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2023.03.31 18:11 ProjectRAD The Haters' Guide to Wrestlemania 39

Yes, this is the 5th year in a row I'm doing a Wrestlemania Haters' Guide. Why? Because the subject of pro wrestling hasn't been banned from the subrebbit, so loopholes ahoy, motherfuckers!
Anywho, this year's event is at SoFi Stadium in California. The last Wrestlemania in the state of California? Wrestlemania 31. A mostly well regarded PPV with one of the most shocking main event outcomes in Wrestlemania history. Remember when Wrestlemania shows had SEVEN matches on the main card? Apparently, since everyone needs their Wrestlemania payday, and two nights pay better than one, that is a reality that can no longer exist. Nowadays, Wrestlemania weekend means that for four consecutive days from Friday Night SmackDown to the Monday Night RAW the night after, your eyes are to be glued to the squared circle with zero deviation. With that in mind, and considering how batshit crazy WWE's behind the scenes drama and shift in power balance has been over the past year, we actually made it to Wrestlemania 39. Let's see the 13 matches vying for ultimate immortality.

[b]Brock Lesnar vs. Omos (with MVP)[/b]
Try to act surprised when I tell you that this matchup is rumored to be a Vince concept. It seems HHH has given Vince the one match to book, and thankfully nothing more.
That being said...guys...we need to take this time to particularly talk about Omos. This dude isn't getting over. He's fallen off ever since he lost the tag titles, and ended his feud with his former tag partner, AJ Styles. What's he been doing since? Mostly matches with Bobby Lashley again. Yes, Lashley vs Omos was a match at last year's Wrestlemania, and that loss has proven to only hurt Omos' relevance, and especially his TV time. Over the past year, his matchups have pretty much been exclusive to house shows. Either squashing much smaller men, or jobbing to Lashley in order to make The Almighty look better. The one time WWE actually chose to use him in any meaningful situation was a matchup against Braun Strowman at Crown Jewel. Which of course he lost that match.
Bottom line, He's just not that much of a presence anymore. I know that WWE under the HHH regime has seen the end of mass talent layoffs, but this guy is a waste of a matchup. He's got to go. His career is going absolutely nowhere, even with MVP at his side. Who in their right mind believes he can hang with Brock Lesnar?
Granted, Brock's the perfect opponent for him. A typical Omos match does not exceed 10 minutes, which is perfect for Brock's aggressive, fast-forward style. Furthermore, in terms of overall size, Omos is outside Brock's normal range of opponent. It's gonna be a Wrestlemania moment on its own when Brock lifts Omos up for the F-5, but after that... you're left with Omos getting tossed back into the toy chest until the next house show rolls around. Take the hint, WWE. Give Omos another loss, and send him back to his home in Nigeria. He misses his family dearly, and I think his fellow Omo-sapiens will understand how homesick this man is. (It's really bad when The Great Khali has done your act better).

[b]Seth "Freakin" Rollins vs. Logan Paul[/b]
Ok, you also get ONE celebrity based match, too, but that's it.
In all honesty, Logan Paul has lived above expectations as far as his in-ring performances are concerned. He's not the most compelling and relatable character, but he's able to put on matches that are at least good (vs Roman) to above average (vs Miz). I like to think of him as the male equivalent to Ronda Rousey, where WWE is just using his name for brand recognition. Although unlike Ronda, his name is not exactly lighting up the mainstream media, just social media. And it's not translating well to ratings and awareness that he's living in WWE City. I know that WWE saw how well Logan adapted to the sports entertainment scene. That's just what the Paul brothers tend to do. But here's the kicker. People don't want to see a Paul brother succeed. They want a Paul brother to get knocked on their ass via a huge crushing piston called "reality". Here's an example. When Jake Paul won a boxing match, it was whatever. When he lost to Tommy Fury just recently, now THAT is where the entertainment value was. And Jake did say to judge him by his losses, not his wins. We are prepared to do the same to Logan. Because all he has done so far in WWE is lose. Match quality aside, he has put the "L" in Logan. Let's see if this showdown with Seth gives him his Wrestlemania triumph.
Speaking of which, there's so little to say about Seth Rollins in this equation. At least he knows who his opponent is this year. At least he had the spectacular Cody Rhodes feud before the wrestling gods gave Cody time off (and a hell of a match to go out on). He did kinda get stuck trying to put Matt Riddle over before Riddle succumbed to his own vices, but this is the most over Seth Rollins has been. Most of it is the fancy new "sing me to the ring, and never stop singing" entrance, but it's the little things that make you a big star around these parts. And really, I can't picture anyone else in this scenario. The Visionary vs The Influencer. This should be a fun contest, and bragging rights for weeks to come if Rollins walks out the loser. However, if it means more of Logan Paul appearing in WWE... honestly, every wrestling fan loses. I know Logan says his contract is up after Wrestlemania, but somehow, I'm not a believer WWE will let him slip away that easily.

[b]Trish Stratus, Lita, and Becky Lynch vs. Damage CTRL (Bayley, Dakota Kai, and Iyo Sky)[/b]
Let's take you back to Summerslam 2022. Bianca Belair standing tall over an obsessed Becky Lynch, and then out comes Bayley. Away from the WWE for over a year to rehab a freak accident during training for the return to live events. But the twist no one was expecting is that Bayley didn't return alone. She brought back two women to form a stable that would be ever present across RAW ever since. Dakota Kai, previously handed her pink slip a few months prior, was given a second chance at her WWE life by Bayley. As well as Iyo Sky, who already had one foot out the door while living in NXT limbo. Thus, they formed the group Damage CTRL, and while neither member was successful in capturing singles gold (Especially Bayley.), the Women's Tag Team Championships... that was a different story. Aside from one week being without the titles, Kai/Sky have held them for 5 months. It's only recently that Becky Lynch and a returning Lita have come into possession of said titles, with a little help from Trish Stratus, who much like Lita, is never REALLY retired.
And now we have an interesting 6-woman tag contest that's been put together as a result. Becky Lynch and two Hall of Fame legends combat a group that needs a decisive Wrestlemania victory as a trio. Becky's been fighting Damage CTRL longer than anyone else, so it is safe to assume this will be the beginning of the end of this neverending war. Especially if Damage CTRL can finally walk away from their battles against Becky with heads held high... hopefully.

[b]Rey Mysterio vs. Dominik Mysterio[/b]
Yeah, this match was pretty much a foregone conclusion. I feel like they could have done this match at any Wrestlemania possible, but first we need someone to be heel in this contest, and it's sure as hell not gonna be Rey Mysterio.
So... Dominik... I'm a bit mixed on his career trajectory. Because right now, across the board, he's just good, but not great. He's trying to be on the same level as his father, sometimes even emulating him either for heat or grasping the Mysterio name for some miniscule level of credibility... but at this point, it's been more than a minute since his career started, and the excuses are running out. Hell, that promo where he declared he's the next Eddie Guerrero... yeah, that definitely ruffled a few feathers online. btw, still using Eddie's name as a vehicle in your Wrestlemania matchup build in 2023... come on, guys. And yes, Eddie came a long way as shown by his WCW work, and the level of promo that Guerrero was cutting at the time. So maybe it's better we get this shit version of Dominik out of the way now, so he can eventually become WWE Superstar Dominik Mysterio, with a celebrated World Championship reign of... 2 months.
What is actually happening here is that Rey Mysterio is being inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame this year, so his career clock is running out. So this match is immediately happening before Rey's knees collapse into themselves, and thankfully, the way this match was booked ensures that Wrestlemania will be the point where this feud has absolutely peaked. God, the pop on Rey finally striking his son. I haven't seen him get that much pleasure out of beating his kids since he got his copy of WWE '13.

[b]Hell in a Cell Match
Edge vs "The Demon" Finn Balor[/b]
Ladies and gentlemen, your neverending feud. It wasn't too long ago that Edge formed The Judgment Day, a heel stable dedicated to taking the younger generation under Edge's wing. First, it was Damian Priest, a lost soul looking for guidance, looking to escape his never ending punishment. Then, it was Rhea Ripley, a individual whose presence in the group took on a life of its own (more on that later). And somewhere along the way, they even added Rey Mysterio's son, Dominik, into the fray, which he sorely needed. But none of those additions compared to their last member... Finn Balor, who immediately led a coup overthrowing Edge as their leader. It could be because Edge opposed the direction that The Judgment Day was going, but don't let rumors and heresay dissaude you from the fact that the preceding battle of Finn Balor leading The Judgment Day in a crusade to make Edge's life a living hell has been happening for a couple months too long. Even Edge's own wife had to pay the price for her troubles, and because Edge taught them too well. It feels like we've gone just about everywhere these two can go together... except Hell in a Cell. Oh, and Finn Balor's "Demon" persona is listed as the opponent, but hey, 3-4 hours in the makeup chair will absolutely be worth it to bring back a character he said he discarded in his second NXT run. Of course, wrestlers say a lot of things, but Finn's such a professional, we figured that declaration would stick.
At least this way, these two can guarantee a great Wrestlemania match... for about 15 minutes until Damian gets involved in some way. Plus it's probably Edge's match to lose. Unless he makes another agreement, this is his last year on his WWE contract. And of course The Judgment Day has nowhere to go but up. Even though it could possibly be a splintered group if Rhea gets the job done at Wrestlemania (again, more on that later.)

[b]Men's Wrestlemania Showcase
Braun Strowman and Ricochet vs. The Street Profits (Angelo Dawkins and Montez Ford) vs. Alpha Academy (Chad Gable and Otis) vs. The Viking Raiders (Erik and Ivar)[/b]
Since the Tag Team title match later on is a 2 team affair, we need to show the world that, yes, we do indeed have other teams in reserve, and no, our tag team division is NOT dead why would you even say that!
These are, admittedly, the usual suspects. The Viking Raiders have been a "pushed one week, not pushed the next" team over the past couple years. More importantly, they haven't been consistently healthy. Finally getting their chance to make their mark, and a new face among them in Valhalla who's career is probably gonna last longer than theirs, perhaps they get a credible win this time around?
The Street Profits... still exist. WWE, in their endless quest to not pull the trigger on a Montez Ford push, has him continued to be weighed down by Angelo Dawkins, a guy who is good, but not AS good. Even if they win, let's be real. It's not going to improve their standing as a tag team.
Alpha Academy... is also still here. Despite WWE not knowing exactly what they are going to do with Otis, and Chad Gable continuing to be another jobber to the stars, we still have a team, miraculously. It feels like nowadays these two would be better off apart, which is weird to say considering they were mostly on top around this time last year.
The underdog in this scenario is the makeshift team with no name... Braun and Ricochet. Braun has seen success in the past, but Ricochet... the mountain he climbed wasn't nearly as tall. You look at this team, and you look at a duo that just doesn't belong. Individual success in singles, cannon fodder in a tag match. If anything, they might be the team to surprise everyone, and secure a victory here. It all depends on what their future holds, as well as the future of the tag division, considering what lies ahead.

[b]Women's Wrestlemania Showcase
Liv Morgan and Raquel Rodriguez vs. Natalya and Shotzi vs. Ronda Rousey and Shayna Baszler vs. Chelsea Green and Sonya Deville[/b]
Supposedly, Becky Lynch & Lita were supposed to defend their Women's Tag Team Championship at Wrestlemania on top of the 6-woman clash with Damage CTRL. Now that is crazy. And clearly, WWE wasn't crazy enough to have Lita wrestle 2 nights in a row. So we have a Women's Tag Team showcase. And what a tag team showcase it is. Including tag teams that... aren't really tag teams. I could give you writeups on where each of these women are in their career prior to this tag team extravaganza, but let's cut to the chase. Ronda Rousey is in this match. Considering all the other women in this mix, Ronda Rousey is not walking away with an L at Wrestlemania (forget Wrestlemania 35, one of the most celebrated wins in women's wrestling). Her and Shayna Baszler would have more than likely become Women's Tag Team Champions had things been a little different, and I believe they will be by the end of the year, so if anyone needs this win for bragging rights and for the rocket to propel them towards the gold, it's Ronda and Shayna. Any other win is a waste of time. I will say I am surprised to see Chelsea Green at Wrestlemania. I feel like I just saw her in Impact Wrestling 6 months ago. She was absolutely gonna team with Carmella, but it appears the wrestling gods aren't done bringing maximum misfortune upon Carmella, so Sonya Deville, you're here. You're not doing anything. The rest of you... one of you is more than likely eating the pin. Natalya, thank you for your 15 year long service to WWE, and your service will continue with a Ronda exclamation point. You understand, of course...

Still, what would Wrestlemania be without title defences? A legit question I hope that WWE never answers.
[b]WWE United States Championship
Austin Theory (c) vs. John Cena[/b]
John Cena has not wrestled at Wrestlemania in 3 years. And hasn't wrestled at a live Wrestlemania in 5 years. And it was an Undertaker match that wasn't even properly advertised (Is a 2 minute match at Wrestlemania even a REAL match?)! It's so weird to see the hero of the Ruthless Aggression era absent from Wrestlemania. Not even talking about a match, just... not even a cameo? But it's fine. John Cena has his noteworthy career in Hollywood, and has to stop being Peacemaker to become WWE Superstar for one night only. His opponent?

Austin Theory. Austin Theory is absolutely living up to his potential, at last. Over the past year, he has become a superstar that you can slot into pretty much any situation. Get your cheek bashed in by Tyson Fury? Done. Keep the US Championship relevant? Oh yeah. Main event for RAW? Done and dusted. While Roman is mostly King of SmackDown, it's RAW that is lacking in a World Title to call its own, and it feels like Austin Theory has done his damndest to take up the mantle. It's a shame that he has yet to receive that one victory to cement his place on the upper card. That match could very well be pinning John Cena at Wrestlemania, which is more than likely going to happen because Cena has so few Wrestlemania matches left in him, and the torch needs to be passed. Not that such a torch passing achievement is a sure thing, because Kurt Angle passed the torch to Baron Corbin in 2019, and... yeah. Should be a better match than people are thinking considering I don't think Cena has lost a single step post-Hollywood, and Austin Theory will no doubt be not only pulling out all the stops, but ripping them out, to boot. I assume there's a lot of certainty behind this stop ripping, because it's going to be the opening match of Wrestlemania on Saturday. Best of luck, Theory. Admittedly, this isn't the Austin vs Cena match I wanted, but we haven't fully invented time travel yet.

[b]WWE Intercontinental Championship
Gunther (c) vs. Sheamus vs. Drew McIntyre[/b]
Damn. Just... damn. If there was a singles match with any combination of these 3 men at Wrestlemania, you are guaranteed ****1/2 star minimum. The evidence speaks loudly. Drew and Sheamus wallop each other, and it's 4 stars. Gunther and Sheamus take lumps of flesh out of one another at Cardiff, it's considered a match of the year candidate. I feel for the human bodies in this war. Through Gunther's own impatience, what would have been a competitive 1v1 brawl turns into a Triple Threat clusterfuck, said in the nicest terms. There's only so much unique text I can type being envious of everyone in this match. It's not THE main event, but it's my main event.
Sheamus has spent the past year or two putting the heavy in heavyweight, being the hard hitting bruiser he always knew he could be. Teaming with The Brawling Brutes and being an overall menace in the 6-man division (Ha! You thought there was a Trios division in WWE, didn't you?).
Drew has been all over the card. World Title shot one month, feuding with Karrion Kross the previous months, and now he's got his chance at gold he can realistically carry for at least a couple months. If only said gold wasn't held by Gunther.
Gunther... the walking weapon of WWE (get well soon, Josh Alexander). I petition this man should absolutely get his name changed to Midas, because everything he touches is gold. All I have to do is point directly at his NXT matches with Ilya Dragunov, and say that such excessive violence is the peak of WWE content. And his match quality has stood strong even when he leapt up to the main roster. It's been that way for the past 9 months ever since he won the IC title. Body after body falling before his presence. The best IC Champion in a long time. If he loses this match, it's because WWE looked back at his... well, it's less of a true one-on-one match, and more of a "last two guys in the Royal Rumble" match against Cody, and realized that Gunther is that guy. And hopefully, he does not fall between the cracks in the process. This match has potential to be match of the year. Watch out, grab a bucket of popcorn, and hold it tight.

[b]RAW Women's Championship
Bianca Belair (c) vs. Asuka[/b]
Bianca, congratulations on your year long success. I'm all for you breaking down barriers, and making history (herstory's too cheesy, and I don't want to devalue her accomplishments), but what awaits you at this Wrestlemania is a challenger to your title unlike any other before her.
Asuka has transformed into a figure better representing her previous life as KANA. This is an Asuka not hindered by wacky dancing and horrendously awkward promos, this is an Asuka that plays with your head. Make you fear NOT what is coming, but why it hasn't already appeared. We've seen so little of this Asuka in WWE, and we've seen very little of these two in a one-on-one setting. Maybe a match here and there on RAW, but this pairing have yet to see a long term rivalry. At last, WWE have realized to, as the Fighting Game Community used to say, save that shit for nationals. Well, Wrestlemania is your nationals.
Asuka is a dangerous customer all her own. If she hasn't knocked your head off with precise kicks, or ripped you limb from limb in one of her many submissions, then beware what awaits you if she opens her mouth. And heaven knows how this new persona has affected her typical approach.
Bianca, you also know the score with her. Stamina to spare, and power for miles. She's been holding that RAW Women's Championship ever since last year's Wrestlemania, and has worn that title to the fullest, decimating any and all competitors who think they can hang with her. Including against Asuka at Hell in a Cell, with a little help from Becky. Now Bianca and Asuka need only focus on each other. This is a fresh new Asuka against a Bianca who is prepared to weather this tsunami threatening to take her title. Another classic Wrestlemania encounter awaits.
As for who will walk away with the cherry championship, I feel like Asuka wins, just because Bianca isn't ready for Asuka. Not to seem cliche, or desperate to squeeze in a catchphrase or two, but I feel like one of Asuka's newest unknown tricks is going to be the deciding factor. And it's also definitely not going to be the last time these two square off with a championship at stake. Here's hoping.

[b]SmackDown Women's Championship
Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Rhea Ripley[/b]
You know, when this match took place 3 years ago, I hoped Rhea would win. A rising star straight out of NXT with the boost she needed to be at the top of the mountain. But that's not what happened. Charlotte outperformed her. Back then, I figured Rhea winning was a must. The momentum of WCW Lex Luger after his world title win over Hollywood Hogan, and with a loss, it would be turned into WWF Lex Luger with no title to his own. That's also not what happend. Rhea climbed her way back up, scratched and clawed for every achievement. For a while, she was at the top of RAW's Women's Division. It's clear now she didn't need the boost, she just needed to plant her feet above ground level, and the business would work for her from there. And then something happened. She became a part of The Judgement Day. She got the kudos, she got the tutelage, and she got herself a Royal Rumble win. And a ticket to a championship opportunity. The roles are reversed. Now it's not Rhea insisting Charlotte use her Rumble win to challenge her for the NXT Championship, now it's Rhea using her prize as a chance to correct history, and become SmackDown Women's Champion.
There is debate on whether or not this match is worthy of a Wrestlemania main event slot. Considering how white hot the storylines are in the last two matches being covered, and the potential of just having women main event a Wrestlemania night for PR backpatting, it's definitely a match with a case to state. A Royal Rumble winner being in the last match of the show isn't a sure thing, and the build might not make the match seem as hype as others, but if these two think they are worthy of closing the show... then I hope they tear the roof off SoFi.
These two are top of the line. Charlotte can turn her offensive focus on a dime, Rhea is prepared to play dirty to realize her dream, and Rhea is facing the daughter of the dirtiest player in the game. This isn't gonna be a pretty contest. A heated, brutal slugfest is a much better descriptor. I believe Rhea will leave behind any shred of doubt that she is on Charlotte's level. But Charlotte's not just gonna lie down, and let her title slip away. Look forward to this match being talked about for the next few months afterward.

[b]Undisputed WWE Tag Team Championship
The Usos (Jey Uso and Jimmy Uso) (c) vs. Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn[/b]
The year is 2023. The Usos continue their eternal stranglehold on the WWE Tag Team division. It's been due to The Bloodline's dissention being one of the most compelling storylines in recent WWE memory, and at the center of that discourse is Sami Zayn. We've been watching him over the past year align with Roman, damn near become the second-in-command of The Bloodline, fight against his best friend Kevin Owens (which to be fair, is neither the first nor the last time that's happened), and then have Sami reach his boiling point with a payoff betrayal of Roman Reigns being a deafening roar of heroism, to Sami getting squashed underneath Roman's boot. But now Sami knows his true target; The Usos. But he can't do it alone. He needs help from his former best friend, Kevin Owens. Owens wants no part of Sami's personal war, considering that Sami joined in on any and all Bloodline beatdowns of Kevin Owens. However, the enemy of my enemy is my friend, so friends turned rivals turned friends again believe they have the best chance of finally overcoming The Usos and their umpteenth day reign as Tag Team champions.
And the bond of The Usos is stronger than it's been. Jey Uso, with a small drop of uncertainty, spent a whole month absent from WWE itself, uncertain if the direction of The Bloodline was one he was willing to follow. In the end, blood was thicker than water. And rather than Sami and Jey be the duo to get it done, Jey kicked those dreams away, picking family over personal glory. Just be glad the titles haven't been given the proper Freebird rule, because there was a house show or two where the part of Jey Uso was played by Solo Sikoa. Ah yes, Solo is finally a part of WWE's main roster proper. Spent the first 6 months of his career undefeated (just had his first loss to Cody on Monday. Still looked strong). If the Usos start to, in any capacity, show signs of losing, expect this enforcer to interject.
In reality, you know how strong The Usos are as a unit. Slick teamwork, lethal attacks and combinations to double up their mighty blows... they've been holding on to those titles legit, even without interference. Will this reunited twosome of Kevin and Sami be any different? I don't think so. Sami's been on the inside until recently, and Kevin's been fighting them longer than anyone. In my mind, they might just be the force to catch The Usos slipping, and become the new Tag Team Champions. Of course, that depends on if the wrestling gods have grown tired of seeing The Usos hog the tag titles for over a year plus. I think most of us are.

With the dirty dozen of Wrestlemania clashes chronicled, we now come to the final contest; The Undisputed WWE Universal Championship. You know the first name, but the second one is a name seeking glory that his generation could never grasp. Let's get the obvious one out of the way first.

Roman Reigns wanted his Head of the Table gimmick realized, or he would walk out on WWE. The fans believed in their Tribal Chief becoming the face of WWE. Over the past 900+ days, that's what happened. The fans got their reward..... their eternal reward. Roman has stood on top for far longer than any human being in the Wrestlemania generation. Male or Female. Singles or Tag Team. In fact, walking into this match, this is the 3rd straight year that Roman is defending his world championship. No one else can make such a claim. Not even Hulk Hogan, who felt like his time at the top of the mountain lasted far longer.
It's not hard to see why Roman is breaking as many records as he is. It's because of how far he has come. You look back at his time even 5-10 years ago, a time where the crowd wanted absolutely none of Vince's personal project. His promo material was awful, his matches were against people who were either leagues above him in wrestling ability, or they were far too immobile to be of any help. Roman Reigns was everything except over with the crowd. You can throw him in as many main events as you want, he will never be acknowledged. The fans despised him because of the simple fact that he was "The Guy". The guy in the big Wrestlemania matches, the second man ever to have defeated The Undertaker at Wrestlemania, the guy who got chance after chance at the spotlight when many other favored sons received diddly-squat in comparison.
With that, Roman worked smarter. Seeking his family entourage to grant them guaranteed success, his wise council in Paul Heyman being the Don King to his Mike Tyson, his general improvement and diversity in his offense beyond just spears and superman punches, as well as limiting when and where his title matches take place to make them the big deal that they deserve to be. Roman has been used in a significantly smaller capacity over the past year, to the point of some considering him a part-timer, which is a dangerous role around these parts. The continuous rumors over Roman taking time off were constant, and everpresent. They felt more like a tease that the oppressive era of The Bloodline was coming to an end. In actuality, it meant that the other members of The Bloodline got their chance to shine on equal terms.
Roman has been at the center of damn near every major storyline going on in WWE. Whenever Roman appears, whether making his way to RAW, or defending his title at a Premium Live Event, it is a big deal. A must see for any and all eyes on the product. He is what he, and the people who believed in him all those years ago, wanted him to become. The face of WWE. His actions as of recent have made him anything BUT face. Him destroying Sami Zayn at Royal Rumble and Elimination Chamber have secured his place as the top heel of the company for the near future, and it has been reflected in how he achieves his Ws. One way or another, he has pulled win after win out of his ass, either through capitalizing on chaos, or outpeforming the opposition. But there is one man he has never been able to defeat in a meaningful encounter. That is Roman's Wrestlemania opponent. A man, who as of 4 years ago, was All Elite.

[b]"The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes[/b]
This really is the embodiment of never say never. Cody Rhodes left the WWE in a huff, shamed and embarrassed at his personal exit. But he didn't linger for long. He went back on the grind.
So.. what do you wanna talk about? Well, let's talk about Cody's post-WWE life.
You name a wrestling promotion in the United States, the likes of the NWA, the likes of Ring of Honor, he has swam to the top of it. Creating and forging his own legacy and identity. Not afraid to speak his own mind, not afraid to step above his station, and especially not afraid to fight his ass off, and put on matches well above his own average. As a result, a special thing happened in 2017. Wrestling journalist Dave Meltzer felt that Ring of Honor would not sell out a 10,000 seat arena any time soon. Cody took him up on that declaration. In an event known as "The Bet", such a PPV exceeding that crowd capacity was called All In, and it planted the seeds for what is now the #2 wrestling promotion in the United States. It's crazy to think way back when that THAT Cody Rhodes would be partially responsible for helping to create the first promotion to take a sizable chunk out of WWE's audience since the WCW days; All Elite Wrestling.
But what no one else was expecting in the early days of AEW was Cody's career trajectory. The first to challenge for the AEW World Title held by Chris Jericho under the condition that if Cody can't beat Jericho, he will never challenge for that title again. It would be Cody's one, and only, shot at that title. He failed. From then on, Cody would obtain a title worth fighting for; the TNT Championship. Challenger after challenger vanquished every single week for as long as Cody held that title. With the exception of getting mauled into submission by the late Brodie Lee, Cody would stay the course. The only thing that would stop him... was discourse. Among the AEW fans. They felt that Cody only had his success because it was his company. And it was that stigma that eventually caused the fans to turn on him. Through a combination of that bitterness, as well as clashing with his fellow EVPs, Cody felt the time was right to leave AEW to its own devices. Unthinkable at the time, but by January 2022, it became reality. Cody was a free man once again.
From there, it was a matter of days. The day... was Wrestlemania last year. Speculation on Seth Rollins' mystery opponent had the rumor mill swirling. Perhaps Gable Steveson, maybe Shane McMahon? But Cody Rhodes? Come on, there's no way. And then the lights went black come match time.. to the tune of "Kingdom". And a crowd reaction that broke the sound barrier. My god... it actually happened. Cody Rhodes returned to WWE.
It must have come with a hex on Cody's body, because a couple months later, Cody tore a pectoral muscle meaning his WWE return would be short lived... if this were a man of logic and discretion, perhaps. Cody wrestled a classic Hell in a Cell encounter despite his pec looking incredibly sore against Seth Rollins to cap off that rivalry. And then the recuperation began.
Not a peep on Cody's return until the Royal Rumble. After putting on another clinic with Gunther to fight over the Wrestlemania main event, Cody stood tall. And thus, the match was set in stone. It's Roman Reigns vs Cody Rhodes. WWE's golden boy, vs AEW's exiled founding father. Cody Rhodes attempting to realize a dream that his father, The American Dream, was never able to make reality. A matchup that didn't even seem possible 2 years ago is now suddenly the main event of Wrestlemania. Wrestling is a special thing, sometimes.
In short, this matchup is indeed main event worthy. It's an even bout from top to bottom. Roman's power and authority vs Cody's acumen and knowhow. A godlike force vs a man seeking wrestling immortality. It's either going to be jaded WWE fans swearing to never watch again as long as Roman's still the champ, or AEW fans seething and coping that Cody is standing tall in enemy territory. A main event for the ages that one man has to lose. A duel of the fates that will be spoken of in documentaries and future montages to come. The quest to decide the undisputed WWE Champion.
Who will it be?
All things considered, I think this match is a lot closer than people think it is. Cody has been fighting to no end, and he's confident that he has Roman's number. He has a reason to be champion other than just being the top guy in the company, but to Roman, that is his only reason. And that is his driving motivator. And such an obsession will be his undoing. All it will take is one mistake, one spear off the mark, and Cody will strike with an unforeseen fury and desire. This is Cody Rhodes' night. He will raise both titles, and discard both physical championships to bring back the golden World Heavyweight Championship that his father once wore proudly. Don't deny me this moment, WWE. Don't deny your fans someone new at the top for fucking once. And please keep away from Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund. The morality of your fanbase depends on it. Not like morality has stopped any of your poor decision making in the past. Speaking of poor decisions, enjoy your weekend of bodyslams and crossbody splashes to the outside. Ring the bell, fuckers!

Thanks for reading. Have fun with Nick Khan saying the quiet part out loud.
Nick Khan: Just one note on that, I don’t run the WWE. There’s only one person who actually runs the WWE, Vince McMahon. A lot of folks help me to help run the WWE.
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2023.03.31 17:40 The_13th_Legend [Online][LGBTQ+][DND 5E][Heavily Homebrewed][EST 7:00 P.M+] Experienced DM & A Heavily Homebrewed Campaign - The Legacy of the Saints (LotS)

Greetings LFG! I am 13th, short for The_13th_Legend.

I'm an avid Homebrew D&D DM that is always experimenting with 5e mechanics and the what-not to make combat and roleplay more immersive and exciting. I currently have an ongoing campaign and my players have finally reached LVL 3. The next two sessions are traveling and downtime sessions; This means that this Saturday and next Saturday is the perfect time to introduce new players and characters to the group!
I am looking for two enthusiastic players to join my current group. Provided that the form you’ll fill out looks good, and we have a great first contact with my other players, you will also start at LVL 3 with a background session. This background session will take place before you actually play in the campaign, and it will be where we determine who you are, where your family are, and if you have friends on other continents.
This is my second LFG post and I had a great experience with the first one, having interviewed more than 40 potential players over the course of a few days. This, however, is something that I’m trying to avoid now, since I no longer have ample amounts of time to conduct 2+ hours of single interviews. The form provided will be the basis of if you receive a response or not, as telling people that they weren’t accepted for an interview required adding them on Discord and rejecting them (which felt cruel and took even more time away!)

The game time will be Saturday Nights at 8:00 P.M EST - 12:30 A.M EST. I'm usually in VC at 7:00 P.M EST for any questions or unresolved subjects before the session begins.

Pitch: An Interlude to the Legacy of the Saints

An Age of High Fantasy Exploration, In-Depth

The world of Tyalhan has witnessed both chaos and peace ever since its existence. Many things are not known and not explored, as history and land changes like the sands upon a beach. Countless creations from long ago are buried beneath the mountains and earth to either be lost forever or be found by curious explorers around the continents. It is here that Adventurer Guilds thrive, having set themselves free of any burden under any nation and operating mostly independently under their own regional branches. It is under their leadership that the histories of nations, saints, and mythos of the long past are once more gazed at for any lost knowledge.
Saints in specific drives most of the humanoid races, as, instead of the general D&D pantheon, there are instead saints devoted to either objects, elements, or anything in between, such as time or dreams. The most popular saint would be the Sword Saint, with over a million followers wanting to follow in his footsteps as a hero to the world. Less known saints include the Saints of Salt or of Feasts, with many Saints in conflict with one another such as the Saints of the Sun and Moon. This will be explained in depth later, as it is only one of four major religions in Tyalhan. The other three are of the Dragon King’s, Beast King’s, and Demon King’s religion, all of which are to be explored in game, with exceptions if you wish to choose those paths instead. Alongside the religions are heresies and cults, most of them being secretive excluding the most known, which are the Lost Saints and the Five Scourges of the World.
There has been a calm in the most recent decade. With every calm, however, it is likely that an equally or much more devastating storm follows. During the last century, it was common for the Holy Hyarmenian Empire to invade the Free Cities of Atyla, to either gain ground and threaten the independent kingdoms of the North or for the Red and Blue Dragonflights to battle above the Minya continents for their own gains in manipulating the nations of both continents. Elsewhere, the Elysian Coalition, a nation formed from many races and groups of the “free world”, yet again set about on another crusade dubbed the Incubus’ Bane Campaign, and the Demon Continent itself stirred from something unknown.
Your role, adventurer, begins in either the cities of Harmenel or Aston, both located in the largest kingdom of the Free North, Mideon. Whether it be destiny, circumstance, or random coincidence, you find yourself in the company of others who share in your fate on that peculiar day. You may often look back at this day, remembering that it was when you all met, and that it was when your own story begins. Your destiny depends almost wholly on you. I do not railroad; I give you several choices, and it is up for you to take charge and seek your own fate. There will be times when things seem inevitable, but know that fate itself is fickle, and is only more changeable when you add friends who will follow you to the ends of the world.

What I'm looking for:

Enthusiastic players who like to roleplay more than “rollplay.” Maturity matters more than age, but an age of 18 - 30 is preferred if it comes down to it due to the content inside this universe.
A friend recently asked me what kind of players I would want in a campaign. My answer was for my ideal person: Talkative but not interruptive, active but not hogging the spotlight, willing to listen and learn but not always follow as if you were an NPC. In this campaign, however, I seek those who are strong willed in not being peer pressured into always following another’s personal character plot. This doesn’t mean to always actively oppose something, but rather to spark conflict and resolve it, as unlike other D&D games, there is not one unified goal. There are five personal goals, each being very different. In the end, however, you will find that you must work together to achieve any one of these goals, as it may be impossible otherwise without fellow comrades.
If you only want to dungeon crawl, this isn't the campaign for you (But I do make kick-ass dungeons in RPG-Maker, Inkarnate, or Dungeon Draft so my players can adventure in it for plot purposes.) If you’ve made it this far in the wall of text, then you have the attention span or interest that I’d like to see in the session.
If my campaign interests you at all, please fill out the somewhat daunting application. Filling out the application is already proof of the commitment I would expect from you, as I will commit my best as a DM for you to explore the universe I have set up. Again, like the start of this post, I can not reply to every application. Please assume that you were rejected if I do not add you on discord or if the date of 04/08, next Saturday, passes without a response.

What I provide:

My philosophy on DMing a game is that the best preparation is both none and everything. By that, I mean that everything you do - the path you take, the choices you make, or the lives you save - will be entirely on you. I do improv based on your actions, and I move the world while considering whether or not your actions will impact the future.
This is what I mean by “none,” in which you are not railroaded heavily into a plot, but rather have free will in my universe. By “everything,” my preparation includes said universe. I have prepared a full on interactive map using Inkarnate, a calendar system, and an incomplete wiki, mostly because the style of finding out about things in LoTS is through exploring and adventuring.
Additionally, I will provide a premium experience online including dynamic lights, castles or housing you can build (no, literally, I can seriously make a map via RPG-Maker if you decide to build a house or live in a castle), dungeon maps with environmental hazards and unique, homebrew mechanics such as teleportation squares or a chandelier above a fragile yet evil sorcerer, and professional battle / RP maps made by Patreon mapmakers.
Lastly, I can guarantee a unique, one of a kind experience in my homebrew campaign that will feature nations at war, lords of all kinds you will meet, fantastical creatures you may battle, one-on-one sessions for those rogue players that want to explore a sewer for treasure but can't because they feel bad for wasting the group’s time, and just a good time in general. You will receive a character-only discord channel for personal plot related questions as well as questions for me that you don’t want anyone else to see.

Important Information:


This is a good to neutral campaign, with a very hard exception for anything evil-aligned provided that you prove your experience with playing those types of characters while also playing near perfectly with the group that is formed.

Communication & The Platform Used:

Our main form of communication will be Discord, and we will be using Roll20 as our D&D platform.

Homebrew Elements:

You can expect nearly everything to be homebrewed aside from the core 5e mechanics, with a few examples below. The combat examples in specific can be macroed easily with roll20; in other words, don’t worry! I am willing to teach and help you with all the new homebrew mechanics introduced.

Combat Examples:


By aiding an ally in combat by flanking (being in the direct opposite of said ally) an enemy, you and your ally gain +1 to all attack rolls as long as you are in the position to flank.


By surrounding a unit with three other friendly units, you and the surrounding allies will gain +2 to all attack rolls and +1 to all damage rolls.

Five Foot Step:

By using all your movement, you may take a five foot step by moving 5 ft. anywhere without provoking an attack of opportunity(AOO) on you.

Roleplay / Out of Combat Examples:

Downtime Expanded:

My version of downtime is severely more powerful than the 5e variant or suggestions. I will recommend a list and will always encourage you to do something while the day goes by. With this said, I am providing an in-game calendar with holidays or known events in both the discord and the VTT platform. Feats, languages, training, magical spell creation, and research in general are all fair game. They will cost money and time, however, and there are always consequences for your actions.

Magic in General:

Magic is slightly different in the universe of Tyralhen. Most mages will graduate from D.K.M.U (Dragon King’s Magic University) but there are other, smaller colleges around the world. There are leylines around the world, and custom spell creation is encouraged in later levels or on character creation. Before you have any insane ideas, the spells will be balanced and will make sense with your background if you do play a wizard.

Homebrew Classes

Unlike my other campaigns, there are no homebrew classes. Instead, there is the Saint system that may replace some class features. This will heavily affect paladins and clerics with entirely homebrewed class features. Other classes may slightly change as well, such as fighters or rangers. One such example is that a ranger worshiping the Dragon King will receive a change to Feywild Magic, becoming much more in flavor to the Dragon Aspects instead.

Politics: Low-Medium

Roleplay: High

Combat: Medium

Exploration / Mystery: Very High

Player - DM (Me) Arrangement

Starting straight from after you filled out the application linked below, I will consider and interview you with the intent to see if your attitude, personality, and mentality is a good fit for our group. Being new to a VTT (Virtual Tabletop) or D&D is not a disqualifier or an issue if you obligate yourself to learning 5e mechanics as well as my homebrew elements before, during, or after our sessions. I will say that my best player was actually someone who had only watched Critical Role and had never actually played D&D before.
Within a few days to a week, I will handpick good fits from the applications filled out to go towards the interview stage. This may include you meeting the other players already in the campaign. Provided that you pass the interview, we’ll eventually break the ice with the other three or four players that I find as a good fit for my campaign and plan a background session.
Lastly, if you are too humble to apply with fear of thinking you might not be good enough or take someone else's slot in my D&D game, then you are similar to my own mindset. All I have to say is that, in both life and my campaign, you will need to take control of your own fate.
Thank you for taking the time in reading the huge wall of text, and have a great day in LFG. Hopefully you will find a group you deserve.

Final Note:

This campaign will be LGBTQ+ friendly. Homophobic and racist persons will not be considered as applicants.
I have an Asian accent. Worry not, for English is my first and only language.
This campaign is based off of 5e rules with several homebrewed elements as well as major to minor changes in classes that I will be happy to explain.

There is a race lock of the following (meaning you can only choose these races for lore reasons) - [Humans] [Elves] [Half Elves] [Halflings] [Dwarves] - Additionally, there will be races never seen before in typical D&D, and orcs are outright changed from any standards of “common” fantasy.


This campaign will feature discrimination, racism, and a few other abhorrent horrors that makes this campaign preferably 18+. However, this does not mean details into things such as gore will happen. In the application, if you mark down that you do not want a certain element into this campaign then I will take it to heart and avoid the subject.


Lastly, I give credit to “Mushoku Tensei” for providing both content and inspiration for the creation of this D&D universe.

Application Link

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2023.03.31 17:39 Frame_Late Interloper V

The greatest tragedy of war is that for some people the war never ends.
Silijima hopped into the truck, next to Sargen. The massive Gojid's head nearly reached the roof of the vehicle forcing him to crouch ever so slightly. He was an even more imposing figure up close, his muscles bulging and his scars held taut against his skin. He seemed preoccupied, as if her presence made him uncomfortable when they were close. His claws gripped the steering wheel, lightly scraping the carbon material. He seemed to be in his late thirties to early forties, and a distinguished Gojid at that save for the eye and the prosthetic arm. Most would consider him quite handsome if it wasn't for the damage he had received, and even then she was sure some women would find a prosthetic like that doubly enticing.
Senek sat in the back, leaning his head back and yawning. He seemed exhausted, most likely from being on duty for the last good knows how many weeks. He kept an eye on Sargen, but it wasn't a distrustful one, more like he was concerned for Sargen's wellbeing. It was hilarious to Silijima, to think that Sargen warranted concern, but she didn't know him or his past so she wouldn't judge; sometimes the strongest people held the greatest burdens.
"So, where to next? Do we have any other stops to make?" Silijima asked, breaking the uncomfortable silence.
"No, not unless you want to stop," replied Sargen.
Behind them, Senek grumbled. "We need to head back to the Collective and finish for the day; I'm fucking exhausted."
Sargen started the truck and turned around. "Then go home, Senek; you've done your work for the day. I'll show Silijima a bit of the station before I deliver the goods and introduce Silijima to the captains."
Senek didn't seem convinced. "They won't be happy that Sujek and I bailed halfway through the delivery."
Sargen snorted. "Ayaz and Igor won't give a damn as long as the delivery gets delivered. Take a tram and go home and see your mate and kids; you looked harrowed."
Silijima was inclined to agree. Before today, she didn't know if it was possible for a reptile to have bags under its eyes, but Senek surely did. He looked like shit, although Silijima would never voice that out loud.
Senek hissed but didn't argue, opening the door and leaving the back of the truck with a grunt. Silijima saw him walk down the street towards a tram stop in the distance, where one was unloading all sorts of people heading to shop at Zapadnyy tsentral'nyy rynok, as well as those ready finished with their shopping trips. Eventually, Senek disappeared into the crowd of humans, arxur, and the occasional venlil, harchin and gojid.
"So," Sargen started with an apprehensive sigh, "My name's Sargen, as you've probably been told. I'm sure Senek and Sujek have already told you all about me."
Silijima chuckled nervously. "Not much, actually. I've been wondering where you got that arm from; it seems very high tech. I've only seen prosthetics like that on high ranking military personnel in the federation."
The question only seemed to make Sargen even more tense. "I lost my real arm in battle. They replaced it with this." He flexed the arm, the prosthetic was agile and precise in its movements. "It's near identical to the real thing utility-wise, although the look of it took some time to get used to."
Silijima nodded absentmindedly, admiring both the arm and his physical build. Sargen must've been through hell and back to be so torn up.
"Are you ex-military? You have the hardware to be."
Sargen frowned lightly. "You could say that. But that's enough about me." Then Sargen put a soft smile on his face, a fake one, as if he was trying to hide his true feelings. "I was told you served in the navy; what was that like?"
Silijima didn't push for more information. "I was a Master Technical Coordinator for the Unwavering Credence. I kept the Guns and the hull functioning along with crews of grunt welders, and I pieced the ship back together after battles.
Sargen whistled, impressed by her rank. "You were pretty high up on the totem pole on that ship. Why'd you leave?"
Silijima scoffed. "The lies, the brutality, and the stress. I came to Skhamar looking for answers after losing faith in the state I defended for over a decade. Now that I know the truth, I realize that I hated every second of it, although I do miss it in a way. Once you get out, well, nothing seems right. For the first few months, I couldn't stand being off duty. I still miss that safety of knowing I was on a military vessel; at least we could defend ourselves. Back on Nishtal, I felt so… exposed, since I wasn't allowed to carry a firearm on my person anymore."
Sargen chuckled. "I know how you feel. I couldn't sleep right after I… left: I kept expecting an attack at all hours. Sometimes I'd wake up in a panic, clutching my ion pistol and ready to kill, only to realize it was just the sound of some puny asteroid bouncing off the outer shell of the station or a ship taking off."
Silijima snorted. "I remember nearly having a heart attack from the fireworks they set off for unification day. My parents didn't understand, or maybe they couldn't, but I don't celebrate that day anymore. It sounds too similar to Arxur hybrid charges slamming against the hull of a ship."
Silijima chuckled at first, but the laughter quickly died as reality set in. Her service in the navy had messed her up in more ways than one, but she couldn't imagine not living that life; she wouldn't know what to do with herself otherwise. She hated it, but she was better for it.
"So… What is there to do on this station? I'm pretty new to all of this freedom. What is there to do?"
"That's the good thing about this job; you get a good week or so in between missions to relax," Sargen smiled bitterly, but it was still a happy smile, "Me and the rest of the crew have so much to show you."
Silijima's heart skipped a beat at his statement. "Senek didn't seem too excited to show me anything."
"Senek's just tired; in fact he's always tired. He worked two missions in a row, same as Sujek, and they're probably going to push for another one," Sargen stated, "although I bet both Ayaz and Igor will send them both home and tell them to spend some time just relaxing for once since those two practically kill themselves working." He chuckled before continuing, "But as for things to do, well, there's a lot: Theaters, Restaurants, Museums, a full-sized futbol stadium, and even a few more exotic things the humans brought over. Humans are kind of the cultural heart of the entire Commonwealth; The big Arxur houses might be the dominant economic forces besides the coalitions, but the Humans really brought a heart and soul to what would otherwise be a pretty dull and barren place."
Silijima thought about that for a moment. She had seen sporting events before; Nishtal had plenty of ballastier stadiums to choose from, where Krakotl would work as a flock to move a floating ball from one end to the other. There were also games of airborne agility and such, so she wasn't too interested in sports.
But the idea of a theater intrigued her. Nishtal didn't have many theaters: the Krakotl didn't like being cooped up in a dark place for too long, since their instincts were to nest under the open sky instead of burrow underground. Mix that with a lack of any big theater culture and you git a species that vastly preferred doing over watching. Sports and music were far more popular with the Krakotl, their ability to fly and vast vocal ranges helping them flourish in alternative mediums of entertainment.
"How are the theaters here? I've never really gone to one before."
Sargen eyed her with disbelief. "Neither did I before I came here. They're pretty great, with lots of cheap snacks and reclining seats. There aren't any 'new' movies yet since there's no real movie industry here on Skhamar yet, but they play a lot of older human movies. A few months ago I went with Timothy, Sarah, and their daughter Maggie to go see The Tale of the Princess Kaguya. The art style was pretty mind-blowing, to say the least."
"The art style?"
"Animation. It's considered a proper medium of theater in human culture. There are a plethora of what humans call 'the animated classics': movies that have achieved universal human acclaim due to their outstanding quality. If I'm not mistaken, The Tale of the Princess Kaguya is one of them."
Human art seemed so fascinating to her; the Federation was so cut and dry with what they considered art that anything that pushed the envelope was ridiculed and even reviled, often only gaining traction in underground groups that appreciated the bizarre and the condemned. To hear of artistic styles having entire mediums dedicated to them was astounding to her.
"That sounds incredible! What other movies have you seen?"
"Well, I've been itching to see Star Wars, but it's a long trilogy that's best watched at home. There's also a relatively new western by comparison called The Cursed that's being shown this week, so we can go see that. I've heard nothing but good things about it."
Silijima didn't know what a 'western' was, but if it was anything like how Sargen describes their animated movies, she was sure a human western couldn't be bad.
Silijima casually read the synopsis for the movie they would be watching on her holophone.
The year is 1886: Aging civil war veteran turned outlaw Thomas 'Death-Singer' Lawrence ekes out a humble living amongst the Ojibwa Indians of what is now modern-day Wisconsin, Minnesota, and Michigan, hoping to live out his final years of his life with his beloved wife, son and adopted tribe in peace. But when a bitter ex-Confederate, Klan member, and son of a wealthy plantation owner Shaw Cunningham and his gang of killers massacre the tribe for supporting the Union during the war, his entire world is torn from him. Now, all that's left after the carnage is himself and a teenager named Nanabush, the fatherless black sheep of the tribe.
Now, with nothing but vengeance burning in his heart, Thomas once again takes up the mantle of 'Death-Singer', and along with his newly adopted ward Nanabush, he travels south to reform his old gang of thieves and outlaws, 'The Cursed', in a last-ditch effort to gain the ultimate revenge and both kill Shaw Cunningham and ruin his family fortune. The curse must be passed on, and there couldn't be a more worthy recipient…
Now that sounded interesting. Silijima didn't understand much of the context, but a revenge plot wasn't a common theme in Federation media, or federation art at all for that matter, so it seemed like a great place to start. Besides, it wasn't like it was real, so if it was overly violent then she could just finish the movie and never watch it again.
But first, there were snacks to buy. Silijima didn't know why Sargen insisted on buying snacks, but he stated that they 'improved the movie experience', or whatever that meant. Either way, he practically dragged Silijima up to a counter operated by a bored human, preparing to order a whole slew of snacks for the both of them.
"I'll get two medium boxes of Çäkçäk style popcorn, a large bag of Korivka, and two large bottles of… Give me a moment." Sargen turned to her. "What do you want to drink?"
Silinima browsed the menu nervously, not knowing what to choose. "Uhhh, I guess I'll try some Baikal? Is it good?"
Sargen shrugged. "It's pretty good, a bit different than most colas." Then he turned back to the snack vendor. "And two large bottles of Baikal."
The bored human sighed, obviously just ready for his shift to end, and prepared the food for the two of them. Sargen prepared his credit chip and handed it to the worker when he returned, paying for everything.
"You don't have to, Sargen, I can pay for myself."
Sargen chuckled. "Maybe, but I'm the one who's taking you out. Just let me take care of it."
The human returned with the popcorn, which was two buckets of strange yellow… things that had a slight glowing orange sheen, along with a large bag of candies and two massive bottles of soda, which were also huge. Sargen somehow deftly balanced all the snacks in their arms as they made their way to the movie room they were assigned to without even a grunt and gave her a soft grin. Despite his obvious optimism, he seemed tense, as if she reminded him of something.
Sargen hurried down the hall, his large stride making it difficult for Silijima to keep up with him, but she managed. He avoided her gaze, his eyes focusing on absolutely anything else. There it was again, the strange behavior. It was as if she was some kind of phantom to him, but he couldn't point out her existence without seeming crazy.
They made their way into a door on the side that led down a dark hall with dim lights lining the floor. It opened up to a massive screen showing adverts for products before the movie began.
"Where would you like to sit? I'm partial to the back; you get better seats and a better view."
Silijima shrugged her feathered shoulders. "Wherever you think is best; I have no clue."
Sargen chuckled, but led her up toe stairs to the upper row of seats. They made it there, sitting down near the center, and Sargen handed Silijima her popcorn and baikal. Silijime pecked at the popcorn hesitantly, but found that she loved it! The sweet, nutty and floral flavors of the coating reminded her of the Vagra nectar from Nishtal when peddlers would sell organic jars of it during the summer months, and it paired wonderfully with the salty-sweet crunch of the 'corn' itself. The baikal was another thing entirely; the sweet-spicy and pine flavors of the cola tasted like nothing she had ever experienced like fruit and spices boiled in bitter tree sap and carbonated, but palatable. By the time the movie had started, a third of her popcorn was gone, causing Sargen to chuckle.
The lights dimmed, causing Silijima to panic for a bit, but Sargen's hand reached out and grabbed her shoulder, calming her. He was there, and he was big; nothing could hurt such a giant, right?
Then, the movie began to play. The sound of some kind of delicate stringed instrument being strummed softly alongside the croaking and chirping of amphibians and insects on a warm summer night. The sounds of the wildlife stopped suddenly for a moment, as did the instrument when a small gang of about a dozen humans riding strange, four-legged creatures reminiscent of suleans without horns advanced towards a gathering of flickering lights in the distance; probably a village. Their gallops were thunderous and destructive, nothing like the sound of a stampede. It was the sound of unwavering strength.
The men wore sackcloth hoods with holes cut out for their eyes and ropes around their necks. In their hands were primitive revolving handguns. They wore a myriad of different clothes; some wore gray army uniforms, while others wore khakis, union shirts and suspenders. They laughed and bickered as they spurred their steeds onward, obviously ready to commit some unspeakable atrocity…
Silijima has two panic attacks during the movie. Sargen was there, able to quell them by offering his support. He seemed to know what it was like to have one because he reached out and held her when she began to hyperventilate and raise her hackles. He didn't speak, but he made himself known. He was there, and that was enough.
At least the movie ended with a triumph: Thomas Lawrence got his revenge, even if he died in the end. His adopted ward, Nanabush, took up the mantle of Death-Singer, using it to defend the weak. It was a tightly wrapped story that should've been happy, but the memories of war still scarred Silijima; the sounds of the gunshots reminded her of the blasts of flechette cannons, and the blood on Lawrence's knife…
She still felt the phantom pain in her wing and body from being run through by an Arxur skimming blade. She had survived, of course, but the near-death experience had permanently changed her. She couldn't stand being around knives too long unless she was actually on the battlefield, and even then it caused her distress. Luckily, she never needed to be around too many sharp objects, being an engineer, but she had her… moments. She was able to quell her attacks, her panic and anxiety being quelled by the far more substantial fear of what she would be subjected to if her true state of mind were to be found out.
If the Federation found out you acted out of the norm, they'd spend weeks forcing you through the most agonizing 'therapies' before stuffing you full of pills and sending you home, never to be the same person again. She had seen the effects of these treatments; her former colleagues practically turned into zombies, their brains melted from the drugs. They lived off of government stipends, unable to truly contribute to the workforce, but the Federation seemed to consider this an acceptable tradeoff, the politicians being praised for lowering the rate of self-termination by any means necessary. In reality, it just created a state-funded drug epidemic.
Part of Silijima did want answers, but she realized her true motive for coming to Skhamar was to escape; she was so scared of staying home on Nishtal because every little thing could set her off. And if she were to have a serious enough outburst…
No, she wouldn't become what many of her former prey-in-arms had; a babbling mess of drugs and trauma. She was strong; she could do this. She wouldn't let her trauma overcome her.
"Are you okay, Silijima?" Sargent asked her, shaking her shoulder lightly. They were in the truck, riding to the Corsair collective where Ayaz and Igor had docked their cruiser. He seemed far more tired than before like she was exhausting to be around. She didn't doubt it; having predator disease was already exhausting enough for Silijima alone.
"I shouldn't have recommended that movie, it was too violent. Maybe something animated would've been better," said Sargent. "I was hoping that your experiences as a navy engineer would've been less traumatic than the average foot soldier, and I was wrong."
Silijima turned to him, emboldened. "It wasn't your fault, Sagren; I agreed to watch it. Besides, it might've opened up a few wounds, but it was still an excellent movie. And the popcorn and baikal were wonderful as well. And besides, it was a good movie, triggers notwithstanding."
Sargen smiled a little, although he was still feeling guilty. "I'm glad you liked it. But we should get to the collective; Ayaz and Igor will be happy to become acquainted with you."
Silijima nodded before turning back to the window, watching as the city raced by. The spires of the station-city rose hundreds of stories into the air, hover-tram systems connecting entire levels of platforms that connected to the taller towers. It made sense that the station would focus on the height of buildings; the width was a rare commodity on space stations due to the cost of adding extra floor-level infrastructure, so extremely tall spires interconnected by platforms and hover-tram systems that stretched for kilometers made sense. Everything was brightly lit: massive glowing LED signs depicting everything from clinics and dispensaries to shops and eateries were plastered across the buildings, along with almost lifelike and three-dimensional digital billboards depicting a wide array of advertisements and entertainment. It was the very definition of an urban jungle, sprawl and all, with tens of millions of individuals living their daily lives unimpeded.
"The station's pretty cool, huh? It's technically one of the larger cities in the galaxy, with a population of around twenty-five million inhabitants of all races."
That number was impressive for a city, but not for a nation. "But how many planets does Skhamar control? Fifty-five million is nothing compared to the five hundred billion sentients in the Federation alone."
Sargen nodded. "Yeah, that's true. Antheia and Calaïs are pretty sparsely populated at the moment, maybe a few million each, and the planet of Skhamar itself has about ten million. That means this place doesn't really have the manpower to keep up with the Federation or the Dominion in terms of fleet size. We still beat them in engagements though."
Silijima didn't believe that. "But how? The Federation outnumbers you guys a hundred to one!"
Sargen snorted, eyes focused on the road as he pulled into the parking lot of a ginormous building. "If there's one thing that I learned after only two years of living on Skhamar is that the Federation's school of naval doctrine is laughably bad. They solely rely on the force of numbers and firepower to overwhelm their enemies before they can strike back. This would normally work on smaller fleet engagements against lesser foes, but the humans don't play fair. They hide in gas clouds, and in asteroid fields. They launch silent torpedoes, drone strikes, and shells filled with toxic gas before initiating boarding actions to cause widespread panic in enemy fleets. Skhamar's newly minted traditions of piracy have led to a whole new level of Naval military thinking, one where the entire sector is an ever-changing battlefield and anything's fair game."
"But wouldn't they get discovered? How hasn't the Federation just listed down Skhamar's tactics for admirals to memorize and quantify in fleet engagements?"
"You're demanding too much from a Federation full of scared herbivores, and you're forgetting who runs that Federation. The Kolshians and the Farsul vehemently believe that thinking like a predator makes you a predator and that anything that resembles predatory behavior should be scrubbed away. To them, the 'herd' is the entire reason for their existence, and to stray from that is to become food." Sargen shook his head, obviously bemused by their rigid mindset. "In reality, predators have been chipping away at herds for thousands of years. To think that any herd is impervious is just stupid."
Silijima knew the former, and she had suspected the latter for a long time. "But herds need to adapt to survive, right? I bet you that was the reasoning behind the gene-modding and culture erasure at the hands of the Kolshians and the Farsul."
Sargen rolled his eyes like he had heard it all before. "It shocks me that you weren't thrown into an institution, with how perceptive you are. I'm telling you, the Kolshians and the Farsul couldn't care less about the other species in the Federation. All they care about is controlling and leading that herd they've stitched together with lies. To them, adaptability is only good when it benefits their narratives and power structures."
It made a sickening sort of sense, and it was completely believable now that the treachery of the Kolshians and the Farsul had come to light. The Kolshians and the Farsul being afraid of any change that challenged their ideals was a cancer on the Federation, and one that Silijima was sure would eat away at it until it was nothing more than a corpse. "I'm glad I left, you know, not being afraid of being locked up for having predator disease. I just hope that isn't a thing here."
"It isn't, believe me, or I would've been incarcerated a long time ago." Sargen replied, "Now let's go; I think we've wasted enough of Ayaz and Igor's time."
With that, Sargen stepped out of the truck, slamming the door and taking a deep breath of the blatantly recycled air. Silijima followed, leaving the truck and stepping out into a small, empty parking lot, which seemed strange for such a large and important building. The building itself was less of a spire and more short and squat but also very wide, with glass walls similar to those of the urban business centers on Nishtal. There was an entrance of glass doors in the front of the building, along with a massive sigil above them made out of what seemed to be platinum. There was a sword with wings skillfully engraved on it, along with the words Qui militat præter me, frater meus erit surrounding the edges. Her translator struggled to translate it due to the age of the language and her translator's lack of exposure to the esoteric language, but it came out as something similar to He who fights beside me shall be my brother. An interesting term, but certainly more unique than the Federation Navy's slogan, Defend the Herd.
Sargen grabbed her feathered shoulder and steered her away from the truck just as something hovered down and clamped its magnetic claws onto it. A massive, black-colored hover-drone the size of an eighteen-wheeler buzzed as it deftly floated around the two of them, one giant crimson eye with an LED dot acting as an almost animated pupil darting between the two of them. Then it lifted away, making beeping noises as it carried the truck in tow towards a large tower several hundred stories tall in the distance made from a monotonous gray material. "What in sweet Ina's name?" Silijima said under her breath, causing Sargen to chuckle.
"Moth Drones; they’re very useful things. There's not enough space on the station to have traditional parking lots, so Sarn Robotics found a pretty neat solution: massive drones come and pick up vehicles and transport them to large parking towers like the one it's flying to right now. Then, when we come back, I can just call back for my car, maybe wait a minute or so, and have my car returned to me. It's pretty awesome, and something you wouldn't find in a million years in the Federation."
That was true; the citizens would be spooked by so many flying objects. She could just imagine the number of stampedes such a creation would cause.
"Wait, what about the food and ammo?" She asked, curious as to why he'd leave it there."
"Oh, don't worry about that: that tower specifically has an automated storage system. All of our goods will be sent to our ship in the next few hours sorted, packed up, and sealed up in space-grade storage containers"
"Huh, that's pretty incredible," she replied.
"Yeah, it is. Like them or not, these predators seem to think of everything. I guess their minds just work differently; nothing wrong with that."
They walked through the doors as they conversed, and a massive lobby greeted them. Over two dozen secretaries of multiple races greeted countless individuals, many of them armed. Most of them were humans and Arxur, although she spotted a few Harchens and Gojids in the mix. The sound of phones ringing and computer keyboards being typed on resonated through the building with an echo. The entire lobby was beautifully decorated, with corners filled with fine gold-trimmed mahogany furniture and intricately woven carpets covering the marble floor. Sargen guided her up to the lobby and towards a young human wan with blonde hair. He greeted her with a smile, causing her to smile back. The snarl made Silijima's blood rush, but it was far less noticeable now, more like the feeling of adrenaline than pure fear.
"Hey, Csilla, how are you?"
The woman, apparently named Csilla, seemed to brighten up in Sargen's presence. "Oh, you know, just swamped as usual. Igor is waiting for you at dock thirteen, just take the tram down." Then her eyes swiveled in there sockets towards Silijima, causing her to flinch slightly. "And who is this? I didn't know a Krakotl was joining your crew."
"I'm Silijima," Silijima croaked, "I'm the new Engineer."
"Aww, isn't she just precious? It's been a pleasure to see you both, but I have to get back to work; we've got too many customers even with two dozen secretaries."
And with that, they were off. Sargen led her up multiple flights of stairs, passing different office levels before reaching floor seven, which was the connection to the Dok-stantsiya Vest-Enda. There were at least two dozen fully sized trans on multiple levels, with signs detailing over a hundred docks available to travel to. It was truly ginormous, more insane than any public transit system she had seen all packed into one place, but also a testament to the engineering of the station.
They boarded a packed train filled mainly with humans, although there were Arxur, Gojids and Harchen there sprinkled throughout. They rode for a few minutes, before reaching an open-space area sealed with active magnetic field shielding, keeping gravity and a working atmosphere within its borders while simultaneously allowing ships to pass through. There were hundreds of ships, both big and small, docked within the Corsair Coalition's docks, and some of them were exceptionally huge. They ranged from gigantic, rust-red lengths of bulbous metal covered in cannons to sleek, flat warships packed with rocket pods and covered with graffiti of snarling, gaping maws and bloodied talons. Eventually, they reached a point where their tram stopped, and they descended. Just a few dozen meters away was a younger human, maybe in his late twenties or early thirties, an old human woman who couldn't have been younger than seventy, and an Arxur practically made out of cybernetics, his body glowing with energy. The latter seemed to be organizing and directing a small number of droids, which were loading sealed containers into the fuselage of the large, rust-red battle cruiser with the word Iconoclast printed in bold letters on the side. The man saw us and approached, a wide smile on his face.
He was huge for a human, about six and a half feet, and had a long, bushy beard with a handlebar mustache, a short military buzz cut with a bit of hair left a little taller near the middle like a short mohawk, and a pair of black camo pants and a white t-shirt that showed the outline of his muscles underneath. He was practically a bear of a human, with arms the size of bridge cables and a neck thicker than your average gas pipe.
Despite all of that, he was obviously friendly, a wide snarl on his face. "Sargen! Dobriy den, how are you?" Even through the translator, his accent was thick and exotic.
Sargen scratched his head with his claws, obviously a little nervous. "I'm doing great, Igor, listen, this is-"
"Ah, yes, Silijima! Senek called me on his way home to explain their situation. It is a pleasure to meet you, my dear!"
Igor took her wing and shook it vigorously, having to bend down to do so. Having and snarling predator lean down on her in such a way, regardless of their intentions, sent shivers down her spine, but she kept it together. She would not break down in front of her new boss.
"T-the pleasure is all mine, Sir."
Igor didn't seem to notice how intimidating he was, but luckily a distraction appeared. Tarlim arrived just in time, carrying several crates of birch water and plums on his shoulders like they were nothing. The old woman seemed to spot him, because she hobbled over to help, only for Tarlim to prevent her from doing so. "No, Babushka, I can handle it."
"Nonsense," she said sternly, her accent even thicker than Igor's, "I can carry some, boy; your Babushka is not helpless."
Tarlim simply ignored her, carrying the crates over to the droids, with both Tarlim and the Arxur snickering at Babushka's pestering.
"Tarlim, what do you bring? Did I order something and forget again?"
Tarlim chuckled merely at that. "No, Babushka, Sujek ordered some Birch Water and Plums for you."
Babushka softened up at that, placing a hand over her heart like the delivery of birch water was an emotional matter. "Oh Tarlim, I thank you." She hobbled over and practically buried herself in his fur, hugging him as hard as an old woman could.
"Thank Sujek, I'm just the delivery boy."
Babushka snorted. "Hah, I know better. You probably dared him to do something for it."
Tarlim blushed at that. "Well maybe, but he demanded the plums as extra, so make sure you give him a big hug and plenty of food as well."
Babushka seemed to brighten up at that. "Come in, Tarlim; we are having a feast, to celebrate a great victory! No meat in the borscht, just for you!"
"Tarlim seemed very apprehensive towards the idea of eating anything that was even near the meat, but apparently he couldn't resist the old woman. "For you, Babushka, anything for you."
Igor snickered. "They are like a circus, no? Come, we are having a feast, and you shall partake."
Silijima wanted to leave, as the whole situation had escalated very quickly, but Sargen placed a hand on her shoulder. "There is no denying an invitation to a feast; it is a grave insult to do so."
Silijima just sighed and prepared herself for the horrors that awaited her.
It's finally here; THE NEXT CHAPTER OF INTERLOPER! Somebody pop open a bottle of champaign.
I want to thank u/Acceptable_Egg5560 for the support and u/Bushbacon69 for the wonderful fanart.
If you want an AI generated picture, just let me know. That's become my new method of conveying what I'm creating to the world since I can't draw for shit.
The Next chapters for Chains made from Hope and The Apostate should be out this week, along with a new short called The Life Shaper.
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2023.03.31 17:37 BenmanReturns Bamboo Bones Is On Spotify!!!!!!! :O

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2023.03.31 17:34 RunicBlood 3rd person camera bugs

3rd person camera zooms in and reset at default position and zooms in again while I'm walking with my weapon lowered. If I'm aiming in the camera pans to the left or right (whichever direction if I'm moving sideways.) and my character's legs act like there crippled. My character also acts crippled if I have my weapon raised in 3rd person.
I've tried camera mods and they don't change this behavior. I've tried cleaning button lowered weapons and the apc mod and re-installing them and it didn't help. I tried playing both with out the other it did nothing. I tried without both and nothing, those were my best guesses. I even tried re-installing the unofficial patch.
Hopefully its just something simple I'm not thinking about but I've stayed up too late trying to fix this shit
My load order:
Unofficial Fallout 4 Patch.esp
Arbitration - Resources.esm
Knockout Framework.esm
CWSS Redux.esp
Arbitration - Button Lowered Weapons.esp
Winter Redone.esp
Winter Overhaul.esp
Winter Commonwealth Pines.esp
More Armor Slots.esp
Laser Projectile Muzzle for Laser Weapons.esp
dD-Enhanced Blood Basic.esp
Sanctuary rebuild.No Shed 1.1.esp
Reverb and Ambiance Overhaul.esp
Vivid Weathers - FO4.esp
Vivid Waters.esp
Fallout 4 AI Overhaul.esp
Vertibird Faction Paint Schemes.esp
Another Sanctuary Bridge V1.2_ICC.esp
Faster Terminal Displays (20x).esp
Icepick Overhaul.esp
HK XM8.esp
HK XM8 Levelled List.esp
lovely piper replacer.esp
More Armor Slots - Automatron.esp
More Armor Slots - Far Harbor.esp
More Armor Slots - Nuka World.esp
More Armor Slots - Vault-Tec Workshop.esp
No Seeker Boulders.esp
PA-Quick Animations.esp
Realistic Death Physics - ALL DLC.esp
SS2_XDI Patch.esp
Quick Save.esp
dD - MoreBloodandBits.esp
LooksMenu Customization Compendium.esp
Vivid Weathers - FO4 - Winter.esp
Vivid Weathers - Nuka World.esp
Get Dirty extra effects v1a.esp
Tactical Flashlights.esp
Tactical Flashlights - Settings.esp
The Eyes Of Beauty.esp
Toughness Perk Redux.esp
Unique Mythic Deathclaws.esp
Unique Mythic Deadlier Deathclaws.esp
Wasteland Workshop - Unique Mythic Deathclaws Patch.esp
AnS Wearable Backpacks and Pouches.esp
AnS Wearable Backpacks and Pouches - Ballistic Weave.esp
AnS Wearable Backpacks and Pouches - Power Armor Carry Capacity.esp
GR123 West Tek Tactical Gloves.esp
Deathclaw Grab Skills.esp
Project Reality Footsteps FO4.esp
4estGimp - MFGEP_Merged.esp
4estGimp - RO1 BoT 3Pack Injection.esp
Alias - Ferals.esp
Alias - SuperMutants.esp
Alias - Synth.esp
FO4 NPCs Travel.esp
Driveable Motorcycle Mod.esp
Dogmeat and Strong Armor - Tumba Munky.esp
Winterized Gunner Replacer.esp
BH_Colt M1911.esp
Nuclear Winter.esp
Winterized Gunner Outfit Pack Nuclear Winter Patch.esp
Companion Infinite Ammo.esp
Vivid Weathers - No snow under the roof-Patch.esp
Vivid Weathers - FO4 - Far Harbor.esp
Dogmeat A True Companion Survival.esp
Dogmeat's Backpack.esp
Easier Kill XP.esp
Fallout 4 AI Overhaul - Better Goodneighbor Patch.esp
[ARRETH] FGEP SKK Feral Nights Patch.esp
Campsite - Nuclear Winter.esp
Ammo Crafting - Vanilla.esp
Ammo Crafting - DLC.esp
Winter Redone - PRP.esp
EnhancedLightsandFX - Automatron.esp
Winter Redone - ELFX.esp
Winter Redone - IE.esp
Scrap Everything - Ultimate Edition.esp
Bashed Patch, 0.esp
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2023.03.31 17:28 WavisabiChick Last nights drink customer dropped a full cup of elote through my sunroof, he thought he was setting it on top of the car. Landed on my front seat now smells like vomit.

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2023.03.31 17:20 QuantumKhakis What Emergency Vehicle has Yellow/Blue Lights?

Last night around 11PM, I was driving on Duval about to cross Mopac, and a white truck with yellow/blue flashing lights started driving a little weird, took an illegal u-turn at a light, and then performed another illegal u-turn basically just looped around where Burnet/Duval meet at Mopac.
I tried looking up what colors to relate to, but I can't find anything matching that combo. Was this just some dude with custom lights screwing around?
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2023.03.31 17:10 JcFuerza Top 10 PC Games ALREADY RELEASED in 2023 (my research and predictions)

tl;dr 1 - I'm back to PC Games now that my kids are older and I LOVE IT all over again! During my mobile phase, I started a YT channel that blew up into one of the top mobile game channels for top 10 lists. This is my second video/post in which I give a top 10 list of PC Games so hopefully people like it. Here is my list of the PC games already out this year: Hogwarts Legacy, Returnal, Sons of the Forest, Dead Space Remake, Hi-Fi Rush, Atomic Heart, Resident Evil 4 Remake, Like a Dragon: Ishin!, Marvel’s Spider-Man: Miles Morales and OCTOPATH TRAVELER II. (I give my reasons for choosing each one, so if one of these confuses you, make sure to read the post before raging 😂)
tl;dr 2 - I made all of this with game footage into a short HQ video here https://youtu.be/pOd3DfXUY8E
For those of you who prefer to read, here is the Video Script:
The first game on our list is Hogwarts Legacy - and it is everything fans of the Harry Potter universe have been hoping for and making more fans by the minute. The game transports players to the magical world of Hogwarts, allowing them to attend classes and learn spells just like Harry, Ron, and Hermione did in the books and movies. The level of detail and attention to the source material is truly impressive, making players feel like they are truly living and breathing in the world of Harry Potter. From exploring the halls of Hogwarts to venturing out into the Forbidden Forest, the game captures the essence of the Wizarding World in a way that is both nostalgic and fresh. One of the standout features of the game is the ability to create a customized character, choosing their appearance, abilities, and Hogwarts house. This level of customization allows players to truly feel like they are a part of the story, making decisions that will impact the outcome of their journey. All in all, Hogwarts Legacy is a must-play game for fans of the Harry Potter universe and anyone who loves immersive, open-world RPGs. It's a game that truly transports you to another world, where magic and adventure await around every corner. The second game on our list is Returnal - the PlayStation 5 exclusive ported to PC, developed by Housemarque. This game has left a lasting impression on gamers with its unique take on the roguelike genre. Players take on the role of Selene, a space pilot who crash lands on an alien planet and is stuck in a time loop. Each time Selene dies, she wakes up back at the crash site, forced to relive the same events over and over again. What sets Returnal apart from other roguelikes is the fluid gameplay and stunning visuals. The game is fast-paced and requires quick reflexes and strategic decision-making, as players must navigate through a constantly shifting and dangerous environment. As players progress through the game, they uncover the mystery behind Selene's crash landing and the planet's deadly secrets. The game's story is presented in a non-linear fashion, with snippets of Selene's memories and discoveries scattered throughout the levels. The story and gameplay work hand in hand to create a truly unforgettable experience. Overall, Returnal is a must-play for any fan of the roguelike genre, or anyone looking for a unique and challenging gaming experience. Housemarque has truly outdone themselves with this title, and it's exciting to think about what they will come up with next.
The third game on our list is Sons of the Forest, which is the sequel to the 2018 horror-survival game, The Forest, developed by Endnight Games. In Sons of the Forest, players take on the role of a lone survivor stranded in a mysterious forest filled with terrifying creatures and supernatural phenomena. The gameplay has also been significantly improved from the first game, with new mechanics added that allow for even more diverse combat options. The crafting system has also been expanded, allowing players to create a variety of tools and weapons to aid them in their fight for survival. One of the most notable features of Sons of the Forest is the improved AI of the mutants. They are more intelligent and aggressive than ever before, making combat a truly challenging and thrilling experience. Overall, Sons of the Forest is a thrilling and immersive survival horror game that offers a unique twist on the genre. Its open-world gameplay, challenging enemies, and intriguing storyline make it a must-play for fans of the genre.
The fourth game on our list is Dead Space Remake, which is a sci-fi survival-horror classic completely rebuilt from the ground up by Motive Studios. This modernised version offers jaw-dropping visual fidelity, suspenseful atmospheric audio, and improvements to gameplay while staying faithful to the original game’s thrilling vision. Players follow Isaac Clarke, an everyman engineer on a mission to repair a vast mining ship, the USG Ishimura. But as he battles his way through the Necromorph-infested ship to find his lost partner, he discovers the horrifying truth behind the mysterious artefact known as the Marker. Trapped with hostile creatures called Necromorphs, Isaac faces a battle for survival, not only against the escalating terrors of the ship but against his own crumbling sanity. The Dead Space Remake is a must-play for fans of the original and newcomers to the series, offering a deeper, more immersive experience.

The fifth game on our list is Hi-Fi Rush, which has received widespread acclaim for its innovative approach. This music game allows players to create music in real-time with others, rather than being limited to pre-made tracks. Players must hit the right notes at the right time to pull off flashy Beat Hits, hard-hitting special abilities, and combination attacks with their allies. The game's main character, Chai, and his ragtag team of allies have become fan favourites as they fight against an evil robotics enhancement megacorp, facing off against rowdy rebels and badass bosses in over-the-top battle sequences. With stunning graphics, engaging gameplay, and high-quality sound design, Hi-Fi Rush is a must-try for music and gaming enthusiasts. The sixth game on our list is Atomic Heart - a first-person shooter video game developed and published by Studio Mundfish. The game is set in an alternative universe during the Soviet Union era and combines elements of science fiction, horror, and humour. The game's retro-futuristic aesthetic and visually stunning graphics create a unique atmosphere. Atomic Heart's gameplay is fast-paced and intense, with a focus on exploration, combat, and stealth. Players take on the role of an undercover Soviet KGB agent sent to investigate a secret facility that has gone silent. The game's combat system is diverse, with players able to use a variety of weapons and abilities to take down enemies. With its unique setting, intense gameplay, and memorable characters, it's a promising addition to the FPS genre. The seventh game on our list is Resident Evil 4 Remake - Developed by Capcom, the remake updates the graphics and gameplay mechanics while staying true to the original story. Players once again take on the role of Leon S. Kennedy as he ventures into a rural Spanish village to rescue the President's daughter. The updated visuals are stunning, with detailed environments, realistic lighting, and improved character models. The gameplay has been updated with new controls and camera perspectives, making it more intuitive and immersive. The game's intense third-person shooting and exploration remain intact, with added features that enhance the gameplay. The Resident Evil 4 Remake features impressive sound design and well-developed characters with updated voice acting. Its intense gameplay, immersive world, and updated graphics make it a standout addition to the franchise for both fans and newcomers alike. The eighth game on our list is Like a Dragon: Ishin! - a spin-off of the "Yakuza" series, set in Japan's Bakumatsu period. The game follows Sakamoto Ryoma, a new protagonist fighting for justice and freedom in a time of political unrest. The gameplay is similar to the "Yakuza" series, with open-world exploration and brawling combat, featuring updated combat mechanics and new weapons. The game's setting is richly detailed, and features mini-games and side quests. The traditional Japanese soundtrack and exceptional voice acting bring the characters to life. "Like a Dragon: Ishin" is a unique addition to the "Yakuza" series, providing an immersive experience of Japanese history and culture. The ninth game on our list is Marvel’s Spider-Man: Miles Morales - a thrilling standalone game developed by Insomniac Games and published by Sony Interactive Entertainment. It features Miles Morales as the main protagonist, who is learning to become a superhero while balancing his personal life and superhero duties in a wintry New York City. Players can swing around the city, fight enemies, and complete missions, with new abilities for Miles, including invisibility and electric attacks. The game's story is well-crafted, with impressive graphics and sound design that create a magical atmosphere. Overall, the game is an excellent addition to the Spider-Man franchise, offering an engaging story and exciting gameplay.

The tenth game on our list is OCTOPATH TRAVELER II - sequel to the hit game "Octopath Traveler," which features stunning HD-2D graphics that are even more impressive than before, bringing the diverse cultures and industries of the Solistia realm to life. Players once again assume the roles of eight different characters, each with their own unique origins, motivations, and abilities. With the freedom to explore the world at their own pace, players can toggle between day and night to transform towns and their inhabitants, revealing new paths to explore and stories to experience. The addition of new mechanics, such as the ability to board canoes or sail the sea on a large vessel, adds even more excitement to the already exhilarating gameplay. "Octopath Traveler II" is a must-play for anyone who loves immersive storytelling, stunning graphics, and strategic gameplay. Ok. So that is our list of the top 10 PC games of 2023, but I do have 3 more honorable mentions for you.
The first one is The Last of Us Part 1 Remake which is an action-adventure game developed by Naughty Dog, which was originally released in 2013. The same studio has now created a remake of the game with improved graphics and gameplay. The remake has already been available on the PlayStation and is set to release on March 28, 2023, on PC, as of writing this. I have included it in the bonus list because my team missed it on the upcoming PC games list of 2023, and it's just around the corner. The game is set in a post-apocalyptic world where a fungal infection has transformed the majority of the population into aggressive creatures called "infected." Players control Joel, a smuggler who is responsible for escorting Ellie, a young girl, across the country to a group of rebels known as the Fireflies. The second honorable mention is Street Fighter 6 which is an upcoming fighting game developed by Capcom, the latest instalment in the popular Street Fighter series. It is expected to introduce new mechanics and features to the franchise, including an updated graphics engine, a roster of both new and returning characters, and improved gameplay mechanics. The game is set to be released on June 2nd, 2023, and again, I have included it in this list as we missed mentioning it in the “Top 10 Upcoming PC Games” video. The third honorable mention is One Piece Odyssey which is a new RPG based on the popular ONE PIECE anime and manga series. Players take on the role of various members of the Straw Hat Crew as they navigate a lush tropical island and encounter dangerous enemies and forces of nature. Despite its popularity, ONE PIECE ODYSSEY did not make it onto a top 10 list due to strong competition from other RPGs with more polished gameplay and storytelling. However, fans of the ONE PIECE series may still find enjoyment in the game's faithful adaptation of the source material and its classic RPG mechanics. Well, that's it, guys. I hope that helped. If you're still searching for more games, please check out my previous video on the Top 10 Upcoming PC Games of 2023, where you'll find even more exciting titles to look forward to. I'll also be releasing genre-specific videos for PC games in the future, and I'll be updating this list throughout the year. If that interests you, make sure to subscribe so you get those notifications.
All right guys, I'll see you next time!
tl;dr 1 - I'm back to PC Games now that my kids are older and I LOVE IT all over again! During my mobile phase, I started a YT channel that blew up into one of the top mobile game channels for top 10 lists. This is my second video/post in which I give a top 10 list of PC Games. Here is my list of the PC games already out this year: Hogwarts Legacy, Returnal , Sons of the Forest, Dead Space Remake, Hi-Fi Rush, Atomic Heart, Resident Evil 4 Remake, Like a Dragon: Ishin!, Marvel’s Spider-Man: Miles Morales and OCTOPATH TRAVELER II. (I give my reasons for choosing each one, so if one of these confuses you, make sure to read the post before raging 😂)
tl;dr 2 - I made all of this with game footage into a short HQ video here https://youtu.be/pOd3DfXUY8E
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2023.03.31 17:01 TotallyNotAds **Season 9** TotallyNotSuspicious [SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] {1.19.3} {Hermitcraft-inspired} {LGBTQ+ Friendly} {WHITELIST}

Apply Here: Discord: https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7
TotallyNotSuspicious is an established SMP community created in 2018 centered around semi-vanilla gameplay. Our main priority is fostering interaction and creativity within the community. We build together on the server, host Discord game nights, chat, and more. We have server members from around the globe; we maintain open arms for anyone wishing to join an active and friendly community.
Find out more about us below!
We have datapacks that maintain the vanilla feel of the game. Most of the datapacks utilized are used by Hermitcraft. On the other hand, our custom datapacks are intended to enhance and protect the multiplayer experience.
Previous Season Images: [https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n
NOTE: Staff are not permitted creative mode or any command that can provide them with an advantage while playing survival. Staff are restricted and remain on the same level of any other player.
Our community uses Discord for communication. Announcements and information are sent out regarding server events & changes. Joining the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server. Applying is simple and easy. The application process is completed within the Discord Server.
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2023.03.31 16:59 black_stormy_0119 Custom resolution on virtual display possible?

Custom resolution on virtual display possible?
So I just got a new gaming rig and I setup a profile on there for my work as well so I can run Immersed on my beefy desktop rather than my work computer.
Anything that I need VPN access for I just remote into my work computer and that occupies one of my five monitors, almost indistinguishable from any other screen I'm working on.
So I have been running with five displays, 3 stacked in the center horizontally and two vertical monitors on either side.
I want to know how if there is a way to create a custom resolution for that screen in the center of my screenshot that will look more like an ultra widescreen monitor, filling that entire space between the top and bottom monitors.
I feel like surely there must be a way, but I already tried a few methods including a tool that edits the existing resolutions. Did not work. I tried nvidia's configuration tool as well but it doesn't work because its a virtual monitor and not physically connected to the graphics card.

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2023.03.31 16:53 Useful_Passenger2121 [PC] [PvE] [US Midwest] Lethe servers - custom content, lightly-modded, friendly and collaborative. No Drop on Death!

[PC] [PvE] [US Midwest] Lethe servers - custom content, lightly-modded, friendly and collaborative. No Drop on Death!
We are a Savage Wilds server looking for new members to come and play! Plenty of room to build. Light mods, great quality of life improvements. Come join us and build our community! We welcome all, new or experienced, to join us. We have FREE warps to certain areas and short nights. Server restarts twice per day at 4am/4pm ET.
Come and check out our Twitch streams with Jay and Cel! Twitch drops are enabled, so let the Shenanigans commence! Jay can be found here: https://www.twitch.tv/jayateabug Cel can be found here: https://www.twitch.tv/celosia23

Direct Connect: Savage Wilds:
The server settings are mildly boosted. Current settings:
  • 3.5x Harvesting
  • 3x XP
  • 10x Crafting
  • Durability is dramatically boosted
  • Purge is ON at level 6 (difficult) - normal purge timings
  • 0.5 Stamina usage, thirst and hunger
  • Containers ignore ownership - so lock your chests!
  • Building decay is OFF
  • No Drop on Death!!
  • Free Warps to home, and 3 home locations per player with multihome warp list

We have incredible custom content, including beginners and advanced Arenas where you can fight opponents, take thralls and win loot, and a custom Maze giving a little nod to former Foo Fighter's drummer Taylor Hawkins with fantastic prizes for all who complete it. Many custom builds and custom built dungeons to test your skills and get great loot. We have footraces/triathlons in various map areas complete with checkpoints and prizes!
We have a new Battle Pass Arena outside Murun! Use this feature to quickly spawn in creatures you need to complete your Battle Pass Challenges. It is a work in progress, so it may not have all the creatures yet, but admins are quickly updating so you can complete all your challenges!
With the new update to Age of Sorcery, we have an NPC in Murun that teaches you how to make Golems too. He can be found in by the Money Changers, right around the corner from Tommy the Dank. You should really stop by and see Tommy and his friend Cheech in Murun. Just follow the haze...

Mod list:
  • Pippi
  • Savage Wilds
  • Better Thralls
  • Tier 4 Followers-Mild Increased Spawn
  • Unlock Plus
  • Improved Quality of Life
  • Emberlight
  • Stacksize Plus
  • Sand and Stone
  • Fashionist
  • Immersive Armor
  • Lexa's Exiled Lands
  • LBPR Additional Features
  • Less Building Placement Restrictions
  • Pythagoras Expanded Building
  • Kerozards Paragon Leveling
  • Warrior Mutator
  • ModControlPanel
  • Dungeon Master Tools
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2023.03.31 16:52 H0WDY_YALL Selling Skylanders

Selling Skylanders
My eBay account got shut down because it was "Suspicious" so I copied the taken-down listing and am bringing it here. Prices are very negotiable and shipping-based, but I thought the listing would be an easy starting price point.
These may look familiar as I was here briefly before going to eBay. I also still have that RoBow if you want to send me an offer.
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2023.03.31 16:47 Jordie8396 Recording live Sky Sports (F1)

Hello all new customer here (we had our installation last week!)
So I set my TV 360 box to record the F1/F2/F3 sessions through the night but discovered that a couple of the sessions were cut off part-way through.
I'm assuming this is because of the red flag delays during those sessions causing the live programme to overrun the 'time-slot' on the guide, so my question is how have people negotiated this problem?
Obviously the easy answer is watch it live when it's on, but no way my household would let that happen at 3-4 o'clock in the morning! 😂😂
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2023.03.31 16:45 Adaris187 [Painted Custom Build] The GN-002/EC Gundam Dynames EPIC. Better, professional quality pictures to come this weekend, but I was so smitten once I completed final assembly last night I couldn't help but snap a few quick ones and share!

[Painted Custom Build] The GN-002/EC Gundam Dynames EPIC. Better, professional quality pictures to come this weekend, but I was so smitten once I completed final assembly last night I couldn't help but snap a few quick ones and share! submitted by Adaris187 to Gunpla [link] [comments]

2023.03.31 16:43 choccy_milk_bois 955, 21 Day Trek, Optimal GPS Settings - Accuracy v Battery

Hello all,

I have a Forerunner 955 and am doing the Everest Base Camp Trek coming up. I would like to track each day of hiking (5-6 hours) although charging the watch fully is no guarantee each night. I will also be brining a power bank.
I am still learning all the functionality of the watch and see different GPS settings under the "hike" activity that balance accuracy with battery life (All + Multiband, All Systems, GPS Only, UltraTrac). I was wondering if anyone had any experiences with these or resources where I can learn more so I can select the ideal one to balance battery life and preserve some GPS accuracy. Thanks.
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2023.03.31 16:31 Global_mobile21 Waste of Time

I have been applying to full time entry level administrative roles in my field for a year. I had to leave my part time per diem role in my field as the pay and hours were terrible. I have been trying so hard to get a full time admin role since leaving my last job.On top of my last job being low paying, it also did not have me doing much resume boosting things. 2 weeks ago I had an interview and the person said that no matter what, they'd get back to me as they don't like to leave people hanging. Well I have heard radio silence since then. Finally I applied to a full time role at my former company. I got a response quickly and had a screening set up for early this morning. To sum up the recruiter said the role had a lot more technical aspects than admin. They then let me know my resume is formatted well and blah blah blah. They asked me if I had any questions and I didn't as I was just too frustrated to speak. I just thanked them for the feedback. Like why did this lady have me get up super early, get dressed and prep, when if she had actually looked at my resume, she would have known the role isn't right for me.
What also pissed me off is that she told me to keep applying to more entry level things. Like I have applied to so many entry level roles at companies big and small. I still hear nothing back. What is also crazy is that this recruiter has handled 2 roles I had applied to before. The first role I made it past the phone screening to being interviewed by the hiring manager. I waited 9 days to follow up, just to find out they went with someone else. If I had never followed up, I know I'd still be waiting to hear something. The second time I applied to a role she was handling, I got 2 rejection letters the 2nd one came hours later.
All through this, I've had to go back to doing retail. Literally my first shift on the floor, a customer coughed right by my face. I literally could feel the air from the cough on my face. Idk what else to do, I rarely get interviews despite being told my resume is good. I know it all hinges on my lack of experience. How am I ever going to get experience. I feel like I'm just going to be stuck doing retail forever. I know this is long, but I had to vent. Like I was literally up early trying to prepare as this was all set up yesterday night. It also hurts to see all my former co-workers who could afford to stay on with the role, be able to get full time jobs.
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2023.03.31 16:29 CNTO [A3] [Recruiting] [EU] [Semi-Serious] Carpe Noctem - Tactical Operations

Looking for a new Arma 3 Community?

Carpe Noctem Tactical Operations was founded in 2014 as an Arma 3 community that aims to balance a realistic combat environment with fun gameplay. We play missions every Tuesday and Friday using a custom modset designed to improve your Arma experience.
The average age of our members is 25 years old, mostly from Europe and we want to attract friendly and mature people to the community. Both Arma veterans and newcomers to the series are welcome to join CNTO - previous Arma experience is appreciated but not required.
Carpe Noctem is not a community where people call each other "sir" or features other hardcore role-playing aspects generally associated with milsim units. We use a rank structure but it serves administrative purposes only. In daily interactions we are completely equal to one another. Our play style is semi-serious and inspired by ShackTac. We employ real tactics, techniques and procedures adapted for Arma 3. Our goal is to have serious fun, not a tedious boot camp simulation.
We are a friendly, relaxed and organized community that enjoys playing a variety of games together and have a good laugh. We understand that players have other responsibilities and our core principle is that real-life always has priority. Our minimum attendance ratio is one event in two months.


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CNTO is proudly sponsored by TeamSpeak and West Digital Management.
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2023.03.31 16:27 vasagle_gleblu Once upon a time, there was a bird...

This was not any ordinary bird however, as he was able to speak and understand English at a perfect level. For quite a while, he didn't use it much to his advantage. He was content simply fluttering around and living peacefully with his bird wife.
But one day, tragedy struck! Our bird one day woke up to an empty nest, no bird kids, no bird wife, just him and some twigs.
He starts asking around his bird community, and eventually pieces together that his bird wife got tired of him and his lack of ambition. She took the bird kids and flew off to stay with her bird Mother.
Our bird was left with an overwhelming sense of listlessness, realizing that everything he had worked towards in his bird life was now gone.
Our bird, now destitute and lonely, decided he was tired of bird life, and wanted to use his English speaking ability to try something new.
He decides to fly into the nearest human town, and observe for a bit. He perched himself on a tree overlooking the main street of the town, and simply watched.
After an hour or two, he noticed several people heading into a building, one labelled as "Bar". He decides that if he wants to truly utilize his prowess of the English language, the best place to start is with other English speakers, so he flies down to the building and hops his way inside.
Our bird makes his way over the bar, hops up on a stool, and says "Hey bartender, can I get a drink?" The bartender and a few other people nearby notice that these words came out of a bird and are immediately and completely enthralled and bewildered by this sight.
The bartender saunters over and asks "Did you just ask for a drink? But you're a bird! I've never seen anything like this before, but if you want a drink I'm happy to oblige".
The bartender pours the bird some water, places it in front of him, and they start chatting. After realizing what was happening, every patron at the bar is standing around the bird, eager to get another peek at this otherworldly phenomenon. People ask the bird some questions, and the bird happily responds, informing them all of his plight and his goal to take full advantage of his gift. More people make their way to him, snapping pictures and videos to share with their friends. The bird loves all the attention and is more than happy to indulge each and every customer who comes up to him.
After a few hours, closing time rolls around. Most people make their way out of the bar, ecstatic to share their newfound memories with family and friends.
Once most the crowd is gone, however, another man makes his way up to the bird. The man says "Hey, I think you've got an incredible gift and a heart-warming story. I'm the Principal of our local high school, and I reckon your story would make a wonderfully uplifting tale to share with the students. So how about it? Would you like to give a speech at my school tomorrow?"
The bird gives the best smile he can manage (with a beak) and tells the principal that yes, he would love to give a speech! The man and the bird try their best at a handshake and agree to meet in the high school's gym tomorrow at noon. The bird makes his way out of the bar and into a tree, getting as comfortable as he can for the next day's events.
Some time passes, and the sun rises once again, the bird with it. He doesn't have the best grasp on human measured time, but he decides to make his way over the gym as soon as he can. He flies on over to the high school, and lands behind the gym, where the principal he met yesterday is waiting. A massive grin spreads over the man's face as he greets the bird, thrilled that his guest speaker arrived on time. They both make their way into the gym, where a stack of dictionaries is set up on a chair so the bird can speak into the microphone. The bird hops on over, gives the mic a couple pecks to make sure it's on, and begins to deliver a rousing and inspirational speech to the hordes of high schoolers seated in front of him.
The bird's speech goes on for an hour or so, and the whole time the entire audience is captivated and totally in awe. The bird tells them of the mishap with his bird family, and his desire to be the best bird he can be. His speech finishes, and after a few seconds of silence, the crowd erupts into a cacophony of applause and cheers. The audience loved him!
After many a bow and chirped "thank you's" most of the crowd makes their way back to their classes. The principal once again gives his appreciation to the bird for his rousing speech, and moves on with his day. Before the bird could make his way out of the gym, however, he is stopped by a woman.
She greets him, and informs him how much his speech meant to her and everyone else. She introduces herself as a high-end event organizer whose son goes to the school. When she heard a bird was giving a speech, she decided to see it in person. After many a compliment, she has a favour to ask of the bird. She says that she's organizing a very high class gala, with powerful and influential people from across the globe. She then asks if the bird would be willing to make his way to the event and give another speech, as she believes the bird's last speech was the best she had ever heard. The bird, now realizing just how far his gift can get him, enthusiastically agrees and promises to show up the gala tomorrow.
Another night passes and the bird awakens, realizing he has to make his way over the gala immediately! He takes to the skies, scanning far and wide for an expensive looking building, before he eventually finds it. He glides down to the front door, where a butler is waiting for him. Upon seeing the bird, the butler immediately opens the door and ushers our bird in, letting him know that he's been expected. The bird makes his way inside, and is blown away by just how impressive everything looks. Million dollar chandeliers, windows from the floor to the ceiling and columns that dwarf the people nearby. After taking it all in, the event planner he met yesterday finds and greets him. She tells our bird that he is due to give a speech in just a few minutes here, and wishes him the best of luck. The bird makes his way up the stage and prepares to give his all in another speech.
The bird regales them with the unfortunate tale of his bird family, his battle with unending listlessness, and finishes with how proud he was that he decided to use his gift. The crowd, once again totally dumbstruck by a bird speaking so eloquently, explodes with applause. It echoes throughout the building, causing quite a ruckus. Many people come up to him, attempt to shake his wing, and give them their compliments. There's so many people in suits and dresses that they start to blend together a bit to our bird.
Once the crowd dies down a bit, he is approached by one last lady. She compliments the bird's speech, and asks if he would like to grab a drink with her. The bird, exhausted from being around so many people, gladly takes the opportunity to relax at a table with her. They start talking, and before long she informs him that she is a presidential aide, and with the bird's prowess of the English language she wants him to give a speech to the entire United States! The bird is once again thrilled to have such an opportunity, and emphatically agrees. However, the speech is a week down the line, and the pair agree to simply relax and take it easy tonight. They keep chatting, telling each other about their personal lives and going on's. They seem to be hitting it off quite well!
Before it got too late, however, the lady asked the bird if he would be so kind as to get them some refreshments. The bird happily obliges.
Our bird takes a look around, and notices that refreshments are served in an odd manner here. Rather than have a bar, there are several stands where people line up for a drink. The bird takes notices of this, and decides to go over to a few stands. The first one he visits is serving wine, and given how this is a high class event, it's quite a long wait for some wine, so he moves on.
The next stand is serving beer, which is popular as ever, and has an even longer queue. So the bird moves on. He notices there's a stand serving punch, so he decides to get some of that as there is no punch line.
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2023.03.31 16:24 Curt2k1 Album Listening Night #197

Each playlist will typically have 2 albums from our community's suggestions. Playlists start with an intro song and include an intermission song between albums. Songs for the intro and intermission are taken from our Discord community song share channel.
Album 1: Blue Stahli - The Devil Released: October 2 2015 Suggested By: Lucky Genre: Electronic Rock
Why? Love the sound. I found ready aim fire, loved it. Then heard Armageddon and Rockstar and gave the album my seal of approval.
Do you think this is an album to hear before you die? No
Best part of your day when suggesting this album? Getting a 4th ps5 controller for game nights.
Album 2: Megadeth - Cryptic Writings Released: June 17 1997 Suggested By: Tazerwhip Genre: Metal / Hard Rock
Why? Going to the concert in April, want to hear this on a real good system before going. Was the album that got me into Megadeth
Do you think this is an album to hear before you die? No
Best part of your day when suggesting this album? Getting easier and easier to not want to have a cigarette when I wake up.
Spotify Link: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0WDshFuIOs6uuUJbz6xzHI?si=1b18a2343a6249ed
Suggest an album, or song for a future playlist: I run a Discord server for the people out there that love tons of genres of music. Our small community shares songs and albums throughout the day no matter your time zone.
We also host communal album listening parties on most Tuesdays and Fridays. There are currently two time slots, but I’m open to adding more. Current time slots are 12:30PM and 8:30PM PST.
Our community members rarely shy away from something new, instead they embrace the experience of hearing something they may have never heard otherwise. It is safe to say our community is excited not only to share something new with us, but also to hear something they’ve never heard before.
If you are interested in participating in the community you can join the Discord here: https://discord.gg/Q5X3dtEkwV Reddit here: https://www.reddit.com/AlbumParty/
Blue Stahli - The Devil : Blue Stahli is an American electronic rock project by Bret Autrey. Blue Stahli has appeared in a number of movie trailers, shows and games. The Devil is the fifth studio album by the artist.
Born in Phoenix and currently residing in Los Angeles, Bret’s musical career began with the discovery of computer trackers as a teenager. Soon after, he led electro-industrial collective VOXiS before a stint in the Midwest to hone his mix of explosive guitar riffs and ghostly vocal hooks. The one-man beat-heavy electronic noise collage Blue Stahli launched his solo career, which expanded to include Sunset Neon - an indie pop blast of ocean breeze, sun-drenched skin, and nu-disco dance floors. Beyond artist projects, Bret produces custom music which can be heard in film and video game trailers.
Bret returns to his tracking roots, using modern tracker Renoise to craft the newest iteration of the Blue Stahli sound. His latest music is a window into his journey through being his mother’s caretaker as she battled malignant brain cancer and mourning the loss of his biggest champion after she passed away in 2018 while additionally reconnecting with his family origins after the loss of a major cornerstone. His mother’s piano is where many of these songs were crafted, with its raw untuned tones making appearances on some of the recordings.
Perpetually cinematic, his body of work has underscored scary monsters (Lights Out), zombie decapitation (Dead Rising 2), the rescue of the galaxy (Iron Man 3; Star Trek Into Darkness), hailed a new era in video games (Playstation 5 worldwide launch), soundtracked brutal digital battlefields (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare), and calls to mind gunfights, explosions (Kingsman: The Golden Circle), cosmic horror, sensual seances (American Horror Story), and (perhaps most importantly) the lives of listeners around the world.
Megadeth - Cryptic Writings: Megadeth is an American thrash metal band founded by singer and guitarist Dave Mustaine in 1983 after a short collaboration with Metallica. Cryptic Writings is the seventh studio album by the band.
The album features twelve tracks with accessible song structures, specifically aimed for radio airplay. The lyrics were also altered, in order to make the music more inclusive for wider audience. These changes were met with mixed opinions from music critics, who noted the band moving away from their thrash metal roots.
A big difference from previous albums, it is a much slower paced album compared to the speed/thrash of the 80s albums. Tazerwhip heard "fiery invaders" as "little green invaders" thought it was a metal album about aliens... but that was 2 albums prior.
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2023.03.31 16:24 Curt2k1 Album Listening Night #197

Each playlist will typically have 2 albums from our community's suggestions. Playlists start with an intro song and include an intermission song between albums. Songs for the intro and intermission are taken from our Discord community song share channel.
Album 1: Blue Stahli - The Devil Released: October 2 2015 Suggested By: Lucky Genre: Electronic Rock
Why? Love the sound. I found ready aim fire, loved it. Then heard Armageddon and Rockstar and gave the album my seal of approval.
Do you think this is an album to hear before you die? No
Best part of your day when suggesting this album? Getting a 4th ps5 controller for game nights.
Album 2: Megadeth - Cryptic Writings Released: June 17 1997 Suggested By: Tazerwhip Genre: Metal / Hard Rock
Why? Going to the concert in April, want to hear this on a real good system before going. Was the album that got me into Megadeth
Do you think this is an album to hear before you die? No
Best part of your day when suggesting this album? Getting easier and easier to not want to have a cigarette when I wake up.
Spotify Link: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0WDshFuIOs6uuUJbz6xzHI?si=1b18a2343a6249ed
Suggest an album, or song for a future playlist: I run a Discord server for the people out there that love tons of genres of music. Our small community shares songs and albums throughout the day no matter your time zone.
We also host communal album listening parties on most Tuesdays and Fridays. There are currently two time slots, but I’m open to adding more. Current time slots are 12:30PM and 8:30PM PST.
Our community members rarely shy away from something new, instead they embrace the experience of hearing something they may have never heard otherwise. It is safe to say our community is excited not only to share something new with us, but also to hear something they’ve never heard before.
If you are interested in participating in the community you can join the Discord here: https://discord.gg/Q5X3dtEkwV Reddit here: https://www.reddit.com/AlbumParty/
Blue Stahli - The Devil : Blue Stahli is an American electronic rock project by Bret Autrey. Blue Stahli has appeared in a number of movie trailers, shows and games. The Devil is the fifth studio album by the artist.
Born in Phoenix and currently residing in Los Angeles, Bret’s musical career began with the discovery of computer trackers as a teenager. Soon after, he led electro-industrial collective VOXiS before a stint in the Midwest to hone his mix of explosive guitar riffs and ghostly vocal hooks. The one-man beat-heavy electronic noise collage Blue Stahli launched his solo career, which expanded to include Sunset Neon - an indie pop blast of ocean breeze, sun-drenched skin, and nu-disco dance floors. Beyond artist projects, Bret produces custom music which can be heard in film and video game trailers.
Bret returns to his tracking roots, using modern tracker Renoise to craft the newest iteration of the Blue Stahli sound. His latest music is a window into his journey through being his mother’s caretaker as she battled malignant brain cancer and mourning the loss of his biggest champion after she passed away in 2018 while additionally reconnecting with his family origins after the loss of a major cornerstone. His mother’s piano is where many of these songs were crafted, with its raw untuned tones making appearances on some of the recordings.
Perpetually cinematic, his body of work has underscored scary monsters (Lights Out), zombie decapitation (Dead Rising 2), the rescue of the galaxy (Iron Man 3; Star Trek Into Darkness), hailed a new era in video games (Playstation 5 worldwide launch), soundtracked brutal digital battlefields (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare), and calls to mind gunfights, explosions (Kingsman: The Golden Circle), cosmic horror, sensual seances (American Horror Story), and (perhaps most importantly) the lives of listeners around the world.
Megadeth - Cryptic Writings: Megadeth is an American thrash metal band founded by singer and guitarist Dave Mustaine in 1983 after a short collaboration with Metallica. Cryptic Writings is the seventh studio album by the band.
The album features twelve tracks with accessible song structures, specifically aimed for radio airplay. The lyrics were also altered, in order to make the music more inclusive for wider audience. These changes were met with mixed opinions from music critics, who noted the band moving away from their thrash metal roots.
A big difference from previous albums, it is a much slower paced album compared to the speed/thrash of the 80s albums. Tazerwhip heard "fiery invaders" as "little green invaders" thought it was a metal album about aliens... but that was 2 albums prior.
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