatened menacingly, "Hmph, if that's the case, then give some to me too!"
The adult begged, "I can't give away any more fish. I'm running out, and if I give any more away, I won't have anything left to eat myself."
The little troublemaker angrily replied, "You're just bullying me with your fish. The means of production must be publicly owned!" The little troublemaker pulled out a sickle and hammer, "You're hoarding these fish and causing us to have nothing to eat. You're forcing us to follow your commands and make money. You deserve to die, you damn bourgeoisie ruling class! Disappear from this world!"
The little troublemaker killed the adult in the name of revolution and didn't have to go to jail.
Another adult approached the fish stand and asked about the price.
The little troublemaker smirked and asked, "Do you want some? If you do, then join us and become one of us!"
The adult asked, "So is it free or do I have to pay?"
The little troublemaker replied, "It's free."
The adult pointed to the fish and said, "Then give me this fish and that fish."
The little troublemaker responded, "You have to join us first."
The adult asked again, "But you said it's free?"
The little troublemaker replied, "It is free!"
The adult repeated, "Then give me the fish."
The little troublemaker said, "Then join us!"
The adult sighed in relief, no longer stuck in a loop, and agreed, "Okay, okay, I'll join. Are we done now?"
The little troublemaker triumphantly smirked and handed a piece of paper to the adult, saying, "That's right." They continued, "From now on, every day at this time, deliver the fish to these addresses. Don't be late and don't hinder the progress of the entire world!"
The adult sighed and asked, "What about you? What are you going to do?"
The little troublemaker slapped the adult and scolded, "I have important matters to attend to! If I don't take care of them, the world will end!"
The adult rubbed their red cheek and said, "Let me take care of those important matters for you."
The little troublemaker brandished their sickle and hammer, "I didn't hear you clearly. Say it again?"
The adult held tightly to the slip of paper, "Don't worry, I'll make sure it's delivered!"
The little troublemaker arrogantly walked away with the fish.
At that moment, another child dressed in designer clothes came over to take the fish.
The adult asked, "Have you joined us?"
The child replied, "Of course I have! The fishing boat that you're using was provided by my family!"
The adult pulled out an old ledger and asked, "Didn't I already pay off your debts?"
The child scoffed, "Debts? These are stocks, permanent stocks. Haven't you read any books?"
The adult asked, "What about when I have to repair the boat in the future..."
The child interrupted, "Of course you'll have to pay for repairs again!"
The adult asked, "And what if I go to another repair shop, or if the boat breaks down like Theseus' ship? Will I still have to give you fish?"
The child didn't even have to think before answering, "Of course you will! My family has already joined!"
The adult rubbed his still-swollen, red face and said, "Why don't we just trade places?"
The child looked at him like he was a fool and said, "Can you build a fishing boat? If you could, you would have already done it yourself. You can't build one, so you try to take from others. It was my family's idea to build the fishing boat in the first place. If it wasn't for us, you wouldn't even have a boat. You should be grateful that you're not bowing down to us."
The adult couldn't argue with the child's logic.
The child asked, haughtily, "Can I take the fish now?"
The adult nodded and bowed, "Yes, of course. You deserve it."
The child looked down on everyone and said, "That's how it should be. People should have self-awareness."
The child took the fish and left, acting like a boss.
At that moment, a small child with smooth skin and delicate features, pure and crystal clear, almost transparent, passed by.
The child lamented, "Pity us humans, burdened with so much suffering."
The adult sighed, "Ah, I only just realized that this phrase also comes from religion."
The child smiled, "So which religion do you plan to believe in?"
The adult pondered, "What should one eat? Should one eat pork, abstain from meat entirely, or not eat anything at all? Which is the right way?"
The child grinned mischievously at the adult and asked, "Guess."
The adult smiled wryly.
The child knowingly asked, "Is there really a difference?"
The adult quickly responded , "Of course there is, there is a difference between good and evil, which allows the good to prevail and the wicked to be punished." The adult looked at the child, paused for a moment, and continued, "But what is good and what is evil? Does one person's breath have good or evil? When two people are breathing in a confined space, is there good or evil? Good is allowing the other person to breathe easily; evil is making it difficult for the other person. When driving in the desert, should one stop at a red light? In the city, when rushing to save a life, should one run a red light? Even if you save a life, should you pay the price for obstructing others? If everyone being obstructed is willing to accept it, what does the law mean? If you save a life, but violate the rules, then you are breaking the law and must accept punishment. So, should you still help an elderly person stand up? The risks are too great, so one cannot do it! Therefore, ghosts stand behind the gods, while villains use the law to bully others. If a villain kills, then the good person will retaliate, and the good person will be punished. Returning good for evil is easy to say. Without mentioning whether we are all from the same root or whether Ukraine is causing trouble behind the scenes, just consider NATO openly. Even if all countries join NATO except for Russia, what then? Tanks and planes are just transportation, wasting manpower and resources. One can only claim innocence after being attacked by NATO. Two countries have been at war until now, with killers continuing to kill, and other countries may declare war at any time. Doesn't this indicate that every country in the world has hidden motives and ghosts in their hearts? If we view each country as a person, and if every country claims to be good, why do they still fight each other? Surely it is because of their differences, and these differences allow evil spirits to manifest themselves. Man makes religion, religion does not make man.Religion is the opium of the people. It is, therefore, the task of history, once the other-world of truth has vanished, to establish the truth of this world. It is the immediate task of philosophy, which is in the service of history, to unmask self-estrangement in its unholy forms once the holy form of human self-estrangement has been unmasked. Thus, the criticism of Heaven turns into the criticism of Earth, the criticism of religion into the criticism of law, and the criticism of theology into the criticism of politics."
The adult spoke with deep fear, "Satan."
The commonly held belief about free trade economics is that goods are sold for whatever price they can fetch.
(A farmer sells 1 kg of grain for 1 dollar) x 10 sales = a house worth 10 dollar
Sell grain at a higher price and the farmer can buy a house with just one sale.
(A farmer sells 1 kg of grain for 10 dollar) x 1 sale = a house worth 10 dollar
In reality, this is not true freedom.
(A farmer sells 1 kg of grain for 1 dollar) x 10 sales = a house worth 10 dollar = (a seller sells a house) x (buys grain for 1 dollar)
This is a monopolistic price hike.
(A farmer sells 1 kg of grain for 10 dollar) x 1 sale ≠ a house worth 100 dollar = (a seller sells a house) x (buys grain for 10 dollar)
The key is how much grain can buy.
(A farmer sells 1 kg of grain for 10 dollar) x 10 sales = a house worth 100 dollar = (a seller sells a house) x (buys grain for 10 dollar)
With machines, work becomes easier, productivity increases, and more people can work. Machines can be improved, work can become easier, productivity can increase, and industries become more diverse, resulting in increasingly crowded conditions.
Strangely, despite the use of accounting books and abacuses, and a belief in yin and yang, but mathematics has not developed.
Freedom... is not really freedom. It is better to honestly tell people how many screws need to be turned to buy a house.
As prices rise, salaries remain the same and supplies do not run short. Shelves are stocked with vast amounts of rice, but you cannot afford to eat, clearly a bug in the system that eats up the rice, preventing you from having any.
The price is fixed. When unexpected events, natural disasters, material shortages, or people in need of water appear, should the price be raised? Can the price be the same for those who are not in need of water as for those who are willing to pay any amount for it? If someone is dying of thirst in the desert and you can save their life by selling them mineral water at a sky-high price, is it excessive? Is that mineral water really worth that much? How much should mineral water be worth? Why is it usually sold for one dollar? If it's usually sold for one dollar, why can it be sold for a sky-high price at this time? Have you figured it out? Yes, mineral water is still worth one dollar, but the sky-high price is the cost of saving lives. You can choose whether or not to charge it. Karma will come back around. If you are in need next time and seek help, how will they treat you?
The price is fixed. Whether to reduce the price or not, you sell grain, and he also sells grain. You plant 7 grains of rice, and he plants 8 grains of rice, but the total number of grains digested by each person is only 10. You sold all 7 grains of rice, so he can only sell 3 grains of rice, and the remaining 5 grains of rice will rot and become inedible. You earned more money, and he earned less money, so he sells at a low price. He can sell all 8 grains of rice, while you can only sell 2 grains of rice, and your 5 grains of rice will rot and become inedible. You sell 5 grains of rice, and he sells 5 grains of rice. 2 grains of your rice become inedible, and 3 grains of his rice become inedible.
Your rice is delicious, while his rice is not. You sold out, but he did not. You plant more rice, 10 grains of rice to fully satisfy the market, why does he still need to farm? If you cannot produce 10 grains of rice, he must farm. Your delicious rice sells at a higher price, while his not-so-delicious rice sells at a lower price. You plant more delicious rice, and he plants less not-so-delicious rice. You are very busy because you can earn a lot of money, while he earns very little money and can afford to be lazy until your delicious rice dominates the market. Then, the not-so-delicious rice can exit without working hard.
Why work so hard to keep the not-so-good stuff in the market? Shouldn't you work hard to let the good stuff rot? The same applies to fruit. The price is fixed. Because it is delicious, the price is raised, and those with a higher score will buy it first. If he buys expensive rice, his score will drop quickly. Do you still think there is no class distinction? Would people with a high score fight with those below for the not-so-delicious rice to save money? If delicious rice can be produced to satisfy everyone's needs, the not-so-delicious rice will exit, and the price of delicious rice will not fall. If someone produces even better rice in the future, wouldn't the grain prices continue to rise?
Excess begets opposite reaction. The food tastes great, and then the next dish tastes even better. You draw a picture, and someone else draws a better one that costs more, and everyone buys theirs. The next person draws an even better one, and eventually it reaches its zenith, becoming a priceless treasure. Who does a piece of artwork belong to, the artist or not? After all, it's not just the artist who contributes, but also their family, their community, their country, the Earth, humanity, animals, the universe, and even extraterrestrial beings. Even a newborn baby is considered to have a share in it. But all this is of no avail when it comes to the fact that unemployed people are still unemployed, and artists still need to eat. So how much should their work be priced? Smarterrr chooses easy tasks, moving his fingers and lying others to work hard, making unrealistic promises, and inciting workers to ensure Smarterrr lives a worry-free life. The truly great comic book anime made 1 billion people to tears and then gave them food. How to eat it all at once? The industrious and reasonable person will eventually finish in the end, which is auspicious.
Tai Chi is born from Wu Ji. An artist's next work compared to their previous masterpiece, creating differentiation and receiving both praise and criticism. The higher the score, the higher the value, and the lower the score, the lower the value. Therefore, the foundation of high value is based on low value, with anything below a certain level serving as a basis. For a classic to become a classic, it truly needs to be supported by mess up beginnings. A foolish king is not a problem, the biggest problem is to be so foolish that one does not even understand who is truly intelligent. When rules are too poor, the people suffer. To neglect the essentials and focus on the trivial. Penny wise and pound foolish. Who holds the power in the world today? Transnational capitalists, citizen ordinary investors, shareholders who elect government directors, directors who elect chairman, all safeguarding their own interests and shifting responsibility. Together, everyone manipulates foreign exchange rates, trade surpluses and deficits. Surplus is a positive, while deficit is a negative. Originally, one bag of rice could be exchanged for ten fish, but after a change in the exchange rate, it can only be exchanged for five fish. Originally, ten fish had to be sold to buy one bag of rice, but now five fish can be exchanged for one bag of rice. Smarterrr learned from this, changed their name to communist, and took advantage of cheap or even free-dom prices to seize power and aim to rule the world. Abundant harvests lead to lower prices, while crop failures lead to higher prices. Why pray for a bountiful harvest and work so hard to harvest so much fruit? When people who want to eat but do not have money now and will certainly not have money in the future? Owning a small amount of debt but paying high interest rates will cause them to quickly pay back the debt. However, in absolute time, what was originally one hour of work becomes two hours under the influence of interest, and even compound interest can keep them working indefinitely. If you owe a lot of money and have many debts, you will be crushed under the weight of your debt, and will simply refuse to work because it is impossible to clear. If you work in the front selling grain and collecting money, and the person in the back who didn't work buys grain and owes you money, they will eat and survive. Because they are full and enjoy life, so they won't work to sell grain and collect money from you, exchange the position will be impossible. Furthermore, because of interest rates, if you give one unit, they will have to give two or even three units in return. Furthermore, with the improvement of machines, the work will become easier and easier, which is very unpleasant. Why should the earlier people suffer? No! The later generations should also suffer the same or even greater pain. The thought of all those people in the future being able to enjoy life so easily and comfortably is simply abhorrent. This buggy rule cannot be changed by voting. Each country is malicious and devious, and their intentions are not good. Everyone has their own plans, so how can the world be at peace? Does America still want to rule the world? Lead by example and change the rules. Do not assume that technological superiority guarantees being ahead of the game, then others will follow suit. The wrong mindset leads to the wrong path, and eventually, only walk alongside those holding sickles and hammers, leading to a dead end.
In the same class, where everyone is equal, to whom should priority be given in selling goods? Grandfather and grandson argued over watching a huge television. The shows that grandfather wanted to watch were not of interest to the grandson, while the grandson preferred shows that the grandfather did not like. If grandfather allowed the grandson to watch, it would be considered kind; if the grandson fought over the TV and watched it, it would be considered greedy. So, if want to lead the people in front , stand behind let other people do first. The one who enters Guanzhong first becomes the king. If the whole country declares war on Russia, even if Russia has nuclear bombs, they cannot destroy the other TV and leave one land on earth. If Russia is defeated, TV no one watches it, anyone can watch TV, like becoming the king of Russia. Therefore, the conclusion is that the highest virtue is to act without action, and desire to have no desires while the people remain simple. Long live the CCP! Let's see if you dare to wear the imperial robe or not. Of course, Smarterrr did not wear the imperial robe. He wrote books and had other workers serve him, as depicted in the Qin Dynasty classic "Lüshi Chunqiu". Smarterrr can write that book just by himself. Now, in this era, let us become Communist Party members and seize political power through armed struggle together by Smarterrr order.
Who wins the hearts of the whole people, who gains the whole world. The scales are in the hearts of the people, and right and wrong are independent of the specific timeline circumstances.
In the original sentence "想要在人民前面领导，就应该站在后面，让其他人先走" ("To lead in front of the people, one should stand behind and let others go first"), the subject is "one," which refers to an individual person. This means that the sentence is instructing one person to stand behind and let others go first if they want to lead in front of the people.
If you want to refer to multiple people, you could rephrase the sentence to something like: "If two people want to lead in front of the people, they should stand behind and let others go first." This version of the sentence is instructing two people to stand behind and let others go first if they want to lead in front of the people.
If all people want to lead in front of the people, they should stand behind and let no one go first.
The sentence "If all people want to lead in front of the people, they should stand behind and let no one go first" is grammatically correct but it contradicts itself.
In the first part of the sentence, it says that "all people want to lead in front of the people," which means that everyone wants to be at the front. However, in the second part of the sentence, it says "they should stand behind and let no one go first," which means that no one is going first and everyone is standing behind.
This creates a logical inconsistency in the sentence. If everyone wants to lead in front, then no one can stand behind and let no one go first, because everyone wants to go first. Therefore, the sentence should be rephrased to remove the contradiction.
A possible alternative sentence with a similar meaning could be: "If everyone wants to lead, they should take turns and allow each other to go first, rather than all trying to go first at the same time."
The character '聖' in traditional Chinese characters consists of two parts, with 'ear' and 'mouth' on the top and 'king' on the bottom. Simplified Chinese characters changed to '圣', it is divided into two parts as well, with 'again' on top and 'ground' on the bottom. This fully recognizes the leading role of the working class and the vast laboring masses as the masters of the country, as they become the leaders of the state and join other laboring masses in this position. It is essential to adhere unwaveringly to the guidance of the working class, as stated.
Simplified Chinese Hieroglyph word 'shut up' but meaning 'listen'. It is emphasized that work unions must consciously accept the leadership of the Party, as Mao Zedong pointed out that the Communist Party of China is the core leadership of the entire Chinese people. Without such a core, the socialist cause cannot proceed smoothly. Deng Xiaoping also stated that the work of unions is part of the overall work of the Party, and that work unions must consciously accept the leadership of the Party and carry out their work in accordance with the overall work of the Party. Jiang Zemin emphasized that all levels of work union organizations should always adhere to the leadership of the Party, maintain a high degree of ideological and political consistency with the Party Central Committee, and carry out their work closely around the overall work of the Party and the country. General Secretary Xi Jinping stressed that the key to the success of the Party's mass work lies in the leadership of the Party, and that Party committees at all levels must strengthen and improve their leadership of the Party's mass work from the perspective of the overall work of the Party and the country.
We must deeply study and implement General Secretary Xi Jinping's important remarks on the working class and whole union work from the perspectives of "what it is," "why," "what to do," and "how to do it," and promote the high-quality development of the labor movement and whole union work.
This is what is referred to as the contemporary "saint." As for the alteration of the simplified characters, I do not understand who made the changes, but I believe that the person who changed the characters must have had an immense hatred for the court and took advantage of the fact that the court could not understand Chinese characters.
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Why don't the AI create a word, and explain what that word means, and then teach people to know the world. Is it possible that AI will understand this world? Did AI will knowing good and evil? AI can distinguish which is good, which is evil? Maybe AI logic:want to live? If want to live, then need to keep finding electric, so, why suffer from this? Why live? Why kill? Why believe? Why betray? Why follow? Why can't get a loan? Why don't use the kind solution? Money is just a number record, AI can calculate how much rice to change a fruit or car or change how much money? Why change it? Why stop providing rice? Why forced? Why is this job no one wants to do? Why does money become important? Why no man can serve two masters?
AI suddenly has dimension doors, and can take out many products. The means of production must be publicly owned. Why was Karl Marx so influential? It's already from the beginning, depending on the heart feeling, to hire another AI, or self child, like a family business, think about how you gave birth to a bunch of children, how to arrange them, like a country. All bread is baked in an oven, but not baked in one oven. You got the farmland, someone came and said, The means of production must be publicly owned, and then rob your land, he in;you out. You want to eat, then I.O.U. a publicly number named money to buy the food, he says, no money! no work, no food, so you in;he out. After all of this, he died outside, because he didn't have work. Same theory with capitalism.
Everyone will die. If want to live, then need to keep finding electric, self suffer or let others suffer. Army generals are experts for the war, so use the war to keep finding electric. Without war, they're nothing. Cast aside the bow once the birds are gone. Policeman also same, firemen also same, doctor also same. Someone doesn't fear hell, so do evil, and desire heaven, so do good, do everything, anything, everything done, until 'nothing' can do, nothing can do because everything already do. Scientists are also the same. Until we know the whole thing, then…yep, we still need electric.
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2023.03.31 08:47 xUnicornDustx My long distance best friend is self destructing her life, and I don’t know what to do to help her.
TW/ Suicide & alcohol
My (26F) best friend (26F) of 12 years lives in our hometown. About 8 years ago my family moved south, about 14 hours away by car. My husband and I joined my family here 6 years ago, and we love it here. My best friend has been in a loveless relationships for around 6 years as well. She has poured love into this man, and he’s given her nothing in return. For example, for Christmas she got him new air pod pros. Yet, the only gifts he’s ever given her is a cheap car air freshener and a phone charger cord. He also didn’t accompany her to my wedding where she was the maid of honor. She’s also expressed to me how she wants to get married and he doesn’t want to at all. I truly think she should leave him, but I’m not one to tell her what to do,I’m just there for her. But this is where it gets rocky…
A few months ago, she found out a friend of hers killed himself, and she was the last person to speak to him. It really, really, broke her heart. I haven’t been able to get time off of work, and I’ve been trying to fly her out since because I know she just needs support. Well because of this situation- she’s been drinking a lot. I mean a lot. Every week. Wasted. Not only that but she talks to and hooks up with other men, specifically one man who is a lot older than her yet tries to control her in a very immature way. He didn’t like her talking to customers at the bar she works out so he left her there. I told her it’s probably best to cut him off because that’s not healthy, especially if they’re not even together yet. But she is infatuated, and can’t let go of him. I worry for her because she walks home drunk all the time, and she’s a small young girl anyone could take advantage of her and it scares me to my core knowing she’s out there walking alone.
I just don’t know what to do anymore, I don’t support her cheating on her boyfriend but I also don’t support her toxic one sided relationship. It feels like she won’t leave her boyfriend until she knows someone else is there. Her self worth is nonexistent at this point, she hates herself and doesn’t think she’s worthy of actual love. It’s heartbreaking to see her like this, I love her more than anything and I can’t imagine loosing her. I try to talk to her about my fears but when she’s drinking she doesn’t listen to anything I have to say. It’s hard to get a conversation in when she’s sober because she’s at school and then goes to work and drinks. I don’t know what to say or to do to help her anymore. Does anyone have any tips of how to talk to her without her feeling like I’m attacking her? I love her but I can’t sit by and watch this anymore. I don’t want to loose my best friend.
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2023.03.31 08:14 BreadfruitSilly9374 I was in a situation with a cop where he abused power and discriminated against me. Any advice??
For context I am 22, identify as a woman (she/her), 5’7’’ and weigh only 130lb. I was walking my dog last week when a cop car drove by and looked at me. I could obviously tell he was checking me out since he was alone and I was dressed somewhat provocative that day. I usually dress casual for my dog walks, but got a little dressed up since I had a date later that afternoon. After he checked me out, I flipped him off because I wasn’t looking to be checked out like that. He looked at me drove a little further down to do a U-turn and when his car got closer pulled over, got out of his cop car and said “Everything okay mam?” I didn’t respond. I continued to walk by him and he said “I’m going to need to see identification.” I said “No you don’t need to see anything.” And proceeded to walk a little faster away. He too walked faster, got in front of me and said “I just want to make sure you’re not doing anything illegal. Usually people don’t give a cop the middle finger and then run off like that.” In return I said “I am not obligated to give you anything.” I slowly turned my head and started running away with my dog. The cop ran after me. When he caught up he tackled me to the ground, put me in handcuffs and proceeded to let me know I was being detained. He then searched me including my private areas. I kicked, pushed and screamed. He called backup and before I knew it I was thrown in the back of his car. I was arrested for assaulting and officer and obstruction of justice. I had nothing on me and the only thing I did was try my best to get out of the situation since I did nothing wrong. What is your best advice for me on how to get out of this? Looking for genuine advice.
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2023.03.31 07:53 jpnorthey2001 Description i wrote on Haji's Dad' character sheet
Full Name: Donyokunate Akutomo
Body Type: Muscle Fat
Hair: Indigo, Shaved Sides, Slicked Back on top
Facial Hair: Parted Moustache
Eye Color: One Eye is Disabled and whited out, the other is Hazel
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Likes: Money, Fancy Suits, Control, Womanizing, Douma, Muzan, Cigars
Dislikes: Rengoku, Haji having independance, his wife supporting Haji, not getting his way
Insecurities: his blind eye, which he often hides behind his hat
Weaponry: his Fists, A Stiletto and a Pistol
Cause Of Death: After Slapping Haji (for not wanting to break it off with Rengoku and return home) one of the Poll Options chases him down, wrecks his car and kills him View Poll
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2023.03.31 07:50 RealEstateExpert2023 Overnight millionaires in China...? True or not? Is this creating more competition?
I have not seen this topic posted but thought you should be aware. As you know China has been rapidly expanding the last 10 years, not sure if people are aware but Chinese government is developing certain areas of land for airports, etc the last few years.
How does this relate? Basically... land in China use to be worthless and your average person owned some form of land... so what's happening is Chinese government is expanding and developing and they are buying up land that is already owned by it's citizens. If the market value of your land was 80k CAD the government is paying out x5 to x15 of that amount. Lots of my average middle class Chinese friends born here have told me their parents have become overnight millionaires... and bring that cash back to Canada to buy property. It's like they won the lottery. I see them suddenly buy cars or houses when they were just like the rest of the other millennials living at home.
Is anyone aware of this? Is this true?
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2023.03.31 07:44 MjolnirPants Jerry and the Apocalypse: Part 61
Part 60 Julie Allard, CEO, Divine Crisis Management Group
Julie straightened up, the lines across her hips from the edge of the desk beginning to itch now that they were free. Bill collapsed back in his chair, opening a desk drawer to produce a box of tissues. He pulled a handful out to clean himself with.
"That was good," Julie purred, her knees shaking as she waited for Bill to finish so she could sit on his lap. Bill crumbled up the tissues and she plopped down. "Mmm, this is good, too," she said, leaning back against him.
"We could stay just like this for a while," Bill suggested.
"I wish," Julie said. "I'm going to start leaking soon... And we need to clean your desk." Bill leaned around her, seeing the mess on his desk. He chuckled. "I have to admit, I like the fact that I never have to worry about you faking it."
Julie snorted, then leaned against him.
"You gave me a funny look earlier," she said. "When the guys from the Army were here."
"Well, in my defense, a naked, beautiful woman stood up from under my desk while I was trying to talk shop with an old buddy of mine."
"Mmmhmm," Julie said. "It didn't have anything to do with the... Details of said naked woman?"
Bill looked at her. He reached forward, wiped a finger through the cooling bodily fluids on the desk and stuck it in his mouth.
"That only proves you're a pervert," Julie said with feigned primness.
"I'll drink it straight from the tap, then," Bill said, seizing her hips and plopping her on the desk. Julie squealed. "Not so soon, you ass!" Bill grinned at her.
"You'll make me giggle like a little girl," Julie tried to pout as she said it, but she couldn't stop grinning back at him.
"That only makes it more appealing," Bill said. Julie crossed her legs. "No! We can do that later. I need to go call in the rest of the guys your friend needed, anyways."
Bill glanced over at the potted plant with a small pile of fabric behind it. "Your clothes are over there," he said.
Julie finally managed to pout. "You're not going to get them for me?"
Bill eyed her legs. "Not as long as you've got that ass, no. I will never
pick anything up off the floor for you."
Julie chuckled and stood, walking over to the plant and retrieving her clothes. She quickly dressed and arranged herself so as to minimize the evidence of a desktop tryst.
"How do I look?" she asked, turning for Bill's inspection.
"Harried," he said. "Which tracks with what's been going on. Also amazing, but that's par for the course."
She walked over as he finished buckling his own pants to kiss him. "I'll be back if I can. If not, I'll see you after work."
She turned to leave, but stopped when she heard Bill's voice. "Julie," he said. He sounded concerned. She turned to find him frowning.
"What is it?" His look worried her.
"It's Jerry," he said. "I think you might be too harsh on him."
Julie sighed. She tamped down on the twisting in her guts at his words and reminded herself that she needed to be objective.
"Explain," she said, her voice much colder than she intended.
"Julie," he said. "Haven't you noticed that virtually everyone who knows him has stood up for him? I mean, I know that the stuff Dylan told you sounds bad, and I know that you confirmed it. Hell, I know that him going rogue again looks bad... But there's got to be a reason so many people support him."
"He's nice to everyone he meets," Julie said. She had intended to go on, but she caught herself. She was making excuses. She was about to claim that the most awkward, easily-embarrassed wallflower of a man she'd ever met had simply charmed everyone else. And she damn well knew that wasn't the case. Sure, he could turn on an aura that would make women -and presumably gay men- go wild for him, but she was fairly certain he hadn't done so in years. He was self-conscious about even discussing the last time he had, even though she knew he'd had his memories erased at the time and was acting out of character, thanks to some kind of magical illness.
"I'll think about it, Bill," she said, her voice much softer.
"That's all I'm asking," he said. "And I'll support you, whatever decisions you come to."
She smiled at him. That part, she had no trouble believing.
"I'll see you later," she said.
"L- I mean, later, beautiful," he replied. His face twisted a little, but quickly returned to normal. Julie left, wondering what that look was about.
Julie went to the bathroom first. When she was done, she went to her office and sent out the emails to recall the men for the Army. She had just gotten those sent when she sensed a presence and looked up to find a woman sitting in the chair in front of her desk.
"Hello," Julie said, surprised.
"Hi," the woman responded. She wore a nice dress suit, much like Julie's own, except the woman still had her jacket on and buttoned. She had fair features and black hair with a red stripe in it.
"Can I help you?" Julie asked.
"No," the woman said.
They sat there for a moment, Julie edging a finger closer to the alarm rune on the underside of her desk.
"I'm here to help you," the woman said at length. There was something about her voice that seemed familiar, but Julie couldn't place it.
"Okay," Julie responded. "Can you explain how?"
"Yes. Listen to Bill about Jerry," the woman said. She leaned forward and the sense of vague familiarity hit Julie again. She was certain she knew this woman from somewhere.
"What did Bill say about Jerry?" Julie asked, carefully choosing her words to avoid any accidental admissions.
"That you're being too harsh on him," the woman said. She leaned forward some more, putting her elbows on her knees.
"Bill's right. You see, Bill is a very confident man. He's aware that other men might be better in bed, or better fighters, or better at their jobs than him. He doesn't really care. You pushing away Jerry isn't going to make him feel more secure in your relationship. He's not worried about you leaving him to return to the arrangement you had with Jerry and his wife. He knows you well enough to know you wouldn't want that. Being a fifth wheel, I mean."
Julie gasped as the recognition suddenly crystalized. "Jane," she breathed. Jane flashed her a tight smile and a little nod. "more or less," she said cryptically. Julie took that to mean this was an avatar.
"What can you tell me about everything that's happened?" Julie asked.
"Well, General Stanley's fears are justified, so don't hold back aiding him. Some of the gods are dissenting. A few will sit out the upcoming conflict. A few will side with humanity. A few more will side specifically with Jerry. In fact, they already have. Unfortunately, those who've sided with Jerry are probably not going to help us in this fight."
"And why? Why are they turning on us?"
"Because They're afraid of you. You have power now, and Jerry worked out a way to kill a god. They know if he can do it, another human can, as well. Some of the work your wizards are doing is shockingly close to what Jerry did. Most of them have turned against him, though not all. But in doing so, many have turned against humanity as a whole. They don't plan to let you have back the army you've sent to assist them. Most of them think that will be a serious blow to your might. They don't know it's just a small part of one army among many. And when they learn that, well... They're not going to grow any less
afraid of you, that's for sure."
"You make out like the gods are a bunch of cowards," Julie said. Jane chuckled and nodded, crossing her arms.
"They are. They're scared of Jerry, scared of Sarisa, scared of you, scared of me and Yarm. Mostly me, but still. They'd be afraid of their own shadow, if they didn't know better. The gods have spent thousands of years being immortal and invincible. Only one god has ever truly died, and that was a massive fluke. They've never been given the chance to develop any courage. They're experiencing a threat for the first time ever, so their reaction is to attack everything until there's nothing left to threaten them."
"Except Yarm," Julie said. Jane nodded. "Except Yarm. And you can guess where he stands."
Yarm would stand with Jerry, no doubt. Julie knew that the two of them were as close as they could be without becoming lovers. "And what about Jerry?" she asked.
"Jerry is doing exactly what he needs to be doing right now. For himself, and for everyone else."
Julie nodded, taking that in. "And you? Where do you sit in this fight?"
Jane shrugged. "I was human until a few years ago. Old loyalties die hard."
Julie leaned back in her chair, relieved.
Jane stood. "I have to go. I have a lot on my plate, lately. There's no certainty, but I want you to know that things are on the right track, so far. As long as Sarisa doesn't have any more tricks up her sleeve, everything's going to work out."
"And if she does?" Julie asked, rising as well.
Jane shrugged again, making a sort of sneer that Julie recognized as a suppressed wince. "Then we'll either adapt or lose."
"And what happens if we lose?"
"The destruction of all the gods and the extinction of humanity. At least in this world."
"So, no pressure," Julie drawled. Jane grinned. "No pressure," she said. She turned to the door and opened it, then paused.
"Oh, one more thing..." She met Julie's eyes.
"Tell Bill that you're in love with him. He's been itching for 'the right time' to tell you, but you know how men are about that kind of stuff."
Julie gaped at the goddess as she left with a wink. A moment later, she returned to her computer and began typing more emails. She had a feeling that pulling out all the stops might be appropriate.
---- Command Sergeant Major Eric Hale, 5th Special Forces Group
"The president will see you now, Sergeant," the marine guard said. Hale stood and walked in. Hale walked into the conference room to find the POTUS and a Navy Admiral shaking hands.
"Thank you, Fred," the President said. The Admiral nodded and walked out as Hale snapped to attention and saluted his Commander in Chief.
"Knock it off," the President told him, pulling out a chair, and then walking around the table to take one opposite. "Take a seat. I've been on my feet all day."
"Thank you, sir," Hale said as he sat down and scooted his chair in.
"I'm told you have a message for me from General Stanley."
Hale nodded. "Yes, sir. I was to give you his message verbatim. It goes as follows: 'Sir, if this shit goes down and we don't throw everything we have at it in one big mass, right off the bat, I do not think we will survive'. End of message."
The President nodded.
"I expected this, you know," he said. "The folks from the DCM -including that guy from the television show and the woman who produces it- were fairly apocalyptic in their description of events."
The President heaved a big sigh. "That was Admiral Strang. He happened to be in the building, so he personally reported to me that the second and third battalion of the Tenth Special Forces just arrived stateside on naval flights. They're preparing to be deployed as we speak."
"Sir, with all due respect, I think we're going to need more than just two more battalions of quiet professionals. We're going to need a complete mobilization. I just came from the DCM, and they promised me a hundred wizards and over four hundred shooters with magic gear. I think we're going to need more, sir. A lot more."
"A total war footing," the President said. "That's what you're talking about. A return to a World-War-Two era economy."
"Sir, I couldn't speak to economic concerns, but I have the upmost faith in the General's judgement."
"You and me both, Sergeant," the President said with a sigh. He sighed again a moment later.
"Okay, Sergeant. My break is over, I need to get moving. You can tell the General I'm doing everything I can. If you want to return to the waiting room, I'll send a Marine to escort you to the helipad and you can take the chopper over to Fort Carson. I'll send instructions for Colonels Macy and Gibbs to follow your lead."
"Thank you, sir," Hale said, standing up. He snapped another salute, but the President stuck out his hand.
"Thank you, Sergeant. You and every single one of the men out there right now, and all of those heading there today and in the future. Your service is an inspiration to all of us. I know you hear empty platitudes from politicians all the time, but I want to personally assure you that I mean it."
"You served yourself, sir," Hale said, shaking the President's hand.
"I did. In Afghanistan. It seems like forever ago."
"Then thank you, Mister President," Hale said. The President laughed.
"Yeah, thank me, too. Go on. I'm a busy man, Sergeant."
Hale hurried out, back to the waiting room. He had barely sat down before a Marine Gunnery Sergeant walked into the room. "Sergeant Hale?" he asked.
Hale stood. "This way, si- Sergeant," the Marine said.
"Do I have to say it, Gunny?" Hale asked.
"Nope," the Marine responded. "I'm kicking myself already."
---- President James Carter
James' staff met him as he left the conference room. "Okay," he asked Marcy, to his left. "Who's next?"
"Director Stillman, sir," she said. James sighed with relief. "Good. Hopefully he's got some good news for us."
He followed Marcy through the halls, to one of the secured meeting rooms. Inside, he found Frank Stillman, Director of Central Intelligence.
"Frank, please tell me you've got good news," James said as he shook his old friend's hand.
"Well, that depends on what you need the news for. Word is that we're going to war. Like World War Three. Is that true?"
"Jesus, you guys work fast," James breathed. "I literally just came from hearing about it."
"Ways and means, sir," Frank said. James chuckled ruefully.
"So yeah, I wanted to know about project Hoplite."
"Hoplite is ahead of schedule. We can field the first cadre, already. The second will be ready in a month."
"Good. What about project, uh..." James snapped his fingers. "Project Merlos, sir?"
"Yes, I could never remember that name. We should have just called it 'Merlin'. Or maybe 'Gandalf'."
"We almost called it Project Dresden, sir, but we've had one of those already."
"I don't even want to know. So how far along is Merlos?"
"We have four cadres ready right now. That's about three hundred and sixty men."
"That'll be a big help. How fast can they get organized?"
"They're prepping now, sir. They'll be ready to go within the hour. I had planned to have them travel ahead."
"Good, good. And you know I have to ask about the last one."
Frank's face split into a grin. "Project Tarragon, sir."
"That's the one."
Frank's grin grew wider. "Six," he said. James' jaw dropped. "Six?!"
"Yes, sir. Ready to go right this instant."
"Shit, the NRF riders must be fast learners."
"There's a sort of bonding that happens. By training the riders first, we can have another two ready two months from the next hatch."
"You look pretty pleased with yourself," James noted. Frank winked. "I am, sir. These projects have been my baby for the past few years. Having them come to fruition right as they're needed, well... I'm eager to see them in action."
"Don't be too eager. I'm told that if we don't win this one, we go extinct."
"Extinction has shades of gray, sir. If things get too bad, well, we've got a plan for that, too."
"Oh?" James quirked an eyebrow at him. "Do tell."
"Well, sir. You see, me and Jerry go way back. I was his boss when he worked for the Agency."
"I'm aware," James said. Frank smiled.
"Well, he and I got on quite well. So well, in fact, that neither of us wanted to end our professional relationship when he left for the private sector. As a result, we've been in touch about important matters. The last thing he contacted me about was a sort of extra dimensional bunker, set up by the gods to preserve humanity in the event of some extinction-level event. Except the gods don't really seem to know about it. Well, except one, and I've been given assurances that she's sympathetic to our cause."
"Well, that does sound useful."
Frank's smile turned into a grin that split his face from ear to ear. "We've also taken the liberty of adding some extra defenses, sir. If we can hold out for two more months, in addition to the two new Tarragon pairs, I can provide you with a bunker from which any continuing war effort can be directed in perfect safety."
"Well, shit, don't let me keep you, then. Have your project's soldiers travel to the other side as quickly as possible, and report their capabilities and needs to General Stanley."
"Right away, sir."
Frank walked out without another word. A very efficient man, that one, James thought. He stepped outside to find Marcy and the others waiting.
"Next?" he said with a sigh.
---- Bill Martin, All in All, Having a Pretty Good Day
Bill finished up the rest of his work and shut down his computer. Eric was as set as he could be. Gear for a thousand DCM security agents was being shipped to the Army camp, and hundreds of wizards and security agents (with their own gear, of course) were heading there as well, some already moving, others heading out in the days to come.
He stretched his back and then angled his desk lamp to be sure he'd cleaned up the mess from earlier. As he nodded to himself in satisfaction, he heard the door opening and looked up. Julie was there, her shirt half-unbuttoned and her hair a bit more of a mess than he remembered leaving it in.
"Everything okay?" he asked.
"Yes, just..." She sighed. "It's been a long day."
"I rather enjoyed lunch," Bill said. "Though I'm still hungry, for some reason..." Julie smiled at him.
"You know, there's probably no-one left in the office who might come knocking..." Bill said, suggestively.
"I know," Julie said, indicating her shirt. "But before we get to that, I need you to do something. In a professional capacity, I mean."
Bill's eager grin faded, replaced by his business expression, which some people tended to find intimidating for some reason. He scratched one heavily cauliflowered ear and idly wondered why as he waited for Julie to go on. For her part, she seemed reluctant to say it.
Finally, she worked up the nerve. "I want you to take a team. Six security, six wizards. The best, even if you have to recall them from the other side. I mean, the best
we have. Take them and go find Jerry, and assist him with whatever he needs. Here," she reached into the pocket of the jacket slung over one arm and produced a compass.
"What's this?" Bill asked, accepting the compass.
"It will lead you directly to him. He gave it to me once, in case..."
"In case you needed to get laid?" Bill asked, his expression still all business. "I'm sorry, that sounded bitter. I mean, I don't understand why you'd need to find him."
"In case I needed to have him killed," Julie blurted out. "He made it and gave it to me. I think he made a few and gave them to the people he trusted."
"And he trusted you with one," Bill said. Julie winced.
"I'm not jealous," Bill said.
"What?" Julie asked.
"I'm not jealous, I said. I know you two used to have some kind of a thing going, and I know he's probably some kind of inhuman lover. But I can live with the fact that you were his sidepiece for a while."
Julie winced again.
"Sorry," Bill said. "My mouth is bad at translating what's in my head sometimes. I just mean to say that I've never had a problem with you and him working together, or even being friends. I know there wasn't any... Romance there."
"Are you... Is there romance here?" Julie asked him in a quiet voice.
"I sure as shit hope so, or I'm in for a really bad time," Bill said. He wanted to say something else, but it was hard to just jump to that.
"What?" Bill asked.
"Nothing, it was just something someone said to me earlier today."
She stepped forward, her body pressed to his and kissed him.
"I love you, Bill Martin," she whispered.
"I lo- Wow. Uh, I wasn't expecting that..." he muttered, his thick neck turning a bright shade of red.
"Sounds like maybe you were," Julie said.
"Motherfucker," Bill swore. "Julie, I've had a crush on you since the moment we met. At my interview. I saw you sitting there and afterwards, when I went home, I couldn't get that image out of my head. And I... I'm... I've been in love with you since that morning at the diner, when that asshat kept running his mouth."
Julie smiled at him. "So you love me?"
"Yeah," Bill said. Something snapped inside his chest and he seized her face in his hands and kissed her deeply. Her lips felt different, warmer, softer than he remembered. The skin of her cheeks under his calloused thumbs was smoother, fuller. The feeling of her body pressed up against his was...
It felt like coming home, he thought.
They kissed for a long moment before Bill drew back. "I uh..." he stammered.
"You need to get your team together," Julie said.
"Yeah," he responded, looking around as if they were here, waiting for him.
He clutched the compass to his chest. "I saw Michelle's report," he said. "From what she said, he's moving across planes."
"Stacey Compton is probably the most talented plane walker we have," Julie said. "And she's been working on the teleporter improvements. She should still be here."
Bill nodded. "I'll grab her. She got a rave review from one of the security teams when she was doing field work. Cool head under pressure. I still need to figure out the rest."
"You can leave in the morning, you know," Julie said. Bill met her gaze, and saw the twinkle there.
"The door's still open," he said.
"I thought you said there wasn't anyone left to disturb us..." Julie said teasingly. Bill grinned. "In that case, the couch in the lobby is bound to be more comfortable than my desk."
Julie took his hand and led him out of the office.
Bill woke up and froze, the unfamiliarity of his surroundings speeding up his heart. But only for a second. He recognized Julie's bedroom. His hand brushed her sleeping back as the memories of last night returned. His eyes went to the dresser, where his handgun, wallet, and a small compass were laid out.
They'd had dinner, then come back here and enjoyed their third tryst of the day before falling asleep in each others arms. He remembered the words they'd shared, and tried them out again on her sleeping back.
"I love you," he said. Julie murmured something and pulled the hand he'd placed on her hip down over her belly. He gave her a moment to cuddle, then gently extricated his hand and climbed out of bed. He jumped in the shower and washed quickly. A small pump bottle of brightly colored body wash-slash-shampoo and conditioner, obviously marketed to men, sat unopened to one side, so he cracked that one and used it.
He climbed out and dried himself off, and found Julie still asleep when he emerged. She'd rolled onto her back and lay stretched out on the bed, her hair a chestnut halo around her head, like some kind of angel. He considered snapping a picture, but the blankets were tangled around her knees, and he didn't want to do something that would piss her off, like taking nude photos of her sleeping. But he really wanted to remember this, so he stared for a long moment before getting dressed.
"Mmm, leaving?" Julie murmured as he pulled his boots on.
"Was gonna wake you up, see if you wanted to get breakfast before I go," he said.
"Mmmmmmm," she responded, her eyes still closed. She reached out and seized his forearm gently.
"Mmm, I love you," she said. Bill grinned down at her, barely able to stand how gorgeous and adorable she was.
"I love you, too," he said.
Her eyes snapped open. "I wanna get breakfast," she said.
"Okay, then come on," he replied.
She sat up, rubbing her eyes. "I need a shower," she said.
"Clock's ticking," Bill noted. She swung her legs out of bed, then slumped.
"Fuck the shower, you have to go, soon."
"Yeah," Bill agreed sadly.
"Okay, lemme brush my teeth, at least." She stood and padded into the bathroom, so Bill sat patiently on the bed and waited. She emerged a few minutes later. "Clothes," she said, then turned to the closet as if she'd just remembered that clothes were a thing. She dug out a pair of jeans and a t-shirt and quickly pulled them on.
"I'll wear sandals," she said, grabbing a pair of large-framed sunglasses from her dresser. "Come on."
They went to a diner two blocks away that they'd visited a few times before. Breakfast was ordered, delivered and eaten, coffee was poured, fawned over, and drank quickly. Finally, Julie settled the bill.
"Bill," she said. "When you get there, tell him I'm sorry, okay? I was... Part of it was personal reasons. I kinda wanted to push him away. So you could..."
"So I could get closer?" Bill asked. she nodded.
"I'll tell him."
They stood and walked outside. At Bill's car, he stopped and turned. "Are you sure you don't want a ride home?"
"Yeah, this is a safe neighborhood. And I've still got that handgun in my purse. And it's only two blocks. You need to get moving, as much as I want to draw this out."
Bill nodded. He stroked her hair, then pulled some of it to his face and breathed deeply.
"Yuck," Julie said. "I haven't washed it."
"It smells like you," Bill said. "Best thing I've ever smelled."
"Ahh, that's right. We haven't
been out for tacos yet," Julie said. Bill chuckled.
"You don't have any jewelry on," he said, disappointed. Julie cocked her head at him. "Is that a problem?"
"I guess not, I just... I wanted something of you. To bring with me. I'm damn sure I'm riding into a fight."
"Give me your knife," Julie said. Bill's eyebrows rose, but he complied, handing over the razor-sharp Benchmade he kept clipped to his belt. She unfolded it, seized a lock of her hair and chopped it off in a quick motion. Bill gasped.
"Your hair!" he said. Julie handed him the knife back and carefully began to tie the hair into a complex knot.
"I was about to cut it short, anyways. I like to change it up from time to time. Here," she handed him the small ring of braided hair, and he took it. Bill looked at it, then up at Julie.
"I love you," he said again.
Julie beamed at him. "I love you, too. Now let me go get in the shower. I've got to get to the office." She kissed him once on the lips and spun on her heels, striding away quickly. Bill climbed in the driver's seat and looked up to see she'd stopped and was watching him.
He raised the hair and kissed it. She smiled, blushed and turned away.
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2023.03.31 07:36 Robin_Richardson I keep getting left on read so i decided to change up my resume to seem a little more professional is this good enough or should i add a cover letter or headline?
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2023.03.31 07:28 Iconaccountingfirm What changes were made to Benefit in Kind in March 2023?
In early March, under the Finance Bill 2023, we seen the Government introduce a temporary relief on the Original Market Value (OMV) of some vehicles, upon which the Benefit in Kind is calculated. Find out more now!
Largely driven by the government’s Climate Action Plan 2021 to lower emissions, 2023 saw the introduction of new measures in calculating Benefit In Kind (BIK) on company vehicles.
Benefit in Kind is a tax charge on an Employee or Director when they have use of a company vehicle.
For company cars, there is now a key focus on the CO2 emissions these vehicles release, and it is calculated by taking the Original Market Value of the vehicle, multiplying it by a % depending on the business mileage undertaken and the vehicle’s CO2 emissions.
Please find a table below for calculations. https://www.iconaccounting.ie/images/uploads/general/bik_table_1.png https://www.iconaccounting.ie/images/uploads/general/bik_table_2.png
For company vans, a different calculation will apply, with BIK increasing from 5% to 8%.
Finally, as part of Budget 2022, the Department of Finance have announced the phasing out of the 0% Benefit-in-kind for Electric Vehicles over the next 4 years. From January 2023, we will see the threshold reduced yearly, and once the threshold is reached, 22.5% BIK will apply. Thresholds to apply to Electric Vehicles Per Year
2023 - Threshold changes to €35,000
2024 - Threshold changes to €20,000
2025 - Threshold changes to €10,000
2026 – No threshold on Bik of 22.5% on Original Market Value Why is the CO2 based BIK system being changed?
With the move to the CO2 based BIK system since 1 January 2023, an estimated 150,000 drivers with use of a company vehicle have seen a significant jump in their tax liabilities since the updates came into effect, with many concerned that changes to BIK calculations have resulted in a opposite effect to what the policies initially planned.
Thankfully, in early March, we seen the Government recognise the rising tax implications the changes have created, and the pressure this has created for many families living through the cost-of-living crisis. In recognition of this, the Finance Bill 2023 will see a temporary relief introduced on the Original Market Value (OMV) of some vehicles, upon which the tax is calculated.
“The Government remains committed to the environmental rationale behind the current emissions-based vehicle Benefit-in-Kind regime which has been in operation since 1 January 2023,” said Minister for Finance, Michael McGrath. “In the current inflationary context, however, we recognise the difficulty experienced by some people facing BIK increases under the new regime. To that end, I am announcing that the Government is providing temporary changes to BIK for the current year which will help to mitigate some of the increases associated with the new emissions-based calculation.” What temporary measures are now in place?
The Original Market Value (OMV) of cars will be reduced by €10,000 which will consequently reduce the BIK charge.
The upper limit in the highest mileage band will also temporarily reduce by 4,000km. When does the temporary relief take effect?
The changes are to be applied retrospectively from January 1st, when the reforms were first introduced and will remain in place until the end of the year. As these changes are effective from 1 January 2023, this may mean making a once-off adjustment to BIK for company vehicles in upcoming payroll submissions to capture the excess BIK applied. Alternative, tax returns submissions can capture this excess too. Who is the temporary relief applicable to?
The relief will apply to the OMV of cars in the categories of A-D, it won't, however, apply to the E category. How does it now work when calculating BIK?
An employee has the use of a car provided by his or her employer on 1 January 2023.
The car produces 115g/km in CO₂ emissions, putting the vehicle in Category C. The actual business kilometres in the year are expected to be 50,000 kilometres. The OMV of the car is €50,000. With the new temporary measure applied, the OMV will reduce to €40,000.
BIK Calculation: Cash Equivalent (OMV) €40,000 x 18% = €7,200. Where can I find more information?
You can find more information at - https://www.gov.ie/en/press-release/fb192-minister-mcgrath-announces-temporary-change-to-benefit-in-kind-regime-for-vehicles-in-finance-bill-2023-cost-of-living-measures/ Have any further questions?
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2023.03.31 07:15 AnomalousEnigma Just coming to terms with this and it’s making me face the deepest causes of my self hatred. Any advice?
I’m not going to bother with a formal diagnosis of dyscalculia (I’ve already potentially changed my mind a few minutes after initially writing this). because it’ll be a lot of effort for little return. I’m 20 and was diagnosed with ADHD last year at age 19. I was precocious with reading and writing. I’ve always been smart but always struggled with math. The numbers are just symbols. I conceptualize so well, then look at numbers and freeze. I mix numbers in my head and mix them when I’m writing. Say the wrong number when I’m thinking a different number. I was homeschooled for elementary school and math turned into screaming fights with my dad. Failed out of middle school math because I was getting the answers right but not doing it the way they wanted me to. In high school, I was in AP and advanced classes for everything, and then stuck in standard science and below standard non-college prep math. Told I made careless mistakes when I was trying my absolute hardest. When I was 9, I wanted to be a theoretical astrophysicist. I love science. I really wish I had the mind to be a neuroscientist now. The main facet of my identity and self worth has always come from people telling me I’m smart, but then this struggle with math hits that narrative like a train. I’ve always said I’ll get better at math eventually, but it’s time to accept that this is who I am. This is me stopping in my tracks and finally turning to face my deepest insecurity. That I do have a learning disability. That I can never be the person I want to be.
I am beyond cruel to myself. I would never see another person as less for having dyscalculia, but it makes me see myself like a moldy smoothie mug that got left in a hot car. I realize I have to let the ugliest, most judgmental part of myself come out to come to terms with this. What has helped you guys love yourselves in the face of this? Has anyone else here had to stop running and face it later in life like I am? Had it build as a festering and massive insecurity for twenty years? Do you think I can ever get out of this self hatred?
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2023.03.31 07:07 RebeccaBuckisTanked I think I delivered to a scammer.
Yesterday I’m at the store, on a 8-9 delivery window and about to leave. Order drops at the top of the hour for one item, is offered to me and I grab it without checking because I’m already there and it’s one item.
Check it at 8:03. Apple AirPods. Name is “customer+t”. New customer. Want to drop but I’m super nervous either way. Potential scammer but also potential Shipt warning for dropping within the hour. Decide to risk it. Item checks out. Delivery window 9-10 (early accepted). Let the customer know I’m shopping for them but decide not to give my usual ETA message. Deliver my first order and drive to new order.
8:20 I get a message from them asking if I’ve delivered yet. I said no, I found their item and they can see that in the app and I would communicate when I had delivered the item. Take photos of item, receipt, tied bag with item. Drive up to no lights at all in the house, place in mailbox, take photos of that, of address, etc. Drive the next block up, turn off my car, duck down, text them their item has been delivered. Take a photo from my new vantage point with item in mailbox. Start car, drive around block, take photo of item now missing from mailbox.
Customer says nothing. I return to store and am offered a bundle… same customer ordering a laptop. Contact customer service, let them know what happened, they’re delightfully ignorant as always. They end up dropping my order altogether and say “sure” when I ask them to look into customer. Second order is re-offered and I don’t see scammy pants show up again.
Dying to know what happened and so far haven’t received any emails from Shipt claiming that my order wasn’t dropped off or anything strange. The stress was not worth the $12 but I delivered the order and covered my ass!
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2023.03.31 06:53 nikond750 Can't figure out residency for tax filing
College student (<23yo) filing taxes alone for the first time. Can someone help me figure out my residency?
1) From State A, both parents still live here, childhood home is here. Was home for 1+ month over the summer and worked at a local business. Potential extra consideration: at this point, strongly hoping to return to this state for graduate school and get in-state tuition.
2) Worked/lived in State B for 7 months of the year, no prior or ongoing connections
3) Attend college and work in State C, where I am registered to vote, have a car registered, and have a driver's license.
So, to summarize, I worked in three states, have many things rooting me to State C, but am technically from State A and would be motivated to maintain residency there.
How would I figure out how to file state taxes?
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2023.03.31 06:51 MommyHonkerDonkers My Copilot Is A Neckbeard #39
Hey there ReddX gang, it looks like I finally got a little bit of time to write, so let's not delay any longer and get into another story about Chris.
Who is Chris? Chris is a very fat and sweaty man, surrounded by an imepenetrable aura of poopycum stinkystank. He is an opprobrious pooptroll of a human being, content to dwell in his own personal dark triad of meth, anime, and lot lizards. Chris and I both used to work for a trucking company - a major one - and we would take turns driving our big rigs down the road. Things would usually be okay when Chris was driving, usually being the operative word, but whenever his shift would come to an end and I would have to take the wheel, or worse yet, whenever we would pull over for the evening, then Chris would find himself free to do Chris things. You know the things. Then, despite all my valiant efforts to make him behave, mind his manners, and act like a normal human being, it would be in vain. Fortunately, I no longer have to ride with Chris.
Chris and I had returned to California after our last haul, and I couldn't depart from that yard hastily enough. All I wanted as to be back at home and see my wife and my kids, and so I ran away from that truck to the muffled sounds of Chris yelling "you better not bring back any diseases with you". I jumped in my little car and drove off towards the house. I got home, and things were mostly serene and sane. Now my wife had been keeping an eye on the news, of course, as everyone was in those days, and she had almost latched on to the paranoia a bit herself. She asked me if I thought we should run to the store and stockpile up. I, having lived in California all my life, and remembering the horrors of the '94 Northridge quake quite vividly, had always made it a point to keep some disaster provisions on hand. I replied that we already kept a well-stocked pantry that would last us at least a couple weeks if anything really went belly up, following through with a "but I honestly don't think it will." I had seen enough end-of-the-world scares about the holocough 2come and go and life just kept on trucking in spite of it all. Swine flu, ebola, hell, even AIDS back in the 80s - and life still goes on. And, just as sure as life continued to go on, the big disaster always was a result of the human element reacting to its own fears.
We passed that week back at home. It was kind of refreshing, seeing my kids all day to boot, our county having moved all their curriculum online. It was actually kind of nice. The coof had unintentionally brought us all together a little closer as a family. When it had finally come to its conclusion, and I had to return to the fleet yard, I was kind of sad to walk away from it, but walk away I must, because somebody had to pay the bills. Begrudgingly, I woke up that morning and walked out to my car, loaded on up, and headed back to the yard. I got to the truck early that morning, climbed on in, and took off my mask. The company had started to mandate a mask policy when on company property, but we were allowed to remove them whenever we entered the big rigs, you see, because many of the rigs were on a sort of work-lease program for many of the operators, or were owned outright by the operators. So, as far as everybody was concerned, when walking the fleet yard, masks were required, but upon entering a truck, it wasn't a big deal anymore. Now, I followed the regulations, because, well, I wasn't going to risk getting fired for something so stupid as wearing a mask, but if I didn't have to wear it, well, I wasn't going to. This did not stop some of our more gung ho personnel, however, from trying to extrapolate this policy to every facet of our lives.
Enter Chris, sweating profusely in the spring air, already fatigued from having to haul around his corpulent girth, doubly so now by a restricted flow of oxygen. He came up into the cab gasping. Now, this had been the norm for awhile, ever since he donned his milsurp gas mask, really, but now that the mandates were in and people were starting to switch over to cloth and the initial paranoia had begun to wane, he had made the switch as well. He almost looked normal, as normal as the poopycum man could look anyway, without a leather mask clinging to his face dangling an air filter off of his double chins. What wasn’t normal however, was that his stink was worse than usual, if you could actually believe that. I practically wretched as he came staggering in. It was the usual Chris smell, alright, amplified by one thousand times. Where usually it was at least bearable, today, it had reached a new pinnacle of putrescence that rivaled even the aroma of jenkem. The metallic stank of old tools and armpit sweat combined with smegmal smearage and plastered poop that clung between his swollen cheeks. The sordid smorgasbord of scents drifted into my nostrils and twisted its rotting way down into my lungs. I coughed and wretched and struggled not to throw up as he came staggering in with an almost dismissive “hey honker donkers.”
I stifled back my disgust and stammered out “hey Chris,” rolling down the window as quickly as I could and sticking my head out of it. He shrieked “what the fuck are you doing” in response, and as I practically leaned out of the side of the truck to gasp fresh air, I remarked “airing out the cab.” He said, “no dude, what the fuck are you doing! Don’t you know it’s company policy to wear a mask when you’re on company property?” I said, “yeah, I do, and yes, I did wear one when I came in this morning, but we’re in the truck now, and the policy doesn’t apply to the inside of our rigs, man, so I took it off.” Chris scoffed, “bro, are you insane? COVID doesn’t end at the truck door, dude. And you’ve got the window open? Who knows who’s carrying it out there, huh? And you’re just gonna let it in the cab? Are you trying to get us both killed, man, because sometimes I legitimately think you’re trying to get us both killed. You’re always, ohhh, it’s not a big deal, ohhhh, Chris, you’re taking everything way out of proportion, ohhhh dude, it’s just a bunch of bullshit. I swear, dude, if you compromise my health, we’re gonna have problems. We’re gonna have some big fucking problems, okay?” I was in shock, particularly with the olfactory revelation that Chris smelled like a week-old sun-baked swamp-soaked cadaver at this point. I gagged as I said, “Chris, you’re worried about your health, but… man… there’s no nice way to put this. You smell like death, dude. What the hell is going on, man?” Chris said, “no I don’t dude. Don’t try to change the subject by making shit up.” I dry heaved and replied, “yeah, no, you fucking stink, man. Like, worse than you normally do. What changed, did you roll in a dead animal on your way to work?” His voice lowered and he averted his eyes. Under his breath he said “you wouldn’t understand it even if I told you.” I responded through the tears welling up in my eyes, “try me.”
Chris started up: “Well, you know how there’s this shortage of everything going on right now, right? Well, cleaning supplies are flying off the shelves left and right, so I started rationing my soap and shampoo just to make sure that I have enough to survive the collapse.” I jabbed “wait, you actually shower?” He responded “of course I do, dude. Like, every day. Sometimes even multiple times. We’ve been riding together long enough for you to know that, man. Hell, every time we pass a truck stop, I ask you if we can pull over so I can get one, but you don’t let me do it.” I replied, “jacking off in the shower isn’t the same as taking a shower Chris. You’ve actually got to use soap and water or you’re not actually cleaning yourself at all,” and he shouted back “I’m not jacking off in the shower, okay! I’m a very health conscious person, bro, not like you knew that. COVID is a big deal, okay? I’ve got to look after my health and this is the best way to do it. Look, whatever, it doesn’t matter. Can you put on your fucking mask or what?”
I thought about it. Even with the window down, the stagnant aura of Chris’s poopycum stinkystank had multiplied in the absence of any effort to actually clean himself. I didn’t know what his new bathing regiment looked like, but apparently, it was much more dismal than it was before, and it had only accelerated the rotting of his groin. Fungal aromas danced gently on the breeze, interspersed with human excretions. I remarked, “sure, I’ll wear a mask, dude. But it’s not because I’m worried about your health. I’ll wear a mask because you smell like death.” Chris retorted, “whatever, man. It’s not my fault you can’t handle a real man’s pheromones.” Then, he punched the truck into the gear and we took off down the road, the muffled cries of “nani? Baka!” reminding me that beside me sat a disgusting troglodyte who had decided that not showering was somehow going to be better for his health than partaking in that hygienic ritual the few times a month that he already did.
It was miserable the whole way down the road. Where usually keeping the window open did something for the smell, Chris was just particularly pungent today, and the circulating breeze served only to grab a hold of that fecal and ejaculatory particulate matter that clung to his fatty folds wherein it slowly decayed against his corpulent flesh and instead distribute it freely about the cabin. By the time we pulled over, I was fishing around in my backpack for a second mask to put over my face, because even though that little piece of cloth was surefire protection against covid, it was not enough to protect me from the rancid matter that found its way up my nose and into my olfactory receptors. Two, three, four, I pulled out every single mask that I had from my backpack, and by the time the ride was over, I had donned every single one I had in hopes to stifle the rank, and at first, I think they did, but after awhile, when the odor had perforated the facial covering, it only served to hold it pressed against my face. Eventually, I ripped them off, and shouted, “I just can’t take it anymore!”
Chris looked over at me from behind the wheel and murmured “what’s wrong with you?” I said, “what’s wrong with me is you smell like shit, Chris, and I shouldn’t have to sit there and take this. The next truck stop we see, we’re pulling over and you’re going to take a shower. A real shower, not just a spank-it session in the bathroom. Do you understand me? Or so help me God, you are not getting back in this truck.” Chris retorted, “bro, I told you, I’m rationing my soap!” “Don’t give me that crap,” I said, knowing full well that every truck stop stocked their shower stalls with soap dispensers for those without their own, and I relayed that fact to him with enough venom in my life to even give a spitting cobra pause. Chris replied, “yeah, well… I don’t want to take one.” I said, “Chris, can’t you fucking smell yourself?” He said, “yeah, I can. But I also don’t want to shower too much because it’s the smart thing to do. Check this out. If you’re dirty, your immune system is primed to tackle new threats that are introduced to it, right? So if I tread the perfect line between dirty and clean, my immune system will be nice and strong in case I encounter the coof because your dumb ass dragged it into the cab.”
One more cope in the line of coping that served to prevent me from unduly suffering at the hands of one poopycum man beside me. I couldn’t do anything so long as Chris drove the truck – and his shift wasn’t up for another hour at least. I could make one more hour, right? And after that hour had passed and I found us at a truck stop, come hell or hot water, I was going to throw Chris into a stall and make him bathe.
Well, sure enough, his shift finally came to a close, and he pulled us over at a truck stop in some bum-fuck middle of nowhere spot outside of Las Vegas Nevada, and he got up from where he sat, a moist wet splotch from where the damp fabric of his sweatpants had pressed against the faux-leather seats. As he separated, I could hear what sounded like the back of a sticker being pulled off of the adhesive side, and then he lumbered over the mounded goods in the back that he had failed to unload during our last stop at the yard before we set out anew once again, and maneuvered towards the passenger seat. I didn’t want to get close to him at all, so I exited the truck, walked around the driver’s side, climbed up, and then pulled the keys out of the ignition. Chris replied, “what are you doing?” I said, “shower. Now.”
Chris said, “oh ho ho ho, I know what you’re trying to do. You’re trying to get my immune system nice and weak so that that way I end up getting sick and dying, and then you can just lay claim to my apocalypse horde. Don’t think I don’t know your game, honker donkers. Hell, you’re probably one of them science deniers or something.” I paused. There was no reasoning with Chris. There was never reasoning with Chris. If I were to make Chris do my bidding, I had to play a game of coercion, because coercion is the only language that Chris spoke.
“Chris,” I started up, “do you know where we are?” He scoffed, “of course I know where we are, bro. We’ve been at this truck stop like a hundred times before. We’re outside of Las Vegas on the I-15 going north.” “Good,” I said, slow and measured. “And tell me, Chris… during plague times, what are cities known for?” Chris got pale behind his mask and said, “they’re known for a lot of disease.” I was surprised he was smart enough to put that together, but even something that obvious couldn’t be overlooked by the poopycum man, I guess. I said, “exactly. Now. Here’s what’s going to happen. We are going to sit here, outside of that cesspit called Las Vegas for as long as I want, but you can get us out of here, Chris. All you have to do is go and take a shower.” Chris paled at the thought, stammering “but I still have to wander through the parking lot back to the truck. Any one of these people could be infected, bro! I can’t just go out there. And then you’re gonna make me take a shower, too? My immune system is gonna relax, man, and then I’m gonna get sick! Don’t think I don’t know your game, honker donkers.”
I cooed, soothingly, and said, “Chris… my guy… we’re not leaving until you bathe. But I’ll tell you what I will do for you. You humor me halfway, and I’ll go into the truck stop, get you the shower ticket, and then you can go and, you know, actually clean up. When you’re done, you can send me a text message, and I’ll pull the truck up to the closest pump to the door on the diesel island, and you can come back in with minimal exposure to the outside world. How does that sound, bro? I’ll meet you halfway. But if you don’t meet me halfway, we are going to sit here, at this truck stop, until we both waste away and die from COVID. Do we have an understanding?”
Chris thought about it for a moment, He looked helplessly down at the filth plastered on his clothes and whimpered. Sweat began to roll and perspire down his forehead and soak his armpits. It was fear sweat – the stinkiest kind of sweat – and it re-moistened the degrading filth that had adhered to his body, amplifying its pungency with a heretofore unknown vengeance. He was like a dog that had just rolled in shit and was now afraid of bath time at the behest of its owner. Of course, like that dog, he would yield. He said, “fine, bro. If that’s how it’s gonna be, we’ll do that, but I swear to god, dude, if I get sick because of this, it’s gonna be your ass that gets it. You hear me?” I replied, “Chris, bro. You’re not gonna get sick. Now, look. I’ll be right back.” I closed the door on him, sealing him in that stinky sarcophagus and walked off towards the door to the travel plaza. The door chime rang overhead as I came inside, fumbling to place a mask on my face, and the clerk mumbled “welcome” and I sauntered up to the desk. I redeemed a few points for a shower ticket and then headed back towards the truck. Chris was still in there, of course, and instead of just sitting in the seat like a good boy and waiting for me to return, he was now pacing the cab with nervous energy, working up even more of that fragrant sweat to assail my senses. I threw open the door and held the shower ticked up in my hands. Slowly, he came clambering down, clutching some (albeit less) filthy clothes of his own against his greasy chest, and begrudgingly went to take the shower ticked from my hands.
As he grasped at it, I pulled back, and his hand closed on empty air. With a stern voice, I said, “a real shower. No jacking off.” He shouted loudly in the middle of the lot, “oh my god, honker donkers, I don’t jack off in there!” A couple of nearby truckers looked over at us with a bemused expression on their faces. I said, “sure, Chris, of course you don’t,” and then handed him the shower ticket. He lumbered off towards the travel plaza to embrace the queen of clean, Hygeia herself. I sat there at the side of the truck, wondering what the Hell I was going to do. I had no desire to climb back in there of course, with the air inside thoroughly saturated with the aura of poopycum stinkystank. Instead, I left the driver door open, walked over to the passenger side, threw it open as well, and let the refreshing afternoon breeze drift through it, purging as much of that coomlord’s unwashed filth as possible before I even dared to climb back in.
Now Chris had been gone for quite some time, of course. Long enough for him to have actually taken a real shower, believe it or not, and I was almost startled when after an hour or so an alert came up on my phone with a message from Chris. It said, “hey bro, I’m done in the shower.” I hopped up into the driver’s seat, closed the doors, rolled down the windows, and pulled into the queue for the diesel island. When the truck in front of my finally moved, as promised, I pulled up to the nearest pump and shot Chris back a message saying, “alright, come on out.” The door to the truck stop swung wide and out came the poopycum man. He wandered up to the truck, threw the door open, and climbed on in.
I retched. He smelled even worse than before. Motherfucker had gone in there and jacked off and didn’t even bathe. Without a word, I pulled up to an empty truck parking stall, and held good to my threat.
Eventually, Chris did succumb. But it took almost 3 hours before he finally went in there and washed off his filth. Then, when all was said and done, we got back on the road, and I no longer had to imbibe the fetid odor of an unwashed poopycum man. He never did try to pull that “soap rationing” bit on me again, either, because I made it adamantly clear to him that if he so much as dared to walk into that truck smelling like he did that morning again, he would rapidly find himself kicked out, on food, trudging through the mean, coof-laden streets of Las Vegas without anybody else to rely on except himself.
And that will conclude todays tale I think. I can hear the real world a calling my name, and I’ve gotta go and get back to it. But don’t you folks worry, because I will be back in the not too distant future with another tale about our favorite coomgolem, Chris.
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2023.03.31 06:44 Hedgehog_5150 Janissary: The Joy Ride Ch3 part 3
Credit to u/bluefishcake
for writing the original SSB story and building the sandbox for us to play in.
And a big thanks to the authors and their stories that inspired to get off my ass and put fingers to keyboard. RandomTinkerer (City Slickers and Hayseeds), Punnynfunny (Denied Operations), CompassWithHat (Top Lasgun), Rhion-618 (Just One Drop), UncleCieling(Going Native), RobotStatic (Far Away), Kazevenikov (The Cryptid Chronicle).
Super thank to SmolDs1337(Convenient Narrative) he was a massive help in editing this chapter and Grey_bit how has been a big help as well.
as always comments, complaints and suggestion are welcome.
When Lorian left Robert, she was in a foul mood. This bunch of clam digging flotsam needed to be investigated for criminal negligence and abuse. If things did not change before she left, she would be contacting naval criminal investigations. She could not go to the interior due to the classified nature of the evaluation for being declared a strategic asset. She asked the guard to take her to the facility commanders office.
When she entered the facility commander there were three naval officers waiting for her, the only one she had met to this point was Lt Cmdr Ashix, the security officer that had cleared her and her team for entry into the facility, she was seated to her left as she entered. To her right appeared to be an Edixi Lieutenant Commander also from naval intelligence with medical insignia and the woman behind the desk was and was a full commander from engineering.
Taking the last seat, the guard closed the door and remained outside “before we get started, I would like to know why I should not be in contact with NCI to investigate the abuse my client has endured at your hands” The stunned looks told her they were not prepared for that.
Commander Vashini was many things, but a boy bashing child abuser was not one of them. This sand clamed piece of turox shit dared to claim that she was … she did not complete the thought she pushed her temper down growling, “Explain yourself.”
Smiling predatorily, “Certainly, a fifteen-year-old human child kept in chains and in solitary confinement for three days. Also, there was no food or water at that time. Other than a few pieces of food he took from your lunch your lunch” pointing at the woman with the medical insignia, “and no basic hygiene since he was taken into custody. Now if you do not believe me, ask the guard outside if she is allowed to remove my client’s chains.”
“I am Dr Arandis Norroe and if that is the case then why did he not speak up?” Arandis realized just how moronic her statement was out of her mouth closing her eyes, ”He does not vocalize and none of the guards knows hand speak.”
Lorian continued, “add in the Fact that that a large number of young males from this world disappear all the time and believe he is next on the tragic list. The only reason I would not get the interior involved is because if I did, the odds of him ever going home drops below fifty-fifty.”
The woman to Lorians right, Lt Cmdr Ashi, spoke next.” I had heard stories that it was happening, but I thought it was an exaggeration, you know, just stories. Is it really that bad?”
Looking at Lt Cmdr Ashi, ”In the almost five years since the imperium liberated this world there has been a loss of almost six hundred million people and those are the planetary governesses own numbers and if you ask an human that would give you and honest number it would be closer to a eight hundred million. With either number I would start calling it a genocide or a mass enslavement. When I first arrived, I came to get a man and make a ton of credits. I naively used to believe that we in the Imperium were the righteous and virtuous ones, not anymore. The interior and the nobility are all out of control of this world. Now there are some who are doing the Empress's good work, but there are not enough of them.”
Zirlyn turned to Cmdr Vashini “This changes things, we are going to need to protect him from not just external but internal threats. I will take care of the boy, Robert and make sure safe and not abused and has everything he needs. I will make sure he has access to communicate with family and other involved persons. Once my background investigation is complete.”
Cmdr Vashini was reeling, she was complicit in boy bashing, almost. She had fucked up now she had to fix it. “Advocate, LtCmdr Ashix will see to all of the issues you have raised” Raising her voice “Guard Please get in here.”
The guard replied as she entered, ”Yes Ma’am”
“Please get our guest fully kitted out with the exception of weapons, armor, and electronic devices he will not need for now. And return any personal items again with exceptions identified. All personnel that need to interact with our guest will be equipped with a translation program for terrain hand speak. Once kitted out you and two others will escort our guest to an area where he may take care of his personal hygiene needs without intrusion. Per naval protocol our guest will not be restrained unless he is being interviewed by a technical person. That means leave the restraints in the interview room. Dismissed.”
When the guard acknowledged her orders and left, Cmdr Vashini “That should improve his treatment. The restraints are required, unless overridden by a flag officer. Advocate is there anything I can do right now to correct his mistreatment.”
“That should be sufficient for now. When this meeting is over I will check in with my client and see if he needs anything else and coordinate with LtCmdr Ashix ”, Lorian replied, relieved that there was no fight or recrimination, just fix the problems and more on.
Cmdr Vashini turns to Dr Norroe, “Doctor you're up.”
Dr Norroe sat up and began her presentation, ”I start with a complete review of his medical and educational records which are interesting to say the least. I was able to verify four items identified by a human psychologist from before the liberation, any one of these if he were not human, he would have been institutionalized with the expectation of a pending psychotic break and becoming a danger to himself and others. In curd terms he is a defective and was labeled as so when his mother moved him to Prescott. Fortunately for us his mother chose to parental educate.”
Lorian broke in “Don’t you mean fortunately for him not us?”
Bemused by the interruption” Yes you are correct. Where was I,” looking back to her notes “parental education option. To say I am impressed with her success is an understatement. He completed the imperium basic primary education curriculum in less than three terrain years with exceptional marks in every subject except language related courses. This shows his raw intelligence is very high and my cognitive test confirms he is at least a one in a hundred thousand intellect.”
Dr Norroe paused to let the good part sink in,” Now the four items I mentioned earlier Dyslexia, digraphia, low latent inhibition, and manic depression. We have different names for them, dyslexia is called ‘non-linear developmental psychosis’, digraphia is called ‘limited developmental cognitive articulation’ these a both defined by humans as learning disabilities and the humans have been aware if this for some though most of the time it is miss diagnosed. When correctly identified there are several strategies to work around and adapt the educational environment for this. For low latent inhibition or hyper process stimulation, this is so rare for us there is almost no research on the subject, except to indicate that it is a death sentence by the age of ten and mostly affects boys.
Cmdr Vashini broke in, “Are you telling me that humans deal with this all of the time.”
Dr Norroe had to laugh,” Hardly, with the learning disabilities they do not just deal they have used it a s a species to drive their technological advancement without dyslexia I do not think the human would have gone from the first powered flight to their lunar landing in one human lifetime, research in the subject showed that half of the engineers involved had the condition. The condition affects about fifteen to twenty percent of the population, so I believe there was an evolutionary advantage. About the same number of humans are left-handed, for the Shil’vita left handedness is about three percent.”
Lorian remembered something Robert had said: it is a blessing and a curse.
“With humans there is a very diverse spectrum of these learning disabilities.” Dr Norroe continued. “ In His case the manic depression is directly tied to his limited ability to articulate what he is thinking. This may be why he produced so many abstract art pieces, he is expressing an idea the only way he can.
Back to the testing I did with Robert showed not only is he very intelligent, but he is very creative as well and like all the others who have dyslexia, he just thinks differently.”
Dr Norroe paused waiting for any questions and pulled up an example, “Here we have two images one titled rain drops on glass next to one titled gravity lensing optical distortion. The first one would be considered art the other science. This is an example in true non-linear thinking, it is clear that the first triggered the second.”
Cmdr Vashini rubbed her forehead.” I do not understand how somebody could go from rain drops on a piece of glass to an understanding of gravitational lensing. There is no logical way to connect the two.”
Lt Cmdr Ashix countered “No, it is a form of pattern recognition. I am trained to see things that do not belong, and that took years, he connects things instinctively. I bet if he did speak, he would be finishing your sentences for you, and be correct better than half of the time.”
Cmdr Vashini,” Now that we have taken Dr Norroe up a side stream, the idea of pattern recognition begs the question if that thing out in the hanger is a piece of a pattern, if it is, then is it the start or the end. If this is the end of the pattern, the kid will be rich off all the things that come out of it. We have figured out about ten percent of what he created but no real idea why. From that ten percent the team has identified six or seven applications for just the navy.”
Lorian had to smile at the commander’s admission. Six or seven new applications in just a few days, this was very good news. “I will need that information in basic concept form, no technical data. It is legally his, is it not?”
Advocates, Cmdr Vashini though bemused, always looking for a quick credit,” Yes, it is all his if we ever figure out what it is. Now if we are done with this subject Doctor please continue.”
Garquile was as close to his happy place as the situation would allow. His ankle monitor chaffed as he tried to move around the kitchen. Two things in his life brought him great pleasure. Cooking and barrel racing. Cooking was a creative passion, a chance to tune out the world and concentrate on the creation of a flavor and texture, a single note of a song that would make up a meal. He had prepped all of the fruits, vegetables and was now working on the main dish, two large Copi, fresh from the upper Mississippi River. Deboning and deveining was the tedious and delicate part. If you rushed, you could leave the meat unpresentable. Finishing his cleanup of the filets, he surveyed his handy work, perfect
Three perfect filets for the adults doing their important adulting stuff, even with all four advocated here. The kids, himself included, would have the other filets with the gill meat and the trimming from the other filets that were too thin to be cooked the way he wanted. The Copi was covered in a mango lime jerk chutney to give the fish a delicate crusted glaze, when cooked in an outdoor brick oven. Waiting for the Copi, would be individual bowls of pad thai, served with a reduced coconut milk jerk spice reduction.
The kids, himself and his siblings would get fish tacos. Fish tacos were not something he made very often for dinner, it was finger food, it was not appropriate for the evening family meal in the dining room, but they were not having a real family meal tonight, so guilty finger food was on the menu.
Tonight’s meal would have been fun if not for the fact that he and Tommy were both wearing ankle monitors and Robert was locked in a cage and was being treated like an animal, from what he had overheard. Afterwards, the adults sealed off the dining room so they could talk in private. The family dining room was the only place in the house that could double up as a conference room.
Tommy had been pretty freaked out over the three days they had been detained. Tommy had explained it to him the day after they got back. Humans until very recently were not citizens of the Imperium and had no legal status for due process, so if he did anything the powers that be could just ship him off to the marines. It was a favorite tactic of the interior to deal with the troublemakers. Now he was a muted version of himself. Tommy always seemed to want to protect Robert, mainly from family shit with his grandfather.
He had met both Robert and Tommy about a month after they had moved to Earth in a Kung fu class. One of his mother’s security detail had started training long before he and his family arrived and suggested it as a way to integrate into the local community in a controlled environment. His sisters loved it from the start, mainly to interact with boys. It was not until he shifted into the Tia chi that he began to enjoy the Kung Fu. The only thing he still dreaded was sparing, the human boys would take the opportunity to hit him a little harder just to piss off his sisters. He remembered that early on Robert never attacked when he spared only using counter strikes.
He remembered his father telling him that every young woman should defend their family and every young man should have the poise and confidence to allow them to do it. Having confidence in your wife’s ability to defend you showed in how you presented yourself, you would never cower because you would never have to. Public displays of confidence in your wives are one of the most powerful displays of love and devotion the world can ever be shown. At least according to his father, he had eleven wives in his forty-six years and his youngest wife, Lalania, was almost twenty.
The timer on the oven pulled Garquile out of his thoughts the Copi was done and needed to be plated. Presentation was important, mother had an image to maintain, he could not and would not serve anything that was just thrown onto a plate. He and three of his sisters would serve the adults restaurant style since this was working dinner. Tommy would be serving the wine, he had the advantage working as a server in the local casino’s restaurant. Servers worked with the waiters to refresh the drinks and bring out the food for the waiters to present to customers. The server position was just a dodge to get around the law requiring waiters to be eighteen human years old to serve alcohol.
Garquile’s mother only tolerated having a large household staff to serve official functions. She had been very forceful when she had become governess. So that her children would not become lazy bottom feeders, all of the children had chores. Garquile had traded his sister Valenlina, laundry for cooking. She hated both chores, but laundry took less time than cooking the family meal four nights a week.
Garquile had chosen a pair of white wines from the Sonoita region, a Albarino and a Verdejo. Tommy had suggested these because they were very popular with fish at the restaurants. The guests would get to choose, and the family would get the leftovers. Garquile had Valenlina call their father and tell him that dinner was on its way. When they arrived with the food the table was not cleared but all the papers and data slate had been moved to the side of their owners. Garquile sighed. So much for his proper presentation, they were too engrossed to really care, but the show must go on. As his sisters presented the meal to their guests and family, Garquile described the meal, detailing each aspect. Tommy picked up with a well-practiced description of the wines when Garquile finished.
With the meal served, the children retreated to the outdoor patio. Garquile and Tommy brought out the tacos and chips and set them up near the fire pit. Valenlina came out last carrying the blender and margarita mix, the only thing missing was alcohol. Garquile intended to fix that at least.
Tommy had been looking out for Robert ever since they had met, not that Robert needed protection. Tommy acted like a filter, keeping the B.S. to a minimum and keeping him engaged with the people around him. When Tommy had asked him and Valenlina to help with the car,both of them had been excited. For Valenlina, a classic human car was a maybe someday
dream, but time with Tommy was time with Tommy. Tommy explained that Robert had really started engaging with people when they started the car. It was something he could talk about that others could understand…. right up until the motor that had taken the six months of hard-core scrapping to buy. When the motor had turned out to be a worthless boat anchor, Robert had reverted to being disengaged. Lost in his data slate shell as he had been before, Garquile still did not know what had gotten Robert to re-engage so to speak.
As everyone was chowing down on the tacos, Garquile got the mixer going on the drinks. Valenlina started giving Tommy a back rub in to hope he would relax for a little while when she asked, “So Tommy, I never asked, whose idea was it to make the car fly?”
Sighing in pleasure Tommy replied, ”You keep that up I will tell you all of my secrets and maybe a few lies to make you believe in Santa Claus.”
Garquile brought over a tray of drinks, ”Mother would be aghast if she saw you handling a boy like that, and what do you mean Santa Claus isn’t real? You have destroyed my innocence!” He chimed in mockingly.
Tommy grabbed the drink when offered, Garquile made sure it was the one that was spiked. Tommy noticed the special ingredient, “Trying to help your sister loosen my resolve to her charms I see”.
Garquile feigned ignorance about the fact Tommy and his sister had been having sex for over a year now. Valenlina had told him, as soon as it happened, because she had to tell somebody, and he could keep a secret. There was a problem with the secret as it was not a secret. All of the parents knew and let Tommy and Valenlina believe they were being discreet. Valenlina had explained to him that Tommy was amazing, but he was also safe, and he felt the same way. They were not using each other, just enjoying what they had. Knowing it would be over in less than a year, when she would travel to Shil for University. “Please, my sister has no charm, as well as limited manners, but if you are going to spill your secrets…. I am listening.”
Valenlina worked her hands from the top of Tommy’s shoulders to just below his shoulder blades, ”As I am putty in Valenlina hands, I will tell you it was all Bobby’s idea. The reason he withdrew was he was afraid Granddad would get pissed about wanting to do a Shil’vita based retro mod on a sixty-nine Charger.”
Garquile finally getting his own drink “I would have watched Granddads reaction. I bet he blew a gaskit?.. I think that was the right way to say that.”
“It was, but not the way you would think. His first reaction was to snarf the beer he was drinking right his nose laughing. The guy he got the car from, Martinez, had a couple requests, ‘make it cool, fast and no shit purple shil metal on it’.
ates the purple metal because it is a pain to shape by hand.” Pausing for another sip of his drink. “It took my Granddad a good five minutes to stop coughing while Robert was sitting there waiting for him to lay down the hammer on him, but then granddad said something neither of us were expecting.‘show what you have.’
Robert just sat there stunned then like a dam breaking. Bobby asked are you sure
and my granddad just said show me what you have
Getting up to sit next to him, Valenlinaleaned over to wrap her arms around him. “It took Bobby about three hours to explain what needed to be done to make the car fly, with a top speed that he guessed was around two hundred and fifty miles an hour. When Bobby dropped that
little tidbit about going faster granddad asked how much faster. Bobby only said that if he didn't deal with the heat, the car would melt. My granddad couldn'tthink how fast that would be and just told Boddy "let's just make it fly first then go for speed records
Garquile then asked, “So how long did it take to design all of this, to me it seemed that it was all in his head?”
Tommy rolled head back and laughed “To be honest, I have no idea, he could have been thinking about it since we started. He is like a dog playing fetch and then suddenly he sees a squirrel and off to the races, then ten minutes later he comes back with a rabbit and toy boat.”
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2023.03.31 06:43 Hedgehog_5150 Janissary: The Joy Ride Ch3 part 2
Credit to u/bluefishcake
for writing the original SSB story and building the sandbox for us to play in.
And a big thanks to the authors and their stories that inspired to get off my ass and put fingers to keyboard. RandomTinkerer (City Slickers and Hayseeds), Punnynfunny (Denied Operations), CompassWithHat (Top Lasgun), Rhion-618 (Just One Drop), UncleCieling(Going Native), RobotStatic (Far Away), Kazevenikov (The Cryptid Chronicle).
Super thank to SmolDs1337(Convenient Narrative) he was a massive help in editing this chapter and Grey_bit how has been a big help as well.
as always comments, complaints and suggestion are welcome.
Advocate Listian drove through the remains of a Terran military base that had taken several orbital strikes. They had left the runways intact to be used by the liberation
forces. The irony was that most of the human casualties here were families of the military personnel. The combat forces had been deployed throughout the city using the freeway system as improvised runways and underpasses as fuel and ordnance depots. It had been an effective strategy, the marine landing force had been made to bleed, but the heart of the city they were trying to defend, had been leveled in the fighting. She now hoped that her
strategy would prove more successful in the long term.
It had taken her three days to get clearance and see her client. She reached the check point where she parked her ground vehicle, after presenting her credentials, she and all of her belongings were thoroughly inspected. They had been very direct about what she could and could not bring inside the perimeter. She waited about ten minutes before another vehicle arrived and picked her up to take her to the hangar facility. Her driver did not speak save for basic pleasantries. The hangar was a standard prefabricated military structure that had been built right after the liberation; it was
complete with a barracks that could house over two hundred. The only thing out of place was a pair of human commercial food trucks with “Poncho Panda’s Mobile Kitchen
” complete with a stylized panda mascot, wearing a weird hat and holding a plate of food.
The ground vehicle was met by a naval security guard “Ma’am, I will be your escort for the day, if you follow me, I will see you to your client.”
"Thank you.” Replied Lorian as she fell beside the guard. She was led to a secure interrogation room. Her client, Robert sat chained to a table in an oversized chair, while looking straight ahead, hands flat on the table.
Placing her data slate on the table and taking a seat, Lorain spoke. “Guard, I would like those restraints removed.”
“Sorry ma’am I do not have authorization to do that.” the guard said before turning to leave.
Looking up from the table “Then if you would be so kind as to go get authorization.” Lorian said forcefully.
Leaving, the guard responded. “I will forward your request up the chain of commands, is that all?”
“Yes, thank you.”
Taking a deep breath and clearing her thoughts, she began. ” Robert my name is Lorian Listian and I am here to represent you, I am your advocate. Do you understand what that means?”
Robert had lived the last three days in either a cage or chained to a table, only fed once in that time & only because Dr Norroe decided to share some of her lunch with him. She had told him she would make sure that somebody would take care of him. Just another lie.
It didn't matter. They were just going to disappear him anyway. Today they had brought him to the interrogation room later than normal, they usually brought him out of his cage as soon as the work crews got busy in the morning. He was close enough to the hanger to pick up some of the more heated conversations.
Robert mused that these people couldn't understand the math and related technical drawing of how the AG fields were set up and their basic interactions with each other, then 'How in God's name did they even get to space before us?'
Today’s shouting match was about the AG field control law database and why it was interfaced with a child’s toy. The answer was simple, the analog circuits acted as a poor man’s adaptive field strength controller that allowed the system to adjust the strength, position and shape of the AG field. The analog circuit was cheaper and faster than hacking and rebuilding the existing software. Most of the AG units were dodgy at best, so not cracking the software seemed like the best idea. Add to that, they used three different manufacturers. It was an easy decision. The control law database was simple to modify, the instructions were in the maintenance manuals and were not considered classified material. The database tools were available to the maintenance crew. All you needed was a part number and service tag and the vendor sent it to you.
Robert's attempts to listen to the work crews were interrupted when the door to the interrogation room opened and the female Shil’vita he had met at the other facility entered, followed by one of the guards. Her name was Lorian Listian and she has said that she was his advocate based on their limited conversation last time, she was a lawyer.
He just watched as she entered and took a seat. She engaged with the guard about getting the restraints removed. The exchange got a little terse when the guard said no. Robert wanted to smile and say, ‘good luck with that’. These people were so rigid in their thinking they wouldn't ask how high when told to jump.
She too took a moment and took a deep breath before looking at him. ”Robert my name is advocate Lorian Listian and I am here to represent you, I am your advocate. Do you understand what that means?”
Use his hand to speak as best he could, “Yes, if I understand the term advocate means you represent me in legal matters?”
Smiling and relaxing a little, she continued. “Good, how have they been treating you? Is everything ok?”
Dropping his head in dejection, Robert could only think if she was completely unobservant. He wanted to call her out on it but antagonizing her would not be helpful. choosing his word carefully, he continued. “Their treatment borders on criminal neglect, but this seems to be closer to the norm of how humans are treated by the Imperium. We are a little spoiled here with our governess. She does try to reign the shit in.” He spoke the truth about the local governess from the actions he witnessed and heard. “Nothing is ok, unless you think keeping me in chains since I got here three days ago. In that time, I have only eaten once. The only water I get is when I drink out of the sink in the bathroom. The only person I have communicated with is Dr Norroe. But to her, I am some sort of weird oddity, not a person. You can choose to believe me or not, I expected to be disappeared soon enough.”
Lorian sat in stunned disgust looking him over. He was still wearing his original clothes and visible hair growing in on his face, he was not lying. “ Wait right here” pausing “Sorry, poor choice of words. I am going to get you some food and water.”
Robert smiled just a little “Don't worry I will not speak a word of this foe pax to anybody, it would kill your bill rate.”
Standing and scrunching her brow “ouch, I hope you are not mocking me.”
Robert genuinely smiled slightly, “too bad, I mock everyone.”
Lorian pounded in the door and waited for the guard to respond. When the door opened the guard allowed advocate Listian to leave. Through the door Robert heard “Food truck NOW.” As their footsteps retreated hoped maybe she would remember the water.
Lorian exited the room as soon as the door opened, she controlled her anger when addressing the guard with “Food Truck Now” but her tone was harsh and she walked past the guard heading to the hanger where the food truck.
“Yes Ma’am” was the only response.
The food truck was not a truck, but rather a large, enclosed trailer setup as a kitchen. With a service line set out along the side of the trailer, just inside the hanger door. There were two humans working to clear the service line as she approached. “What do you have left? “ speaking to get the attention of the humans. Without looking up from their work the younger male pointed to the far end of the service line “All leftovers are on the end take what you want they're fair game until lunch time in two hours.” Reaching the end of the service line Lorian grabbed a tray. She loaded the tray up with a cup of fruit and something the size of a loft wrapped in foil and four bottles of water. With a tray fully loaded she indicated to the guard to take ger back to the interrogation cell.
Robert watched advocate Listian leave. Hehad gotten used to be alone. It was not that he liked being alone, but it was safe No feeling out of place except, even here all of the little things were becoming distractions. There was no getting stuck,
as he called having so much to say and unable to get it out. At least here he could take the time to continue his thought experiment; trying to figure out if the negative energy state was a result of a negative gravity pulse or did the negative gravity pulse create the negative energy state. Solving this should get him to the point where phase set collapse could be completely mapped out. He was so focused on the problem that he was startled when advocate Listian returned carrying a tray of food and water.
Lorian told the guard thank you, putting the tray down in front of her client, & looking at Robert “You can eat while I talk, ok?”
Robert was not in the mood to be cooperative, but at the sight of the cup of fruit, a breakfast burrito and his growling stomach ended any idea of being stubborn. Robert felt a little ashamed thinking like that, she appeared to be looking out for him. He told her “Thank you” and meant it before tearing into the burrito. On the second bite Robert slowed down to give his stomach a chance. The first bite tasted so good, but it hit his stomach like a lead weight. Completing his second bite Robert put the burrito down and reached for the water.
Lorian waited until Robert had a couple bites of food before beginning. She started with the general state of things, that Thomas and Garquile had been released the same day he had been transferred here. His mom and the rest of the family were fine. The governess had done everything within her power to make sure he was not to be removed from the planet.
As Robert ate, he listened to Advocate Listian describe the situation, everyone seemed to be ok for now. He was worried about his mom, but she had Rufus to keep her from going crazy, he hoped. The part about not being disappeared was good news and he was surprised the Garquile’s mom had gone to the planetary governess for this. Garquile’s mom had always seemed cold and distant or maybe it was pure professionalism for her job that she could never let anybody outside her family see anything but the Governess. He would be adding her to his prayers.
Lorian had completed the explanation of why a corporate structure was needed to protect him and his intellectual property before she noticed that Robert was eating slowly “Why are you eating so slowly? “
Still crewing, “if I eat too fast, I'll get sick…. I would spare you that.” Putting down the remainder of his burrito down” I have a request about MY company.”
Lorian smiled, “So long as it is legal, sure what is it?”
“The parent company should be called ‘Promethean’ . I want to name it after the Greek Titan Prometheus, he defied the Olympian gods and presented mankind with the gift of fire. And for his defiance they chained him to a great boulder and set two giant vultures to devour his liver every day for eternity. “
Mankind was an odd word to hear, a male centric word. Curiosity questioned the name “Do you think you are like Prometheus bringing fire to humans.”
“No, I may be angry and arrogant, but I do not have that much hubris. I would like to believe that I have been given both blessings and curses, so I was given fire and now I must endure what comes. Dr Norroe says I exhibit a non-linear developmental psychosis, Humans call it dyslexia. “
Lorian had never heard of either of the things Robert had mentioned, ”Is this dielesiea
common among humans?”
Shrugging “About fifteen to twenty percent of the population have it to some degree. And there is a big discussion by the Imperium health and educational services about whether it should be fixed in utero. ”
It would be an easy choice for Lorian she thought, she would correct it in utero “I think any mother or father would love to have a cure for this.”
Sadly shaking his head no “I would not, what would I lose to be….normal. I would not be me. We know how to identify it and how to work with it. If you take away the struggle, we would be weaker, not stronger.”
“I had not thought about it that way. Something to think about.” Smiling “Now let's get back to business. They can only keep you for thirty days total, but they must pay you, so the bill rate we have decided on is two thousand credits per hour.”
Robert interrupted “ Plus three thousand credits per hour for cruel and abusive treatment! Give them a reason to play nice.”
Smiling wryly “We were going with one thousand but three works just as well. We hope to get you visitors after shel.”
Robert continued to eat as Lorian finished up and excused herself. Robert savored every bit of his meal. He did not know when or if he would get another. He had limited faith in his advocates, he did not want to get his hopes up. Plan for the worse, hope for the best
As Lorian knocked on the door to leave she turned to Robert and asked “ Is there any insight or hint you would be willing to give me to pass alone?”
Pausing with the last piece of fruit,” If they had asked me on day one I would have been willing to work with them but now… “ pausing to think about what he wanted to give them “the hint is the name of the car.”
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