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The UnMagi: Part III
2023.03.31 08:53 OishikR The UnMagi: Part III
Making reins, Matthias mused, was a silly first lesson. Why, wouldn't it be more engaging to start with something simple, but exciting - like levitating a rock? Or perhaps something useful, like counterfeiting currency by materialising gold out of thin air, or maybe even by attempting to master that first spell he'd cast out of pure instinct. Even as he petulantly clicked his fingers and criticised the UnMage's teaching philosophy in his mind, he knew instinctively that none of those would have really worked. Learning spellery as a cleric or mage was different than... rediscovering it as an UnMage, he remembered. Being thrown into an impossible situation without obvious scaffolding upon which to build a magical solution was very much in keeping with those tenets.
Fortunately Matthias' horse had reacted to being untethered rather cooperatively, picking his way through the poorly paved road of the village behind his packmate, even if he was harrumphing in a manner that would seem disdainful to anyone with more than aa splash of ale between the ears. So while Matthias clicked his fingers, producing nothing more magical than the customary sound, and looked around after every failed attempt with a feeling of increasing foolishness, the peculiar duo trotted away from civilization, along the lakeside and into the forest, headed for parts unknown. Or at least unknown to Matthias.
"You haven't told me where you're taking me." Matthias had largely picked up on the unspoken rule against questions, and his acumen was rewarded with a slight cough.
"Where we are going, student." Matthias realised that this was the first time the UnMage had referred to him as anything except the boy, and it filled him with equal parts appreciation and annoyance.
"I'm not so sure I'm your student, sera. You just kidnapped me-"
"Manumitted."
"What?"
The UnMage turned slightly in his saddle. Whether the curl of his lips was mirth or cruelty was almost impossible to discern.
"I don't know that word."
"Legal term," said the UnMage, rather waspishly. The man paused, seemed to reconsider, and then continued. "Your father does not own the land on which his... adequate... alehouse sits. He, or one of his forebears, submitted themselves to the Lakelord-"
"Viscount Merryn isn't called the Lakelord. He's actually-"
"- or one of his idiot brood, it matters not what they style themselves. In any case, the lord of the realm enjoys the vast majority of the wealth generated by the use of the land, and until you or your descendants redeem yourselves from servitude, you cannot choose any other fate than that of innkeep."
"Wait," said Matthias, frowning, perhaps because he hadn't yet figured out how to make reins, or because the finer points of feudal land ownership escaped him. "I wasn't a slave, was I?"
"Villeins are somewhere between freedmen and slaves. Everyone except your lord will treat you as though you are free, even though you really are not."
"So you bought me?!"
"Manumitted. I paid the fine that accrued to the Lakelord -"
"Viscount Merryn."
"Yes, the stupid scion of the watery stock. I paid the fine for removing a villein from his service. Thankfully, you are weak, and scrawny, and a boy, so it was about as low as it could be." He inclined his head to the side in thought. "Unless you were old and infirm?"
Matthias clicked his fingers impatiently, and a shower of sparks burst from where his fingertips struck his palm. He scarcely noticed it, but his steed whinnied in protest, thoroughly unimpressed.
"What do you care? You spin gold from thin air!"
The UnMage twisted around slowly in his saddle, his aquiline nose standing out against the night sky like a wafer of stark ice. "All spellery comes at a cost, student," he said solemnly. "Mark those words. And when it comes to the price exacted upon you by your magic, the paradoxes are rarely in your favour."
"I haven't seen you pay a cost." Matthias grumbled.
"Then trust that I have. I would show you, but I have need of you, and frightening you into imbecility would be irksome."
Matthias snorted, and crossed his arms, and whatever gravitas he attempted to summon up into his diminutive frame was utterly sabotaged by his wobbling in his overlarge saddle.
The UnMage turned forward once more, pensively riding ahead. His shoulders rose and fell slowly, and he relinquished the reins with one hand to raise his hood - his donning of his cowl coinciding with the threshold of the forest, as tamer copses gave way to profuse, threatening foliage.
"You do not trust me, student, and that is wise - but it is also inconvenient." The man's voice was quiet, almost subdued. "I would consult you on how we might overcome this barrier."
The stilted phrasing almost made Matthias sneeze, but he parsed it with difficulty. "You keep calling me student, or boy. You should use my name." He squirmed in his seat, and clicked his fingers again. No reins. "It's nicer. It feels less harsh."
The hood bobbed as the UnMage inclined his head sharply, once. "Matthias, then." he replied. "At least some of the time."
Matthias didn't even question how the man knew his name, instead forging on "And I need to know your name! I can't keep calling you stranger, or sera, or-"
"Captor, UnMage-"
"And I WON'T," Matthias growled, "call you master. You're not-"
"Nor would I have you call me master," declared the UnMage. "Our kind know no masters than the vagaries of Fate herself. Teacher, perhaps. Mentor, in time?"
"No," insisted Matthias. "A n- Your name. A real name."
The hooded figure sighed, and silence fell for a time, punctuated by the hoofbeats of the horses on the leaf-choked undergrowth, and Matthias' clicking fingers.
"Nelaime." It was offered quietly, like an excuse. "I am known to very, very many by that name."
"It's not your real name."
"It is as real as any other name." An expansive shrug accompanied that statement. "And arguably more familiar to me than the one I was born with, and about as much my own as the one I chose. So yes. Nelaime."
"What does it mean?"
The question went ignored. Instead, Nelaime continued, "I must insist you not refer to me by name without including a proper honorific. I am your elder, after all, and no matter what backwater fen you grew up in, you are now and will forever be in the presence of legendary spellweavers." He turned again, slightly. "And you might one day count yourself among those legends. Until then, sage will suffice."
"Are you?"
More silence.
"I didn't know an UnMage could be a Sage, uh... sage Nelaime."
Nelaime made a frustrated noise. "The mages stole our names and titles wholecloth after the fall! They even changed the pluralisation to better suit their leaden tongues! UnMagi -" he pronounced it oon-mah-jai "- were household knowledge at some point, remember - but now, centuries later, they preen and peacock amid the rubble of our knowledge!"
Matthias was struck by a thought. "I would like to know how you survived since the fall of the UnMagi, sage," he said carefully. "Especially since that was hundreds of years ago."
Nelaime chuckled. "Very, very carefully," he replied. His shoulders stiffened. "It is spellery beyond ken, young student. More so for a whelp who has yet to manifest even a skein of rope, let alone a set of reins!"
Matthias recoiled slightly. The rigid figure ahead of him, ramrod straight on the saddle loomed in the dark almost taller than the treetops. Then that tension dissolved, and Matthias could have sworn he heard tutting.
"Reins are meant to lead an animal," offered Nelaime. "Yet they work to restrain them. A conflict."
"A paradox," mused Matthias. He was rewarded with an affirmative grunt. The boy pondered the idea for a few moments, and ventured a cautious guess. "I can't ask for a part of the paradox to happen. I have to take the good-"
"No such thing, good or bad. Simply useful and useless." He tilted his head again, in though for a beat. "A mage or cleric would cause magic, 'ask' for a thing to occur, and such. On the other hand, magic happens to an UnMage, because-"
"How could it not?" said Matthias - or the part of him that knew without knowing. "The only spellery I can weave is the only thing that can happen."
Through the cloak and flesh and bone of the man in front of him Matthias could somehow sense a nose wrinkle in mild distaste. "Overcomplicated," complained Nelaime, "but not incorrect."
Matthias thought deeply for a second. "But I'm not sure that's really a parado-"
"MAKE A PAIR OF REINS!"
"Yes sage!"
Hoofbeats receded into the forest, picking up speed as the clicking of fingers continued for a short while, followed by an excited yell, a panicked whinny, and a suprising array of modern and ancient expletives strung together like an incantation against indignation. Two moons hung over the cold, mirror-bright lake, their radiance balking before the twisting canopy of the forest, and before the flickering glamour that concealed a single magehunter loping along the treetops, grinning as smugly and sneakily as a caterwaal that had got the cream.
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Fortunately Matthias' horse had reacted to being untethered rather cooperatively, picking his way through the poorly paved road of the village behind his packmate, even if he was harrumphing in a manner that would seem disdainful to anyone with more than aa splash of ale between the ears. So while Matthias clicked his fingers, producing nothing more magical than the customary sound, and looked around after every failed attempt with a feeling of increasing foolishness, the peculiar duo trotted away from civilization, along the lakeside and into the forest, headed for parts unknown. Or at least unknown to Matthias.
"You haven't told me where you're taking me." Matthias had largely picked up on the unspoken rule against questions, and his acumen was rewarded with a slight cough.
"Where we are going, student." Matthias realised that this was the first time the UnMage had referred to him as anything except the boy, and it filled him with equal parts appreciation and annoyance.
"I'm not so sure I'm your student, sera. You just kidnapped me-"
"Manumitted."
"What?"
The UnMage turned slightly in his saddle. Whether the curl of his lips was mirth or cruelty was almost impossible to discern.
"I don't know that word."
"Legal term," said the UnMage, rather waspishly. The man paused, seemed to reconsider, and then continued. "Your father does not own the land on which his... adequate... alehouse sits. He, or one of his forebears, submitted themselves to the Lakelord-"
"Viscount Merryn isn't called the Lakelord. He's actually-"
"- or one of his idiot brood, it matters not what they style themselves. In any case, the lord of the realm enjoys the vast majority of the wealth generated by the use of the land, and until you or your descendants redeem yourselves from servitude, you cannot choose any other fate than that of innkeep."
"Wait," said Matthias, frowning, perhaps because he hadn't yet figured out how to make reins, or because the finer points of feudal land ownership escaped him. "I wasn't a slave, was I?"
"Villeins are somewhere between freedmen and slaves. Everyone except your lord will treat you as though you are free, even though you really are not."
"So you bought me?!"
"Manumitted. I paid the fine that accrued to the Lakelord -"
"Viscount Merryn."
"Yes, the stupid scion of the watery stock. I paid the fine for removing a villein from his service. Thankfully, you are weak, and scrawny, and a boy, so it was about as low as it could be." He inclined his head to the side in thought. "Unless you were old and infirm?"
Matthias clicked his fingers impatiently, and a shower of sparks burst from where his fingertips struck his palm. He scarcely noticed it, but his steed whinnied in protest, thoroughly unimpressed.
"What do you care? You spin gold from thin air!"
The UnMage twisted around slowly in his saddle, his aquiline nose standing out against the night sky like a wafer of stark ice. "All spellery comes at a cost, student," he said solemnly. "Mark those words. And when it comes to the price exacted upon you by your magic, the paradoxes are rarely in your favour."
"I haven't seen you pay a cost." Matthias grumbled.
"Then trust that I have. I would show you, but I have need of you, and frightening you into imbecility would be irksome."
Matthias snorted, and crossed his arms, and whatever gravitas he attempted to summon up into his diminutive frame was utterly sabotaged by his wobbling in his overlarge saddle.
The UnMage turned forward once more, pensively riding ahead. His shoulders rose and fell slowly, and he relinquished the reins with one hand to raise his hood - his donning of his cowl coinciding with the threshold of the forest, as tamer copses gave way to profuse, threatening foliage.
"You do not trust me, student, and that is wise - but it is also inconvenient." The man's voice was quiet, almost subdued. "I would consult you on how we might overcome this barrier."
The stilted phrasing almost made Matthias sneeze, but he parsed it with difficulty. "You keep calling me student, or boy. You should use my name." He squirmed in his seat, and clicked his fingers again. No reins. "It's nicer. It feels less harsh."
The hood bobbed as the UnMage inclined his head sharply, once. "Matthias, then." he replied. "At least some of the time."
Matthias didn't even question how the man knew his name, instead forging on "And I need to know your name! I can't keep calling you stranger, or sera, or-"
"Captor, UnMage-"
"And I WON'T," Matthias growled, "call you master. You're not-"
"Nor would I have you call me master," declared the UnMage. "Our kind know no masters than the vagaries of Fate herself. Teacher, perhaps. Mentor, in time?"
"No," insisted Matthias. "A n- Your name. A real name."
The hooded figure sighed, and silence fell for a time, punctuated by the hoofbeats of the horses on the leaf-choked undergrowth, and Matthias' clicking fingers.
"Nelaime." It was offered quietly, like an excuse. "I am known to very, very many by that name."
"It's not your real name."
"It is as real as any other name." An expansive shrug accompanied that statement. "And arguably more familiar to me than the one I was born with, and about as much my own as the one I chose. So yes. Nelaime."
"What does it mean?"
The question went ignored. Instead, Nelaime continued, "I must insist you not refer to me by name without including a proper honorific. I am your elder, after all, and no matter what backwater fen you grew up in, you are now and will forever be in the presence of legendary spellweavers." He turned again, slightly. "And you might one day count yourself among those legends. Until then, sage will suffice."
"Are you?"
More silence.
"I didn't know an UnMage could be a Sage, uh... sage Nelaime."
Nelaime made a frustrated noise. "The mages stole our names and titles wholecloth after the fall! They even changed the pluralisation to better suit their leaden tongues! UnMagi -" he pronounced it oon-mah-jai "- were household knowledge at some point, remember - but now, centuries later, they preen and peacock amid the rubble of our knowledge!"
Matthias was struck by a thought. "I would like to know how you survived since the fall of the UnMagi, sage," he said carefully. "Especially since that was hundreds of years ago."
Nelaime chuckled. "Very, very carefully," he replied. His shoulders stiffened. "It is spellery beyond ken, young student. More so for a whelp who has yet to manifest even a skein of rope, let alone a set of reins!"
Matthias recoiled slightly. The rigid figure ahead of him, ramrod straight on the saddle loomed in the dark almost taller than the treetops. Then that tension dissolved, and Matthias could have sworn he heard tutting.
"Reins are meant to lead an animal," offered Nelaime. "Yet they work to restrain them. A conflict."
"A paradox," mused Matthias. He was rewarded with an affirmative grunt. The boy pondered the idea for a few moments, and ventured a cautious guess. "I can't ask for a part of the paradox to happen. I have to take the good-"
"No such thing, good or bad. Simply useful and useless." He tilted his head again, in though for a beat. "A mage or cleric would cause magic, 'ask' for a thing to occur, and such. On the other hand, magic happens to an UnMage, because-"
"How could it not?" said Matthias - or the part of him that knew without knowing. "The only spellery I can weave is the only thing that can happen."
Through the cloak and flesh and bone of the man in front of him Matthias could somehow sense a nose wrinkle in mild distaste. "Overcomplicated," complained Nelaime, "but not incorrect."
Matthias thought deeply for a second. "But I'm not sure that's really a parado-"
"MAKE A PAIR OF REINS!"
"Yes sage!"
Hoofbeats receded into the forest, picking up speed as the clicking of fingers continued for a short while, followed by an excited yell, a panicked whinny, and a suprising array of modern and ancient expletives strung together like an incantation against indignation. Two moons hung over the cold, mirror-bright lake, their radiance balking before the twisting canopy of the forest, and before the flickering glamour that concealed a single magehunter loping along the treetops, grinning as smugly and sneakily as a caterwaal that had got the cream.
2023.03.31 08:33 N_a_m_a_n010 15 Things You Should Consider When Buying an Electric Vehicle
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2023.03.31 08:18 crazyaristocrat66 How to get over an untreated trauma from a vehicular accident?
So, I'm already almost 30 and I still do not have a Driver's License. So a bit of background:
I'm from the Philippines.
When I was around 9 or 10 years old, I was a passenger on a motorcycle; which due to some defect on the wheels, slammed into the pavement and dragged me and the driver for a considerable distance. I suffered some serious injuries, but managed to physically recover.
However, I noticed since a few years back that every time a car approaches on the sides of the one I'm riding or makes a haphazard move, I flinch and close my eyes. This is unintentional and automatic on my part.
My family has long pressured me to get a Driver's License, and not for a lack of trying, I always manage to get my Learner's Permit expire. I managed to learn how to operate a car, but it's emotionally and physically taxing for me. I feel drained after.
Now, my question is, do I need to see a specific kind of therapist for this? Is there a specialist psychiatrist who treats PTSD due to accidents? I wanna know, because I see one, but I do not know if he is the right one. And is it still possible to treat this considering it has been almost 20 years.
Thanks.
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I'm from the Philippines.
When I was around 9 or 10 years old, I was a passenger on a motorcycle; which due to some defect on the wheels, slammed into the pavement and dragged me and the driver for a considerable distance. I suffered some serious injuries, but managed to physically recover.
However, I noticed since a few years back that every time a car approaches on the sides of the one I'm riding or makes a haphazard move, I flinch and close my eyes. This is unintentional and automatic on my part.
My family has long pressured me to get a Driver's License, and not for a lack of trying, I always manage to get my Learner's Permit expire. I managed to learn how to operate a car, but it's emotionally and physically taxing for me. I feel drained after.
Now, my question is, do I need to see a specific kind of therapist for this? Is there a specialist psychiatrist who treats PTSD due to accidents? I wanna know, because I see one, but I do not know if he is the right one. And is it still possible to treat this considering it has been almost 20 years.
Thanks.
2023.03.31 07:44 MjolnirPants Jerry and the Apocalypse: Part 61
Part 60
Julie Allard, CEO, Divine Crisis Management Group
Julie straightened up, the lines across her hips from the edge of the desk beginning to itch now that they were free. Bill collapsed back in his chair, opening a desk drawer to produce a box of tissues. He pulled a handful out to clean himself with.
"That was good," Julie purred, her knees shaking as she waited for Bill to finish so she could sit on his lap. Bill crumbled up the tissues and she plopped down. "Mmm, this is good, too," she said, leaning back against him.
"We could stay just like this for a while," Bill suggested.
"I wish," Julie said. "I'm going to start leaking soon... And we need to clean your desk." Bill leaned around her, seeing the mess on his desk. He chuckled. "I have to admit, I like the fact that I never have to worry about you faking it."
Julie snorted, then leaned against him.
"You gave me a funny look earlier," she said. "When the guys from the Army were here."
"Well, in my defense, a naked, beautiful woman stood up from under my desk while I was trying to talk shop with an old buddy of mine."
"Mmmhmm," Julie said. "It didn't have anything to do with the... Details of said naked woman?"
Bill looked at her. He reached forward, wiped a finger through the cooling bodily fluids on the desk and stuck it in his mouth.
"That only proves you're a pervert," Julie said with feigned primness.
"I'll drink it straight from the tap, then," Bill said, seizing her hips and plopping her on the desk. Julie squealed. "Not so soon, you ass!" Bill grinned at her.
"You'll make me giggle like a little girl," Julie tried to pout as she said it, but she couldn't stop grinning back at him.
"That only makes it more appealing," Bill said. Julie crossed her legs. "No! We can do that later. I need to go call in the rest of the guys your friend needed, anyways."
Bill glanced over at the potted plant with a small pile of fabric behind it. "Your clothes are over there," he said.
Julie finally managed to pout. "You're not going to get them for me?"
Bill eyed her legs. "Not as long as you've got that ass, no. I will never pick anything up off the floor for you."
Julie chuckled and stood, walking over to the plant and retrieving her clothes. She quickly dressed and arranged herself so as to minimize the evidence of a desktop tryst.
"How do I look?" she asked, turning for Bill's inspection.
"Harried," he said. "Which tracks with what's been going on. Also amazing, but that's par for the course."
She walked over as he finished buckling his own pants to kiss him. "I'll be back if I can. If not, I'll see you after work."
She turned to leave, but stopped when she heard Bill's voice. "Julie," he said. He sounded concerned. She turned to find him frowning.
"What is it?" His look worried her.
"It's Jerry," he said. "I think you might be too harsh on him."
Julie sighed. She tamped down on the twisting in her guts at his words and reminded herself that she needed to be objective.
"Explain," she said, her voice much colder than she intended.
"Julie," he said. "Haven't you noticed that virtually everyone who knows him has stood up for him? I mean, I know that the stuff Dylan told you sounds bad, and I know that you confirmed it. Hell, I know that him going rogue again looks bad... But there's got to be a reason so many people support him."
"He's nice to everyone he meets," Julie said. She had intended to go on, but she caught herself. She was making excuses. She was about to claim that the most awkward, easily-embarrassed wallflower of a man she'd ever met had simply charmed everyone else. And she damn well knew that wasn't the case. Sure, he could turn on an aura that would make women -and presumably gay men- go wild for him, but she was fairly certain he hadn't done so in years. He was self-conscious about even discussing the last time he had, even though she knew he'd had his memories erased at the time and was acting out of character, thanks to some kind of magical illness.
"I'll think about it, Bill," she said, her voice much softer.
"That's all I'm asking," he said. "And I'll support you, whatever decisions you come to."
She smiled at him. That part, she had no trouble believing.
"I'll see you later," she said.
"L- I mean, later, beautiful," he replied. His face twisted a little, but quickly returned to normal. Julie left, wondering what that look was about.
----
Julie went to the bathroom first. When she was done, she went to her office and sent out the emails to recall the men for the Army. She had just gotten those sent when she sensed a presence and looked up to find a woman sitting in the chair in front of her desk.
"Hello," Julie said, surprised.
"Hi," the woman responded. She wore a nice dress suit, much like Julie's own, except the woman still had her jacket on and buttoned. She had fair features and black hair with a red stripe in it.
"Can I help you?" Julie asked.
"No," the woman said.
They sat there for a moment, Julie edging a finger closer to the alarm rune on the underside of her desk.
"I'm here to help you," the woman said at length. There was something about her voice that seemed familiar, but Julie couldn't place it.
"Okay," Julie responded. "Can you explain how?"
"Yes. Listen to Bill about Jerry," the woman said. She leaned forward and the sense of vague familiarity hit Julie again. She was certain she knew this woman from somewhere.
"What did Bill say about Jerry?" Julie asked, carefully choosing her words to avoid any accidental admissions.
"That you're being too harsh on him," the woman said. She leaned forward some more, putting her elbows on her knees.
"Bill's right. You see, Bill is a very confident man. He's aware that other men might be better in bed, or better fighters, or better at their jobs than him. He doesn't really care. You pushing away Jerry isn't going to make him feel more secure in your relationship. He's not worried about you leaving him to return to the arrangement you had with Jerry and his wife. He knows you well enough to know you wouldn't want that. Being a fifth wheel, I mean."
Julie gasped as the recognition suddenly crystalized. "Jane," she breathed. Jane flashed her a tight smile and a little nod. "more or less," she said cryptically. Julie took that to mean this was an avatar.
"What can you tell me about everything that's happened?" Julie asked.
"Well, General Stanley's fears are justified, so don't hold back aiding him. Some of the gods are dissenting. A few will sit out the upcoming conflict. A few will side with humanity. A few more will side specifically with Jerry. In fact, they already have. Unfortunately, those who've sided with Jerry are probably not going to help us in this fight."
"And why? Why are they turning on us?"
"Because They're afraid of you. You have power now, and Jerry worked out a way to kill a god. They know if he can do it, another human can, as well. Some of the work your wizards are doing is shockingly close to what Jerry did. Most of them have turned against him, though not all. But in doing so, many have turned against humanity as a whole. They don't plan to let you have back the army you've sent to assist them. Most of them think that will be a serious blow to your might. They don't know it's just a small part of one army among many. And when they learn that, well... They're not going to grow any less afraid of you, that's for sure."
"You make out like the gods are a bunch of cowards," Julie said. Jane chuckled and nodded, crossing her arms.
"They are. They're scared of Jerry, scared of Sarisa, scared of you, scared of me and Yarm. Mostly me, but still. They'd be afraid of their own shadow, if they didn't know better. The gods have spent thousands of years being immortal and invincible. Only one god has ever truly died, and that was a massive fluke. They've never been given the chance to develop any courage. They're experiencing a threat for the first time ever, so their reaction is to attack everything until there's nothing left to threaten them."
"Except Yarm," Julie said. Jane nodded. "Except Yarm. And you can guess where he stands."
Yarm would stand with Jerry, no doubt. Julie knew that the two of them were as close as they could be without becoming lovers. "And what about Jerry?" she asked.
"Jerry is doing exactly what he needs to be doing right now. For himself, and for everyone else."
Julie nodded, taking that in. "And you? Where do you sit in this fight?"
Jane shrugged. "I was human until a few years ago. Old loyalties die hard."
Julie leaned back in her chair, relieved.
Jane stood. "I have to go. I have a lot on my plate, lately. There's no certainty, but I want you to know that things are on the right track, so far. As long as Sarisa doesn't have any more tricks up her sleeve, everything's going to work out."
"And if she does?" Julie asked, rising as well.
Jane shrugged again, making a sort of sneer that Julie recognized as a suppressed wince. "Then we'll either adapt or lose."
"And what happens if we lose?"
"The destruction of all the gods and the extinction of humanity. At least in this world."
"So, no pressure," Julie drawled. Jane grinned. "No pressure," she said. She turned to the door and opened it, then paused.
"Oh, one more thing..." She met Julie's eyes.
"Tell Bill that you're in love with him. He's been itching for 'the right time' to tell you, but you know how men are about that kind of stuff."
Julie gaped at the goddess as she left with a wink. A moment later, she returned to her computer and began typing more emails. She had a feeling that pulling out all the stops might be appropriate.
----
Command Sergeant Major Eric Hale, 5th Special Forces Group
"The president will see you now, Sergeant," the marine guard said. Hale stood and walked in. Hale walked into the conference room to find the POTUS and a Navy Admiral shaking hands.
"Thank you, Fred," the President said. The Admiral nodded and walked out as Hale snapped to attention and saluted his Commander in Chief.
"Knock it off," the President told him, pulling out a chair, and then walking around the table to take one opposite. "Take a seat. I've been on my feet all day."
"Thank you, sir," Hale said as he sat down and scooted his chair in.
"I'm told you have a message for me from General Stanley."
Hale nodded. "Yes, sir. I was to give you his message verbatim. It goes as follows: 'Sir, if this shit goes down and we don't throw everything we have at it in one big mass, right off the bat, I do not think we will survive'. End of message."
The President nodded.
"I expected this, you know," he said. "The folks from the DCM -including that guy from the television show and the woman who produces it- were fairly apocalyptic in their description of events."
The President heaved a big sigh. "That was Admiral Strang. He happened to be in the building, so he personally reported to me that the second and third battalion of the Tenth Special Forces just arrived stateside on naval flights. They're preparing to be deployed as we speak."
"Sir, with all due respect, I think we're going to need more than just two more battalions of quiet professionals. We're going to need a complete mobilization. I just came from the DCM, and they promised me a hundred wizards and over four hundred shooters with magic gear. I think we're going to need more, sir. A lot more."
"A total war footing," the President said. "That's what you're talking about. A return to a World-War-Two era economy."
"Sir, I couldn't speak to economic concerns, but I have the upmost faith in the General's judgement."
"You and me both, Sergeant," the President said with a sigh. He sighed again a moment later.
"Okay, Sergeant. My break is over, I need to get moving. You can tell the General I'm doing everything I can. If you want to return to the waiting room, I'll send a Marine to escort you to the helipad and you can take the chopper over to Fort Carson. I'll send instructions for Colonels Macy and Gibbs to follow your lead."
"Thank you, sir," Hale said, standing up. He snapped another salute, but the President stuck out his hand.
"Thank you, Sergeant. You and every single one of the men out there right now, and all of those heading there today and in the future. Your service is an inspiration to all of us. I know you hear empty platitudes from politicians all the time, but I want to personally assure you that I mean it."
"You served yourself, sir," Hale said, shaking the President's hand.
"I did. In Afghanistan. It seems like forever ago."
"Then thank you, Mister President," Hale said. The President laughed.
"Yeah, thank me, too. Go on. I'm a busy man, Sergeant."
Hale hurried out, back to the waiting room. He had barely sat down before a Marine Gunnery Sergeant walked into the room. "Sergeant Hale?" he asked.
Hale stood. "This way, si- Sergeant," the Marine said.
"Do I have to say it, Gunny?" Hale asked.
"Nope," the Marine responded. "I'm kicking myself already."
----
President James Carter
James' staff met him as he left the conference room. "Okay," he asked Marcy, to his left. "Who's next?"
"Director Stillman, sir," she said. James sighed with relief. "Good. Hopefully he's got some good news for us."
He followed Marcy through the halls, to one of the secured meeting rooms. Inside, he found Frank Stillman, Director of Central Intelligence.
"Frank, please tell me you've got good news," James said as he shook his old friend's hand.
"Well, that depends on what you need the news for. Word is that we're going to war. Like World War Three. Is that true?"
"Jesus, you guys work fast," James breathed. "I literally just came from hearing about it."
"Ways and means, sir," Frank said. James chuckled ruefully.
"So yeah, I wanted to know about project Hoplite."
"Hoplite is ahead of schedule. We can field the first cadre, already. The second will be ready in a month."
"Good. What about project, uh..." James snapped his fingers. "Project Merlos, sir?"
"Yes, I could never remember that name. We should have just called it 'Merlin'. Or maybe 'Gandalf'."
"We almost called it Project Dresden, sir, but we've had one of those already."
"I don't even want to know. So how far along is Merlos?"
"We have four cadres ready right now. That's about three hundred and sixty men."
"That'll be a big help. How fast can they get organized?"
"They're prepping now, sir. They'll be ready to go within the hour. I had planned to have them travel ahead."
"Good, good. And you know I have to ask about the last one."
Frank's face split into a grin. "Project Tarragon, sir."
"That's the one."
Frank's grin grew wider. "Six," he said. James' jaw dropped. "Six?!"
"Yes, sir. Ready to go right this instant."
"Shit, the NRF riders must be fast learners."
"There's a sort of bonding that happens. By training the riders first, we can have another two ready two months from the next hatch."
"You look pretty pleased with yourself," James noted. Frank winked. "I am, sir. These projects have been my baby for the past few years. Having them come to fruition right as they're needed, well... I'm eager to see them in action."
"Don't be too eager. I'm told that if we don't win this one, we go extinct."
"Extinction has shades of gray, sir. If things get too bad, well, we've got a plan for that, too."
"Oh?" James quirked an eyebrow at him. "Do tell."
"Well, sir. You see, me and Jerry go way back. I was his boss when he worked for the Agency."
"I'm aware," James said. Frank smiled.
"Well, he and I got on quite well. So well, in fact, that neither of us wanted to end our professional relationship when he left for the private sector. As a result, we've been in touch about important matters. The last thing he contacted me about was a sort of extra dimensional bunker, set up by the gods to preserve humanity in the event of some extinction-level event. Except the gods don't really seem to know about it. Well, except one, and I've been given assurances that she's sympathetic to our cause."
"Well, that does sound useful."
Frank's smile turned into a grin that split his face from ear to ear. "We've also taken the liberty of adding some extra defenses, sir. If we can hold out for two more months, in addition to the two new Tarragon pairs, I can provide you with a bunker from which any continuing war effort can be directed in perfect safety."
"Well, shit, don't let me keep you, then. Have your project's soldiers travel to the other side as quickly as possible, and report their capabilities and needs to General Stanley."
"Right away, sir."
Frank walked out without another word. A very efficient man, that one, James thought. He stepped outside to find Marcy and the others waiting.
"Next?" he said with a sigh.
----
Bill Martin, All in All, Having a Pretty Good Day
Bill finished up the rest of his work and shut down his computer. Eric was as set as he could be. Gear for a thousand DCM security agents was being shipped to the Army camp, and hundreds of wizards and security agents (with their own gear, of course) were heading there as well, some already moving, others heading out in the days to come.
He stretched his back and then angled his desk lamp to be sure he'd cleaned up the mess from earlier. As he nodded to himself in satisfaction, he heard the door opening and looked up. Julie was there, her shirt half-unbuttoned and her hair a bit more of a mess than he remembered leaving it in.
"Everything okay?" he asked.
"Yes, just..." She sighed. "It's been a long day."
"I rather enjoyed lunch," Bill said. "Though I'm still hungry, for some reason..." Julie smiled at him.
"You know, there's probably no-one left in the office who might come knocking..." Bill said, suggestively.
"I know," Julie said, indicating her shirt. "But before we get to that, I need you to do something. In a professional capacity, I mean."
Bill's eager grin faded, replaced by his business expression, which some people tended to find intimidating for some reason. He scratched one heavily cauliflowered ear and idly wondered why as he waited for Julie to go on. For her part, she seemed reluctant to say it.
Finally, she worked up the nerve. "I want you to take a team. Six security, six wizards. The best, even if you have to recall them from the other side. I mean, the best we have. Take them and go find Jerry, and assist him with whatever he needs. Here," she reached into the pocket of the jacket slung over one arm and produced a compass.
"What's this?" Bill asked, accepting the compass.
"It will lead you directly to him. He gave it to me once, in case..."
"In case you needed to get laid?" Bill asked, his expression still all business. "I'm sorry, that sounded bitter. I mean, I don't understand why you'd need to find him."
"In case I needed to have him killed," Julie blurted out. "He made it and gave it to me. I think he made a few and gave them to the people he trusted."
"And he trusted you with one," Bill said. Julie winced.
"I'm not jealous," Bill said.
"What?" Julie asked.
"I'm not jealous, I said. I know you two used to have some kind of a thing going, and I know he's probably some kind of inhuman lover. But I can live with the fact that you were his sidepiece for a while."
Julie winced again.
"Sorry," Bill said. "My mouth is bad at translating what's in my head sometimes. I just mean to say that I've never had a problem with you and him working together, or even being friends. I know there wasn't any... Romance there."
"Are you... Is there romance here?" Julie asked him in a quiet voice.
"I sure as shit hope so, or I'm in for a really bad time," Bill said. He wanted to say something else, but it was hard to just jump to that.
Julie giggled.
"What?" Bill asked.
"Nothing, it was just something someone said to me earlier today."
She stepped forward, her body pressed to his and kissed him.
"I love you, Bill Martin," she whispered.
"I lo- Wow. Uh, I wasn't expecting that..." he muttered, his thick neck turning a bright shade of red.
"Sounds like maybe you were," Julie said.
"Motherfucker," Bill swore. "Julie, I've had a crush on you since the moment we met. At my interview. I saw you sitting there and afterwards, when I went home, I couldn't get that image out of my head. And I... I'm... I've been in love with you since that morning at the diner, when that asshat kept running his mouth."
Julie smiled at him. "So you love me?"
"Yeah," Bill said. Something snapped inside his chest and he seized her face in his hands and kissed her deeply. Her lips felt different, warmer, softer than he remembered. The skin of her cheeks under his calloused thumbs was smoother, fuller. The feeling of her body pressed up against his was...
It felt like coming home, he thought.
They kissed for a long moment before Bill drew back. "I uh..." he stammered.
"You need to get your team together," Julie said.
"Yeah," he responded, looking around as if they were here, waiting for him.
He clutched the compass to his chest. "I saw Michelle's report," he said. "From what she said, he's moving across planes."
"Stacey Compton is probably the most talented plane walker we have," Julie said. "And she's been working on the teleporter improvements. She should still be here."
Bill nodded. "I'll grab her. She got a rave review from one of the security teams when she was doing field work. Cool head under pressure. I still need to figure out the rest."
"You can leave in the morning, you know," Julie said. Bill met her gaze, and saw the twinkle there.
"The door's still open," he said.
"I thought you said there wasn't anyone left to disturb us..." Julie said teasingly. Bill grinned. "In that case, the couch in the lobby is bound to be more comfortable than my desk."
Julie took his hand and led him out of the office.
----
Bill woke up and froze, the unfamiliarity of his surroundings speeding up his heart. But only for a second. He recognized Julie's bedroom. His hand brushed her sleeping back as the memories of last night returned. His eyes went to the dresser, where his handgun, wallet, and a small compass were laid out.
They'd had dinner, then come back here and enjoyed their third tryst of the day before falling asleep in each others arms. He remembered the words they'd shared, and tried them out again on her sleeping back.
"I love you," he said. Julie murmured something and pulled the hand he'd placed on her hip down over her belly. He gave her a moment to cuddle, then gently extricated his hand and climbed out of bed. He jumped in the shower and washed quickly. A small pump bottle of brightly colored body wash-slash-shampoo and conditioner, obviously marketed to men, sat unopened to one side, so he cracked that one and used it.
He climbed out and dried himself off, and found Julie still asleep when he emerged. She'd rolled onto her back and lay stretched out on the bed, her hair a chestnut halo around her head, like some kind of angel. He considered snapping a picture, but the blankets were tangled around her knees, and he didn't want to do something that would piss her off, like taking nude photos of her sleeping. But he really wanted to remember this, so he stared for a long moment before getting dressed.
"Mmm, leaving?" Julie murmured as he pulled his boots on.
"Was gonna wake you up, see if you wanted to get breakfast before I go," he said.
"Mmmmmmm," she responded, her eyes still closed. She reached out and seized his forearm gently.
"Mmm, I love you," she said. Bill grinned down at her, barely able to stand how gorgeous and adorable she was.
"I love you, too," he said.
Her eyes snapped open. "I wanna get breakfast," she said.
"Okay, then come on," he replied.
She sat up, rubbing her eyes. "I need a shower," she said.
"Clock's ticking," Bill noted. She swung her legs out of bed, then slumped.
"Fuck the shower, you have to go, soon."
"Yeah," Bill agreed sadly.
"Okay, lemme brush my teeth, at least." She stood and padded into the bathroom, so Bill sat patiently on the bed and waited. She emerged a few minutes later. "Clothes," she said, then turned to the closet as if she'd just remembered that clothes were a thing. She dug out a pair of jeans and a t-shirt and quickly pulled them on.
"I'll wear sandals," she said, grabbing a pair of large-framed sunglasses from her dresser. "Come on."
They went to a diner two blocks away that they'd visited a few times before. Breakfast was ordered, delivered and eaten, coffee was poured, fawned over, and drank quickly. Finally, Julie settled the bill.
"Bill," she said. "When you get there, tell him I'm sorry, okay? I was... Part of it was personal reasons. I kinda wanted to push him away. So you could..."
"So I could get closer?" Bill asked. she nodded.
"I'll tell him."
They stood and walked outside. At Bill's car, he stopped and turned. "Are you sure you don't want a ride home?"
"Yeah, this is a safe neighborhood. And I've still got that handgun in my purse. And it's only two blocks. You need to get moving, as much as I want to draw this out."
Bill nodded. He stroked her hair, then pulled some of it to his face and breathed deeply.
"Yuck," Julie said. "I haven't washed it."
"It smells like you," Bill said. "Best thing I've ever smelled."
"Ahh, that's right. We haven't been out for tacos yet," Julie said. Bill chuckled.
"You don't have any jewelry on," he said, disappointed. Julie cocked her head at him. "Is that a problem?"
"I guess not, I just... I wanted something of you. To bring with me. I'm damn sure I'm riding into a fight."
"Give me your knife," Julie said. Bill's eyebrows rose, but he complied, handing over the razor-sharp Benchmade he kept clipped to his belt. She unfolded it, seized a lock of her hair and chopped it off in a quick motion. Bill gasped.
"Your hair!" he said. Julie handed him the knife back and carefully began to tie the hair into a complex knot.
"I was about to cut it short, anyways. I like to change it up from time to time. Here," she handed him the small ring of braided hair, and he took it. Bill looked at it, then up at Julie.
"I love you," he said again.
Julie beamed at him. "I love you, too. Now let me go get in the shower. I've got to get to the office." She kissed him once on the lips and spun on her heels, striding away quickly. Bill climbed in the driver's seat and looked up to see she'd stopped and was watching him.
He raised the hair and kissed it. She smiled, blushed and turned away.
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Julie Allard, CEO, Divine Crisis Management Group
Julie straightened up, the lines across her hips from the edge of the desk beginning to itch now that they were free. Bill collapsed back in his chair, opening a desk drawer to produce a box of tissues. He pulled a handful out to clean himself with.
"That was good," Julie purred, her knees shaking as she waited for Bill to finish so she could sit on his lap. Bill crumbled up the tissues and she plopped down. "Mmm, this is good, too," she said, leaning back against him.
"We could stay just like this for a while," Bill suggested.
"I wish," Julie said. "I'm going to start leaking soon... And we need to clean your desk." Bill leaned around her, seeing the mess on his desk. He chuckled. "I have to admit, I like the fact that I never have to worry about you faking it."
Julie snorted, then leaned against him.
"You gave me a funny look earlier," she said. "When the guys from the Army were here."
"Well, in my defense, a naked, beautiful woman stood up from under my desk while I was trying to talk shop with an old buddy of mine."
"Mmmhmm," Julie said. "It didn't have anything to do with the... Details of said naked woman?"
Bill looked at her. He reached forward, wiped a finger through the cooling bodily fluids on the desk and stuck it in his mouth.
"That only proves you're a pervert," Julie said with feigned primness.
"I'll drink it straight from the tap, then," Bill said, seizing her hips and plopping her on the desk. Julie squealed. "Not so soon, you ass!" Bill grinned at her.
"You'll make me giggle like a little girl," Julie tried to pout as she said it, but she couldn't stop grinning back at him.
"That only makes it more appealing," Bill said. Julie crossed her legs. "No! We can do that later. I need to go call in the rest of the guys your friend needed, anyways."
Bill glanced over at the potted plant with a small pile of fabric behind it. "Your clothes are over there," he said.
Julie finally managed to pout. "You're not going to get them for me?"
Bill eyed her legs. "Not as long as you've got that ass, no. I will never pick anything up off the floor for you."
Julie chuckled and stood, walking over to the plant and retrieving her clothes. She quickly dressed and arranged herself so as to minimize the evidence of a desktop tryst.
"How do I look?" she asked, turning for Bill's inspection.
"Harried," he said. "Which tracks with what's been going on. Also amazing, but that's par for the course."
She walked over as he finished buckling his own pants to kiss him. "I'll be back if I can. If not, I'll see you after work."
She turned to leave, but stopped when she heard Bill's voice. "Julie," he said. He sounded concerned. She turned to find him frowning.
"What is it?" His look worried her.
"It's Jerry," he said. "I think you might be too harsh on him."
Julie sighed. She tamped down on the twisting in her guts at his words and reminded herself that she needed to be objective.
"Explain," she said, her voice much colder than she intended.
"Julie," he said. "Haven't you noticed that virtually everyone who knows him has stood up for him? I mean, I know that the stuff Dylan told you sounds bad, and I know that you confirmed it. Hell, I know that him going rogue again looks bad... But there's got to be a reason so many people support him."
"He's nice to everyone he meets," Julie said. She had intended to go on, but she caught herself. She was making excuses. She was about to claim that the most awkward, easily-embarrassed wallflower of a man she'd ever met had simply charmed everyone else. And she damn well knew that wasn't the case. Sure, he could turn on an aura that would make women -and presumably gay men- go wild for him, but she was fairly certain he hadn't done so in years. He was self-conscious about even discussing the last time he had, even though she knew he'd had his memories erased at the time and was acting out of character, thanks to some kind of magical illness.
"I'll think about it, Bill," she said, her voice much softer.
"That's all I'm asking," he said. "And I'll support you, whatever decisions you come to."
She smiled at him. That part, she had no trouble believing.
"I'll see you later," she said.
"L- I mean, later, beautiful," he replied. His face twisted a little, but quickly returned to normal. Julie left, wondering what that look was about.
----
Julie went to the bathroom first. When she was done, she went to her office and sent out the emails to recall the men for the Army. She had just gotten those sent when she sensed a presence and looked up to find a woman sitting in the chair in front of her desk.
"Hello," Julie said, surprised.
"Hi," the woman responded. She wore a nice dress suit, much like Julie's own, except the woman still had her jacket on and buttoned. She had fair features and black hair with a red stripe in it.
"Can I help you?" Julie asked.
"No," the woman said.
They sat there for a moment, Julie edging a finger closer to the alarm rune on the underside of her desk.
"I'm here to help you," the woman said at length. There was something about her voice that seemed familiar, but Julie couldn't place it.
"Okay," Julie responded. "Can you explain how?"
"Yes. Listen to Bill about Jerry," the woman said. She leaned forward and the sense of vague familiarity hit Julie again. She was certain she knew this woman from somewhere.
"What did Bill say about Jerry?" Julie asked, carefully choosing her words to avoid any accidental admissions.
"That you're being too harsh on him," the woman said. She leaned forward some more, putting her elbows on her knees.
"Bill's right. You see, Bill is a very confident man. He's aware that other men might be better in bed, or better fighters, or better at their jobs than him. He doesn't really care. You pushing away Jerry isn't going to make him feel more secure in your relationship. He's not worried about you leaving him to return to the arrangement you had with Jerry and his wife. He knows you well enough to know you wouldn't want that. Being a fifth wheel, I mean."
Julie gasped as the recognition suddenly crystalized. "Jane," she breathed. Jane flashed her a tight smile and a little nod. "more or less," she said cryptically. Julie took that to mean this was an avatar.
"What can you tell me about everything that's happened?" Julie asked.
"Well, General Stanley's fears are justified, so don't hold back aiding him. Some of the gods are dissenting. A few will sit out the upcoming conflict. A few will side with humanity. A few more will side specifically with Jerry. In fact, they already have. Unfortunately, those who've sided with Jerry are probably not going to help us in this fight."
"And why? Why are they turning on us?"
"Because They're afraid of you. You have power now, and Jerry worked out a way to kill a god. They know if he can do it, another human can, as well. Some of the work your wizards are doing is shockingly close to what Jerry did. Most of them have turned against him, though not all. But in doing so, many have turned against humanity as a whole. They don't plan to let you have back the army you've sent to assist them. Most of them think that will be a serious blow to your might. They don't know it's just a small part of one army among many. And when they learn that, well... They're not going to grow any less afraid of you, that's for sure."
"You make out like the gods are a bunch of cowards," Julie said. Jane chuckled and nodded, crossing her arms.
"They are. They're scared of Jerry, scared of Sarisa, scared of you, scared of me and Yarm. Mostly me, but still. They'd be afraid of their own shadow, if they didn't know better. The gods have spent thousands of years being immortal and invincible. Only one god has ever truly died, and that was a massive fluke. They've never been given the chance to develop any courage. They're experiencing a threat for the first time ever, so their reaction is to attack everything until there's nothing left to threaten them."
"Except Yarm," Julie said. Jane nodded. "Except Yarm. And you can guess where he stands."
Yarm would stand with Jerry, no doubt. Julie knew that the two of them were as close as they could be without becoming lovers. "And what about Jerry?" she asked.
"Jerry is doing exactly what he needs to be doing right now. For himself, and for everyone else."
Julie nodded, taking that in. "And you? Where do you sit in this fight?"
Jane shrugged. "I was human until a few years ago. Old loyalties die hard."
Julie leaned back in her chair, relieved.
Jane stood. "I have to go. I have a lot on my plate, lately. There's no certainty, but I want you to know that things are on the right track, so far. As long as Sarisa doesn't have any more tricks up her sleeve, everything's going to work out."
"And if she does?" Julie asked, rising as well.
Jane shrugged again, making a sort of sneer that Julie recognized as a suppressed wince. "Then we'll either adapt or lose."
"And what happens if we lose?"
"The destruction of all the gods and the extinction of humanity. At least in this world."
"So, no pressure," Julie drawled. Jane grinned. "No pressure," she said. She turned to the door and opened it, then paused.
"Oh, one more thing..." She met Julie's eyes.
"Tell Bill that you're in love with him. He's been itching for 'the right time' to tell you, but you know how men are about that kind of stuff."
Julie gaped at the goddess as she left with a wink. A moment later, she returned to her computer and began typing more emails. She had a feeling that pulling out all the stops might be appropriate.
----
Command Sergeant Major Eric Hale, 5th Special Forces Group
"The president will see you now, Sergeant," the marine guard said. Hale stood and walked in. Hale walked into the conference room to find the POTUS and a Navy Admiral shaking hands.
"Thank you, Fred," the President said. The Admiral nodded and walked out as Hale snapped to attention and saluted his Commander in Chief.
"Knock it off," the President told him, pulling out a chair, and then walking around the table to take one opposite. "Take a seat. I've been on my feet all day."
"Thank you, sir," Hale said as he sat down and scooted his chair in.
"I'm told you have a message for me from General Stanley."
Hale nodded. "Yes, sir. I was to give you his message verbatim. It goes as follows: 'Sir, if this shit goes down and we don't throw everything we have at it in one big mass, right off the bat, I do not think we will survive'. End of message."
The President nodded.
"I expected this, you know," he said. "The folks from the DCM -including that guy from the television show and the woman who produces it- were fairly apocalyptic in their description of events."
The President heaved a big sigh. "That was Admiral Strang. He happened to be in the building, so he personally reported to me that the second and third battalion of the Tenth Special Forces just arrived stateside on naval flights. They're preparing to be deployed as we speak."
"Sir, with all due respect, I think we're going to need more than just two more battalions of quiet professionals. We're going to need a complete mobilization. I just came from the DCM, and they promised me a hundred wizards and over four hundred shooters with magic gear. I think we're going to need more, sir. A lot more."
"A total war footing," the President said. "That's what you're talking about. A return to a World-War-Two era economy."
"Sir, I couldn't speak to economic concerns, but I have the upmost faith in the General's judgement."
"You and me both, Sergeant," the President said with a sigh. He sighed again a moment later.
"Okay, Sergeant. My break is over, I need to get moving. You can tell the General I'm doing everything I can. If you want to return to the waiting room, I'll send a Marine to escort you to the helipad and you can take the chopper over to Fort Carson. I'll send instructions for Colonels Macy and Gibbs to follow your lead."
"Thank you, sir," Hale said, standing up. He snapped another salute, but the President stuck out his hand.
"Thank you, Sergeant. You and every single one of the men out there right now, and all of those heading there today and in the future. Your service is an inspiration to all of us. I know you hear empty platitudes from politicians all the time, but I want to personally assure you that I mean it."
"You served yourself, sir," Hale said, shaking the President's hand.
"I did. In Afghanistan. It seems like forever ago."
"Then thank you, Mister President," Hale said. The President laughed.
"Yeah, thank me, too. Go on. I'm a busy man, Sergeant."
Hale hurried out, back to the waiting room. He had barely sat down before a Marine Gunnery Sergeant walked into the room. "Sergeant Hale?" he asked.
Hale stood. "This way, si- Sergeant," the Marine said.
"Do I have to say it, Gunny?" Hale asked.
"Nope," the Marine responded. "I'm kicking myself already."
----
President James Carter
James' staff met him as he left the conference room. "Okay," he asked Marcy, to his left. "Who's next?"
"Director Stillman, sir," she said. James sighed with relief. "Good. Hopefully he's got some good news for us."
He followed Marcy through the halls, to one of the secured meeting rooms. Inside, he found Frank Stillman, Director of Central Intelligence.
"Frank, please tell me you've got good news," James said as he shook his old friend's hand.
"Well, that depends on what you need the news for. Word is that we're going to war. Like World War Three. Is that true?"
"Jesus, you guys work fast," James breathed. "I literally just came from hearing about it."
"Ways and means, sir," Frank said. James chuckled ruefully.
"So yeah, I wanted to know about project Hoplite."
"Hoplite is ahead of schedule. We can field the first cadre, already. The second will be ready in a month."
"Good. What about project, uh..." James snapped his fingers. "Project Merlos, sir?"
"Yes, I could never remember that name. We should have just called it 'Merlin'. Or maybe 'Gandalf'."
"We almost called it Project Dresden, sir, but we've had one of those already."
"I don't even want to know. So how far along is Merlos?"
"We have four cadres ready right now. That's about three hundred and sixty men."
"That'll be a big help. How fast can they get organized?"
"They're prepping now, sir. They'll be ready to go within the hour. I had planned to have them travel ahead."
"Good, good. And you know I have to ask about the last one."
Frank's face split into a grin. "Project Tarragon, sir."
"That's the one."
Frank's grin grew wider. "Six," he said. James' jaw dropped. "Six?!"
"Yes, sir. Ready to go right this instant."
"Shit, the NRF riders must be fast learners."
"There's a sort of bonding that happens. By training the riders first, we can have another two ready two months from the next hatch."
"You look pretty pleased with yourself," James noted. Frank winked. "I am, sir. These projects have been my baby for the past few years. Having them come to fruition right as they're needed, well... I'm eager to see them in action."
"Don't be too eager. I'm told that if we don't win this one, we go extinct."
"Extinction has shades of gray, sir. If things get too bad, well, we've got a plan for that, too."
"Oh?" James quirked an eyebrow at him. "Do tell."
"Well, sir. You see, me and Jerry go way back. I was his boss when he worked for the Agency."
"I'm aware," James said. Frank smiled.
"Well, he and I got on quite well. So well, in fact, that neither of us wanted to end our professional relationship when he left for the private sector. As a result, we've been in touch about important matters. The last thing he contacted me about was a sort of extra dimensional bunker, set up by the gods to preserve humanity in the event of some extinction-level event. Except the gods don't really seem to know about it. Well, except one, and I've been given assurances that she's sympathetic to our cause."
"Well, that does sound useful."
Frank's smile turned into a grin that split his face from ear to ear. "We've also taken the liberty of adding some extra defenses, sir. If we can hold out for two more months, in addition to the two new Tarragon pairs, I can provide you with a bunker from which any continuing war effort can be directed in perfect safety."
"Well, shit, don't let me keep you, then. Have your project's soldiers travel to the other side as quickly as possible, and report their capabilities and needs to General Stanley."
"Right away, sir."
Frank walked out without another word. A very efficient man, that one, James thought. He stepped outside to find Marcy and the others waiting.
"Next?" he said with a sigh.
----
Bill Martin, All in All, Having a Pretty Good Day
Bill finished up the rest of his work and shut down his computer. Eric was as set as he could be. Gear for a thousand DCM security agents was being shipped to the Army camp, and hundreds of wizards and security agents (with their own gear, of course) were heading there as well, some already moving, others heading out in the days to come.
He stretched his back and then angled his desk lamp to be sure he'd cleaned up the mess from earlier. As he nodded to himself in satisfaction, he heard the door opening and looked up. Julie was there, her shirt half-unbuttoned and her hair a bit more of a mess than he remembered leaving it in.
"Everything okay?" he asked.
"Yes, just..." She sighed. "It's been a long day."
"I rather enjoyed lunch," Bill said. "Though I'm still hungry, for some reason..." Julie smiled at him.
"You know, there's probably no-one left in the office who might come knocking..." Bill said, suggestively.
"I know," Julie said, indicating her shirt. "But before we get to that, I need you to do something. In a professional capacity, I mean."
Bill's eager grin faded, replaced by his business expression, which some people tended to find intimidating for some reason. He scratched one heavily cauliflowered ear and idly wondered why as he waited for Julie to go on. For her part, she seemed reluctant to say it.
Finally, she worked up the nerve. "I want you to take a team. Six security, six wizards. The best, even if you have to recall them from the other side. I mean, the best we have. Take them and go find Jerry, and assist him with whatever he needs. Here," she reached into the pocket of the jacket slung over one arm and produced a compass.
"What's this?" Bill asked, accepting the compass.
"It will lead you directly to him. He gave it to me once, in case..."
"In case you needed to get laid?" Bill asked, his expression still all business. "I'm sorry, that sounded bitter. I mean, I don't understand why you'd need to find him."
"In case I needed to have him killed," Julie blurted out. "He made it and gave it to me. I think he made a few and gave them to the people he trusted."
"And he trusted you with one," Bill said. Julie winced.
"I'm not jealous," Bill said.
"What?" Julie asked.
"I'm not jealous, I said. I know you two used to have some kind of a thing going, and I know he's probably some kind of inhuman lover. But I can live with the fact that you were his sidepiece for a while."
Julie winced again.
"Sorry," Bill said. "My mouth is bad at translating what's in my head sometimes. I just mean to say that I've never had a problem with you and him working together, or even being friends. I know there wasn't any... Romance there."
"Are you... Is there romance here?" Julie asked him in a quiet voice.
"I sure as shit hope so, or I'm in for a really bad time," Bill said. He wanted to say something else, but it was hard to just jump to that.
Julie giggled.
"What?" Bill asked.
"Nothing, it was just something someone said to me earlier today."
She stepped forward, her body pressed to his and kissed him.
"I love you, Bill Martin," she whispered.
"I lo- Wow. Uh, I wasn't expecting that..." he muttered, his thick neck turning a bright shade of red.
"Sounds like maybe you were," Julie said.
"Motherfucker," Bill swore. "Julie, I've had a crush on you since the moment we met. At my interview. I saw you sitting there and afterwards, when I went home, I couldn't get that image out of my head. And I... I'm... I've been in love with you since that morning at the diner, when that asshat kept running his mouth."
Julie smiled at him. "So you love me?"
"Yeah," Bill said. Something snapped inside his chest and he seized her face in his hands and kissed her deeply. Her lips felt different, warmer, softer than he remembered. The skin of her cheeks under his calloused thumbs was smoother, fuller. The feeling of her body pressed up against his was...
It felt like coming home, he thought.
They kissed for a long moment before Bill drew back. "I uh..." he stammered.
"You need to get your team together," Julie said.
"Yeah," he responded, looking around as if they were here, waiting for him.
He clutched the compass to his chest. "I saw Michelle's report," he said. "From what she said, he's moving across planes."
"Stacey Compton is probably the most talented plane walker we have," Julie said. "And she's been working on the teleporter improvements. She should still be here."
Bill nodded. "I'll grab her. She got a rave review from one of the security teams when she was doing field work. Cool head under pressure. I still need to figure out the rest."
"You can leave in the morning, you know," Julie said. Bill met her gaze, and saw the twinkle there.
"The door's still open," he said.
"I thought you said there wasn't anyone left to disturb us..." Julie said teasingly. Bill grinned. "In that case, the couch in the lobby is bound to be more comfortable than my desk."
Julie took his hand and led him out of the office.
----
Bill woke up and froze, the unfamiliarity of his surroundings speeding up his heart. But only for a second. He recognized Julie's bedroom. His hand brushed her sleeping back as the memories of last night returned. His eyes went to the dresser, where his handgun, wallet, and a small compass were laid out.
They'd had dinner, then come back here and enjoyed their third tryst of the day before falling asleep in each others arms. He remembered the words they'd shared, and tried them out again on her sleeping back.
"I love you," he said. Julie murmured something and pulled the hand he'd placed on her hip down over her belly. He gave her a moment to cuddle, then gently extricated his hand and climbed out of bed. He jumped in the shower and washed quickly. A small pump bottle of brightly colored body wash-slash-shampoo and conditioner, obviously marketed to men, sat unopened to one side, so he cracked that one and used it.
He climbed out and dried himself off, and found Julie still asleep when he emerged. She'd rolled onto her back and lay stretched out on the bed, her hair a chestnut halo around her head, like some kind of angel. He considered snapping a picture, but the blankets were tangled around her knees, and he didn't want to do something that would piss her off, like taking nude photos of her sleeping. But he really wanted to remember this, so he stared for a long moment before getting dressed.
"Mmm, leaving?" Julie murmured as he pulled his boots on.
"Was gonna wake you up, see if you wanted to get breakfast before I go," he said.
"Mmmmmmm," she responded, her eyes still closed. She reached out and seized his forearm gently.
"Mmm, I love you," she said. Bill grinned down at her, barely able to stand how gorgeous and adorable she was.
"I love you, too," he said.
Her eyes snapped open. "I wanna get breakfast," she said.
"Okay, then come on," he replied.
She sat up, rubbing her eyes. "I need a shower," she said.
"Clock's ticking," Bill noted. She swung her legs out of bed, then slumped.
"Fuck the shower, you have to go, soon."
"Yeah," Bill agreed sadly.
"Okay, lemme brush my teeth, at least." She stood and padded into the bathroom, so Bill sat patiently on the bed and waited. She emerged a few minutes later. "Clothes," she said, then turned to the closet as if she'd just remembered that clothes were a thing. She dug out a pair of jeans and a t-shirt and quickly pulled them on.
"I'll wear sandals," she said, grabbing a pair of large-framed sunglasses from her dresser. "Come on."
They went to a diner two blocks away that they'd visited a few times before. Breakfast was ordered, delivered and eaten, coffee was poured, fawned over, and drank quickly. Finally, Julie settled the bill.
"Bill," she said. "When you get there, tell him I'm sorry, okay? I was... Part of it was personal reasons. I kinda wanted to push him away. So you could..."
"So I could get closer?" Bill asked. she nodded.
"I'll tell him."
They stood and walked outside. At Bill's car, he stopped and turned. "Are you sure you don't want a ride home?"
"Yeah, this is a safe neighborhood. And I've still got that handgun in my purse. And it's only two blocks. You need to get moving, as much as I want to draw this out."
Bill nodded. He stroked her hair, then pulled some of it to his face and breathed deeply.
"Yuck," Julie said. "I haven't washed it."
"It smells like you," Bill said. "Best thing I've ever smelled."
"Ahh, that's right. We haven't been out for tacos yet," Julie said. Bill chuckled.
"You don't have any jewelry on," he said, disappointed. Julie cocked her head at him. "Is that a problem?"
"I guess not, I just... I wanted something of you. To bring with me. I'm damn sure I'm riding into a fight."
"Give me your knife," Julie said. Bill's eyebrows rose, but he complied, handing over the razor-sharp Benchmade he kept clipped to his belt. She unfolded it, seized a lock of her hair and chopped it off in a quick motion. Bill gasped.
"Your hair!" he said. Julie handed him the knife back and carefully began to tie the hair into a complex knot.
"I was about to cut it short, anyways. I like to change it up from time to time. Here," she handed him the small ring of braided hair, and he took it. Bill looked at it, then up at Julie.
"I love you," he said again.
Julie beamed at him. "I love you, too. Now let me go get in the shower. I've got to get to the office." She kissed him once on the lips and spun on her heels, striding away quickly. Bill climbed in the driver's seat and looked up to see she'd stopped and was watching him.
He raised the hair and kissed it. She smiled, blushed and turned away.
2023.03.31 07:41 Creepyy_Cattyy Need advice for leaving a friend due to dangerous circumstances
Hi, might guilt delete later, but I (24F) have a friend around my age that's been my friend for years. About 6 months ago we started getting close again. We started working together. Since then, she's tried to leave her abusive baby daddy who laid hands on her. He went up to our job, tried to fight someone who she was talking to and he spilt his face with a punch, she was hiding over here at my place. He showed up to my house, an argument started in my yard and he started putting hands on her and I unfortunately had to pull a gun on him.
The cops have been called multiple times, against her wishes, and he kept coming to our job to see if she was there, but the part that really drew the line for me is when we decided to take a smoke break with a guy who worked with us at our job, just as I was getting into the car, her baby daddy pulls up beside us and runs out and tries to pull open the door, so work guy drives off before baby daddy busts out windows, he chases us in his truck, running stop signs, trying to drive into us, riding in the turn lane beside us, and he throws a full beer can at the window busting it right beside me all while dispatch is on the phone. I feel bad for her because now she's back with him and I feel like I emotionally exhausted myself to get her away from him only for her to take herself right back to him.
I don't want to be around her, I'm not victim blaming because I know abuse isn't as simple as upping and leaving, but I literally will not allow myself to be around her while she's in a relationship with him. Neither will my boyfriend. I feel so awkward to even be around her at work, it doesn't help that she's abusing drugs and anything I try to say or if I show any type of anxiety she jumps down my throat like she's just annoyed with me at this point over any situation. It makes me want to quit my job so I don't even have to subject myself to another scary/emotional/dramatic situation because I feel like I'm watching her destroy her life everyday. It feels like she's not even considerate for all the help I've given her or trauma I've been subjected to, or the fact that we probably won't be able to continue to hang out. Any advice is welcome.
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The cops have been called multiple times, against her wishes, and he kept coming to our job to see if she was there, but the part that really drew the line for me is when we decided to take a smoke break with a guy who worked with us at our job, just as I was getting into the car, her baby daddy pulls up beside us and runs out and tries to pull open the door, so work guy drives off before baby daddy busts out windows, he chases us in his truck, running stop signs, trying to drive into us, riding in the turn lane beside us, and he throws a full beer can at the window busting it right beside me all while dispatch is on the phone. I feel bad for her because now she's back with him and I feel like I emotionally exhausted myself to get her away from him only for her to take herself right back to him.
I don't want to be around her, I'm not victim blaming because I know abuse isn't as simple as upping and leaving, but I literally will not allow myself to be around her while she's in a relationship with him. Neither will my boyfriend. I feel so awkward to even be around her at work, it doesn't help that she's abusing drugs and anything I try to say or if I show any type of anxiety she jumps down my throat like she's just annoyed with me at this point over any situation. It makes me want to quit my job so I don't even have to subject myself to another scary/emotional/dramatic situation because I feel like I'm watching her destroy her life everyday. It feels like she's not even considerate for all the help I've given her or trauma I've been subjected to, or the fact that we probably won't be able to continue to hang out. Any advice is welcome.
2023.03.31 07:08 Elaxian Let's discuss: Morningrise songs
Wow! The receivement of the last post makes me so happy! It inspired to keep doing this with the rest of Opeth albums, let's see how much can I do it until people start getting mad at me.
Orchid was without a doubt an amazing debut for Opeth, yeah... I mean, it was a riff soup and it had a rough production but either way, it was an amazing album, so it was only up from here, right? Yes, it was uphill from here.
There are only 5 songs in this album... And it's needless to say, those songs are basically all killer no filler, some of the best songs that were ever produced for the band... So without more delay, let's get to those songs!
Advent: Alright, this album starts with the most Orchid-y one, what am I saying with that? Basically, this song is the one that feels like a riff soup the most, I still like it but I think of this as the weakest song in the album, the acoustic sections are the weakest part of this song, the heavy parts are the meats and potatoes of it, without a doubt, the weakest song in the album, and if this is the weakest, OH BOI, we are in for a ride. This is a 10/10, and the 5th place in the ranking.
The Night And The Silent Water: You know until I started making this post I never realized that this song had blast beats 'till the very end... Weird... Anyways. This song is now what I consider, Morningrise in all it's splendour, some of the blackest screams in all of Opeth discography, the guitars are not so distortioned, the acoustics are THE BEST in all of their discography and this applies to ALL of the Morningrise songs, what else do you want me to say? Fantastic song, it's an incredible experience, not about violence or speed... It's about ambient... This is a 10/10, and the 4th place for me.
Nectar: I... REALLY like this song... A lot... I feel like is an overlooked masterpiece like... The bass work in this song is some of the best in the entire history of the band, why no one else talk about the bass in this song? Also, the guitars, both electric and acoustic, fantastic, maybe not their best in the album, but still, this song is a masterpiece, it's amazing. This is a 10/10 and a 3rd place for me.
Those 3 were amazing songs and perfect listens... But now the 2 that follow... Oh my God...
Black Rose Immortal: I'm thorned between which one is the best song of this album, I don't know if it's this one of the next one... Either way... 20 minutes of riff soup, the guitars are perfect, but what really stands out is the rest of things, like the bass of De Farfalla that... REALLY WERE IS THIS DUDE NOW?! HIS BASS TECHNIQUE AND SOUND WAS AMAZING!! As for the acoustic parts, I don't this song has the best acoustic parts of their entire discography, but they're sure as hell some perfect beautiful chords... The drumming is so perfect that I don't know what to think... Waltteri being able to play this song perfectly is such an achievement... The growls of Mikael are some of their best oh my God the long scream towards the end is one of his best screams of all time... I don't what else can I say... Except that... Yeah this is a masterpiece... This is a 10/10... And the 2nd place... The 2nd? Yeah, for me To Bid You Farewell is better.
To Bid You Farewell: Do I have to explain myself? Ok fine, the acoustic sections are THE BEST on all of Opeth discography, if I say that this album has the best acoustic parts, it's because of this song, like... This song is so beautiful... After the madness that were the other 4 songs... This is such an amazing breather and the perfect closer... Also the clesn guitar solo in the 4 minute mark is one of their best solos... The singing is beyond beautiful... The ending is perfect... The bass is unmatched... I can't say enough things about this beautiful song... This is a 10/10... And a well deserved 1st place...
So, in the end, the songs ranked according to quality go like:
This is my 5th favorite Opeth album, so it was obvious that this was gonna be so high, like, the songs are so perfect... This is one of the best albums ever made imho.
Keep in my mind, all of this was MY opinion, you can have a different opinion than me, share it down below if you do, I'll like to know what do you think about this.
Good night everybody! Thank you for your attention, see ya in My Arms, Your Hearse!
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Orchid was without a doubt an amazing debut for Opeth, yeah... I mean, it was a riff soup and it had a rough production but either way, it was an amazing album, so it was only up from here, right? Yes, it was uphill from here.
There are only 5 songs in this album... And it's needless to say, those songs are basically all killer no filler, some of the best songs that were ever produced for the band... So without more delay, let's get to those songs!
Advent: Alright, this album starts with the most Orchid-y one, what am I saying with that? Basically, this song is the one that feels like a riff soup the most, I still like it but I think of this as the weakest song in the album, the acoustic sections are the weakest part of this song, the heavy parts are the meats and potatoes of it, without a doubt, the weakest song in the album, and if this is the weakest, OH BOI, we are in for a ride. This is a 10/10, and the 5th place in the ranking.
The Night And The Silent Water: You know until I started making this post I never realized that this song had blast beats 'till the very end... Weird... Anyways. This song is now what I consider, Morningrise in all it's splendour, some of the blackest screams in all of Opeth discography, the guitars are not so distortioned, the acoustics are THE BEST in all of their discography and this applies to ALL of the Morningrise songs, what else do you want me to say? Fantastic song, it's an incredible experience, not about violence or speed... It's about ambient... This is a 10/10, and the 4th place for me.
Nectar: I... REALLY like this song... A lot... I feel like is an overlooked masterpiece like... The bass work in this song is some of the best in the entire history of the band, why no one else talk about the bass in this song? Also, the guitars, both electric and acoustic, fantastic, maybe not their best in the album, but still, this song is a masterpiece, it's amazing. This is a 10/10 and a 3rd place for me.
Those 3 were amazing songs and perfect listens... But now the 2 that follow... Oh my God...
Black Rose Immortal: I'm thorned between which one is the best song of this album, I don't know if it's this one of the next one... Either way... 20 minutes of riff soup, the guitars are perfect, but what really stands out is the rest of things, like the bass of De Farfalla that... REALLY WERE IS THIS DUDE NOW?! HIS BASS TECHNIQUE AND SOUND WAS AMAZING!! As for the acoustic parts, I don't this song has the best acoustic parts of their entire discography, but they're sure as hell some perfect beautiful chords... The drumming is so perfect that I don't know what to think... Waltteri being able to play this song perfectly is such an achievement... The growls of Mikael are some of their best oh my God the long scream towards the end is one of his best screams of all time... I don't what else can I say... Except that... Yeah this is a masterpiece... This is a 10/10... And the 2nd place... The 2nd? Yeah, for me To Bid You Farewell is better.
To Bid You Farewell: Do I have to explain myself? Ok fine, the acoustic sections are THE BEST on all of Opeth discography, if I say that this album has the best acoustic parts, it's because of this song, like... This song is so beautiful... After the madness that were the other 4 songs... This is such an amazing breather and the perfect closer... Also the clesn guitar solo in the 4 minute mark is one of their best solos... The singing is beyond beautiful... The ending is perfect... The bass is unmatched... I can't say enough things about this beautiful song... This is a 10/10... And a well deserved 1st place...
So, in the end, the songs ranked according to quality go like:
- To Bid You Farewell.
- Black Rose Immortal.
- Nectar.
- The Night And The Silent Water.
- Advent.
This is my 5th favorite Opeth album, so it was obvious that this was gonna be so high, like, the songs are so perfect... This is one of the best albums ever made imho.
Keep in my mind, all of this was MY opinion, you can have a different opinion than me, share it down below if you do, I'll like to know what do you think about this.
Good night everybody! Thank you for your attention, see ya in My Arms, Your Hearse!
2023.03.31 07:01 mayuhbee Breath of relief.
I took my last hit on New Year’s Eve.
The past 3 months have had their ups and downs. I can’t say everything is completely better, but today, I am thanking myself for making that decision, as hard as it has been.
The psychiatric nurse practitioner I see is very supportive of cannabis use. He petitions legislators about the medicinal benefits of cannabis and has told me many times if it helps me, to just use it (I struggle with an eating disorder and I do eat more when I’m using.) I have come to the conclusion that I cannot moderate my use, and while it does have objectively positive effects on my physical weight, the stress/money/craving/using constantly/memory loss/laziness is not worth it. So I’ve stayed sober this year so far (this is my third serious attempt in the last few years).
I recently applied for a new job, and was offered a position. This is contingent on me passing a drug test, which they told me about today, and I have to complete it by Tuesday. I cannot express how relieved I am that I have not used. There is a tiny part of me that’s worried I’ll still test positive, but I’m pretty sure I’ll pass.
Today I am crediting myself with riding the urges of these past three months without caving. Every time I drove past a dispensary and didn’t stop. Every morning that I woke up drenched in sweat and knew one hit would make that go away, but chose to be uncomfortable instead. Whenever I thought “what’s the point? Why not just a little?” and chose to keep faith in a sober future over the relief I know I’d feel in the moment.
The relief I feel right now is so much greater than weed could have ever given me. Today especially, I’m grateful for my sobriety.
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The past 3 months have had their ups and downs. I can’t say everything is completely better, but today, I am thanking myself for making that decision, as hard as it has been.
The psychiatric nurse practitioner I see is very supportive of cannabis use. He petitions legislators about the medicinal benefits of cannabis and has told me many times if it helps me, to just use it (I struggle with an eating disorder and I do eat more when I’m using.) I have come to the conclusion that I cannot moderate my use, and while it does have objectively positive effects on my physical weight, the stress/money/craving/using constantly/memory loss/laziness is not worth it. So I’ve stayed sober this year so far (this is my third serious attempt in the last few years).
I recently applied for a new job, and was offered a position. This is contingent on me passing a drug test, which they told me about today, and I have to complete it by Tuesday. I cannot express how relieved I am that I have not used. There is a tiny part of me that’s worried I’ll still test positive, but I’m pretty sure I’ll pass.
Today I am crediting myself with riding the urges of these past three months without caving. Every time I drove past a dispensary and didn’t stop. Every morning that I woke up drenched in sweat and knew one hit would make that go away, but chose to be uncomfortable instead. Whenever I thought “what’s the point? Why not just a little?” and chose to keep faith in a sober future over the relief I know I’d feel in the moment.
The relief I feel right now is so much greater than weed could have ever given me. Today especially, I’m grateful for my sobriety.
2023.03.31 06:59 TheAncientPoop MUSHROOM MAN (post stanford REA rejection) lands an IVY LEAGUE
Demographics: Indian Male Bay Area (the curse), no hooks
Intended majors: biochem or molecular bio, premed
GPA: 4.0UW/4.5W
SAT: 1510 (760 math, 750 rw)
Coursework: 6 APs (4 5's (Bio, Lang, BC, AB subscore), will take Chem, Stats, Lit), 6 honors, 4 college courses
Extracurriculars:
Awards:
TEDx Countdown
CSF Stoll (graduation award for achieving 600 points)
AP Scholar
National Merit Commended Student
(delivered paid speech to mycological experts in March 2023, put this in my essays for JHU + WashU + Cornell + Yale)
LORs: AP Lang (8/10 or 9/10), AP Bio (7/10 or 8/10), Counselor (9/10 or 10/10), opt. secondary school counselor (10/10), opt. research doctor (9/10)
Essays: I feel good about them :) People describe them as technical but very engaging. I cover the passion + impact on community + leadership/bringing people together part really well in all my essays. Cornell's and WashU's were my absolute best.
Interviews: LOL Stanford was SO MID, Yale's was super super good.
DECISIONS (in chronological order):
Stanford University - rejected (this one hit really hard)
Cal Poly Pomona - accepted
University of California, Riverside - accepted
San Francisco State University - accepted
University of Washington (w/ 7.2k/year scholarship) - accepted
University of California, Davis - accepted
Cal Poly San Luis Obispo - accepted
Santa Clara University (w/ full ride) - accepted
Johns Hopkins University - rejected
University of California, San Diego - accepted
University of California, Irvine - waitlisted
University of California, Los Angeles - ACCEPTED!!! (this one was huge)
University of California, Santa Barbara - accepted
Northeastern University - rejected
Washington University in St. Louis - ACCEPTED!!! (this one was also huge)
University of Southern California - rejected
BU - waitlisted
UC Berkeley - waitlisted
UPenn - rejected
Yale - rejected
Cornell - ACCEPTED!!!!!!!
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Intended majors: biochem or molecular bio, premed
GPA: 4.0UW/4.5W
SAT: 1510 (760 math, 750 rw)
Coursework: 6 APs (4 5's (Bio, Lang, BC, AB subscore), will take Chem, Stats, Lit), 6 honors, 4 college courses
Extracurriculars:
- Research (3 years): mycopesticide research in which i discovered a mushroom = safe pesticide. completely self-motivated, done from freshman - junior year.
- College lecturer: invited by a community college to present mycological research to one of their undergraduate classes. resulted in expanding their horticulture curriculum to include my research.
- Research paper (First Author): submitted research to Frontiers in Agronomy. demonstrated how the mushroom i discovered was more cost-effective than many commercial pesticides and had the potential to be even further optimized.
- Literature review (First Author, published to SSRN): preliminary research on fungi and pesticides.
- Orchestra (4 years, Principal French Horn for 2 years): as a group we were on a local TV network, exercised leadership with other brass principals.
- Tutoring (2 years): tutored underprivileged student with limited access to education during the pandemic + bumped him up by like 2 grade levels.
- Volunteering (4 years): 2nd most hours and points out of 200+ members
- Job: Adminstrative Assistant at an accounting firm (6 months)
Awards:
TEDx Countdown
CSF Stoll (graduation award for achieving 600 points)
AP Scholar
National Merit Commended Student
(delivered paid speech to mycological experts in March 2023, put this in my essays for JHU + WashU + Cornell + Yale)
LORs: AP Lang (8/10 or 9/10), AP Bio (7/10 or 8/10), Counselor (9/10 or 10/10), opt. secondary school counselor (10/10), opt. research doctor (9/10)
Essays: I feel good about them :) People describe them as technical but very engaging. I cover the passion + impact on community + leadership/bringing people together part really well in all my essays. Cornell's and WashU's were my absolute best.
Interviews: LOL Stanford was SO MID, Yale's was super super good.
DECISIONS (in chronological order):
Stanford University - rejected (this one hit really hard)
Cal Poly Pomona - accepted
University of California, Riverside - accepted
San Francisco State University - accepted
University of Washington (w/ 7.2k/year scholarship) - accepted
University of California, Davis - accepted
Cal Poly San Luis Obispo - accepted
Santa Clara University (w/ full ride) - accepted
Johns Hopkins University - rejected
University of California, San Diego - accepted
University of California, Irvine - waitlisted
University of California, Los Angeles - ACCEPTED!!! (this one was huge)
University of California, Santa Barbara - accepted
Northeastern University - rejected
Washington University in St. Louis - ACCEPTED!!! (this one was also huge)
University of Southern California - rejected
BU - waitlisted
UC Berkeley - waitlisted
UPenn - rejected
Yale - rejected
Cornell - ACCEPTED!!!!!!!
2023.03.31 06:44 Hedgehog_5150 Janissary: The Joy Ride Ch3 part 3
Credit to u/bluefishcake for writing the original SSB story and building the sandbox for us to play in.
And a big thanks to the authors and their stories that inspired to get off my ass and put fingers to keyboard. RandomTinkerer (City Slickers and Hayseeds), Punnynfunny (Denied Operations), CompassWithHat (Top Lasgun), Rhion-618 (Just One Drop), UncleCieling(Going Native), RobotStatic (Far Away), Kazevenikov (The Cryptid Chronicle).
Super thank to SmolDs1337(Convenient Narrative) he was a massive help in editing this chapter and Grey_bit how has been a big help as well.
as always comments, complaints and suggestion are welcome.
When Lorian left Robert, she was in a foul mood. This bunch of clam digging flotsam needed to be investigated for criminal negligence and abuse. If things did not change before she left, she would be contacting naval criminal investigations. She could not go to the interior due to the classified nature of the evaluation for being declared a strategic asset. She asked the guard to take her to the facility commanders office.
When she entered the facility commander there were three naval officers waiting for her, the only one she had met to this point was Lt Cmdr Ashix, the security officer that had cleared her and her team for entry into the facility, she was seated to her left as she entered. To her right appeared to be an Edixi Lieutenant Commander also from naval intelligence with medical insignia and the woman behind the desk was and was a full commander from engineering.
Taking the last seat, the guard closed the door and remained outside “before we get started, I would like to know why I should not be in contact with NCI to investigate the abuse my client has endured at your hands” The stunned looks told her they were not prepared for that.
Commander Vashini was many things, but a boy bashing child abuser was not one of them. This sand clamed piece of turox shit dared to claim that she was … she did not complete the thought she pushed her temper down growling, “Explain yourself.”
Smiling predatorily, “Certainly, a fifteen-year-old human child kept in chains and in solitary confinement for three days. Also, there was no food or water at that time. Other than a few pieces of food he took from your lunch your lunch” pointing at the woman with the medical insignia, “and no basic hygiene since he was taken into custody. Now if you do not believe me, ask the guard outside if she is allowed to remove my client’s chains.”
“I am Dr Arandis Norroe and if that is the case then why did he not speak up?” Arandis realized just how moronic her statement was out of her mouth closing her eyes, ”He does not vocalize and none of the guards knows hand speak.”
Lorian continued, “add in the Fact that that a large number of young males from this world disappear all the time and believe he is next on the tragic list. The only reason I would not get the interior involved is because if I did, the odds of him ever going home drops below fifty-fifty.”
The woman to Lorians right, Lt Cmdr Ashi, spoke next.” I had heard stories that it was happening, but I thought it was an exaggeration, you know, just stories. Is it really that bad?”
Looking at Lt Cmdr Ashi, ”In the almost five years since the imperium liberated this world there has been a loss of almost six hundred million people and those are the planetary governesses own numbers and if you ask an human that would give you and honest number it would be closer to a eight hundred million. With either number I would start calling it a genocide or a mass enslavement. When I first arrived, I came to get a man and make a ton of credits. I naively used to believe that we in the Imperium were the righteous and virtuous ones, not anymore. The interior and the nobility are all out of control of this world. Now there are some who are doing the Empress's good work, but there are not enough of them.”
Zirlyn turned to Cmdr Vashini “This changes things, we are going to need to protect him from not just external but internal threats. I will take care of the boy, Robert and make sure safe and not abused and has everything he needs. I will make sure he has access to communicate with family and other involved persons. Once my background investigation is complete.”
Cmdr Vashini was reeling, she was complicit in boy bashing, almost. She had fucked up now she had to fix it. “Advocate, LtCmdr Ashix will see to all of the issues you have raised” Raising her voice “Guard Please get in here.”
The guard replied as she entered, ”Yes Ma’am”
“Please get our guest fully kitted out with the exception of weapons, armor, and electronic devices he will not need for now. And return any personal items again with exceptions identified. All personnel that need to interact with our guest will be equipped with a translation program for terrain hand speak. Once kitted out you and two others will escort our guest to an area where he may take care of his personal hygiene needs without intrusion. Per naval protocol our guest will not be restrained unless he is being interviewed by a technical person. That means leave the restraints in the interview room. Dismissed.”
When the guard acknowledged her orders and left, Cmdr Vashini “That should improve his treatment. The restraints are required, unless overridden by a flag officer. Advocate is there anything I can do right now to correct his mistreatment.”
“That should be sufficient for now. When this meeting is over I will check in with my client and see if he needs anything else and coordinate with LtCmdr Ashix ”, Lorian replied, relieved that there was no fight or recrimination, just fix the problems and more on.
Cmdr Vashini turns to Dr Norroe, “Doctor you're up.”
Dr Norroe sat up and began her presentation, ”I start with a complete review of his medical and educational records which are interesting to say the least. I was able to verify four items identified by a human psychologist from before the liberation, any one of these if he were not human, he would have been institutionalized with the expectation of a pending psychotic break and becoming a danger to himself and others. In curd terms he is a defective and was labeled as so when his mother moved him to Prescott. Fortunately for us his mother chose to parental educate.”
Lorian broke in “Don’t you mean fortunately for him not us?”
Bemused by the interruption” Yes you are correct. Where was I,” looking back to her notes “parental education option. To say I am impressed with her success is an understatement. He completed the imperium basic primary education curriculum in less than three terrain years with exceptional marks in every subject except language related courses. This shows his raw intelligence is very high and my cognitive test confirms he is at least a one in a hundred thousand intellect.”
Dr Norroe paused to let the good part sink in,” Now the four items I mentioned earlier Dyslexia, digraphia, low latent inhibition, and manic depression. We have different names for them, dyslexia is called ‘non-linear developmental psychosis’, digraphia is called ‘limited developmental cognitive articulation’ these a both defined by humans as learning disabilities and the humans have been aware if this for some though most of the time it is miss diagnosed. When correctly identified there are several strategies to work around and adapt the educational environment for this. For low latent inhibition or hyper process stimulation, this is so rare for us there is almost no research on the subject, except to indicate that it is a death sentence by the age of ten and mostly affects boys.
Cmdr Vashini broke in, “Are you telling me that humans deal with this all of the time.”
Dr Norroe had to laugh,” Hardly, with the learning disabilities they do not just deal they have used it a s a species to drive their technological advancement without dyslexia I do not think the human would have gone from the first powered flight to their lunar landing in one human lifetime, research in the subject showed that half of the engineers involved had the condition. The condition affects about fifteen to twenty percent of the population, so I believe there was an evolutionary advantage. About the same number of humans are left-handed, for the Shil’vita left handedness is about three percent.”
Lorian remembered something Robert had said: it is a blessing and a curse.
“With humans there is a very diverse spectrum of these learning disabilities.” Dr Norroe continued. “ In His case the manic depression is directly tied to his limited ability to articulate what he is thinking. This may be why he produced so many abstract art pieces, he is expressing an idea the only way he can.
Back to the testing I did with Robert showed not only is he very intelligent, but he is very creative as well and like all the others who have dyslexia, he just thinks differently.”
Dr Norroe paused waiting for any questions and pulled up an example, “Here we have two images one titled rain drops on glass next to one titled gravity lensing optical distortion. The first one would be considered art the other science. This is an example in true non-linear thinking, it is clear that the first triggered the second.”
Cmdr Vashini rubbed her forehead.” I do not understand how somebody could go from rain drops on a piece of glass to an understanding of gravitational lensing. There is no logical way to connect the two.”
Lt Cmdr Ashix countered “No, it is a form of pattern recognition. I am trained to see things that do not belong, and that took years, he connects things instinctively. I bet if he did speak, he would be finishing your sentences for you, and be correct better than half of the time.”
Cmdr Vashini,” Now that we have taken Dr Norroe up a side stream, the idea of pattern recognition begs the question if that thing out in the hanger is a piece of a pattern, if it is, then is it the start or the end. If this is the end of the pattern, the kid will be rich off all the things that come out of it. We have figured out about ten percent of what he created but no real idea why. From that ten percent the team has identified six or seven applications for just the navy.”
Lorian had to smile at the commander’s admission. Six or seven new applications in just a few days, this was very good news. “I will need that information in basic concept form, no technical data. It is legally his, is it not?”
Advocates, Cmdr Vashini though bemused, always looking for a quick credit,” Yes, it is all his if we ever figure out what it is. Now if we are done with this subject Doctor please continue.”
/*************/
Garquile was as close to his happy place as the situation would allow. His ankle monitor chaffed as he tried to move around the kitchen. Two things in his life brought him great pleasure. Cooking and barrel racing. Cooking was a creative passion, a chance to tune out the world and concentrate on the creation of a flavor and texture, a single note of a song that would make up a meal. He had prepped all of the fruits, vegetables and was now working on the main dish, two large Copi, fresh from the upper Mississippi River. Deboning and deveining was the tedious and delicate part. If you rushed, you could leave the meat unpresentable. Finishing his cleanup of the filets, he surveyed his handy work, perfect he thought.
Three perfect filets for the adults doing their important adulting stuff, even with all four advocated here. The kids, himself included, would have the other filets with the gill meat and the trimming from the other filets that were too thin to be cooked the way he wanted. The Copi was covered in a mango lime jerk chutney to give the fish a delicate crusted glaze, when cooked in an outdoor brick oven. Waiting for the Copi, would be individual bowls of pad thai, served with a reduced coconut milk jerk spice reduction.
The kids, himself and his siblings would get fish tacos. Fish tacos were not something he made very often for dinner, it was finger food, it was not appropriate for the evening family meal in the dining room, but they were not having a real family meal tonight, so guilty finger food was on the menu.
Tonight’s meal would have been fun if not for the fact that he and Tommy were both wearing ankle monitors and Robert was locked in a cage and was being treated like an animal, from what he had overheard. Afterwards, the adults sealed off the dining room so they could talk in private. The family dining room was the only place in the house that could double up as a conference room.
Tommy had been pretty freaked out over the three days they had been detained. Tommy had explained it to him the day after they got back. Humans until very recently were not citizens of the Imperium and had no legal status for due process, so if he did anything the powers that be could just ship him off to the marines. It was a favorite tactic of the interior to deal with the troublemakers. Now he was a muted version of himself. Tommy always seemed to want to protect Robert, mainly from family shit with his grandfather.
He had met both Robert and Tommy about a month after they had moved to Earth in a Kung fu class. One of his mother’s security detail had started training long before he and his family arrived and suggested it as a way to integrate into the local community in a controlled environment. His sisters loved it from the start, mainly to interact with boys. It was not until he shifted into the Tia chi that he began to enjoy the Kung Fu. The only thing he still dreaded was sparing, the human boys would take the opportunity to hit him a little harder just to piss off his sisters. He remembered that early on Robert never attacked when he spared only using counter strikes.
He remembered his father telling him that every young woman should defend their family and every young man should have the poise and confidence to allow them to do it. Having confidence in your wife’s ability to defend you showed in how you presented yourself, you would never cower because you would never have to. Public displays of confidence in your wives are one of the most powerful displays of love and devotion the world can ever be shown. At least according to his father, he had eleven wives in his forty-six years and his youngest wife, Lalania, was almost twenty.
The timer on the oven pulled Garquile out of his thoughts the Copi was done and needed to be plated. Presentation was important, mother had an image to maintain, he could not and would not serve anything that was just thrown onto a plate. He and three of his sisters would serve the adults restaurant style since this was working dinner. Tommy would be serving the wine, he had the advantage working as a server in the local casino’s restaurant. Servers worked with the waiters to refresh the drinks and bring out the food for the waiters to present to customers. The server position was just a dodge to get around the law requiring waiters to be eighteen human years old to serve alcohol.
Garquile’s mother only tolerated having a large household staff to serve official functions. She had been very forceful when she had become governess. So that her children would not become lazy bottom feeders, all of the children had chores. Garquile had traded his sister Valenlina, laundry for cooking. She hated both chores, but laundry took less time than cooking the family meal four nights a week.
Garquile had chosen a pair of white wines from the Sonoita region, a Albarino and a Verdejo. Tommy had suggested these because they were very popular with fish at the restaurants. The guests would get to choose, and the family would get the leftovers. Garquile had Valenlina call their father and tell him that dinner was on its way. When they arrived with the food the table was not cleared but all the papers and data slate had been moved to the side of their owners. Garquile sighed. So much for his proper presentation, they were too engrossed to really care, but the show must go on. As his sisters presented the meal to their guests and family, Garquile described the meal, detailing each aspect. Tommy picked up with a well-practiced description of the wines when Garquile finished.
With the meal served, the children retreated to the outdoor patio. Garquile and Tommy brought out the tacos and chips and set them up near the fire pit. Valenlina came out last carrying the blender and margarita mix, the only thing missing was alcohol. Garquile intended to fix that at least.
Tommy had been looking out for Robert ever since they had met, not that Robert needed protection. Tommy acted like a filter, keeping the B.S. to a minimum and keeping him engaged with the people around him. When Tommy had asked him and Valenlina to help with the car,both of them had been excited. For Valenlina, a classic human car was a maybe someday dream, but time with Tommy was time with Tommy. Tommy explained that Robert had really started engaging with people when they started the car. It was something he could talk about that others could understand…. right up until the motor that had taken the six months of hard-core scrapping to buy. When the motor had turned out to be a worthless boat anchor, Robert had reverted to being disengaged. Lost in his data slate shell as he had been before, Garquile still did not know what had gotten Robert to re-engage so to speak.
As everyone was chowing down on the tacos, Garquile got the mixer going on the drinks. Valenlina started giving Tommy a back rub in to hope he would relax for a little while when she asked, “So Tommy, I never asked, whose idea was it to make the car fly?”
Sighing in pleasure Tommy replied, ”You keep that up I will tell you all of my secrets and maybe a few lies to make you believe in Santa Claus.”
Garquile brought over a tray of drinks, ”Mother would be aghast if she saw you handling a boy like that, and what do you mean Santa Claus isn’t real? You have destroyed my innocence!” He chimed in mockingly.
Tommy grabbed the drink when offered, Garquile made sure it was the one that was spiked. Tommy noticed the special ingredient, “Trying to help your sister loosen my resolve to her charms I see”.
Garquile feigned ignorance about the fact Tommy and his sister had been having sex for over a year now. Valenlina had told him, as soon as it happened, because she had to tell somebody, and he could keep a secret. There was a problem with the secret as it was not a secret. All of the parents knew and let Tommy and Valenlina believe they were being discreet. Valenlina had explained to him that Tommy was amazing, but he was also safe, and he felt the same way. They were not using each other, just enjoying what they had. Knowing it would be over in less than a year, when she would travel to Shil for University. “Please, my sister has no charm, as well as limited manners, but if you are going to spill your secrets…. I am listening.”
Valenlina worked her hands from the top of Tommy’s shoulders to just below his shoulder blades, ”As I am putty in Valenlina hands, I will tell you it was all Bobby’s idea. The reason he withdrew was he was afraid Granddad would get pissed about wanting to do a Shil’vita based retro mod on a sixty-nine Charger.”
Garquile finally getting his own drink “I would have watched Granddads reaction. I bet he blew a gaskit?.. I think that was the right way to say that.”
“It was, but not the way you would think. His first reaction was to snarf the beer he was drinking right his nose laughing. The guy he got the car from, Martinez, had a couple requests, ‘make it cool, fast and no shit purple shil metal on it’. ates the purple metal because it is a pain to shape by hand.” Pausing for another sip of his drink. “It took my Granddad a good five minutes to stop coughing while Robert was sitting there waiting for him to lay down the hammer on him, but then granddad said something neither of us were expecting.‘show what you have.’ Robert just sat there stunned then like a dam breaking. Bobby asked are you sure and my granddad just said show me what you have. “
Getting up to sit next to him, Valenlinaleaned over to wrap her arms around him. “It took Bobby about three hours to explain what needed to be done to make the car fly, with a top speed that he guessed was around two hundred and fifty miles an hour. When Bobby dropped that little tidbit about going faster granddad asked how much faster. Bobby only said that if he didn't deal with the heat, the car would melt. My granddad couldn'tthink how fast that would be and just told Boddy "let's just make it fly first then go for speed records.”
Garquile then asked, “So how long did it take to design all of this, to me it seemed that it was all in his head?”
Tommy rolled head back and laughed “To be honest, I have no idea, he could have been thinking about it since we started. He is like a dog playing fetch and then suddenly he sees a squirrel and off to the races, then ten minutes later he comes back with a rabbit and toy boat.”
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And a big thanks to the authors and their stories that inspired to get off my ass and put fingers to keyboard. RandomTinkerer (City Slickers and Hayseeds), Punnynfunny (Denied Operations), CompassWithHat (Top Lasgun), Rhion-618 (Just One Drop), UncleCieling(Going Native), RobotStatic (Far Away), Kazevenikov (The Cryptid Chronicle).
Super thank to SmolDs1337(Convenient Narrative) he was a massive help in editing this chapter and Grey_bit how has been a big help as well.
as always comments, complaints and suggestion are welcome.
When Lorian left Robert, she was in a foul mood. This bunch of clam digging flotsam needed to be investigated for criminal negligence and abuse. If things did not change before she left, she would be contacting naval criminal investigations. She could not go to the interior due to the classified nature of the evaluation for being declared a strategic asset. She asked the guard to take her to the facility commanders office.
When she entered the facility commander there were three naval officers waiting for her, the only one she had met to this point was Lt Cmdr Ashix, the security officer that had cleared her and her team for entry into the facility, she was seated to her left as she entered. To her right appeared to be an Edixi Lieutenant Commander also from naval intelligence with medical insignia and the woman behind the desk was and was a full commander from engineering.
Taking the last seat, the guard closed the door and remained outside “before we get started, I would like to know why I should not be in contact with NCI to investigate the abuse my client has endured at your hands” The stunned looks told her they were not prepared for that.
Commander Vashini was many things, but a boy bashing child abuser was not one of them. This sand clamed piece of turox shit dared to claim that she was … she did not complete the thought she pushed her temper down growling, “Explain yourself.”
Smiling predatorily, “Certainly, a fifteen-year-old human child kept in chains and in solitary confinement for three days. Also, there was no food or water at that time. Other than a few pieces of food he took from your lunch your lunch” pointing at the woman with the medical insignia, “and no basic hygiene since he was taken into custody. Now if you do not believe me, ask the guard outside if she is allowed to remove my client’s chains.”
“I am Dr Arandis Norroe and if that is the case then why did he not speak up?” Arandis realized just how moronic her statement was out of her mouth closing her eyes, ”He does not vocalize and none of the guards knows hand speak.”
Lorian continued, “add in the Fact that that a large number of young males from this world disappear all the time and believe he is next on the tragic list. The only reason I would not get the interior involved is because if I did, the odds of him ever going home drops below fifty-fifty.”
The woman to Lorians right, Lt Cmdr Ashi, spoke next.” I had heard stories that it was happening, but I thought it was an exaggeration, you know, just stories. Is it really that bad?”
Looking at Lt Cmdr Ashi, ”In the almost five years since the imperium liberated this world there has been a loss of almost six hundred million people and those are the planetary governesses own numbers and if you ask an human that would give you and honest number it would be closer to a eight hundred million. With either number I would start calling it a genocide or a mass enslavement. When I first arrived, I came to get a man and make a ton of credits. I naively used to believe that we in the Imperium were the righteous and virtuous ones, not anymore. The interior and the nobility are all out of control of this world. Now there are some who are doing the Empress's good work, but there are not enough of them.”
Zirlyn turned to Cmdr Vashini “This changes things, we are going to need to protect him from not just external but internal threats. I will take care of the boy, Robert and make sure safe and not abused and has everything he needs. I will make sure he has access to communicate with family and other involved persons. Once my background investigation is complete.”
Cmdr Vashini was reeling, she was complicit in boy bashing, almost. She had fucked up now she had to fix it. “Advocate, LtCmdr Ashix will see to all of the issues you have raised” Raising her voice “Guard Please get in here.”
The guard replied as she entered, ”Yes Ma’am”
“Please get our guest fully kitted out with the exception of weapons, armor, and electronic devices he will not need for now. And return any personal items again with exceptions identified. All personnel that need to interact with our guest will be equipped with a translation program for terrain hand speak. Once kitted out you and two others will escort our guest to an area where he may take care of his personal hygiene needs without intrusion. Per naval protocol our guest will not be restrained unless he is being interviewed by a technical person. That means leave the restraints in the interview room. Dismissed.”
When the guard acknowledged her orders and left, Cmdr Vashini “That should improve his treatment. The restraints are required, unless overridden by a flag officer. Advocate is there anything I can do right now to correct his mistreatment.”
“That should be sufficient for now. When this meeting is over I will check in with my client and see if he needs anything else and coordinate with LtCmdr Ashix ”, Lorian replied, relieved that there was no fight or recrimination, just fix the problems and more on.
Cmdr Vashini turns to Dr Norroe, “Doctor you're up.”
Dr Norroe sat up and began her presentation, ”I start with a complete review of his medical and educational records which are interesting to say the least. I was able to verify four items identified by a human psychologist from before the liberation, any one of these if he were not human, he would have been institutionalized with the expectation of a pending psychotic break and becoming a danger to himself and others. In curd terms he is a defective and was labeled as so when his mother moved him to Prescott. Fortunately for us his mother chose to parental educate.”
Lorian broke in “Don’t you mean fortunately for him not us?”
Bemused by the interruption” Yes you are correct. Where was I,” looking back to her notes “parental education option. To say I am impressed with her success is an understatement. He completed the imperium basic primary education curriculum in less than three terrain years with exceptional marks in every subject except language related courses. This shows his raw intelligence is very high and my cognitive test confirms he is at least a one in a hundred thousand intellect.”
Dr Norroe paused to let the good part sink in,” Now the four items I mentioned earlier Dyslexia, digraphia, low latent inhibition, and manic depression. We have different names for them, dyslexia is called ‘non-linear developmental psychosis’, digraphia is called ‘limited developmental cognitive articulation’ these a both defined by humans as learning disabilities and the humans have been aware if this for some though most of the time it is miss diagnosed. When correctly identified there are several strategies to work around and adapt the educational environment for this. For low latent inhibition or hyper process stimulation, this is so rare for us there is almost no research on the subject, except to indicate that it is a death sentence by the age of ten and mostly affects boys.
Cmdr Vashini broke in, “Are you telling me that humans deal with this all of the time.”
Dr Norroe had to laugh,” Hardly, with the learning disabilities they do not just deal they have used it a s a species to drive their technological advancement without dyslexia I do not think the human would have gone from the first powered flight to their lunar landing in one human lifetime, research in the subject showed that half of the engineers involved had the condition. The condition affects about fifteen to twenty percent of the population, so I believe there was an evolutionary advantage. About the same number of humans are left-handed, for the Shil’vita left handedness is about three percent.”
Lorian remembered something Robert had said: it is a blessing and a curse.
“With humans there is a very diverse spectrum of these learning disabilities.” Dr Norroe continued. “ In His case the manic depression is directly tied to his limited ability to articulate what he is thinking. This may be why he produced so many abstract art pieces, he is expressing an idea the only way he can.
Back to the testing I did with Robert showed not only is he very intelligent, but he is very creative as well and like all the others who have dyslexia, he just thinks differently.”
Dr Norroe paused waiting for any questions and pulled up an example, “Here we have two images one titled rain drops on glass next to one titled gravity lensing optical distortion. The first one would be considered art the other science. This is an example in true non-linear thinking, it is clear that the first triggered the second.”
Cmdr Vashini rubbed her forehead.” I do not understand how somebody could go from rain drops on a piece of glass to an understanding of gravitational lensing. There is no logical way to connect the two.”
Lt Cmdr Ashix countered “No, it is a form of pattern recognition. I am trained to see things that do not belong, and that took years, he connects things instinctively. I bet if he did speak, he would be finishing your sentences for you, and be correct better than half of the time.”
Cmdr Vashini,” Now that we have taken Dr Norroe up a side stream, the idea of pattern recognition begs the question if that thing out in the hanger is a piece of a pattern, if it is, then is it the start or the end. If this is the end of the pattern, the kid will be rich off all the things that come out of it. We have figured out about ten percent of what he created but no real idea why. From that ten percent the team has identified six or seven applications for just the navy.”
Lorian had to smile at the commander’s admission. Six or seven new applications in just a few days, this was very good news. “I will need that information in basic concept form, no technical data. It is legally his, is it not?”
Advocates, Cmdr Vashini though bemused, always looking for a quick credit,” Yes, it is all his if we ever figure out what it is. Now if we are done with this subject Doctor please continue.”
/*************/
Garquile was as close to his happy place as the situation would allow. His ankle monitor chaffed as he tried to move around the kitchen. Two things in his life brought him great pleasure. Cooking and barrel racing. Cooking was a creative passion, a chance to tune out the world and concentrate on the creation of a flavor and texture, a single note of a song that would make up a meal. He had prepped all of the fruits, vegetables and was now working on the main dish, two large Copi, fresh from the upper Mississippi River. Deboning and deveining was the tedious and delicate part. If you rushed, you could leave the meat unpresentable. Finishing his cleanup of the filets, he surveyed his handy work, perfect he thought.
Three perfect filets for the adults doing their important adulting stuff, even with all four advocated here. The kids, himself included, would have the other filets with the gill meat and the trimming from the other filets that were too thin to be cooked the way he wanted. The Copi was covered in a mango lime jerk chutney to give the fish a delicate crusted glaze, when cooked in an outdoor brick oven. Waiting for the Copi, would be individual bowls of pad thai, served with a reduced coconut milk jerk spice reduction.
The kids, himself and his siblings would get fish tacos. Fish tacos were not something he made very often for dinner, it was finger food, it was not appropriate for the evening family meal in the dining room, but they were not having a real family meal tonight, so guilty finger food was on the menu.
Tonight’s meal would have been fun if not for the fact that he and Tommy were both wearing ankle monitors and Robert was locked in a cage and was being treated like an animal, from what he had overheard. Afterwards, the adults sealed off the dining room so they could talk in private. The family dining room was the only place in the house that could double up as a conference room.
Tommy had been pretty freaked out over the three days they had been detained. Tommy had explained it to him the day after they got back. Humans until very recently were not citizens of the Imperium and had no legal status for due process, so if he did anything the powers that be could just ship him off to the marines. It was a favorite tactic of the interior to deal with the troublemakers. Now he was a muted version of himself. Tommy always seemed to want to protect Robert, mainly from family shit with his grandfather.
He had met both Robert and Tommy about a month after they had moved to Earth in a Kung fu class. One of his mother’s security detail had started training long before he and his family arrived and suggested it as a way to integrate into the local community in a controlled environment. His sisters loved it from the start, mainly to interact with boys. It was not until he shifted into the Tia chi that he began to enjoy the Kung Fu. The only thing he still dreaded was sparing, the human boys would take the opportunity to hit him a little harder just to piss off his sisters. He remembered that early on Robert never attacked when he spared only using counter strikes.
He remembered his father telling him that every young woman should defend their family and every young man should have the poise and confidence to allow them to do it. Having confidence in your wife’s ability to defend you showed in how you presented yourself, you would never cower because you would never have to. Public displays of confidence in your wives are one of the most powerful displays of love and devotion the world can ever be shown. At least according to his father, he had eleven wives in his forty-six years and his youngest wife, Lalania, was almost twenty.
The timer on the oven pulled Garquile out of his thoughts the Copi was done and needed to be plated. Presentation was important, mother had an image to maintain, he could not and would not serve anything that was just thrown onto a plate. He and three of his sisters would serve the adults restaurant style since this was working dinner. Tommy would be serving the wine, he had the advantage working as a server in the local casino’s restaurant. Servers worked with the waiters to refresh the drinks and bring out the food for the waiters to present to customers. The server position was just a dodge to get around the law requiring waiters to be eighteen human years old to serve alcohol.
Garquile’s mother only tolerated having a large household staff to serve official functions. She had been very forceful when she had become governess. So that her children would not become lazy bottom feeders, all of the children had chores. Garquile had traded his sister Valenlina, laundry for cooking. She hated both chores, but laundry took less time than cooking the family meal four nights a week.
Garquile had chosen a pair of white wines from the Sonoita region, a Albarino and a Verdejo. Tommy had suggested these because they were very popular with fish at the restaurants. The guests would get to choose, and the family would get the leftovers. Garquile had Valenlina call their father and tell him that dinner was on its way. When they arrived with the food the table was not cleared but all the papers and data slate had been moved to the side of their owners. Garquile sighed. So much for his proper presentation, they were too engrossed to really care, but the show must go on. As his sisters presented the meal to their guests and family, Garquile described the meal, detailing each aspect. Tommy picked up with a well-practiced description of the wines when Garquile finished.
With the meal served, the children retreated to the outdoor patio. Garquile and Tommy brought out the tacos and chips and set them up near the fire pit. Valenlina came out last carrying the blender and margarita mix, the only thing missing was alcohol. Garquile intended to fix that at least.
Tommy had been looking out for Robert ever since they had met, not that Robert needed protection. Tommy acted like a filter, keeping the B.S. to a minimum and keeping him engaged with the people around him. When Tommy had asked him and Valenlina to help with the car,both of them had been excited. For Valenlina, a classic human car was a maybe someday dream, but time with Tommy was time with Tommy. Tommy explained that Robert had really started engaging with people when they started the car. It was something he could talk about that others could understand…. right up until the motor that had taken the six months of hard-core scrapping to buy. When the motor had turned out to be a worthless boat anchor, Robert had reverted to being disengaged. Lost in his data slate shell as he had been before, Garquile still did not know what had gotten Robert to re-engage so to speak.
As everyone was chowing down on the tacos, Garquile got the mixer going on the drinks. Valenlina started giving Tommy a back rub in to hope he would relax for a little while when she asked, “So Tommy, I never asked, whose idea was it to make the car fly?”
Sighing in pleasure Tommy replied, ”You keep that up I will tell you all of my secrets and maybe a few lies to make you believe in Santa Claus.”
Garquile brought over a tray of drinks, ”Mother would be aghast if she saw you handling a boy like that, and what do you mean Santa Claus isn’t real? You have destroyed my innocence!” He chimed in mockingly.
Tommy grabbed the drink when offered, Garquile made sure it was the one that was spiked. Tommy noticed the special ingredient, “Trying to help your sister loosen my resolve to her charms I see”.
Garquile feigned ignorance about the fact Tommy and his sister had been having sex for over a year now. Valenlina had told him, as soon as it happened, because she had to tell somebody, and he could keep a secret. There was a problem with the secret as it was not a secret. All of the parents knew and let Tommy and Valenlina believe they were being discreet. Valenlina had explained to him that Tommy was amazing, but he was also safe, and he felt the same way. They were not using each other, just enjoying what they had. Knowing it would be over in less than a year, when she would travel to Shil for University. “Please, my sister has no charm, as well as limited manners, but if you are going to spill your secrets…. I am listening.”
Valenlina worked her hands from the top of Tommy’s shoulders to just below his shoulder blades, ”As I am putty in Valenlina hands, I will tell you it was all Bobby’s idea. The reason he withdrew was he was afraid Granddad would get pissed about wanting to do a Shil’vita based retro mod on a sixty-nine Charger.”
Garquile finally getting his own drink “I would have watched Granddads reaction. I bet he blew a gaskit?.. I think that was the right way to say that.”
“It was, but not the way you would think. His first reaction was to snarf the beer he was drinking right his nose laughing. The guy he got the car from, Martinez, had a couple requests, ‘make it cool, fast and no shit purple shil metal on it’. ates the purple metal because it is a pain to shape by hand.” Pausing for another sip of his drink. “It took my Granddad a good five minutes to stop coughing while Robert was sitting there waiting for him to lay down the hammer on him, but then granddad said something neither of us were expecting.‘show what you have.’ Robert just sat there stunned then like a dam breaking. Bobby asked are you sure and my granddad just said show me what you have. “
Getting up to sit next to him, Valenlinaleaned over to wrap her arms around him. “It took Bobby about three hours to explain what needed to be done to make the car fly, with a top speed that he guessed was around two hundred and fifty miles an hour. When Bobby dropped that little tidbit about going faster granddad asked how much faster. Bobby only said that if he didn't deal with the heat, the car would melt. My granddad couldn'tthink how fast that would be and just told Boddy "let's just make it fly first then go for speed records.”
Garquile then asked, “So how long did it take to design all of this, to me it seemed that it was all in his head?”
Tommy rolled head back and laughed “To be honest, I have no idea, he could have been thinking about it since we started. He is like a dog playing fetch and then suddenly he sees a squirrel and off to the races, then ten minutes later he comes back with a rabbit and toy boat.”
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Credit to u/bluefishcake for writing the original SSB story and building the sandbox for us to play in.
And a big thanks to the authors and their stories that inspired to get off my ass and put fingers to keyboard. RandomTinkerer (City Slickers and Hayseeds), Punnynfunny (Denied Operations), CompassWithHat (Top Lasgun), Rhion-618 (Just One Drop), UncleCieling(Going Native), RobotStatic (Far Away), Kazevenikov (The Cryptid Chronicle).
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Advocate Listian drove through the remains of a Terran military base that had taken several orbital strikes. They had left the runways intact to be used by the liberation forces. The irony was that most of the human casualties here were families of the military personnel. The combat forces had been deployed throughout the city using the freeway system as improvised runways and underpasses as fuel and ordnance depots. It had been an effective strategy, the marine landing force had been made to bleed, but the heart of the city they were trying to defend, had been leveled in the fighting. She now hoped that her strategy would prove more successful in the long term.
It had taken her three days to get clearance and see her client. She reached the check point where she parked her ground vehicle, after presenting her credentials, she and all of her belongings were thoroughly inspected. They had been very direct about what she could and could not bring inside the perimeter. She waited about ten minutes before another vehicle arrived and picked her up to take her to the hangar facility. Her driver did not speak save for basic pleasantries. The hangar was a standard prefabricated military structure that had been built right after the liberation; it was complete with a barracks that could house over two hundred. The only thing out of place was a pair of human commercial food trucks with “Poncho Panda’s Mobile Kitchen” complete with a stylized panda mascot, wearing a weird hat and holding a plate of food.
The ground vehicle was met by a naval security guard “Ma’am, I will be your escort for the day, if you follow me, I will see you to your client.”
"Thank you.” Replied Lorian as she fell beside the guard. She was led to a secure interrogation room. Her client, Robert sat chained to a table in an oversized chair, while looking straight ahead, hands flat on the table.
Placing her data slate on the table and taking a seat, Lorain spoke. “Guard, I would like those restraints removed.”
“Sorry ma’am I do not have authorization to do that.” the guard said before turning to leave.
Looking up from the table “Then if you would be so kind as to go get authorization.” Lorian said forcefully.
Leaving, the guard responded. “I will forward your request up the chain of commands, is that all?”
“Yes, thank you.”
Taking a deep breath and clearing her thoughts, she began. ” Robert my name is Lorian Listian and I am here to represent you, I am your advocate. Do you understand what that means?”
/*******************/
Robert had lived the last three days in either a cage or chained to a table, only fed once in that time & only because Dr Norroe decided to share some of her lunch with him. She had told him she would make sure that somebody would take care of him. Just another lie. It didn't matter. They were just going to disappear him anyway. Today they had brought him to the interrogation room later than normal, they usually brought him out of his cage as soon as the work crews got busy in the morning. He was close enough to the hanger to pick up some of the more heated conversations.
Robert mused that these people couldn't understand the math and related technical drawing of how the AG fields were set up and their basic interactions with each other, then 'How in God's name did they even get to space before us?' Today’s shouting match was about the AG field control law database and why it was interfaced with a child’s toy. The answer was simple, the analog circuits acted as a poor man’s adaptive field strength controller that allowed the system to adjust the strength, position and shape of the AG field. The analog circuit was cheaper and faster than hacking and rebuilding the existing software. Most of the AG units were dodgy at best, so not cracking the software seemed like the best idea. Add to that, they used three different manufacturers. It was an easy decision. The control law database was simple to modify, the instructions were in the maintenance manuals and were not considered classified material. The database tools were available to the maintenance crew. All you needed was a part number and service tag and the vendor sent it to you.
Robert's attempts to listen to the work crews were interrupted when the door to the interrogation room opened and the female Shil’vita he had met at the other facility entered, followed by one of the guards. Her name was Lorian Listian and she has said that she was his advocate based on their limited conversation last time, she was a lawyer.
He just watched as she entered and took a seat. She engaged with the guard about getting the restraints removed. The exchange got a little terse when the guard said no. Robert wanted to smile and say, ‘good luck with that’. These people were so rigid in their thinking they wouldn't ask how high when told to jump.
She too took a moment and took a deep breath before looking at him. ”Robert my name is advocate Lorian Listian and I am here to represent you, I am your advocate. Do you understand what that means?”
Use his hand to speak as best he could, “Yes, if I understand the term advocate means you represent me in legal matters?”
Smiling and relaxing a little, she continued. “Good, how have they been treating you? Is everything ok?”
Dropping his head in dejection, Robert could only think if she was completely unobservant. He wanted to call her out on it but antagonizing her would not be helpful. choosing his word carefully, he continued. “Their treatment borders on criminal neglect, but this seems to be closer to the norm of how humans are treated by the Imperium. We are a little spoiled here with our governess. She does try to reign the shit in.” He spoke the truth about the local governess from the actions he witnessed and heard. “Nothing is ok, unless you think keeping me in chains since I got here three days ago. In that time, I have only eaten once. The only water I get is when I drink out of the sink in the bathroom. The only person I have communicated with is Dr Norroe. But to her, I am some sort of weird oddity, not a person. You can choose to believe me or not, I expected to be disappeared soon enough.”
Lorian sat in stunned disgust looking him over. He was still wearing his original clothes and visible hair growing in on his face, he was not lying. “ Wait right here” pausing “Sorry, poor choice of words. I am going to get you some food and water.”
Robert smiled just a little “Don't worry I will not speak a word of this foe pax to anybody, it would kill your bill rate.”
Standing and scrunching her brow “ouch, I hope you are not mocking me.”
Robert genuinely smiled slightly, “too bad, I mock everyone.”
Lorian pounded in the door and waited for the guard to respond. When the door opened the guard allowed advocate Listian to leave. Through the door Robert heard “Food truck NOW.” As their footsteps retreated hoped maybe she would remember the water.
Lorian exited the room as soon as the door opened, she controlled her anger when addressing the guard with “Food Truck Now” but her tone was harsh and she walked past the guard heading to the hanger where the food truck.
“Yes Ma’am” was the only response.
The food truck was not a truck, but rather a large, enclosed trailer setup as a kitchen. With a service line set out along the side of the trailer, just inside the hanger door. There were two humans working to clear the service line as she approached. “What do you have left? “ speaking to get the attention of the humans. Without looking up from their work the younger male pointed to the far end of the service line “All leftovers are on the end take what you want they're fair game until lunch time in two hours.” Reaching the end of the service line Lorian grabbed a tray. She loaded the tray up with a cup of fruit and something the size of a loft wrapped in foil and four bottles of water. With a tray fully loaded she indicated to the guard to take ger back to the interrogation cell.
Robert watched advocate Listian leave. Hehad gotten used to be alone. It was not that he liked being alone, but it was safe No feeling out of place except, even here all of the little things were becoming distractions. There was no getting stuck, as he called having so much to say and unable to get it out. At least here he could take the time to continue his thought experiment; trying to figure out if the negative energy state was a result of a negative gravity pulse or did the negative gravity pulse create the negative energy state. Solving this should get him to the point where phase set collapse could be completely mapped out. He was so focused on the problem that he was startled when advocate Listian returned carrying a tray of food and water.
Lorian told the guard thank you, putting the tray down in front of her client, & looking at Robert “You can eat while I talk, ok?”
Robert was not in the mood to be cooperative, but at the sight of the cup of fruit, a breakfast burrito and his growling stomach ended any idea of being stubborn. Robert felt a little ashamed thinking like that, she appeared to be looking out for him. He told her “Thank you” and meant it before tearing into the burrito. On the second bite Robert slowed down to give his stomach a chance. The first bite tasted so good, but it hit his stomach like a lead weight. Completing his second bite Robert put the burrito down and reached for the water.
Lorian waited until Robert had a couple bites of food before beginning. She started with the general state of things, that Thomas and Garquile had been released the same day he had been transferred here. His mom and the rest of the family were fine. The governess had done everything within her power to make sure he was not to be removed from the planet.
As Robert ate, he listened to Advocate Listian describe the situation, everyone seemed to be ok for now. He was worried about his mom, but she had Rufus to keep her from going crazy, he hoped. The part about not being disappeared was good news and he was surprised the Garquile’s mom had gone to the planetary governess for this. Garquile’s mom had always seemed cold and distant or maybe it was pure professionalism for her job that she could never let anybody outside her family see anything but the Governess. He would be adding her to his prayers.
Lorian had completed the explanation of why a corporate structure was needed to protect him and his intellectual property before she noticed that Robert was eating slowly “Why are you eating so slowly? “
Still crewing, “if I eat too fast, I'll get sick…. I would spare you that.” Putting down the remainder of his burrito down” I have a request about MY company.”
Lorian smiled, “So long as it is legal, sure what is it?”
“The parent company should be called ‘Promethean’ . I want to name it after the Greek Titan Prometheus, he defied the Olympian gods and presented mankind with the gift of fire. And for his defiance they chained him to a great boulder and set two giant vultures to devour his liver every day for eternity. “
Mankind was an odd word to hear, a male centric word. Curiosity questioned the name “Do you think you are like Prometheus bringing fire to humans.”
“No, I may be angry and arrogant, but I do not have that much hubris. I would like to believe that I have been given both blessings and curses, so I was given fire and now I must endure what comes. Dr Norroe says I exhibit a non-linear developmental psychosis, Humans call it dyslexia. “
Lorian had never heard of either of the things Robert had mentioned, ”Is this dielesiea common among humans?”
Shrugging “About fifteen to twenty percent of the population have it to some degree. And there is a big discussion by the Imperium health and educational services about whether it should be fixed in utero. ”
It would be an easy choice for Lorian she thought, she would correct it in utero “I think any mother or father would love to have a cure for this.”
Sadly shaking his head no “I would not, what would I lose to be….normal. I would not be me. We know how to identify it and how to work with it. If you take away the struggle, we would be weaker, not stronger.”
“I had not thought about it that way. Something to think about.” Smiling “Now let's get back to business. They can only keep you for thirty days total, but they must pay you, so the bill rate we have decided on is two thousand credits per hour.”
Robert interrupted “ Plus three thousand credits per hour for cruel and abusive treatment! Give them a reason to play nice.”
Smiling wryly “We were going with one thousand but three works just as well. We hope to get you visitors after shel.”
Robert continued to eat as Lorian finished up and excused herself. Robert savored every bit of his meal. He did not know when or if he would get another. He had limited faith in his advocates, he did not want to get his hopes up. Plan for the worse, hope for the best he supposed.
As Lorian knocked on the door to leave she turned to Robert and asked “ Is there any insight or hint you would be willing to give me to pass alone?”
Pausing with the last piece of fruit,” If they had asked me on day one I would have been willing to work with them but now… “ pausing to think about what he wanted to give them “the hint is the name of the car.”
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And a big thanks to the authors and their stories that inspired to get off my ass and put fingers to keyboard. RandomTinkerer (City Slickers and Hayseeds), Punnynfunny (Denied Operations), CompassWithHat (Top Lasgun), Rhion-618 (Just One Drop), UncleCieling(Going Native), RobotStatic (Far Away), Kazevenikov (The Cryptid Chronicle).
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Advocate Listian drove through the remains of a Terran military base that had taken several orbital strikes. They had left the runways intact to be used by the liberation forces. The irony was that most of the human casualties here were families of the military personnel. The combat forces had been deployed throughout the city using the freeway system as improvised runways and underpasses as fuel and ordnance depots. It had been an effective strategy, the marine landing force had been made to bleed, but the heart of the city they were trying to defend, had been leveled in the fighting. She now hoped that her strategy would prove more successful in the long term.
It had taken her three days to get clearance and see her client. She reached the check point where she parked her ground vehicle, after presenting her credentials, she and all of her belongings were thoroughly inspected. They had been very direct about what she could and could not bring inside the perimeter. She waited about ten minutes before another vehicle arrived and picked her up to take her to the hangar facility. Her driver did not speak save for basic pleasantries. The hangar was a standard prefabricated military structure that had been built right after the liberation; it was complete with a barracks that could house over two hundred. The only thing out of place was a pair of human commercial food trucks with “Poncho Panda’s Mobile Kitchen” complete with a stylized panda mascot, wearing a weird hat and holding a plate of food.
The ground vehicle was met by a naval security guard “Ma’am, I will be your escort for the day, if you follow me, I will see you to your client.”
"Thank you.” Replied Lorian as she fell beside the guard. She was led to a secure interrogation room. Her client, Robert sat chained to a table in an oversized chair, while looking straight ahead, hands flat on the table.
Placing her data slate on the table and taking a seat, Lorain spoke. “Guard, I would like those restraints removed.”
“Sorry ma’am I do not have authorization to do that.” the guard said before turning to leave.
Looking up from the table “Then if you would be so kind as to go get authorization.” Lorian said forcefully.
Leaving, the guard responded. “I will forward your request up the chain of commands, is that all?”
“Yes, thank you.”
Taking a deep breath and clearing her thoughts, she began. ” Robert my name is Lorian Listian and I am here to represent you, I am your advocate. Do you understand what that means?”
/*******************/
Robert had lived the last three days in either a cage or chained to a table, only fed once in that time & only because Dr Norroe decided to share some of her lunch with him. She had told him she would make sure that somebody would take care of him. Just another lie. It didn't matter. They were just going to disappear him anyway. Today they had brought him to the interrogation room later than normal, they usually brought him out of his cage as soon as the work crews got busy in the morning. He was close enough to the hanger to pick up some of the more heated conversations.
Robert mused that these people couldn't understand the math and related technical drawing of how the AG fields were set up and their basic interactions with each other, then 'How in God's name did they even get to space before us?' Today’s shouting match was about the AG field control law database and why it was interfaced with a child’s toy. The answer was simple, the analog circuits acted as a poor man’s adaptive field strength controller that allowed the system to adjust the strength, position and shape of the AG field. The analog circuit was cheaper and faster than hacking and rebuilding the existing software. Most of the AG units were dodgy at best, so not cracking the software seemed like the best idea. Add to that, they used three different manufacturers. It was an easy decision. The control law database was simple to modify, the instructions were in the maintenance manuals and were not considered classified material. The database tools were available to the maintenance crew. All you needed was a part number and service tag and the vendor sent it to you.
Robert's attempts to listen to the work crews were interrupted when the door to the interrogation room opened and the female Shil’vita he had met at the other facility entered, followed by one of the guards. Her name was Lorian Listian and she has said that she was his advocate based on their limited conversation last time, she was a lawyer.
He just watched as she entered and took a seat. She engaged with the guard about getting the restraints removed. The exchange got a little terse when the guard said no. Robert wanted to smile and say, ‘good luck with that’. These people were so rigid in their thinking they wouldn't ask how high when told to jump.
She too took a moment and took a deep breath before looking at him. ”Robert my name is advocate Lorian Listian and I am here to represent you, I am your advocate. Do you understand what that means?”
Use his hand to speak as best he could, “Yes, if I understand the term advocate means you represent me in legal matters?”
Smiling and relaxing a little, she continued. “Good, how have they been treating you? Is everything ok?”
Dropping his head in dejection, Robert could only think if she was completely unobservant. He wanted to call her out on it but antagonizing her would not be helpful. choosing his word carefully, he continued. “Their treatment borders on criminal neglect, but this seems to be closer to the norm of how humans are treated by the Imperium. We are a little spoiled here with our governess. She does try to reign the shit in.” He spoke the truth about the local governess from the actions he witnessed and heard. “Nothing is ok, unless you think keeping me in chains since I got here three days ago. In that time, I have only eaten once. The only water I get is when I drink out of the sink in the bathroom. The only person I have communicated with is Dr Norroe. But to her, I am some sort of weird oddity, not a person. You can choose to believe me or not, I expected to be disappeared soon enough.”
Lorian sat in stunned disgust looking him over. He was still wearing his original clothes and visible hair growing in on his face, he was not lying. “ Wait right here” pausing “Sorry, poor choice of words. I am going to get you some food and water.”
Robert smiled just a little “Don't worry I will not speak a word of this foe pax to anybody, it would kill your bill rate.”
Standing and scrunching her brow “ouch, I hope you are not mocking me.”
Robert genuinely smiled slightly, “too bad, I mock everyone.”
Lorian pounded in the door and waited for the guard to respond. When the door opened the guard allowed advocate Listian to leave. Through the door Robert heard “Food truck NOW.” As their footsteps retreated hoped maybe she would remember the water.
Lorian exited the room as soon as the door opened, she controlled her anger when addressing the guard with “Food Truck Now” but her tone was harsh and she walked past the guard heading to the hanger where the food truck.
“Yes Ma’am” was the only response.
The food truck was not a truck, but rather a large, enclosed trailer setup as a kitchen. With a service line set out along the side of the trailer, just inside the hanger door. There were two humans working to clear the service line as she approached. “What do you have left? “ speaking to get the attention of the humans. Without looking up from their work the younger male pointed to the far end of the service line “All leftovers are on the end take what you want they're fair game until lunch time in two hours.” Reaching the end of the service line Lorian grabbed a tray. She loaded the tray up with a cup of fruit and something the size of a loft wrapped in foil and four bottles of water. With a tray fully loaded she indicated to the guard to take ger back to the interrogation cell.
Robert watched advocate Listian leave. Hehad gotten used to be alone. It was not that he liked being alone, but it was safe No feeling out of place except, even here all of the little things were becoming distractions. There was no getting stuck, as he called having so much to say and unable to get it out. At least here he could take the time to continue his thought experiment; trying to figure out if the negative energy state was a result of a negative gravity pulse or did the negative gravity pulse create the negative energy state. Solving this should get him to the point where phase set collapse could be completely mapped out. He was so focused on the problem that he was startled when advocate Listian returned carrying a tray of food and water.
Lorian told the guard thank you, putting the tray down in front of her client, & looking at Robert “You can eat while I talk, ok?”
Robert was not in the mood to be cooperative, but at the sight of the cup of fruit, a breakfast burrito and his growling stomach ended any idea of being stubborn. Robert felt a little ashamed thinking like that, she appeared to be looking out for him. He told her “Thank you” and meant it before tearing into the burrito. On the second bite Robert slowed down to give his stomach a chance. The first bite tasted so good, but it hit his stomach like a lead weight. Completing his second bite Robert put the burrito down and reached for the water.
Lorian waited until Robert had a couple bites of food before beginning. She started with the general state of things, that Thomas and Garquile had been released the same day he had been transferred here. His mom and the rest of the family were fine. The governess had done everything within her power to make sure he was not to be removed from the planet.
As Robert ate, he listened to Advocate Listian describe the situation, everyone seemed to be ok for now. He was worried about his mom, but she had Rufus to keep her from going crazy, he hoped. The part about not being disappeared was good news and he was surprised the Garquile’s mom had gone to the planetary governess for this. Garquile’s mom had always seemed cold and distant or maybe it was pure professionalism for her job that she could never let anybody outside her family see anything but the Governess. He would be adding her to his prayers.
Lorian had completed the explanation of why a corporate structure was needed to protect him and his intellectual property before she noticed that Robert was eating slowly “Why are you eating so slowly? “
Still crewing, “if I eat too fast, I'll get sick…. I would spare you that.” Putting down the remainder of his burrito down” I have a request about MY company.”
Lorian smiled, “So long as it is legal, sure what is it?”
“The parent company should be called ‘Promethean’ . I want to name it after the Greek Titan Prometheus, he defied the Olympian gods and presented mankind with the gift of fire. And for his defiance they chained him to a great boulder and set two giant vultures to devour his liver every day for eternity. “
Mankind was an odd word to hear, a male centric word. Curiosity questioned the name “Do you think you are like Prometheus bringing fire to humans.”
“No, I may be angry and arrogant, but I do not have that much hubris. I would like to believe that I have been given both blessings and curses, so I was given fire and now I must endure what comes. Dr Norroe says I exhibit a non-linear developmental psychosis, Humans call it dyslexia. “
Lorian had never heard of either of the things Robert had mentioned, ”Is this dielesiea common among humans?”
Shrugging “About fifteen to twenty percent of the population have it to some degree. And there is a big discussion by the Imperium health and educational services about whether it should be fixed in utero. ”
It would be an easy choice for Lorian she thought, she would correct it in utero “I think any mother or father would love to have a cure for this.”
Sadly shaking his head no “I would not, what would I lose to be….normal. I would not be me. We know how to identify it and how to work with it. If you take away the struggle, we would be weaker, not stronger.”
“I had not thought about it that way. Something to think about.” Smiling “Now let's get back to business. They can only keep you for thirty days total, but they must pay you, so the bill rate we have decided on is two thousand credits per hour.”
Robert interrupted “ Plus three thousand credits per hour for cruel and abusive treatment! Give them a reason to play nice.”
Smiling wryly “We were going with one thousand but three works just as well. We hope to get you visitors after shel.”
Robert continued to eat as Lorian finished up and excused herself. Robert savored every bit of his meal. He did not know when or if he would get another. He had limited faith in his advocates, he did not want to get his hopes up. Plan for the worse, hope for the best he supposed.
As Lorian knocked on the door to leave she turned to Robert and asked “ Is there any insight or hint you would be willing to give me to pass alone?”
Pausing with the last piece of fruit,” If they had asked me on day one I would have been willing to work with them but now… “ pausing to think about what he wanted to give them “the hint is the name of the car.”
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Credit to u/bluefishcake for writing the original SSB story and building the sandbox for us to play in.
And a big thanks to the authors and their stories that inspired to get off my ass and put fingers to keyboard. RandomTinkerer (City Slickers and Hayseeds), Punnynfunny (Denied Operations), CompassWithHat (Top Lasgun), Rhion-618 (Just One Drop), UncleCieling(Going Native), RobotStatic (Far Away), Kazevenikov (The Cryptid Chronicle).
Super thank to SmolDs1337(Convenient Narrative) he was a massive help in editing this chapter and Grey_bit how has been a big help as well.
Fair warring this is a long one, Enjoy,
as always comments, complaints and suggestion are welcome.
On the morning of the third day a six-person naval security team came into Robert’s cell, with a set of leg and wrist chains and a hood. The smallest of the team of guards held the restraints, she ordered him to spread his legs and present his hands & not to resist. Her voice was calm but cold. Robert fought his sense of growing panic as he complied, spreading his legs and holding his hands out in front of him. The ankle restraints clicked into place, then the wrist restraints. As the first wrist restraint snapped into place true panic started to take over, his hands started to shake, his jaw was quivering, and his breath quickened and became erratic, making it difficult to restrain his left hand.
One of the guards blocking the cell door spoke up “Oh what a little cutie isn’t he just adorable quivering with anticipation I bet he likes it rough! Maybe we should pat him down once he's secure to make sure there's not any contraband hidden away.”
The guard securing his restraints forcefully retorted. “Kaynigne shut he fuck up, you are not being helpful.” “Keitrin don’t get your panties in a knot! I'm just having some fun, besides these little sex monkeys’ only think about fucking at this age, I bet he could take care of all our needs and still have juice leftover.” Kaynigne laughed.
Another guard spoke up as Keitrin secured his left hand and began to connect the ankle restraints to the wrist restraints, “Kaynigne, you slimily clam licking sand smasher, it is shit talking like that, that keeps you from getting a date.”
Closing his eyes, 'Stay calm, let me out' the voice said.
The guard wrapped the restraint belt around his waist, in his mind he was shaking in fear “No…” he whimpered.
The guard attached the chain 'Stay calm, I can make it safe, now let me out. ‘the voice demanded calmly.
Kaynigne felt his eyes on her in a way that curved her tongue. 'They will hurt me like the others, I need to get to safety' Before finally losing himself to the panic.
Calmly the voice replied, 'I will be safe, I will not be hurt, I will stay calm.' The guard opened the hood and placed it over Robert’s head. Kaynigne looked into the boy’s eyes as the hood came over him, she shivered but did not know why.
The hood was attached front and back to the belt around his waist. He slowed his breathing, forcing the panic down deep into his mind, not banished but subdued. The hood had a thin mesh material where his mouth and nose were, allowing him to breath but not see or hear well.
“All right the subject is secure. Let's get him on the transport and get him to the research site.” a voice he thought belonged to the guard that had chained him said, before the other voices became only muffled noise.
His voice calmed 'Breath, stay aware, stay calm' he thought, 'count, start the count in beats'. Felling his heartbeat slow
347 beats from cell to sit down.
1413 beats from sit down to stand up.
757 beats from standup to hood removed.
2517 beats later the hood was removed, the belt and connecting chains came away. He was made to sit in a metal office chair with four legs, behind a metal table. His wrist restraints were attached to an eighteen-inch chain welded to the table. His palms were flat on the table as the guards made the vile small talk, liberty shel. Ironic. They talk of liberty while they chain him to a table, locked in a twelve-by-twelve room. They left him alone, motionless in an off-white-colored room, he had been disappeared he thought.
Dr Norroe, Commander naval intelligence asset profiler, had been studying the subject for three days. Or at least his documented history, medical records, psych profile and most intriguing his drawing and some notes connected to what looked like math equations. Chasing gremlin was a common note in many places but the one that had caught her attention was about challenging the demon in the void. Opening the door to the interview room, Dr Norroe was pleased with the subject, patiently waiting, right up until she sat down. She tried to talk to him, only to stop before she uttered a word. Wordlessly she got up and left the interview room. Crossing the threshold into the “WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE GODDESS DAMMED TRANSPORT GAURDS?! I WANT THEM IN MY OFFICE IN NOW!”
/***************/
Governess Seskie dismissed her aides from the conference room and closed the door, everyone who were connected to this were ten people in all. She flipped open a keyboard sized and punched in her security code to seal the room from external surveillance. “The room is secure, we should be able to speak freely. Advocate Listian, the floor is yours.”
Sitting forward in her chair Advocate Listian took a deep breath, folded her hands on the tabletop and began,” In the ride up from the detention facility we did some research on the strategic asset label. This designation can be applied to many types of things including people. People that have been designated are usually high-ranking military officers, admirals, generals, that level. Non-military persons are usually limited to personal doctors, advocates and accounts for the members of the imperial family. Now this is in our favor, because all these people can refuse to serve the imperial family. This is very similar to personal service contracts for corporate officers tied to noble families. Now the problem is, there is precedent to force this on an individual, but it has not been done since the Generation of Woe, over one hundred years ago.”
Nanorix broke in, “So the admiral wants to make Robert a personal servant to the imperial family?”
Advocate Listian shook her head, “No, it is more akin to the geneticist and doctors forced to work to find a cure to save hundreds of millions young Shil’vita boys from dying a horrible death.”
Advocate Listian paused waiting for any other questions, when none came, she continued,” The fact that this has not been done in over a century and he is still a minor and does not have legal agency a high court might block it, but I doubt it. So given that he is of value, capable of producing value or has already produced something of value for the Empire, this means we have to exploit the value proposition, so we need to incorporate him. In this case a corporation would have more rights than an individual. This is especially true for intellectual property.”
Max broke in, “What intellectual property?”
Advocate Listian smiled, “According to the receipts that Nanorix was given by the navy, Robert produced over six thousand pages of notes, drawings, diagrams calculation and other items, the flying car being the most obvious example.”
Opening her data slate Advocate Listian “I am going to add a couple of our associates to this meeting. Advocate Hevlyn Spenigna and advocate Mirka Roskin'' Activating the conference screen two new Shil’vati were added to the meeting, “To the right Advocate Spenigna, specializing corporate structures and trusts, to the left Advocate Roskin, specializing in intellectual property.”
Tommy looked at the two new advocates on screen and couldn't help but think of them as characters from some melodrama that his mom loved to watch. Speaking up, “So do Garquile and I need to be here? This seems like-“raising his hands in air quotes “-adult stuff.”
Advocate Spenigna, responded while trying not to sound condescending “Yes, both of you should be here, unless you do not care what is being done to protect your futures.”
Slumping into his chair, “I guess I don't understand how this affects either of us, we do not know anything of value, I couldn't even attempt to explain any of it and Garquile knows even less, no offense Gee”
Garquile smiled at his friend, “We’re good, mostly I am hanging out & hiding from my sisters or using Tommy and Robert as taste testers for my latest attempt at cooking.”
Advocate Spenigna suppressed a chuckle of mirth only thinking ‘Boys’ “You both provided material resources and time. That means you both have a vested interest. If not addressed now, it will cause problems in the future. Understand, property law favors the family matriarchs in cases where a minor has assets in their name. What we are proposing is the creation of a corporation and a jointly owned subsidiary. The subsidiary will have ownership of the flying car and related assets. All other assets will be solely Roberts, held by the parent entity. This is required because there has been no identified material resource contributed to those elements. The individual trusts will hold their individual portions of the corporate entities.”
Garquile had heard this type of talk before when his father explained the basic difference between personal assets and family assets.” So who are the trustee’s and when do we attain agency?”
Advocate Spenigna nodded to acknowledge the question.” You will get partial agency when you are legally an adult then full agency within six years, or ten years for a human. We recommend a parent or guardian and an administrator that manages the trust and protects the interest of the minors.”
It was Advocate Listian’s turn to jump in. “While they are working on the corporations and trusts, we will be working on getting Nanorix visitation access. It will take about a week to complete and file the paperwork and allow the entities to come into existence. Once that happens, they cannot deny you access to Robert.”
Advocate Roskin waited patiently to let the discussion of the corporate details complete. "Now for the difficult part, protecting what Robert has. Fortunately, he wrote everything down and nothing is device accessible yet. This has already made some local news, we need to make sure it does not go any further. We need to obscure the importance of his existence to the navy. Once the High nobility gets a hint of this, they will do anything and everything to steal it.”
After the meeting ended Nanorix unsilenced her data slate to check her messages. There was only one.
DogGroomer: Did you forget your appointment for Rufus? I still have an open slot?
Nanorix: Yes, I did forget. Thank you for the reminder. How does six pm work for you?
DogGroomer: Perfect, see you then.
Driving home gave Nanorix a chance to think about what the advocates had told her and the plan they had come up with. It wasn't enough. She had thought about reaching out to her old pod mates that were still on Earth but that would mean doing something really stupid and she needed to be smart. But she did send out a "How are you?" message to her pod sisters just in case. Rufus was waiting for her in his normal spot, stretched out on the tiled floor, just inside the front door.
Rufus was a five-year-old fifty-pound gray and black dog. The DogGroomer had given him to Robert because Rufus needed a friend. At that time Rufus had been about 4 months old and was an adorable little furball. Now he was a much larger furball whose presents in her home required her vacuum every other day, as his fur got everywhere. “Rufus Truck” was all she had to say for Rufus to get up and run and jump into the back seat of her old Dodge Ram pickup.
George the dog groomer waited for Rufus and Nanorix. He was getting old, too much time playing soldier and spy in his youth. While he was not a special-forces-badass, he still did some crazy shit in his youth. s greatest attribute was that he was average. So average that he almost never seemed out of place in many parts of the world. Most of his work was low level extraction and courier duty. He had gotten out of the game long before the invasion and had started working with rescue dogs to deal with his demons. The Barneys had pulled him out of retirement for a time, but after three years, he was spent and the survivors in his cell were as spent as he was. Whenamnesty was offered, they were not the first group to take up the offer, but they were not the last and were able to avoid prison. He had even facilitated the stand down of other groups which bought him a lot of good will in some areas.
The good will had been put to good use, over the years helping the governess cleanup corruption. By helping take the worst of the local ‘barneys’ meant he had contacts in the active resistance. When the boys had been taken, he reached out, mainly to keep the peace and provide intel to both sides. There was a great deal of things going on. The big piece of information was that Nanorix’s son, Robert had been moved to a new hangar out at the old Luke Air force Base. The other useful piece of information was that at least five different shil’vita noble families had moved assets to figure out what had triggered a planetary defensive information scrub. The same families that had major stakes in the pre-invasion defense contractors. None of them had great reputations.
Nanorix arrived with Rufus in tow. He was happy to see George and when Nanorix opened the truck door Rufus rushed over to greet him, rolling onto his belly begging for tummy scratches. He exchanged pleasantries with Nanorix and commented that Rufus looked good. After giving the tummy scratches George commanded. “Rufus Table” Rufus responded by getting up and jumping onto the grooming table. George made small talk with Nanorix as he brushed out Rufus and trimmed his nails. Thirty minutes passed, but when he returned her credit chit, he palmed her a small flash drive and asked if she wanted to set up the next appointment in two months’ time. She said yes, he confirmed the data, and she collected Rufus and left.
Nanorix suffered through George’s nattering, engaging in the small talk as he worked on Rufus. Rufus for his part enjoyed the attention. George, in spite of almost killing her when they first met, trusted and respected him. He was an honorable enemy, and his information was always good. The drive home seemed to take longer than usual. When they got home Rufus excitedly ran to Robert’s room and came back dejected finding it empty. Nanorix sat on the couch and was joined by Rufus, laying down with his head on her lap. Rufus’s presence helping her deal with this shit, he was a goddess sent. He was an anchor for her, not that she would ever admit it to anybody other than Rufus. Giving Rufus an absentminded ear scratch, she opened the data file on her slate and dug in.
There was a great deal of intel. There was Robert’s movement timeline, sixty plus pictures with limited basic information attached, name, rank and current assignment. George never failed to impress her with the completeness of the information provided. The pictures of Robert in full body restraints and a head bag hurt. Rufus picked up on this and did his best to distract her, forcing her to put down her data slate. She would get this to the advocates and governess in the morning.
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And a big thanks to the authors and their stories that inspired to get off my ass and put fingers to keyboard. RandomTinkerer (City Slickers and Hayseeds), Punnynfunny (Denied Operations), CompassWithHat (Top Lasgun), Rhion-618 (Just One Drop), UncleCieling(Going Native), RobotStatic (Far Away), Kazevenikov (The Cryptid Chronicle).
Super thank to SmolDs1337(Convenient Narrative) he was a massive help in editing this chapter and Grey_bit how has been a big help as well.
Fair warring this is a long one, Enjoy,
as always comments, complaints and suggestion are welcome.
On the morning of the third day a six-person naval security team came into Robert’s cell, with a set of leg and wrist chains and a hood. The smallest of the team of guards held the restraints, she ordered him to spread his legs and present his hands & not to resist. Her voice was calm but cold. Robert fought his sense of growing panic as he complied, spreading his legs and holding his hands out in front of him. The ankle restraints clicked into place, then the wrist restraints. As the first wrist restraint snapped into place true panic started to take over, his hands started to shake, his jaw was quivering, and his breath quickened and became erratic, making it difficult to restrain his left hand.
One of the guards blocking the cell door spoke up “Oh what a little cutie isn’t he just adorable quivering with anticipation I bet he likes it rough! Maybe we should pat him down once he's secure to make sure there's not any contraband hidden away.”
The guard securing his restraints forcefully retorted. “Kaynigne shut he fuck up, you are not being helpful.” “Keitrin don’t get your panties in a knot! I'm just having some fun, besides these little sex monkeys’ only think about fucking at this age, I bet he could take care of all our needs and still have juice leftover.” Kaynigne laughed.
Another guard spoke up as Keitrin secured his left hand and began to connect the ankle restraints to the wrist restraints, “Kaynigne, you slimily clam licking sand smasher, it is shit talking like that, that keeps you from getting a date.”
Closing his eyes, 'Stay calm, let me out' the voice said.
The guard wrapped the restraint belt around his waist, in his mind he was shaking in fear “No…” he whimpered.
The guard attached the chain 'Stay calm, I can make it safe, now let me out. ‘the voice demanded calmly.
Kaynigne felt his eyes on her in a way that curved her tongue. 'They will hurt me like the others, I need to get to safety' Before finally losing himself to the panic.
Calmly the voice replied, 'I will be safe, I will not be hurt, I will stay calm.' The guard opened the hood and placed it over Robert’s head. Kaynigne looked into the boy’s eyes as the hood came over him, she shivered but did not know why.
The hood was attached front and back to the belt around his waist. He slowed his breathing, forcing the panic down deep into his mind, not banished but subdued. The hood had a thin mesh material where his mouth and nose were, allowing him to breath but not see or hear well.
“All right the subject is secure. Let's get him on the transport and get him to the research site.” a voice he thought belonged to the guard that had chained him said, before the other voices became only muffled noise.
His voice calmed 'Breath, stay aware, stay calm' he thought, 'count, start the count in beats'. Felling his heartbeat slow
347 beats from cell to sit down.
1413 beats from sit down to stand up.
757 beats from standup to hood removed.
2517 beats later the hood was removed, the belt and connecting chains came away. He was made to sit in a metal office chair with four legs, behind a metal table. His wrist restraints were attached to an eighteen-inch chain welded to the table. His palms were flat on the table as the guards made the vile small talk, liberty shel. Ironic. They talk of liberty while they chain him to a table, locked in a twelve-by-twelve room. They left him alone, motionless in an off-white-colored room, he had been disappeared he thought.
Dr Norroe, Commander naval intelligence asset profiler, had been studying the subject for three days. Or at least his documented history, medical records, psych profile and most intriguing his drawing and some notes connected to what looked like math equations. Chasing gremlin was a common note in many places but the one that had caught her attention was about challenging the demon in the void. Opening the door to the interview room, Dr Norroe was pleased with the subject, patiently waiting, right up until she sat down. She tried to talk to him, only to stop before she uttered a word. Wordlessly she got up and left the interview room. Crossing the threshold into the “WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE GODDESS DAMMED TRANSPORT GAURDS?! I WANT THEM IN MY OFFICE IN NOW!”
/***************/
Governess Seskie dismissed her aides from the conference room and closed the door, everyone who were connected to this were ten people in all. She flipped open a keyboard sized and punched in her security code to seal the room from external surveillance. “The room is secure, we should be able to speak freely. Advocate Listian, the floor is yours.”
Sitting forward in her chair Advocate Listian took a deep breath, folded her hands on the tabletop and began,” In the ride up from the detention facility we did some research on the strategic asset label. This designation can be applied to many types of things including people. People that have been designated are usually high-ranking military officers, admirals, generals, that level. Non-military persons are usually limited to personal doctors, advocates and accounts for the members of the imperial family. Now this is in our favor, because all these people can refuse to serve the imperial family. This is very similar to personal service contracts for corporate officers tied to noble families. Now the problem is, there is precedent to force this on an individual, but it has not been done since the Generation of Woe, over one hundred years ago.”
Nanorix broke in, “So the admiral wants to make Robert a personal servant to the imperial family?”
Advocate Listian shook her head, “No, it is more akin to the geneticist and doctors forced to work to find a cure to save hundreds of millions young Shil’vita boys from dying a horrible death.”
Advocate Listian paused waiting for any other questions, when none came, she continued,” The fact that this has not been done in over a century and he is still a minor and does not have legal agency a high court might block it, but I doubt it. So given that he is of value, capable of producing value or has already produced something of value for the Empire, this means we have to exploit the value proposition, so we need to incorporate him. In this case a corporation would have more rights than an individual. This is especially true for intellectual property.”
Max broke in, “What intellectual property?”
Advocate Listian smiled, “According to the receipts that Nanorix was given by the navy, Robert produced over six thousand pages of notes, drawings, diagrams calculation and other items, the flying car being the most obvious example.”
Opening her data slate Advocate Listian “I am going to add a couple of our associates to this meeting. Advocate Hevlyn Spenigna and advocate Mirka Roskin'' Activating the conference screen two new Shil’vati were added to the meeting, “To the right Advocate Spenigna, specializing corporate structures and trusts, to the left Advocate Roskin, specializing in intellectual property.”
Tommy looked at the two new advocates on screen and couldn't help but think of them as characters from some melodrama that his mom loved to watch. Speaking up, “So do Garquile and I need to be here? This seems like-“raising his hands in air quotes “-adult stuff.”
Advocate Spenigna, responded while trying not to sound condescending “Yes, both of you should be here, unless you do not care what is being done to protect your futures.”
Slumping into his chair, “I guess I don't understand how this affects either of us, we do not know anything of value, I couldn't even attempt to explain any of it and Garquile knows even less, no offense Gee”
Garquile smiled at his friend, “We’re good, mostly I am hanging out & hiding from my sisters or using Tommy and Robert as taste testers for my latest attempt at cooking.”
Advocate Spenigna suppressed a chuckle of mirth only thinking ‘Boys’ “You both provided material resources and time. That means you both have a vested interest. If not addressed now, it will cause problems in the future. Understand, property law favors the family matriarchs in cases where a minor has assets in their name. What we are proposing is the creation of a corporation and a jointly owned subsidiary. The subsidiary will have ownership of the flying car and related assets. All other assets will be solely Roberts, held by the parent entity. This is required because there has been no identified material resource contributed to those elements. The individual trusts will hold their individual portions of the corporate entities.”
Garquile had heard this type of talk before when his father explained the basic difference between personal assets and family assets.” So who are the trustee’s and when do we attain agency?”
Advocate Spenigna nodded to acknowledge the question.” You will get partial agency when you are legally an adult then full agency within six years, or ten years for a human. We recommend a parent or guardian and an administrator that manages the trust and protects the interest of the minors.”
It was Advocate Listian’s turn to jump in. “While they are working on the corporations and trusts, we will be working on getting Nanorix visitation access. It will take about a week to complete and file the paperwork and allow the entities to come into existence. Once that happens, they cannot deny you access to Robert.”
Advocate Roskin waited patiently to let the discussion of the corporate details complete. "Now for the difficult part, protecting what Robert has. Fortunately, he wrote everything down and nothing is device accessible yet. This has already made some local news, we need to make sure it does not go any further. We need to obscure the importance of his existence to the navy. Once the High nobility gets a hint of this, they will do anything and everything to steal it.”
After the meeting ended Nanorix unsilenced her data slate to check her messages. There was only one.
DogGroomer: Did you forget your appointment for Rufus? I still have an open slot?
Nanorix: Yes, I did forget. Thank you for the reminder. How does six pm work for you?
DogGroomer: Perfect, see you then.
Driving home gave Nanorix a chance to think about what the advocates had told her and the plan they had come up with. It wasn't enough. She had thought about reaching out to her old pod mates that were still on Earth but that would mean doing something really stupid and she needed to be smart. But she did send out a "How are you?" message to her pod sisters just in case. Rufus was waiting for her in his normal spot, stretched out on the tiled floor, just inside the front door.
Rufus was a five-year-old fifty-pound gray and black dog. The DogGroomer had given him to Robert because Rufus needed a friend. At that time Rufus had been about 4 months old and was an adorable little furball. Now he was a much larger furball whose presents in her home required her vacuum every other day, as his fur got everywhere. “Rufus Truck” was all she had to say for Rufus to get up and run and jump into the back seat of her old Dodge Ram pickup.
George the dog groomer waited for Rufus and Nanorix. He was getting old, too much time playing soldier and spy in his youth. While he was not a special-forces-badass, he still did some crazy shit in his youth. s greatest attribute was that he was average. So average that he almost never seemed out of place in many parts of the world. Most of his work was low level extraction and courier duty. He had gotten out of the game long before the invasion and had started working with rescue dogs to deal with his demons. The Barneys had pulled him out of retirement for a time, but after three years, he was spent and the survivors in his cell were as spent as he was. Whenamnesty was offered, they were not the first group to take up the offer, but they were not the last and were able to avoid prison. He had even facilitated the stand down of other groups which bought him a lot of good will in some areas.
The good will had been put to good use, over the years helping the governess cleanup corruption. By helping take the worst of the local ‘barneys’ meant he had contacts in the active resistance. When the boys had been taken, he reached out, mainly to keep the peace and provide intel to both sides. There was a great deal of things going on. The big piece of information was that Nanorix’s son, Robert had been moved to a new hangar out at the old Luke Air force Base. The other useful piece of information was that at least five different shil’vita noble families had moved assets to figure out what had triggered a planetary defensive information scrub. The same families that had major stakes in the pre-invasion defense contractors. None of them had great reputations.
Nanorix arrived with Rufus in tow. He was happy to see George and when Nanorix opened the truck door Rufus rushed over to greet him, rolling onto his belly begging for tummy scratches. He exchanged pleasantries with Nanorix and commented that Rufus looked good. After giving the tummy scratches George commanded. “Rufus Table” Rufus responded by getting up and jumping onto the grooming table. George made small talk with Nanorix as he brushed out Rufus and trimmed his nails. Thirty minutes passed, but when he returned her credit chit, he palmed her a small flash drive and asked if she wanted to set up the next appointment in two months’ time. She said yes, he confirmed the data, and she collected Rufus and left.
Nanorix suffered through George’s nattering, engaging in the small talk as he worked on Rufus. Rufus for his part enjoyed the attention. George, in spite of almost killing her when they first met, trusted and respected him. He was an honorable enemy, and his information was always good. The drive home seemed to take longer than usual. When they got home Rufus excitedly ran to Robert’s room and came back dejected finding it empty. Nanorix sat on the couch and was joined by Rufus, laying down with his head on her lap. Rufus’s presence helping her deal with this shit, he was a goddess sent. He was an anchor for her, not that she would ever admit it to anybody other than Rufus. Giving Rufus an absentminded ear scratch, she opened the data file on her slate and dug in.
There was a great deal of intel. There was Robert’s movement timeline, sixty plus pictures with limited basic information attached, name, rank and current assignment. George never failed to impress her with the completeness of the information provided. The pictures of Robert in full body restraints and a head bag hurt. Rufus picked up on this and did his best to distract her, forcing her to put down her data slate. She would get this to the advocates and governess in the morning.
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2023.03.31 06:09 CompetitionOverall34 Kilo TT. Planning to get a stripper from Bikesdirect. Reading about the stock parts being bad? Recommendation?
Looking for a simple bike, and planning to turn it into single speed. How bad are the stock parts? I’m on a budget so don’t want to spend any more than I need to. How long can I ride with the stock parts before needing to change?
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2023.03.31 06:05 Averagemonsta What's the name of this Canadian movie?
I saw it on TV in 2001 when I was quite young. No idea the name of the movie. If I knew the name of the movie, I would find it again and watch it as an adult because I would understand it better. The movie was prabably made even before that. All I remember is it's about a mother and teenage daughter who have a difficult relationship. The mother gets a boyfriend and he ends up having sex with her daughter in a car. He also rides a motorcycle. The daughter also writes poems, if I'm not mistaken. I think in the end the mother and daughter reconcile and it looks like the boyfriend is no longer part of the picture.
Anyone know the name of this movie?
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Anyone know the name of this movie?
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2023.03.31 05:54 squishyylettuce I'm still not over my first love, but I have a girlfriend now
This is stupid, it's probably not a big deal and in the future i'll look back and laugh, but right now it's keeping me up at night and i want to get it out there. I don't know, i might delete this.
I have a girlfriend, and we're in a great, healthy relationship. We communicate, we talk things out after fights, we have healthy boundaries, everything. We've been together for a little over 2 years. Only problem is that we live in two different states so we can only see each other when I visit my family once a year since they live nearby to her.
I have a best friend (Y) who I've known since we were in fourth grade. We've had a really rocky relationship, we've hurt each other, and it's been the same for years. But I loved them, as stupid as that sounds. I loved them so much, they were my everything for years. They were my only comfort when my family was abusive and I was miserable. During COVID we drifted apart and I got with my girlfriend, but once everything calmed down we got close again. As horrible as I feel about it, part of me still loves Y. I think I always will. I catch my mind drifting sometimes or myself getting this overwhelming feeling of love for them and I feel terrible. It kind of resprouted now that Y is applying to work at my job and we might ride together. I pushed them to apply because I want them to be happy and it's a good environment.
My girlfriend knows a little about me and Y's past relationship but I really only described it as having a "thing" for them. She doesn't like Y at all because of some stuff Y did to me in the past and I haven't told her Y applied at my job. Nor that some feeling have started to resurface again.
I'd choose my girlfriend, of course, because we've been together for so long and we're happy, and while I'd never ever cheat, part of me still loves Y. I can't help it and I feel like a horrible excuse for a partner.
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I have a girlfriend, and we're in a great, healthy relationship. We communicate, we talk things out after fights, we have healthy boundaries, everything. We've been together for a little over 2 years. Only problem is that we live in two different states so we can only see each other when I visit my family once a year since they live nearby to her.
I have a best friend (Y) who I've known since we were in fourth grade. We've had a really rocky relationship, we've hurt each other, and it's been the same for years. But I loved them, as stupid as that sounds. I loved them so much, they were my everything for years. They were my only comfort when my family was abusive and I was miserable. During COVID we drifted apart and I got with my girlfriend, but once everything calmed down we got close again. As horrible as I feel about it, part of me still loves Y. I think I always will. I catch my mind drifting sometimes or myself getting this overwhelming feeling of love for them and I feel terrible. It kind of resprouted now that Y is applying to work at my job and we might ride together. I pushed them to apply because I want them to be happy and it's a good environment.
My girlfriend knows a little about me and Y's past relationship but I really only described it as having a "thing" for them. She doesn't like Y at all because of some stuff Y did to me in the past and I haven't told her Y applied at my job. Nor that some feeling have started to resurface again.
I'd choose my girlfriend, of course, because we've been together for so long and we're happy, and while I'd never ever cheat, part of me still loves Y. I can't help it and I feel like a horrible excuse for a partner.
2023.03.31 05:51 DangerousCheetah9584 What psi do you run?
I have a mk7.5 with the standard 235/35/r19 tires. I picked it up from the dealer a couple of weeks ago and they inflated them to 43 psi. The car was riding super rough on the notorious roads of Los Angeles, even in comfort mode. Deflated them down to 36 and now it's back to riding as smooth as it gets.
In the US, our door jam states 39 psi, but I noticed that in other parts of the world, the door jam lists 36 or sometimes 38 as the standard for two passengers, upped to 41 or 43 for a full load. I assume that they decided to keep it simple for the US market and only use one tire pressure in between those two values, giving us 39. I personally find 36 to be the best for both comfort and handling with just me in the car, what do you guys run?
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In the US, our door jam states 39 psi, but I noticed that in other parts of the world, the door jam lists 36 or sometimes 38 as the standard for two passengers, upped to 41 or 43 for a full load. I assume that they decided to keep it simple for the US market and only use one tire pressure in between those two values, giving us 39. I personally find 36 to be the best for both comfort and handling with just me in the car, what do you guys run?
2023.03.31 05:50 bluberry435 Friend is being manipulated at work
Posting on a throwaway on behalf of a friend, keeping as much as possible vague.
This is a really tricky topic, any and all advice is more than welcomed. My friend (calling her Kat) is a writer that works at a company that makes an indie series. Without giving too much information, it’s very much a series that originally did not pull punches on its comedy, anyone and everyone was a target and they did it equally. It’s not like the series had any kind of horrible -isms they just make fun of everyone. If I were to put its comedy to anything it would be along the lines of south park but more tame. I myself enjoyed the comedy of the small series and when I visited Kat at the company for lunch I loved how fun it seemed. However the company went through a cycle of writers due to three leaving for their own passion projects. From what I could tell there was no ill will at this company, it’s small and everyone is super nice each time I’ve visited. So when the company hired new writers they ended up with someone I’ll call Jade. According to Kat, Jade was fine at first and doing well, but then as a few months went by Jade started to change the comedy in the writing. Places where the writing would normally have a hilarious joke, she would actively go in to replace it with something less offensive. Kat didn’t mind it at first but it’s now causing some issues. The issue is that Jade will actively bring up reasons why they (the writers) can’t do something in pitch meetings. An example is that they wanted to have a male character dress in a dress to pretend to be a grandma (parody of little red riding hood wolf scene) and Jade said they cannot do that because it would be offensive to the LGBTQ, which took Kat by surprise because she’s bisexual and she said she doesn’t see that as an issue. This lead Jade to become more upset at Kat and claim to her face that had internalized homophobia. Kat was upset and asked Jade not to tell her how to feel, but then Jade caught Kat alone and told her that just because she doesn’t feel bad doesn’t mean other people won’t and she needs to be more sensitive to their “truth”. Kat hates that saying because one of her ex’s used that phrase a lot, but Kat then began to question herself and if that was true… it’s absolutely not! But Kat has been quiet towards Jade ever since. From what Kat tells me, Jade is unbearable to work with as a writer. She’s constantly finding reasons why things would be offensive to any minority and making Kat feel super uncomfortable. It’s not just Kat, other writers feel this way too, but Jade has hammered it into them that since they don’t belong to those minority groups, they cannot speak for them or tell jokes about them. The writing room has a lot of diversity but Jade doesn’t want anyone writing anything if they’re not a part of said group. The writing in the series also seems to be super dull now and from what I’ve seen the people who subscribe are also feeling the change for the worst. It’s also reflecting in their numbers. Kat no longer feels passionate about writing for this series and is contemplating quitting but does not want to leave the other writers with Jade plus she loves what the series was. Jade seems to enjoy making people feel like if they don’t want to work on this series then they don’t want to make up for their past “mistakes” for writing horrible things before. To be honest nothing I read was horrible at all, it’s funny in a clever way. I’m personally livid for Kat because this person feels massively manipulative. Kat used to adore this job to death and now she’s depressed to go in. I went back to the office to visit Kat for lunch one day and ran into Jade once and she seems super distant and very much like she acts like an asshole, but I don’t work personally with her so Kat is my only source of information. But the atmosphere felt different in a bad way. Kat is massively afraid to bring this up to the owner of the company. They have been wondering why the writing seems so lack luster but no one wants to say it’s because they fear Jade jumping down their throat and claiming they are whatever-ism. Kat feels like if she complains she’ll seem like a bad person. Kat also tells me some of the new writers that came on also support Jade’s “cause to make things less offensive” not sure what exactly that means… but it’s been divisive in their writers room for a while. The room’s ages range from 21-35, Kat is a bit older than Jade who I believe may have just gotten out of college. Other examples of Jade’s influence are things such as trying to write a new character in mid-season for no other reason than more representation, they have a diverse cast already but Jade says they don’t count because they don’t have enough skin tones, she also says same sex friends in the series who aren’t into each other should not be touchy with each other unless they’re LGBTQ or it’s bait and so much more. She’s not even the project lead! I have no idea how she’s managed to change the direction of everything this much but no one is speaking up. I told Kat if she’s miserable around Jade then she needs to speak up to the owner or find a new job. Kat doesn’t want to speak up to the owner about Jade, and I’m not sure what to tell Kat in terms of how to go about this as she wants to stay… I work as a writer at a different job (less creative) and I have never dealt with someone like this! So I need advice, is Jade valid in her claims? I feel she’s very manipulative in how she’s going about things but again I haven’t dealt with someone like this. What should Kat do in this situation? I feel terrible for Kat she’s so sweet but she has a hard time standing up for herself. I don’t want to push her at all but I want to give her some advice to make the right choice so she’s happier.
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This is a really tricky topic, any and all advice is more than welcomed. My friend (calling her Kat) is a writer that works at a company that makes an indie series. Without giving too much information, it’s very much a series that originally did not pull punches on its comedy, anyone and everyone was a target and they did it equally. It’s not like the series had any kind of horrible -isms they just make fun of everyone. If I were to put its comedy to anything it would be along the lines of south park but more tame. I myself enjoyed the comedy of the small series and when I visited Kat at the company for lunch I loved how fun it seemed. However the company went through a cycle of writers due to three leaving for their own passion projects. From what I could tell there was no ill will at this company, it’s small and everyone is super nice each time I’ve visited. So when the company hired new writers they ended up with someone I’ll call Jade. According to Kat, Jade was fine at first and doing well, but then as a few months went by Jade started to change the comedy in the writing. Places where the writing would normally have a hilarious joke, she would actively go in to replace it with something less offensive. Kat didn’t mind it at first but it’s now causing some issues. The issue is that Jade will actively bring up reasons why they (the writers) can’t do something in pitch meetings. An example is that they wanted to have a male character dress in a dress to pretend to be a grandma (parody of little red riding hood wolf scene) and Jade said they cannot do that because it would be offensive to the LGBTQ, which took Kat by surprise because she’s bisexual and she said she doesn’t see that as an issue. This lead Jade to become more upset at Kat and claim to her face that had internalized homophobia. Kat was upset and asked Jade not to tell her how to feel, but then Jade caught Kat alone and told her that just because she doesn’t feel bad doesn’t mean other people won’t and she needs to be more sensitive to their “truth”. Kat hates that saying because one of her ex’s used that phrase a lot, but Kat then began to question herself and if that was true… it’s absolutely not! But Kat has been quiet towards Jade ever since. From what Kat tells me, Jade is unbearable to work with as a writer. She’s constantly finding reasons why things would be offensive to any minority and making Kat feel super uncomfortable. It’s not just Kat, other writers feel this way too, but Jade has hammered it into them that since they don’t belong to those minority groups, they cannot speak for them or tell jokes about them. The writing room has a lot of diversity but Jade doesn’t want anyone writing anything if they’re not a part of said group. The writing in the series also seems to be super dull now and from what I’ve seen the people who subscribe are also feeling the change for the worst. It’s also reflecting in their numbers. Kat no longer feels passionate about writing for this series and is contemplating quitting but does not want to leave the other writers with Jade plus she loves what the series was. Jade seems to enjoy making people feel like if they don’t want to work on this series then they don’t want to make up for their past “mistakes” for writing horrible things before. To be honest nothing I read was horrible at all, it’s funny in a clever way. I’m personally livid for Kat because this person feels massively manipulative. Kat used to adore this job to death and now she’s depressed to go in. I went back to the office to visit Kat for lunch one day and ran into Jade once and she seems super distant and very much like she acts like an asshole, but I don’t work personally with her so Kat is my only source of information. But the atmosphere felt different in a bad way. Kat is massively afraid to bring this up to the owner of the company. They have been wondering why the writing seems so lack luster but no one wants to say it’s because they fear Jade jumping down their throat and claiming they are whatever-ism. Kat feels like if she complains she’ll seem like a bad person. Kat also tells me some of the new writers that came on also support Jade’s “cause to make things less offensive” not sure what exactly that means… but it’s been divisive in their writers room for a while. The room’s ages range from 21-35, Kat is a bit older than Jade who I believe may have just gotten out of college. Other examples of Jade’s influence are things such as trying to write a new character in mid-season for no other reason than more representation, they have a diverse cast already but Jade says they don’t count because they don’t have enough skin tones, she also says same sex friends in the series who aren’t into each other should not be touchy with each other unless they’re LGBTQ or it’s bait and so much more. She’s not even the project lead! I have no idea how she’s managed to change the direction of everything this much but no one is speaking up. I told Kat if she’s miserable around Jade then she needs to speak up to the owner or find a new job. Kat doesn’t want to speak up to the owner about Jade, and I’m not sure what to tell Kat in terms of how to go about this as she wants to stay… I work as a writer at a different job (less creative) and I have never dealt with someone like this! So I need advice, is Jade valid in her claims? I feel she’s very manipulative in how she’s going about things but again I haven’t dealt with someone like this. What should Kat do in this situation? I feel terrible for Kat she’s so sweet but she has a hard time standing up for herself. I don’t want to push her at all but I want to give her some advice to make the right choice so she’s happier.
2023.03.31 05:48 LeeCloud27 ACT 2-7-4: Dwell Blind Upon the Siren's Song
It was decided that the group would head over to the Cat Cafe next. They quickly departed the house to make their way towards their next location. Sateen decided to accompany the group, mostly due to his developed interest (aka. A Teenage Crush) for Sumireko. Along the way, Satsuko continued to point out each and every single ride, game, snack booth there was, pleading to go on them or try something. Most of the group said no or denied the kid of his requests, Mary however, after ignoring the kid’s cute beady eyes, finally caved and got him cotton candy.
“Mmmm~ This is delicious!” Satsuko said, digging into the pink fluffy cloud of sweetness. “Are you sure you don’t want any Auntie?” He asked Mary.
“I’m good. Thank you though.” Mary said, holding Satsuko by the hand and guiding him along. The others looked at them from behind. Meiling didn’t think too much about it since she wasn’t familiar with either Mary or Satsujin. Sateen was too focused on being next to Sumireko, but Sumireko had other thoughts on the matter.
“She’s having the time of her life, isn’t it?”
“To think, just the other day they were acting more like best friends who got on each other’s nerves… But now it’s this.” Sumireko thought. “Then again I think it’s better than how they were before. It’s nice even.” “I’m sure the real one wouldn’t act like that. But you’re right. Let her have a moment of peace…for now.”
It didn’t take much longer before they arrived at their next location. They knew they arrived when they saw the giant lucky cat statue that could be seen a mile away, sticking out like a sore thumb. It was holding a token down with its left paw, while the other paw was raised up in the air. Below the statue was a regular-shaped building, painted in bright shades of red and blue, decorated with circular windows, and a nicely decorated door. Hanging above the door was a wooden sign, showing a picture of two cats, red and blue respectively, facing away from each other while their tails formed a heart shaped sign.
Looking at the giant maneki neko statue, Sumireko hummed in interest. “Huh,” she commented, “a calico cat. It’s not that common to see a calico maneki neko. Mike would like this place.”
Blinking in confusion, Meiling asked, “Who?” Admittedly, even before the moral gods invaded, she rarely left the SDM grounds, but she was sure she would have heard of a maneki neko being in Gensokyo.
Mary answered, “Oh yeah, Mike! I remember her! She’s that calico maneki neko who freeloads at Kourindou like every other week. Satsu ran into her a few times.”
“Mike… Now that I think about it, I might have heard about her before.” Meiling hummed, scouring her mind. “...I heard a few people in the past bicker about whether or not she was a guy or a girl.”
“Wait, isn’t she a girl though?” Sumireko asked.
“Well, I’m definitely certain… But like with Wriggle it’s a debate that will probably never be settled.”
The door to the cafe suddenly opened up, the sound of a bell singing tipped off the others, taking a look at the person coming out. “Welcome!” cried the figure in a cheerful voice. They rushed up to the group, invading their personal space and stopping mere inches from Sumireko’s face. “I’m Satsunyan, and welcome to my cat cafe!”
Satsunyan was a petite girl, seemingly only about a head taller than Suika. She had black hair in a shoulder-length bob cut, with cat ears sticking out like two cowlicks that refused to stay down. Her catlike eyes glittered in excitement, and small fangs could be seen peeking out from her lips. She wore a skimpy maid uniform that barely hid her modest bust and a scandalously short skirt that showed off her thighs and barely hid her rear. From under her skirt, a tail peeked out and flicked about playfully.
“Cute~” Everyone else thought, except for Sateen, as he stared at her and the cafe with a massive blush before quickly looking away.
“Glad to see you guys like my fashion sense. It wasn’t too hard to slip in a bit of my influence here.” A different voice rang out. Unlike the other voice, which was staticky, this one was layered, as though two people were speaking at once, one voice being deep and the other being higher.
“It’s a bit too stereotypical, but works.”
“You’re the last person I want to hear that from. Didn’t you try to make Satsujin talk like a stereotypical gang member?”
“Wait, who was that? And what did they mean?” Sumireko wondered, glancing up at the sky discreetly.
“Oh crap, you weren’t supposed to hear any of that. Forget about me for now!”
“They’re not stupid by the way, just present yourself.”
“Later, they should take care of this first.”
Satsunyan grabbed Sumireko’s hand, pulling her right into the cafe while saying, “C’mon, let me show you the place!”
“Wha- Hey!” Sumireko said, being pulled into the cafe while the others followed.
The inside of the cafe was quite colorful, looking to be modestly big enough to fit several customers but also feeling small at the same time. There were tables and chairs lined up in rows, chairs right by a wide counter, delightful decorations ranging from lamps to plants, but what definitely stood out the most were all the cat-like adornments. The chairs had cat ears, the cuts had cat-like tails, and of course, actual cats all minding their business over at one corner of the store.
“Kitties!” Satsuko cheered. “Can I pet them!?” He asked in a childish manner.
“Of course, go ahead!” Satsunyan answered. Satsuko went right over and started to pet the cats while Mary watched from afar.
“Hey,” whispered Mary, nudging the esper. “You think there are any more girl personas in here?”
Sumireko responded, “I did see another girl version of Satsujin the last time I was here, but I haven’t seen her at all this time. Why’d you ask?”
“Oh, nothing. Just wondering.”
Satsunyan turned around, a cat-like smile formed on her face almost in a smug fashion. “So… Are you all here for my challenge?”
“Eh? How did you-”
“Because Sateen is with you all! That means you must’ve beaten him in his edge-off!”
Sateen quickly turned to embarrassment, jumping a little upon hearing someone call his challenge an ‘edge-off’.
“I-It wasn’t an edge-off. We were merely showing ourselves our history of suffering, the torment we bore, the devastating power we each wield knowing the burden we must carry in order to not let it control our everyday decisions!” He said in a cool manner. “I had easily demolished them in the challenge, but due to feeling pity for them I decided to let them win.”
“Of course,” teased Satsunyan as she patted Sateen on the head. Heading over to Satsuko, she bent down to speak to him. “Satsuko, sweetie, I need you to listen to me.” As the young boy looked up, the maid continued, “I need you to behave, okay? The pretty big sisters have to do a test, and you can’t talk to them until the test is over or else they’ll get distracted. Can you promise you’ll be a good boy?”
Nodding, Satsuko replied, “I promise I won’t do something to distract Auntie Mary or her friends.”
Looking back at Sateen, Satsunyan continued, “You too, Sateen. Do you promise to behave?” “...Okay.” Sateen said, trying to look away. “Splendid!” Satsunyan clapped her hands, turning her attention over to the others. “You three follow me! I’ll help you get into your uniforms!”
“Uniforms? We just got here though!” Meiling asked.
“The sooner the better as they always say!”
Satsunyan pushed the three into the staff room. The Staff room was small, lined up with lockers for the girls to use and also a break area to relax at. The three were confused as to what’s going on while Satsunyan went over and rolled out a bunch of maid outfits.
“Okay girls! The challenge is quite simple: You’re all going to help me run my little cafe for the day by helping serve the customers, make the food, and give out your best smiles! If you do well, then you complete the challenge!” Satsunyan said. “But first, uniforms. I have a bunch of maid outfits, feel free to wear whatever you please!” “Ooh, dibs!” shouted Mary as she grabbed a uniform, rushing into the dressing room. “Well,” sighed Meiling, “I guess I’ll take this one. At least it won’t be too embarrassing.” She grabbed a qipao and followed after Mary. “Um…” hesitated Sumireko. Looking through the assorted clothing, she felt her face heating up as she kept finding maid uniforms that contributed to specific preferences, with some of the uniforms being the type she knew for a fact belonged in an entirely different kind of shop. “What’s wrong? Can’t decide?” Satsunyan asked. “Here, how about this one right here?” She said, pulling one outfit out in particular. “Is… is there any chance I can put on the cat ears headband and tail clip?” squeaked Sumireko, trying not to faint.
“...” With her cat-like eyes, Satsunyan glared deep into Sumireko, an intimidating glare that sent shivers through her as though she was in a tundra. She didn’t even say anything but one look at her eyes made her realize what may happen if she didn’t comply.
“Gotta be obedient, Sumireko…Unless…”
Noticing something in the corner of her eye, Sumireko grabbed it and exclaimed, “Oh, I’ll wear this one!” She internally cried in relief, having found a normal maid outfit.
“Not bad, not bad. Now, let’s see if you can do your tasks and be charming enough for the customers!”
“This isn’t too bad,” commented Meiling as she left the dressing room, wearing the qipao she selected earlier. “Though it’s a bit of a shame that the colors clash pretty badly with each other.”
“Oh, that’s alright. I’m sure you will do fine!” Satsunyan said. “Now, how about the other girl?”
Mary stepped out of her dressing room. What she wore shocked the others, including Satsunyan. It was a Victorian Era Style Maid outfit. But it was designed with the chest especially in mind, considering the amount of cleavage that was shown. Even though anything genuinely inappropriate was entirely covered, it was still revealing enough that Mary would have been arrested for indecent exposure.
“I almost want to keep this!” Mary said, puffing out her chest. Everyone couldn’t help but stare, their gazes following a certain set as they tried to break free from their restraints.
“Delightfully spicy, I must add.”
“Wow…She’s bigger than me. I’m kinda envious.” Meiling thought.
“How can a sentient blade have so much…mass?” Sumireko thought.
“Oh, and it really compliments my legs!” cheered the blade, lifting up the dress to reveal her stockings, which were held up by garterbelts. “Burn it into your memories,” she boasted. “I’ll have you know that the modern day equivalent of seeing a girl’s ankles back then would be a girl showing off her-”
“Goodness gracious!”
“That’s it, I’m abusing my power to make things move on a bit!”
—
Sateen and Satsuko were sitting over at one of the tables, both of them minding their own business. Satsuko was petting one of the friendlier cats while Sateen was writing something down on a piece of paper; A poem of sorts.
“A beautiful girl… Her hair short but so pretty… And some nice glasses.” Sateen said to himself while writing. He took the paper, looking at it before crumpling it up and placing it next to the other balls of paper on the table. “No no no. That’s not good either. I need to come up with a better poem to express myself and my thoughts!”
“Maybe you should try a different kind of poem.” Satsuko said. “Like a limerick, a sonnet, or even an elegy.”
“An elegy? How do you know what an elegy is?”
“...I don’t know actually. What do you think, Ms. Fluffles?” He asked the cat on his lap.
“Ms. Fluffles? Why name her that when Dimitri of the Seventh Pit of Hell is a much better name?”
Their conversation got interrupted followed by the sound of the staff door slamming open.
“Hey you pervs, business is open and we are ready to take your orders!” whooped Mary as she kicked the door open, leg raised high.
The mannequin-like customers who were inside the cafe cheered upon witnessing the newcomer maids. Satsuko and Sateen watched them come out one by one. First it was Mary wearing her risque cat maid outfit, then Meiling with her Chinese-Dress inspired cat maid outfit, and finally Sumireko, wearing a fairly normal outfit, but Sateen particularly was delighted seeing her in a cat maid outfit regardless. “To think her beauty is so magnificent she can make even the simplest clothing seem elegant,” he whispered. “Oh, I should write that down.” He said, taking another paper and started writing yet another poem.
Satsunyan came out, telling each of the girls what to do. “Okay, listen up. I’ll be in charge of making all the delicious foods and beverages. You three are in charge of servicing the customers. You don’t need to do anything specific, but do your best in making their days a little more special!”
Raising a hand, Mary asked, “Is this a contest? Because I already know how to win.” She flashed a knowing smile at Sumireko and Meiling, both of them blushing as they realized what she meant.
“Hm, a contest wouldn’t hurt. I always love to see some fiery competition. And I have a certain item for the fortunate winner if that happens…you might want it.”
Sumireko and Meiling looked at each other. “You and I, let’s do our best in showing that Tsukumogami.” Meiling said.
Sumireko nodded in agreement. “Let’s do this!” She said with her newfound confidence.
“Well glad to see you three are eager about this! Let the challenge begin!” Satsunyan said.
The day went and began for the little cat cafe. Customers began to come in little by little, usually by themselves or in groups. Satsunyan took care of all the foods while the others handled taking the orders and providing the service.
Sumireko, though a little hesitant at first, walked up to one table to take their order. The two mannequin customers looked at her with their blank faces.
“Um… W-Welcome to Satsunyan’s Cat Cafe.” Sumireko said, shaking a little. “Would you like to try our Nyan Nyan Peach Drink?” She said, blushing hard.
“...”
The mannequin statues stared at her, and she became nervous, worried she did something wrong. She worried that she didn’t say it right, or they weren’t interested in someone like her. But that quickly changed when both of them started squealing with delight.
“Kawaii!!! A Neko Girl with Glasses!” One of them said in a strange voice.
“Kya!!! Her shy attitude is sugoi!” The other said.
Sumireko stared in confusion and slight embarrassment, but for the most part she was doing something right.
Over at another part of the store. Meiling was already bringing out one of the orders for one table. “Okay, I got two Cat’s Paw Cinnamon Rolls, three Whisker Cream Sundaes, a purrrrlicious choco cake, and a fresh hot blend of Black Cat Tea.”
The customers were impressed, seeing Meiling balancing everything she was carrying above her head with perfect balance. She easily took all the dishes and placed them on the table at quick speeds, then using the kettle containing the tea she poured it elegantly into the cups of the customers from a certain height.
“Uuuoooohhh! Strong arms and showing off her toned thighs!” cried a mannequin.
Meiling smiled to herself, a glimmer of praise filled her from all the attention she got. “Hehe, it’s not everyday I get to show off my skills like this.” She thought to herself. “Sometimes I wished I kept my position as a maid back before Sakuya moved in with us.”
Sumireko and Meiling kept it up with their jobs, using their own skills and knowledge to make the customers’ day. But even with their combined effort, the attention they drew was drawn away by the third maid in the store. A loud cheering of several customers over by one area, as though a crowd had been drawn by whoever was over there.
“Wait, are those all the other customers?” Sumireko said. “What are they all looking at?”
“I think I know who.” Meiling said.
Mary was the center of attention for the moment, surrounded by several customers. She wasn’t writing down orders, nor was she bringing in dishes. But she was showing off her body in a very ecchi manner.
Glancing over at Mary, Sumireko choked on her spit. Despite having teamed up with Meiling for their little impromptu contest, the Tsukumogami was playing much dirtier than either of them had expected. “What the…” she gasped, “I thought she’d let the customers get an occasional peek, not do… that! Is she trying to compete with hardcore anime fanservice?”
Over at their table, Sateen and Satsuko continued to mind their own business, with Sateen STILL rewriting his poem yet again and Satsuko playing with a different cat. “No, that won’t do.” muttered the chuunibyou. “What else can I-” He looked up and saw Mary, and his face erupted into a massive blush before he covered his eyes. “Oh my,” said Satsunyan as she walked over to the boys with a plate of cookies. “I see you noticed what Mary is doing. Be a good boy and stay calm, okay?” She set the cookies down and leaned in closer to Sateen. “If you’re having trouble, you can talk to Big Bro Satsunyan and I’ll help, okay?” she whispered into his ear, blowing into it playfully. “Thanks,” squeaked Sateen, quickly pulling away. And then he registered what was said. “Wait, big bro?”
“Yep!” answered the catgirl(?). “Big Bro Satsunyan!”
“You… you’re a boy?” Sateen asked, a feeling of dread creeping up his spine.
“Yeppers!” Satsunyan chirped, nodding enthusiastically. “Got a ‘cat toy’ like any other guy. But unlike a cat’s, mine doesn’t have barbs!” He made a cutesy catlike pose, winked, and stuck his tongue out playfully, fully aware that he may have ruined cats for many people.
Nearby, Sumireko nearly tripped. Looking over, she bewilderedly raised a finger and pointed. “B-b-but… B-bo-boo-boobs!” she exclaimed.
Reaching into his unbuttoned maid uniform, Satsunyan pulled out a bra and removed a few bra pads from them. “Oh, I use these!” Holding it out to the group, he asked, “Wanna take a look?” Meiling instinctively rushed over and covered Satsuko’s eyes, while Mary grabbed the offered items and started inspecting them while occasionally glancing back down at her own cleavage, ignoring how the customers wolf-whistled at the scene.
Sateen took a deep breath, forcing a smile onto his face. He got up and went outside, standing in front of the fountain next to the café. He reached into his cloak, pulling out an MP3 player. Turning it on and scrolling through the playlist, he selected a certain song and pressed the play button.
A few seconds later, the MP3 played the selected song. “Yureta yuganda sekai ni dan dan boku wa-”
Falling to his knees, Sateen looked up to the sky and let out a heart-rending cry. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Tears trickled down his face from his eyes, which were hidden by his hair.
Watching in concern, Meiling asked, “Should we go see if he’s okay?”
“He’ll be fine… probably.”
“No. He just got reality checked, he can deal with it.”
Clapping his hands, Satsunyan replied, “Nope, worry about him later. It’s rush hour!” He went back into the kitchen, making more meals in preparation. Calling out from the kitchen, he added, “If you need an extra speed boost, use the roller skates!”
Surprised, Sumireko exclaimed, “Roller skates? Food places where the workers used roller skates went out of style like sixty years ago!!” Nonetheless, she quickly put on the skates, awkwardly navigating the cafe to continue taking and delivering orders.
“An Apple-Cinnamon pie for table eight! A Strawberry Milkshake for table twelve! A Layer Cake for table six!” Satsunyan called out as the order forms arrived in the kitchen. The maids quickly took the pending orders and delivered them, while the recently made ones were sent to the kitchen. Sumireko panted in exertion as she tried to avoid crashing, Meiling elegantly twirled on her skates while pouring tea and serving meals, and Mary… continued to try to outdo hardcore anime fanservice.
As time passed, the girls became more accustomed to the work, and their work efficiency increased significantly. Sumireko smiled as she finished serving another table.
“Try using your psychic powers a little to speed things up. It should help.”
“But wouldn’t that be cheating?” muttered Sumireko.
“And Mary flaunting her body isn’t?”
“But she isn’t using her powers to do it,” reasoned the esper.
“Not like she has useful skills for this right task anyways. Don’t worry, nothing too bad should happen if you use them at your own discretion. Besides, isn’t Meiling using her useful skills to show off?”
“But she isn’t using her powers either,” insisted Sumireko.
“If them using something you don’t have isn’t cheating, then you using something they don’t have isn’t cheating either.” “Agree, and like I said, you don’t need to do anything spectacular with them, just use them subtly.” “Oh, very well.” Sumireko said. With her powers, she was able to start bringing orders directly from the counter right when Satsunyan finished making them. The dishes floated across the store, inducing awe in the customers who didn’t know better.
“Look at that! The Cute Neko Glasses Maid is making the dishes fly right to us! She’s not just a normal neko girl, she’s a magical neko girl!!!”
“Very well done. Now keep yourself focused, the rhythm is about to slow down from here.”
A round of cheers erupted, nearly breaking Sumireko’s concentration. “What was that?” she wondered.
She looked back over, and lo and behold it was Mary. The only difference was she was no longer a cat maid… Just a cat. A Sphynx Cat one might describe her as due to the apparent lack of-
“Good thing I censored Mary just in time,” the second voice sighed. “How did she break free from the script and become this unhinged? She was only supposed to act flirty with the customers, not try to bring fanservice to new levels!”
“Because she can. Now…how are the other mind pieces doing in the backburner?”
Sumireko tuned out the voices, focusing on passing the challenge. She briefly nodded to Meiling, who was starting to feel the exhaustion of working nonstop for several hours.
“Keep going, gatekeeper, the rush hour is almost over! I don’t think you would want to give out the prize after the challenge!” “...Then I’ll just have to push myself harder.” Meiling said. Taking a deep breath in, and closing her eyes, she steeled her nerves, a moment passed while she focused on her energy before she opened them right back up with a new flourishing sense of motivation.
“And as for you Mary, stop fooling around and focus on your work, damn it! Aren’t you a shiv crafted by one of Japan’s most famous blacksmiths?!?”
“But I am,” purred Mary as she pulled her dress back up. “I’m drawing in customers.”
“That’s not how it works, butter knife! Now focus on the things that really matter, this isn’t a strip club!!!” Rolling her eyes in annoyance, Mary grumbled, but returned to her duties.
After some more time, the customers cleared out. Clapping his hands, Satsunyan announced, “Alright, work’s over!” The three girls sighed in relief, collapsing into nearby seats. Looking through the list, the cat boy said, “Okay, listen up. I know you had a mini-contest to see who did the best, so I kept track of who contributed the most to the cafe.” The girls perked up, listening with rapt attention.
“In first place is Mary. She made the most money, bu-” Satsunyan was cut off as Mary cheered with joy. “However,” he continued, “most of the money she made will have to be confiscated to clean and repair the uniform she has been provided. Getting those stains out won’t be easy, you know.” The Tsukumogami's celebration ended, and she fell to the floor in depression.
“So, the one who takes up the first spot is…Sumireko! Your shy attitude really made you popular, and doing that telekinesis trick to move orders gave a boost to that popularity.”
“The new second place is…Meiling! That was a really clean and smooth job, but showing off your strength, balance, and lovely legs wasn’t exactly the most popular among the customers. In fact, it was pretty niche. But still, good job!” “And because you’ve successfully completed my endurance challenge…Here’s your reward!!!” Satsunyan reached into the cleavage area of his maid uniform and pulled out a key.
The key glowed a little, jumping out of Satsunyan’s hand and flying right over to Satsuko instead, adding to the other key which the group already had. The two keys twirled around with each other before a ring formed, linking the two keys together side by side. And then it was followed by more victory music.
“Congratulations! You acquired your second key! You’re now halfway done with your quest!”
“Now, as I’ve promised…here it is a small reward for you, Sumireko.” *snap*
A little item appeared in front of Sumireko. A silver heart-shaped locket floated in front of her face, gently resting down in her hands. She held the locket, opening it up to see a picture that she didn’t expect to see: Her and her sister when they were both young. “It is always good to remember the people that keep you determined to push forward. She would have been so happy you found a new person to share your memories with. After all, people can go away, but the memories and emotions don't. Keep them close to your heart when you feel hopeless. She will bring you back up on your feet.” Sumireko smiled faintly before putting on the locket. Taking a deep breath, she got up and groaned, “Well, I’m pooped. Doing all that work with both my mind and body really takes up a lot of energy.”
“I wouldn’t say I’m exhausted, but I could use some rest too,” said Meiling. “As a master of qi, I have far more stamina than most, but that was pretty hard work even for me.”
“Wusses,” taunted Mary. “I’m a tsukumogami, so I’m totally fine, since I have tons of energy stored up over the centuries.” Stretching, she added, “But that doesn’t mean I only rest when I need to.”
“Hm…Well, since you three had brought so much attention to my store, I’ll let you all stay for the night, free of charge!” Satsunyan said.
“Stay for the night? What are you saying?” Sumireko asked.
Satsunyan clapped his hands again. From the ceiling, a stair ladder dropped down. Everyone was confused. He guided everyone up into the floor above, being presented with a completely different sight compared to the cafe.
The walls were made of a fancy wooden pattern, the floor was a nice shade of green, and there was a feeling of standing inside of luxury that made it all the more appealing.
“Welcome to Lucky Cat Hotel!” Satsunyan said. “A little place where you can all rest up and get your energy back! We offer rooms you can sleep in, services ranging from food to massages, and don’t forget our luxurious jacuzzi!” He said.
“Woah… This is amazing!!!” Meiling said.
Whistling, Mary exclaimed, “Damn! If we get Satsu back and Satsuland is still here, we should see if we can still come to this place.”
“Don’t count on it. The most probable scenario is that all of this mindscape will become one in specific. But that doesn’t mean the others won’t have their little corner on it.”
“But wait…We can’t rest now. What about Satsujin, or the others?” Sumireko asked.
“Ah, don’t worry. One hour in here is only a few minutes out there, you’ll be okay.”
“We COULD make it slower, but it won’t do any good for your mental age and physical age to be too different.”
“Oh…”
With that in mind, the group decided that rest was now an option. Satsunyan showed everyone to their respective rooms. Sumireko and Meiling took one room, Mary and Satsuko took another, and Sateen was forced to share a room with Satsunyan.
And eventually, their small rest turned into a night’s worth of sleep.
—
Satsujin gasped as he woke up. Scrambling to his feet, he looked around urgently, realizing that he could see. “So I’m still in my mind, huh?” he muttered. Getting up, he looked around the room, looking for clues to where he was. Walking up to the window, he glanced outside, only to see what looked like some sort of large village. He checked if the window was the type that could be opened, but frowned when he realized it wasn’t. “Guess I’ll check the door then.”
Walking over, he came to a half when he saw not one, but two doors in front of him. One was in near-perfect condition, while the other was battered, as though someone had tried and failed to break through it. Going up to the doors, he tried to open them, only for the doorknobs to not move. Banging on them, he shouted, “Hello? Is anyone there?” There was no response. Satsujin was about to try again when he heard it.
Raspy breathing could be heard from the doors. Between them, the bricks dissipated, revealing a set of eyes. One eye was gold, while the other was silver. A deep voice growled, “Origin… stay here… me… keep you… safe…” The bricks returned, hiding the eyes once more.
Satsujin shook his head. “I can’t stay here,” he muttered to himself. “I have to go back.”
“Pick one. Time is running up.”
“Huh? Who’s that? Show yourself!”
“Leave the questions for later. Right now you have to find a way out of this place and reunite with your friends.”
An audible clicking was heard, and the doorknobs twitched slightly. Satsujin realized that the doors were unlocked. While he somehow knew that the mysterious figure wanting him to stay was telling the truth, he also knew that he couldn’t stay no matter what. He needed to leave and get back to the others. \Pick. One.\**
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“Mmmm~ This is delicious!” Satsuko said, digging into the pink fluffy cloud of sweetness. “Are you sure you don’t want any Auntie?” He asked Mary.
“I’m good. Thank you though.” Mary said, holding Satsuko by the hand and guiding him along. The others looked at them from behind. Meiling didn’t think too much about it since she wasn’t familiar with either Mary or Satsujin. Sateen was too focused on being next to Sumireko, but Sumireko had other thoughts on the matter.
“She’s having the time of her life, isn’t it?”
“To think, just the other day they were acting more like best friends who got on each other’s nerves… But now it’s this.” Sumireko thought. “Then again I think it’s better than how they were before. It’s nice even.” “I’m sure the real one wouldn’t act like that. But you’re right. Let her have a moment of peace…for now.”
It didn’t take much longer before they arrived at their next location. They knew they arrived when they saw the giant lucky cat statue that could be seen a mile away, sticking out like a sore thumb. It was holding a token down with its left paw, while the other paw was raised up in the air. Below the statue was a regular-shaped building, painted in bright shades of red and blue, decorated with circular windows, and a nicely decorated door. Hanging above the door was a wooden sign, showing a picture of two cats, red and blue respectively, facing away from each other while their tails formed a heart shaped sign.
Looking at the giant maneki neko statue, Sumireko hummed in interest. “Huh,” she commented, “a calico cat. It’s not that common to see a calico maneki neko. Mike would like this place.”
Blinking in confusion, Meiling asked, “Who?” Admittedly, even before the moral gods invaded, she rarely left the SDM grounds, but she was sure she would have heard of a maneki neko being in Gensokyo.
Mary answered, “Oh yeah, Mike! I remember her! She’s that calico maneki neko who freeloads at Kourindou like every other week. Satsu ran into her a few times.”
“Mike… Now that I think about it, I might have heard about her before.” Meiling hummed, scouring her mind. “...I heard a few people in the past bicker about whether or not she was a guy or a girl.”
“Wait, isn’t she a girl though?” Sumireko asked.
“Well, I’m definitely certain… But like with Wriggle it’s a debate that will probably never be settled.”
The door to the cafe suddenly opened up, the sound of a bell singing tipped off the others, taking a look at the person coming out. “Welcome!” cried the figure in a cheerful voice. They rushed up to the group, invading their personal space and stopping mere inches from Sumireko’s face. “I’m Satsunyan, and welcome to my cat cafe!”
Satsunyan was a petite girl, seemingly only about a head taller than Suika. She had black hair in a shoulder-length bob cut, with cat ears sticking out like two cowlicks that refused to stay down. Her catlike eyes glittered in excitement, and small fangs could be seen peeking out from her lips. She wore a skimpy maid uniform that barely hid her modest bust and a scandalously short skirt that showed off her thighs and barely hid her rear. From under her skirt, a tail peeked out and flicked about playfully.
“Cute~” Everyone else thought, except for Sateen, as he stared at her and the cafe with a massive blush before quickly looking away.
“Glad to see you guys like my fashion sense. It wasn’t too hard to slip in a bit of my influence here.” A different voice rang out. Unlike the other voice, which was staticky, this one was layered, as though two people were speaking at once, one voice being deep and the other being higher.
“It’s a bit too stereotypical, but works.”
“You’re the last person I want to hear that from. Didn’t you try to make Satsujin talk like a stereotypical gang member?”
“Wait, who was that? And what did they mean?” Sumireko wondered, glancing up at the sky discreetly.
“Oh crap, you weren’t supposed to hear any of that. Forget about me for now!”
“They’re not stupid by the way, just present yourself.”
“Later, they should take care of this first.”
Satsunyan grabbed Sumireko’s hand, pulling her right into the cafe while saying, “C’mon, let me show you the place!”
“Wha- Hey!” Sumireko said, being pulled into the cafe while the others followed.
The inside of the cafe was quite colorful, looking to be modestly big enough to fit several customers but also feeling small at the same time. There were tables and chairs lined up in rows, chairs right by a wide counter, delightful decorations ranging from lamps to plants, but what definitely stood out the most were all the cat-like adornments. The chairs had cat ears, the cuts had cat-like tails, and of course, actual cats all minding their business over at one corner of the store.
“Kitties!” Satsuko cheered. “Can I pet them!?” He asked in a childish manner.
“Of course, go ahead!” Satsunyan answered. Satsuko went right over and started to pet the cats while Mary watched from afar.
“Hey,” whispered Mary, nudging the esper. “You think there are any more girl personas in here?”
Sumireko responded, “I did see another girl version of Satsujin the last time I was here, but I haven’t seen her at all this time. Why’d you ask?”
“Oh, nothing. Just wondering.”
Satsunyan turned around, a cat-like smile formed on her face almost in a smug fashion. “So… Are you all here for my challenge?”
“Eh? How did you-”
“Because Sateen is with you all! That means you must’ve beaten him in his edge-off!”
Sateen quickly turned to embarrassment, jumping a little upon hearing someone call his challenge an ‘edge-off’.
“I-It wasn’t an edge-off. We were merely showing ourselves our history of suffering, the torment we bore, the devastating power we each wield knowing the burden we must carry in order to not let it control our everyday decisions!” He said in a cool manner. “I had easily demolished them in the challenge, but due to feeling pity for them I decided to let them win.”
“Of course,” teased Satsunyan as she patted Sateen on the head. Heading over to Satsuko, she bent down to speak to him. “Satsuko, sweetie, I need you to listen to me.” As the young boy looked up, the maid continued, “I need you to behave, okay? The pretty big sisters have to do a test, and you can’t talk to them until the test is over or else they’ll get distracted. Can you promise you’ll be a good boy?”
Nodding, Satsuko replied, “I promise I won’t do something to distract Auntie Mary or her friends.”
Looking back at Sateen, Satsunyan continued, “You too, Sateen. Do you promise to behave?” “...Okay.” Sateen said, trying to look away. “Splendid!” Satsunyan clapped her hands, turning her attention over to the others. “You three follow me! I’ll help you get into your uniforms!”
“Uniforms? We just got here though!” Meiling asked.
“The sooner the better as they always say!”
Satsunyan pushed the three into the staff room. The Staff room was small, lined up with lockers for the girls to use and also a break area to relax at. The three were confused as to what’s going on while Satsunyan went over and rolled out a bunch of maid outfits.
“Okay girls! The challenge is quite simple: You’re all going to help me run my little cafe for the day by helping serve the customers, make the food, and give out your best smiles! If you do well, then you complete the challenge!” Satsunyan said. “But first, uniforms. I have a bunch of maid outfits, feel free to wear whatever you please!” “Ooh, dibs!” shouted Mary as she grabbed a uniform, rushing into the dressing room. “Well,” sighed Meiling, “I guess I’ll take this one. At least it won’t be too embarrassing.” She grabbed a qipao and followed after Mary. “Um…” hesitated Sumireko. Looking through the assorted clothing, she felt her face heating up as she kept finding maid uniforms that contributed to specific preferences, with some of the uniforms being the type she knew for a fact belonged in an entirely different kind of shop. “What’s wrong? Can’t decide?” Satsunyan asked. “Here, how about this one right here?” She said, pulling one outfit out in particular. “Is… is there any chance I can put on the cat ears headband and tail clip?” squeaked Sumireko, trying not to faint.
“...” With her cat-like eyes, Satsunyan glared deep into Sumireko, an intimidating glare that sent shivers through her as though she was in a tundra. She didn’t even say anything but one look at her eyes made her realize what may happen if she didn’t comply.
“Gotta be obedient, Sumireko…Unless…”
Noticing something in the corner of her eye, Sumireko grabbed it and exclaimed, “Oh, I’ll wear this one!” She internally cried in relief, having found a normal maid outfit.
“Not bad, not bad. Now, let’s see if you can do your tasks and be charming enough for the customers!”
“This isn’t too bad,” commented Meiling as she left the dressing room, wearing the qipao she selected earlier. “Though it’s a bit of a shame that the colors clash pretty badly with each other.”
“Oh, that’s alright. I’m sure you will do fine!” Satsunyan said. “Now, how about the other girl?”
Mary stepped out of her dressing room. What she wore shocked the others, including Satsunyan. It was a Victorian Era Style Maid outfit. But it was designed with the chest especially in mind, considering the amount of cleavage that was shown. Even though anything genuinely inappropriate was entirely covered, it was still revealing enough that Mary would have been arrested for indecent exposure.
“I almost want to keep this!” Mary said, puffing out her chest. Everyone couldn’t help but stare, their gazes following a certain set as they tried to break free from their restraints.
“Delightfully spicy, I must add.”
“Wow…She’s bigger than me. I’m kinda envious.” Meiling thought.
“How can a sentient blade have so much…mass?” Sumireko thought.
“Oh, and it really compliments my legs!” cheered the blade, lifting up the dress to reveal her stockings, which were held up by garterbelts. “Burn it into your memories,” she boasted. “I’ll have you know that the modern day equivalent of seeing a girl’s ankles back then would be a girl showing off her-”
“Goodness gracious!”
“That’s it, I’m abusing my power to make things move on a bit!”
—
Sateen and Satsuko were sitting over at one of the tables, both of them minding their own business. Satsuko was petting one of the friendlier cats while Sateen was writing something down on a piece of paper; A poem of sorts.
“A beautiful girl… Her hair short but so pretty… And some nice glasses.” Sateen said to himself while writing. He took the paper, looking at it before crumpling it up and placing it next to the other balls of paper on the table. “No no no. That’s not good either. I need to come up with a better poem to express myself and my thoughts!”
“Maybe you should try a different kind of poem.” Satsuko said. “Like a limerick, a sonnet, or even an elegy.”
“An elegy? How do you know what an elegy is?”
“...I don’t know actually. What do you think, Ms. Fluffles?” He asked the cat on his lap.
“Ms. Fluffles? Why name her that when Dimitri of the Seventh Pit of Hell is a much better name?”
Their conversation got interrupted followed by the sound of the staff door slamming open.
“Hey you pervs, business is open and we are ready to take your orders!” whooped Mary as she kicked the door open, leg raised high.
The mannequin-like customers who were inside the cafe cheered upon witnessing the newcomer maids. Satsuko and Sateen watched them come out one by one. First it was Mary wearing her risque cat maid outfit, then Meiling with her Chinese-Dress inspired cat maid outfit, and finally Sumireko, wearing a fairly normal outfit, but Sateen particularly was delighted seeing her in a cat maid outfit regardless. “To think her beauty is so magnificent she can make even the simplest clothing seem elegant,” he whispered. “Oh, I should write that down.” He said, taking another paper and started writing yet another poem.
Satsunyan came out, telling each of the girls what to do. “Okay, listen up. I’ll be in charge of making all the delicious foods and beverages. You three are in charge of servicing the customers. You don’t need to do anything specific, but do your best in making their days a little more special!”
Raising a hand, Mary asked, “Is this a contest? Because I already know how to win.” She flashed a knowing smile at Sumireko and Meiling, both of them blushing as they realized what she meant.
“Hm, a contest wouldn’t hurt. I always love to see some fiery competition. And I have a certain item for the fortunate winner if that happens…you might want it.”
Sumireko and Meiling looked at each other. “You and I, let’s do our best in showing that Tsukumogami.” Meiling said.
Sumireko nodded in agreement. “Let’s do this!” She said with her newfound confidence.
“Well glad to see you three are eager about this! Let the challenge begin!” Satsunyan said.
The day went and began for the little cat cafe. Customers began to come in little by little, usually by themselves or in groups. Satsunyan took care of all the foods while the others handled taking the orders and providing the service.
Sumireko, though a little hesitant at first, walked up to one table to take their order. The two mannequin customers looked at her with their blank faces.
“Um… W-Welcome to Satsunyan’s Cat Cafe.” Sumireko said, shaking a little. “Would you like to try our Nyan Nyan Peach Drink?” She said, blushing hard.
“...”
The mannequin statues stared at her, and she became nervous, worried she did something wrong. She worried that she didn’t say it right, or they weren’t interested in someone like her. But that quickly changed when both of them started squealing with delight.
“Kawaii!!! A Neko Girl with Glasses!” One of them said in a strange voice.
“Kya!!! Her shy attitude is sugoi!” The other said.
Sumireko stared in confusion and slight embarrassment, but for the most part she was doing something right.
Over at another part of the store. Meiling was already bringing out one of the orders for one table. “Okay, I got two Cat’s Paw Cinnamon Rolls, three Whisker Cream Sundaes, a purrrrlicious choco cake, and a fresh hot blend of Black Cat Tea.”
The customers were impressed, seeing Meiling balancing everything she was carrying above her head with perfect balance. She easily took all the dishes and placed them on the table at quick speeds, then using the kettle containing the tea she poured it elegantly into the cups of the customers from a certain height.
“Uuuoooohhh! Strong arms and showing off her toned thighs!” cried a mannequin.
Meiling smiled to herself, a glimmer of praise filled her from all the attention she got. “Hehe, it’s not everyday I get to show off my skills like this.” She thought to herself. “Sometimes I wished I kept my position as a maid back before Sakuya moved in with us.”
Sumireko and Meiling kept it up with their jobs, using their own skills and knowledge to make the customers’ day. But even with their combined effort, the attention they drew was drawn away by the third maid in the store. A loud cheering of several customers over by one area, as though a crowd had been drawn by whoever was over there.
“Wait, are those all the other customers?” Sumireko said. “What are they all looking at?”
“I think I know who.” Meiling said.
Mary was the center of attention for the moment, surrounded by several customers. She wasn’t writing down orders, nor was she bringing in dishes. But she was showing off her body in a very ecchi manner.
Glancing over at Mary, Sumireko choked on her spit. Despite having teamed up with Meiling for their little impromptu contest, the Tsukumogami was playing much dirtier than either of them had expected. “What the…” she gasped, “I thought she’d let the customers get an occasional peek, not do… that! Is she trying to compete with hardcore anime fanservice?”
Over at their table, Sateen and Satsuko continued to mind their own business, with Sateen STILL rewriting his poem yet again and Satsuko playing with a different cat. “No, that won’t do.” muttered the chuunibyou. “What else can I-” He looked up and saw Mary, and his face erupted into a massive blush before he covered his eyes. “Oh my,” said Satsunyan as she walked over to the boys with a plate of cookies. “I see you noticed what Mary is doing. Be a good boy and stay calm, okay?” She set the cookies down and leaned in closer to Sateen. “If you’re having trouble, you can talk to Big Bro Satsunyan and I’ll help, okay?” she whispered into his ear, blowing into it playfully. “Thanks,” squeaked Sateen, quickly pulling away. And then he registered what was said. “Wait, big bro?”
“Yep!” answered the catgirl(?). “Big Bro Satsunyan!”
“You… you’re a boy?” Sateen asked, a feeling of dread creeping up his spine.
“Yeppers!” Satsunyan chirped, nodding enthusiastically. “Got a ‘cat toy’ like any other guy. But unlike a cat’s, mine doesn’t have barbs!” He made a cutesy catlike pose, winked, and stuck his tongue out playfully, fully aware that he may have ruined cats for many people.
Nearby, Sumireko nearly tripped. Looking over, she bewilderedly raised a finger and pointed. “B-b-but… B-bo-boo-boobs!” she exclaimed.
Reaching into his unbuttoned maid uniform, Satsunyan pulled out a bra and removed a few bra pads from them. “Oh, I use these!” Holding it out to the group, he asked, “Wanna take a look?” Meiling instinctively rushed over and covered Satsuko’s eyes, while Mary grabbed the offered items and started inspecting them while occasionally glancing back down at her own cleavage, ignoring how the customers wolf-whistled at the scene.
Sateen took a deep breath, forcing a smile onto his face. He got up and went outside, standing in front of the fountain next to the café. He reached into his cloak, pulling out an MP3 player. Turning it on and scrolling through the playlist, he selected a certain song and pressed the play button.
A few seconds later, the MP3 played the selected song. “Yureta yuganda sekai ni dan dan boku wa-”
Falling to his knees, Sateen looked up to the sky and let out a heart-rending cry. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Tears trickled down his face from his eyes, which were hidden by his hair.
Watching in concern, Meiling asked, “Should we go see if he’s okay?”
“He’ll be fine… probably.”
“No. He just got reality checked, he can deal with it.”
Clapping his hands, Satsunyan replied, “Nope, worry about him later. It’s rush hour!” He went back into the kitchen, making more meals in preparation. Calling out from the kitchen, he added, “If you need an extra speed boost, use the roller skates!”
Surprised, Sumireko exclaimed, “Roller skates? Food places where the workers used roller skates went out of style like sixty years ago!!” Nonetheless, she quickly put on the skates, awkwardly navigating the cafe to continue taking and delivering orders.
“An Apple-Cinnamon pie for table eight! A Strawberry Milkshake for table twelve! A Layer Cake for table six!” Satsunyan called out as the order forms arrived in the kitchen. The maids quickly took the pending orders and delivered them, while the recently made ones were sent to the kitchen. Sumireko panted in exertion as she tried to avoid crashing, Meiling elegantly twirled on her skates while pouring tea and serving meals, and Mary… continued to try to outdo hardcore anime fanservice.
As time passed, the girls became more accustomed to the work, and their work efficiency increased significantly. Sumireko smiled as she finished serving another table.
“Try using your psychic powers a little to speed things up. It should help.”
“But wouldn’t that be cheating?” muttered Sumireko.
“And Mary flaunting her body isn’t?”
“But she isn’t using her powers to do it,” reasoned the esper.
“Not like she has useful skills for this right task anyways. Don’t worry, nothing too bad should happen if you use them at your own discretion. Besides, isn’t Meiling using her useful skills to show off?”
“But she isn’t using her powers either,” insisted Sumireko.
“If them using something you don’t have isn’t cheating, then you using something they don’t have isn’t cheating either.” “Agree, and like I said, you don’t need to do anything spectacular with them, just use them subtly.” “Oh, very well.” Sumireko said. With her powers, she was able to start bringing orders directly from the counter right when Satsunyan finished making them. The dishes floated across the store, inducing awe in the customers who didn’t know better.
“Look at that! The Cute Neko Glasses Maid is making the dishes fly right to us! She’s not just a normal neko girl, she’s a magical neko girl!!!”
“Very well done. Now keep yourself focused, the rhythm is about to slow down from here.”
A round of cheers erupted, nearly breaking Sumireko’s concentration. “What was that?” she wondered.
She looked back over, and lo and behold it was Mary. The only difference was she was no longer a cat maid… Just a cat. A Sphynx Cat one might describe her as due to the apparent lack of-
“Good thing I censored Mary just in time,” the second voice sighed. “How did she break free from the script and become this unhinged? She was only supposed to act flirty with the customers, not try to bring fanservice to new levels!”
“Because she can. Now…how are the other mind pieces doing in the backburner?”
Sumireko tuned out the voices, focusing on passing the challenge. She briefly nodded to Meiling, who was starting to feel the exhaustion of working nonstop for several hours.
“Keep going, gatekeeper, the rush hour is almost over! I don’t think you would want to give out the prize after the challenge!” “...Then I’ll just have to push myself harder.” Meiling said. Taking a deep breath in, and closing her eyes, she steeled her nerves, a moment passed while she focused on her energy before she opened them right back up with a new flourishing sense of motivation.
“And as for you Mary, stop fooling around and focus on your work, damn it! Aren’t you a shiv crafted by one of Japan’s most famous blacksmiths?!?”
“But I am,” purred Mary as she pulled her dress back up. “I’m drawing in customers.”
“That’s not how it works, butter knife! Now focus on the things that really matter, this isn’t a strip club!!!” Rolling her eyes in annoyance, Mary grumbled, but returned to her duties.
After some more time, the customers cleared out. Clapping his hands, Satsunyan announced, “Alright, work’s over!” The three girls sighed in relief, collapsing into nearby seats. Looking through the list, the cat boy said, “Okay, listen up. I know you had a mini-contest to see who did the best, so I kept track of who contributed the most to the cafe.” The girls perked up, listening with rapt attention.
“In first place is Mary. She made the most money, bu-” Satsunyan was cut off as Mary cheered with joy. “However,” he continued, “most of the money she made will have to be confiscated to clean and repair the uniform she has been provided. Getting those stains out won’t be easy, you know.” The Tsukumogami's celebration ended, and she fell to the floor in depression.
“So, the one who takes up the first spot is…Sumireko! Your shy attitude really made you popular, and doing that telekinesis trick to move orders gave a boost to that popularity.”
“The new second place is…Meiling! That was a really clean and smooth job, but showing off your strength, balance, and lovely legs wasn’t exactly the most popular among the customers. In fact, it was pretty niche. But still, good job!” “And because you’ve successfully completed my endurance challenge…Here’s your reward!!!” Satsunyan reached into the cleavage area of his maid uniform and pulled out a key.
The key glowed a little, jumping out of Satsunyan’s hand and flying right over to Satsuko instead, adding to the other key which the group already had. The two keys twirled around with each other before a ring formed, linking the two keys together side by side. And then it was followed by more victory music.
“Congratulations! You acquired your second key! You’re now halfway done with your quest!”
“Now, as I’ve promised…here it is a small reward for you, Sumireko.” *snap*
A little item appeared in front of Sumireko. A silver heart-shaped locket floated in front of her face, gently resting down in her hands. She held the locket, opening it up to see a picture that she didn’t expect to see: Her and her sister when they were both young. “It is always good to remember the people that keep you determined to push forward. She would have been so happy you found a new person to share your memories with. After all, people can go away, but the memories and emotions don't. Keep them close to your heart when you feel hopeless. She will bring you back up on your feet.” Sumireko smiled faintly before putting on the locket. Taking a deep breath, she got up and groaned, “Well, I’m pooped. Doing all that work with both my mind and body really takes up a lot of energy.”
“I wouldn’t say I’m exhausted, but I could use some rest too,” said Meiling. “As a master of qi, I have far more stamina than most, but that was pretty hard work even for me.”
“Wusses,” taunted Mary. “I’m a tsukumogami, so I’m totally fine, since I have tons of energy stored up over the centuries.” Stretching, she added, “But that doesn’t mean I only rest when I need to.”
“Hm…Well, since you three had brought so much attention to my store, I’ll let you all stay for the night, free of charge!” Satsunyan said.
“Stay for the night? What are you saying?” Sumireko asked.
Satsunyan clapped his hands again. From the ceiling, a stair ladder dropped down. Everyone was confused. He guided everyone up into the floor above, being presented with a completely different sight compared to the cafe.
The walls were made of a fancy wooden pattern, the floor was a nice shade of green, and there was a feeling of standing inside of luxury that made it all the more appealing.
“Welcome to Lucky Cat Hotel!” Satsunyan said. “A little place where you can all rest up and get your energy back! We offer rooms you can sleep in, services ranging from food to massages, and don’t forget our luxurious jacuzzi!” He said.
“Woah… This is amazing!!!” Meiling said.
Whistling, Mary exclaimed, “Damn! If we get Satsu back and Satsuland is still here, we should see if we can still come to this place.”
“Don’t count on it. The most probable scenario is that all of this mindscape will become one in specific. But that doesn’t mean the others won’t have their little corner on it.”
“But wait…We can’t rest now. What about Satsujin, or the others?” Sumireko asked.
“Ah, don’t worry. One hour in here is only a few minutes out there, you’ll be okay.”
“We COULD make it slower, but it won’t do any good for your mental age and physical age to be too different.”
“Oh…”
With that in mind, the group decided that rest was now an option. Satsunyan showed everyone to their respective rooms. Sumireko and Meiling took one room, Mary and Satsuko took another, and Sateen was forced to share a room with Satsunyan.
And eventually, their small rest turned into a night’s worth of sleep.
—
Satsujin gasped as he woke up. Scrambling to his feet, he looked around urgently, realizing that he could see. “So I’m still in my mind, huh?” he muttered. Getting up, he looked around the room, looking for clues to where he was. Walking up to the window, he glanced outside, only to see what looked like some sort of large village. He checked if the window was the type that could be opened, but frowned when he realized it wasn’t. “Guess I’ll check the door then.”
Walking over, he came to a half when he saw not one, but two doors in front of him. One was in near-perfect condition, while the other was battered, as though someone had tried and failed to break through it. Going up to the doors, he tried to open them, only for the doorknobs to not move. Banging on them, he shouted, “Hello? Is anyone there?” There was no response. Satsujin was about to try again when he heard it.
Raspy breathing could be heard from the doors. Between them, the bricks dissipated, revealing a set of eyes. One eye was gold, while the other was silver. A deep voice growled, “Origin… stay here… me… keep you… safe…” The bricks returned, hiding the eyes once more.
Satsujin shook his head. “I can’t stay here,” he muttered to himself. “I have to go back.”
“Pick one. Time is running up.”
“Huh? Who’s that? Show yourself!”
“Leave the questions for later. Right now you have to find a way out of this place and reunite with your friends.”
An audible clicking was heard, and the doorknobs twitched slightly. Satsujin realized that the doors were unlocked. While he somehow knew that the mysterious figure wanting him to stay was telling the truth, he also knew that he couldn’t stay no matter what. He needed to leave and get back to the others. \Pick. One.\**
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